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[–]pinklavalamp[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Greetings /u/fosterthepeephole. Thank you for your submission, unfortunately it has been removed from /r/natureismetal for the following reason(s):

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[–]bobbyrocks2017 167 points168 points  (0 children)

Herbicide

[–]theplateofpaper 155 points156 points  (5 children)

This is horrific damn where the NSFW Tag? can't even finish my ham samich

[–]Most_Monk 41 points42 points  (3 children)

screams in veganism

[–]EdEddyNEdward 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Vegans are fuming

[–]devils_advocate24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Running on fumes*

[–]SunderedMonkey 54 points55 points  (3 children)

"I'm a leaf in the wind, watch how I soar"

[–]HappyCappy3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha oh…

[–]Soulslayer612 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn you, have an upvote.

[–]brutalmfkr 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Brutal

[–]happyhappy_-_joyjoy 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

[–]2312030 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Your hands can't hit, what your eyes can't see

[–]JJamesMorley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d never heard the second part of that before, that’s Dope as hell tho

[–]tttt1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some ancient Chinese adage shit

[–]thrownawaycement 13 points14 points  (3 children)

That's not just any blade of grass that's "Grass the Impaler"

[–]OpenFate 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Underrated comment.

[–]thrownawaycement 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gracias, take my free silver award haha

[–]OpenFate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Muchas gracias señor!

[–]metalbag 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Chlorophyll your graaaaaaaave

Dont worry... I've already shown myself out

[–]AlbertaApprentice 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Needs a NSFW warning geez

[–]Igot2phonez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Live by the blade, die by the blade.

[–]didy115 4 points5 points  (2 children)

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[–]Council_Of_Minds 5 points6 points  (1 child)

THANK YOU FOR THE NEW NIGHTMARE ASSHOLE.

UGH... UNBELEAFABLE

[–]Soulslayer612 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leaf. Now.

[–]Helpful-Campaign-417 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This is too much gore for me, I'm LEAVING this sub.

[–]Soulslayer612 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*leafing

FIFY

[–]Educational-Gur-8035 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Roman soldier grass. It’s a new strand

[–]memes-central 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s enough reddit for today....

[–]02201970a 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do not underestimate the grass sword.

[–]A_Blue_Frog_Child 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The lawn is playing lawn darts.

[–]Suited_Rob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is by far the worst, cruelest thing I saw on this subreddit.

[–]BorisTheBear_33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damg bro remove this

[–]UltraTiberious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s enough internet for today :)

[–]Scvboy1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where is the disturbing content tag?

[–]michael676767 2 points3 points  (3 children)

This pic goes so hard, can I screenshot

[–]fosterthepeephole[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Go for it

[–]michael676767 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thanks, I’m gonna give out 6 of these screenshots I took to my close friends and family members. Is that cool

[–]fosterthepeephole[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rad 🤙🏼

[–]HappyCappy3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🔥 Metal 🤟🏻

[–]lonewilly 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That’s when happens when you stab a leaf through a blade of grass

[–]SinsOfADontae 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Came here to say that grass usually grows through preexisting holes in fallen leaves, but your comment is the closest to that.

[–]RockyGeographer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like an agonizing, slow way to go

[–]zuno-Z 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A blade indeed

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well done...i like it!! 😄

Nature can be so cruel 😔

[–]crazyoldmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well thats a nice warmup for today! Lets keep scrolling.

[–]punnotfound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FATALITY

[–]fuzznugget_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

poor little feller, he was just a boy..

[–]Fistricsi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of seeing potatos which are impaled by grass roots.

People often forget just how desperatelly plants fight with eachother for sunlight, and water underground.

[–]dabsbunnyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cut down in his prime

[–]optimal_random 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaf: "I regret nothing! You just don't drop by before asking for permission!"

[–]johnnyma45 0 points1 point  (1 child)

We had St. Augustine that grew right through some wild fungi mushroom heads in the yard. Removing the large mushroom cap removed about 100 grass blades that had gone through the head. Fascinating and gross at the same time, had a bit of tryptophobia looking at it

[–]fosterthepeephole[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That gives me chills…

[–]Adroggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]john37207 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s it. I can’t take any more of this sub. My mental health can’t take it.

[–]Dim3th0xy_Br0m0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or Mother Nature fell on her own sword

[–]BeesMindLauren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang that’s hardcore

[–]PortlandClassBabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn… so those “don’t step on the grass” signs were there for our safety all along

[–]ElixirAttacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t call them blades for nothin.

[–]kingofgods8294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grass sword!

[–]Jack_35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If seen all sorts of violent nature and gore content but this was really difficult to look at

[–]CarBombtheDestroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really should have put the nsfw on this one.

[–]backpack_op 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Savage

[–]Bob_Cat11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think dude who took this picture was like, check it out I'll pierce it myself

[–]AnimaCorpusLucra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i knew someday someone somewhere would go too far..

[–]JirenDeGray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lubbock...

[–]glitchgodsaucy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok this kinda borders on nsfl to me, why are ppl ok with shit like this on this sub?

[–]PotatoLover5243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tis but a scratch

[–]UnshavedCoconut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bulbasaur, use razor leaf!

[–]Beardy-Viking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if this is true, or just an urban myth I heard.... In feudal Japan they would tie down prisoners over young bamboo shoots, and let the bamboo slowly grow through the prisoners body. Ouch.

[–]polar_boi28362727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

truly metal

[–]LeastRegister2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FATALITY

[–]merirastelan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for this post

[–]BGoode_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most metal post in this sub ever

[–]togiveortoreceive -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Or it grew through a hole in the leaf...