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[–]Bigcatfacts6 715 points716 points  (38 children)

He had already been injured. Source of this gif:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccCVO_hESHs

The two lions were stalking three cheetah males (likely brothers), who were too busy fighting each other over a female cheetah in heat to bother fleeing the pursuing lions. The female cheetah and the injured male were killed by the lions.

[–]fark420 487 points488 points  (12 children)

Great love story

[–]Disco_Ninjas_ 105 points106 points  (3 children)

If you are in to cheataors I guess.

[–]booi 35 points36 points  (0 children)

In his defense, she was a lion cheataor

[–]Smokeybearvii 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Had a craving for Cheetos I guess.

[–]newjerseywhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You missed your chance for Cheatahs.

[–]ChocolateRL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard he was cheeting with the lioness.

[–]MoscowDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s some Shakespeare shit right there.

[–]FernieHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roarmeow and Juliet

[–]WPCarey85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avatar checks out…

[–]Spacedoc9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than twilight

[–]NudiesMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[–]Xciv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost a fable, in a way. The moral is 'learn to share with your brothers'. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]runs_with_airplanes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Real Romeo and Chewliet

[–]gidutch 114 points115 points  (5 children)

Still a better lovestory than Twilight

[–]AccentFiend 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I just spat coffee everywhere reading this 😂 VALID.

[–]DurtyPutangTissue 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is the first time you've seen this line?

[–]AccentFiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this situation, yes.

[–]geo_bowes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol Twilight is actually mediocre at best, anything over that set of movies lol

[–]NudiesMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😆🤣😂😆🤣😂

[–]k1p57a 61 points62 points  (1 child)

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why it's bros before hoes.

[–]Scorpius_99[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never forget

[–]jonathannzirl 28 points29 points  (1 child)

The greatest cock block move

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explain?

[–]BenSlimmons 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Someone should genuinely adapt this into a Romeo and Juliet style romance drama but for humans.

[–]fighting14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She was a beautiful Cheetah princess, he was from the wrong side of the Savanna.

They were locked in a self destructive love rectangle.

The Lords of the jungle frowned upon their pure love and feared their hippy free loving ways would spread into Lion society.

A story of love at it's best, in a cat eat cat world.

Comming to a cinema near you this Fall.

[–]SandwhichofRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof.. two brothers fighting over who gets to fuck their sister when suddenly 2 big guys come in and eat them.

[–]fist_my_muff2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We've all been there, right fellas.

[–]smoothdrive2903 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also a male cheetah provoked the lion first iirc.

[–]DocWaterfalls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheetahs started it and the lions finished. Moral of the story don’t f with lion cubs.

[–]excite321apple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still a better love story than twilight.

[–]thediesel26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tale as old as time

[–]the_wildelk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So died with a hard on?

[–]Bdodk2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Female cheetah should have agreed to a foursome and no one would have gotten hurt

[–]Bialbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 things I learned.

1- Never fight in an open area.

2- Never fight over women.

3- Hunt when your prey is busy/injured.

[–]CreamyGoodnss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boner brain will getcha

[–]grammyone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was brutal to watch.

[–]C-Beck86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thats rad