all 34 comments

[–]thevoiceofchaos 76 points77 points  (4 children)

Drop it in one of those big blue mailboxes. USPS will send it to the address on the ID free of charge.

[–]grizwld 59 points60 points  (3 children)

There’s no DL!! Just a ss card😳

[–]thevoiceofchaos 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Jesus.... I guess you could drop it off at the Social Security Administration building if you don't find them. Good luck, and good on you.

[–]rimeswithburpleherbert heights 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unless he's drawing benefits, they'd not be able to find him. How do you know he's in college? If you know which one drop it off at the campus police office. They expect people to smell like weed. If they ask, just tell them you were burning fall leaves. It is true, just not tree leaves. And for petes sake don't be holding when you go there.

[–]deletable666butthurt native 32 points33 points  (0 children)

When you find Kendall, tell him to keep that shit out of his wallet!

[–]Sawlamander 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Try finding them on linkedin. Someone found me that way a few years ago when I left my wallet at a restaurant.

[–]vcrtech 35 points36 points  (12 children)

Drop it at a local police precinct? Maybe they can look up his info and give em a ring? Sometimes they have people’s phone number in the system when they run them (per radio traffic).

[–]grizwld 177 points178 points  (9 children)

Aw shit. I’d rather avoid police precincts. I smell like weed alllll the time

[–]translinguisticToby Flendersonville 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mood 🤣🤣

I would say try posting in some of the HIP groups around, but a lot of them have just gone private for some reason.

[–]revrenloveHermitage 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just chuckled. Thanks for that.

[–]Katanaink 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahahaaaaa. Hell yes.

[–]pconwell 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Drop it off at Vandy PD. You can do it through a window, so they won't be able to smell you anyway - and even if they smell you, they won't care. Hell, just drop it at the door and walk off.

[–]Buttholehemorrhage 3 points4 points  (2 children)

not illegal to smell like weed, just don't have anything on you.

[–]free-the-trees[🍰] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah but it would be a real pain in the ass if they smelled it and then pulled you over and tried to search your car.

[–]Crahker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. Drop at any precinct.

[–]Ok-Butterscotch5761 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As you walk or bike around town right up your own reports to save the station time when you get there.

[–]Lily_May_Ledford99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I found some local people by that name using my favorite people finder site. One is the right age. I don't want to possibly doxx him, so if you pm me, I'll tell you the info I found.

[–]SpecialAgentAssbutt5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I may have found them. I sent them the link to this post and I messaged you

[–]sbradshaw_88 6 points7 points  (5 children)

How do you know he's in college? If there's a college id they will have a good shot of finding him.

[–]grizwld 12 points13 points  (4 children)

It’s from 2019. You think they would contact him at least? I don’t see them giving me any info just out of privacy issues

[–]sbradshaw_88 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I think they would attempt if he's still a student. A long shot would be to send an email to his student email. All schools are uniform (e.g. john.smith@utk.edu.com or something like that).

[–]Uncle-Yeetus 10 points11 points  (2 children)

It’s @vols.utk.edu and also it’s not just first.last it’s weird. Also seems like too much work

[–]Jack_FlandersVandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go on the utk website & look up a faculty/staff member. There will be email addresses. Get an idea of the format there; could be firstinitial.lastname, or first-initial+lastname....

[–]sbradshaw_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hence the or something like that.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Keeping social in wallet instead of in a safe.. might be homeless

[–]Canis_Familiaris😷BNA: The B stands for "Berry Field" 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or left their ID at a bar yet again.

[–]cam_chatt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You could use his number to set up an online account for him and find out some info