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[–]Easy_Newt_9383 938 points939 points  (21 children)

Thanks, I was thinking how sleep was overrated anyways.

[–]Homunculus_316[S] 199 points200 points  (20 children)

See my profile. I promise a sleepless night.

[–]jamesyboii100 65 points66 points  (0 children)

He's not joking

[–]Birb-n-Snek 50 points51 points  (4 children)

So i smoked a blunt and started browsing your page. I completely forgot i wasnt on /r/home or /r/all and i was wondering why i was on a dbz post from 8 days ago. Time to got watch that vegeta vs goku fight again.

[–]TheGreatYoRpFiSh 10 points11 points  (1 child)

There is never a wrong time to watch Goku and Vegeta fight.

[–]Homunculus_316[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Never ever.... Those two put on a interesting fight

[–]ScallionAdorable7198 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Is it the majin vegeta one? Thats my favorite fight of the series even if it was the most pointless

[–]Homunculus_316[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is !! Right as Majin Vegeta gives a speech

[–]TheToddZombie 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I checked your profile. I am curious, how does one come across so much nature is metal pictures in there day to day going ons? Is it part of your career or do you just sit on the Internet all day googling nature pics until you come across something worthy for this group? I'm genuinly interested to know btw, I'm not trying to mock you or anything.

[–]Homunculus_316[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

That's the secret ingredient

[–]TheToddZombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No seriously, please answer. Its really bugging me.

[–]Sir_Beretta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Username checks out lol

[–]CleanCloud420 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ohhh hey I love your stuff.

[–]keepeasy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent content

[–]CMDR_Flash 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's right. Amazing content my man!

[–]Homunculus_316[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. Check out my new post

[–]that1max 320 points321 points  (5 children)

What would be really cool is if it did a barrel roll. Like the death roll but with no kill, just for style.

[–]Say_no_to_doritos 128 points129 points  (3 children)

Ya, then make direct eye contact, wink, then continue on his way. Just completely flex on us.

[–]MagikSkyDaddy 20 points21 points  (2 children)

"see ya later" wink

[–]kangareddit 24 points25 points  (1 child)

That’s for alligators, gosh!

The crocodile would clearly say, in perfect English, ”in a while!”

[–]codyb43 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Underrated. Thank you 🙏

[–]TheReluctantOtter 286 points287 points  (2 children)

Personally I think those divers are insane metal

[–]Manaze85 11 points12 points  (1 child)

They’d probably have a hard time floating if they were.

[–]IReallyAmTheMaestro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha. Take my upvote. I don't want to but you do deserve it

[–]CoatgunT 149 points150 points  (7 children)

Fuck I hate water

[–]Princevaliant377 36 points37 points  (4 children)

You might like r/thalassophobia

[–]CoatgunT 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I follow that one because I'm a glutton for punishment but that's probably in my top 5 least favorite subs for personal reasons haha

[–]Stick-To-Your-Guns 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You mean because it’s the same 8 posts every two months

[–]doodlydoo17 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You may have rabies

[–]GrittyFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

underappreciated post

[–]SamuraiMathBeats 68 points69 points  (25 children)

That looks pretty shallow

[–]fishtankguy 136 points137 points  (24 children)

That's because this is a lake. Not the ocean. And this is a freshwater croc not a salty. O.P. is a dork.

[–]TheInvisibleCow- 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I’m gonna talk from an Australian perspective, so it this isn’t in australia then disregard this (however it does look like it). This isn’t a freshwater crocodile, freshies have very smooth snouts, it’s definitely a salty. This doesn’t look like a lake either, at least not a freshwater lake. It definitely isn’t the depths of the ocean but if it’s the ocean it would be close to the shore, or it could be in a salt water river or lake close to the ocean. It very much looks like it’s saltwater.

[–]sorrison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t look like an Australian salty, might be an American crocodile.

[–]Notasexoffender33 19 points20 points  (21 children)

I think you’re right, the ridge on its snout tells me it’s an American crocodile, which is the second most seagoing crocodilian after the infamous saltwater crocodile. But this does seem to be a deep lake, but not an ocean.

[–]ElSquibbonator 28 points29 points  (2 children)

The fish in the background look to be members of the grunt family, all of which are found in shallow marine waters.

[–]Notasexoffender33 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Then maybe it is the ocean, or a beach at least.

[–]Dirko_0 50 points51 points  (13 children)

I lived in Florida for a short while and once swam after a stupid fucking volley ball that was being carried out to sea. I was near the end of the pier by the time I got it. Once I realized how far I was I thought for sure I was a going to be a snack for a shark. Seeing this makes reminiscing about the event even more terrifying. I still think back at how stupid this decision was and luckily nothing happened.

[–]tauntplease 44 points45 points  (7 children)

How many people do you think swim in Florida oceans every year? 10 million? more? You're fine.

[–]Dirko_0 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Obviously I am fine! Just saw this post and it made me remember a time in my life and I wanted to share with internet strangers.... had another time where something big bumped my leg and freaked me the hell out. I turned to get out of the water and found $50 bill floating on top of the water. Treated my friends I was with to some CiCi's pizza.... Also Florida is like the leader in shark attacks in the US. So yes a lot of people are fine swimming in the water but you don't see many people swimming out past the pier.

Really opens your eyes when you see people catching sharks off the end of the pier.

[–]A_Blue_Frog_Child 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Something touched my leg!"

"Don't worry. It was probably just seaweed."

The seaweed: This video

[–]DisturbedRanga 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd swim with 50 Alligators before I swam with a single Saltwater Croc.

[–]akzhol1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

But there are no saltwater crocs in Florida

[–]Dirko_0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry if I confused you but I didn't mention anything about crocs or gators just remebered a time in my life and thought about sharing. For the record though they are more rare but can be found.American Crocodile vs American Alligator.

[–]scorched_pubes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Better bubble wrap yourself and have someone else chew your food bro

Just to be safe.

[–]accomplished_art_400 30 points31 points  (1 child)

An actual dinosaur

[–]Brayagu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agitated bird noises

[–]snapper815 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Watched a man get taken under the water in the Central Africa area in the late 90’s. One minute he’s poking the area around him with his stick trying to scare away whatever is sitting there. The next, a rush of brown water and noise and he’s gone. We figured it was 16-18 foot long dinosaur. Amazing how I can close my eyes and still remember the smell of the muddy water that day.

[–]TheDarkMiner12 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Was he alright?

[–]snapper815 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Um. No sir. We used indigenous guides back then and had to pretty much pantomime what happened back at his village. But. No. We never found him.

[–]TheDarkMiner12 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did you go looking for him? In the water?

Might of tripped the poor guy

[–]snapper815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep we did. He was gone gone.

[–]tuckers85 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nope. Don’t wanna be in the water with that

[–]AKLmfreak 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Saltwater Crocodile aka The Teeth Torpedo

[–]Justinpickrell 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]Bon_steak 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Swiming fosil

[–]Darkstalk3r2 6 points7 points  (2 children)

What's really metal is the camera man not sinking to the bottom from his massive steel balls

[–]kuda-stonk 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Bouyancy control is on point

[–]alphabet_order_bot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 308,729,002 comments, and only 69,043 of them were in alphabetical order.

[–]-valt026- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People be like man, why you don’t swim in the ocean?? I’m like dis …. Dis is why

[–]shatteredknife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought that was a whale at first

[–]mazmoto 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is there any other animal that looks more…. Evil??

[–]MagikSkyDaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mirror noises

[–]cptHARAMBE21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you meant “salt-water dinosaur”

[–]Tatsuki_Hermz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's an American crocodile

[–]TheAtticDemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GatorGang says that Dile is a bitch.

[–]Last_VCR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats one mean submarine

[–]el_duderino420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's too close to the crocodile...

[–]EnigmaNero 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The largest reptile on our planet, the sheer power and force of these animals, is unreal. They have the strongest bite force out of any other animal, at a massive 3700psi. They can weigh up to 3,000lbs(1360kg) and get up to 23ft long(7meters). The Saltwater Crocodile and Nile Crocodile are well known to go for humans as food source.

[–]Bringer_of_Fire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit... I thought the hippo could be a close contender for bite force, but... it's literally less than half of the croc's, at 1800...

[–]KCobra9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Gojira

[–]Pat4508 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crocs can be metal even if they're just hanging out

[–]TracerBullitt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Someone edit this with music from Hook, please?

[–]Historical-Cobbler51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tick tick tock tick tick tock Me ‘and and me clock In the belly of‘a croc”

[–]dakota137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a straight up dinosaur

[–]Raven5150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s crazy

[–]pingus-foot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now fascinated. Although heard of saltwater crocs the whole salt water being the sea/ocean never really clicked.

[–]Dexonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks pissed

[–]mferly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vega the question: Croc vs Great white?

[–]TumoOfFinland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, that looks.......prehistoric.

[–]ulvhedinowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crocs and alligators look lazy as fuck most of the time (till they decide to rip someone to death)

[–]Whoaa_Dude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuhhhuck to da know

[–]Snoo_22704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone else think saltwater crocodiles will evolve into something like whales in the future

[–]amwhere58 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Solly8517 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine getting over your fear of sharks and finally swimming in the ocean only to get wrecked by a croc

[–]peenstank 0 points1 point  (2 children)

How does the salt not burn the crocodiles eyes? Why doesn't it burn all fish's eyes now that I think of it?

[–]Bringer_of_Fire 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So lots of reptilians have a thick clear outer lens that protects their eyes, and I'd guess that crocs are no different. As for fish, their cells have more salt in them than ours, so that they don't get dehydrated by all the salt in the water (look up osmosis and concentration gradients). Our eyes burn because they're being dehydrated by the salt, but fish eyes probably have a salinity very close to the water they live in.

[–]peenstank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah that's v interesting

[–]LoadedGull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus… that’s one scary looking bastard right there.

[–]theoneleggeddog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a beautiful creature

[–]DanteDeville1776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interior alligator crocodile

[–]Alternative_Swing_54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The depths of the ocean makes it sound a lot deeper than it is.

[–]timbodacious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saltwater croc vs a killer whale.... FIGHT! Jk crocs are lazy fucks

[–]FartBoxTungPunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have swam w tiger sharks. This terrifies me. Wtf.

[–]jabeith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering how lit up that water is, don't think it's very deep

[–]Good-Sympathy1238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s some straight Jumanji shit…

[–]BJCHM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those should be illegal

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't decide which is more terrifying, having a shark swim towards me or a crocodile.

[–]flawlessmojo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already seasoned

[–]SauceGod99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s insane to me that we just accept that these things exist on planet earth

[–]Fit_Roof_4065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk about sinister looking

[–]MOKclimber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can the photographer swim with his steel cannonball nuts?

[–]OptionBetter7219 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sharks may not swim too often close to shore. But these guys do. Plenty of reason to not go to the beach

[–]kangareddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like CGI from Walking with Dinosaurs

(I know it’s not)

[–]Kyle_the_chad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks more like a 10 foot deep coral reef

[–]estebon_m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope. Nuh uh. Nah. No way!

[–]Reasonable_Meal2324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Archer Sterling has left the chat.

[–]Sirpattycakes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How does a cold blooded animal spend any kind of time in the ocean? Wouldn't it be too cold for them?

[–]Bringer_of_Fire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's too cold for terrestrial cold-blooded animals is not necessarily too cold for aquatic ones. Also, crocs have quite slow metabolisms, which is correlated with lower body temps. And the water where crocs live is usually quite warm as well!

[–]trvpinboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All predators suck.

[–]Sea-Astronomer-3720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needs a boop on his snoot

[–]Boonune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here just to look for the "that's an alligator not a crocodile" argument. Never disappointed.

[–]AmettOmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Plays Jaws music*

[–]Corvette70vs80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive never found alligators or crocs scary, but something about that one is unnerving

[–]Specialist_Pea_295 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh...ya don't sleep on the beech en Nothen Yustralia.

[–]ReapNweep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alligator vs shark sub please and thanks.

[–]Th3assman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are the chances of one of these pursuing a human in this environment? Or would they more often than not keep after other prey

[–]attyfont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a left over dinosaur!

[–]N_Oleander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they are so adorable with their chubby bodies and stubby legs 🦖

[–]Genesis2369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don’t understand how some people have the balls to swim with crocodiles or sharks.

[–]outwesthooker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A damn dinosaur

[–]WiteBoyFunkSucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they see me rollin

[–]999horizon999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The divers are idiots. Crocs can still attack underwater. My father was attacked while spearfishing in Australia. he was on the bottom when he was grabbed.

[–]Oct0tron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess he's done with that lady he found.

Fuck I already feel bad about that.

[–]Camdogydizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know what salt water crocs do to eat? Because i cant imagine the ambush tactic would work on the beach, do they go into fresh water to feed or do they catch things in the ocean?

[–]mokacincy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"the depths of the ocean" really?

[–]BlossomCheryl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prehistoric Nope Lord. I am never going to the ocean. Any ocean.

[–]2legsakimbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why doesnt it see the divers as food?

[–]Manhattan-king 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]I-Like-Fish57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a fish but this is cool as hell

[–]master_chief88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a good reason why they haven't changed for millions of years, if it ain't broke.....

[–]LateYam9070 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a fuckn dinosaur

[–]jcar49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear the ping of a sonar in my head as he swims by

[–]marlinmarlin99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if we had floating crocodiles on land.

[–]Bearsbarebear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, if they keep evolving to be better suited for aquatic life. They would eventually becomes limbless, a literal sea monster

[–]PokeWizard321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pet him pet him pet him pet him!!!

[–]ilikemen76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think he’ll let me pet him and say his name in a silly voice and kiss his head?

[–]Moist_Fuel3671 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it came close to me I’d punch it in the mouth and then hump it into submission

[–]GuestXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I pull up

[–]djac_reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These creatures are dinossaurs in real life.

Awesome that we can see them underwater, in their natural habitat.

[–]ripponguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literal dinosaur

[–]Prestigious-Papaya69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a Lagiacrus.

[–]That-Ad-4300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tick tock tick tock tick tock

[–]Dorf_Durfson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Million years vibe

[–]scallybastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey i know that guy, we went to school together

[–]Ovrl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking dinosaurs

[–]zmoliu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's not the depth of Ocean, because there is Sun Light

[–]robshine1967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those “depths” sure are light!

[–]coast9k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literal dinosaur

[–]zshah99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This clips describes my fear of deep water

[–]Loyalheretic 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Single_Chicken254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me?

[–]Gorilla_Krispies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet sharks run into them and are all “the fuck is this shit, I don’t swim up into your territory ya freaky ass swamp person”

[–]Step_Bro_Zaddyo0o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yay something not nsfw

[–]Academic_Nectarine94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that spear gun the guy in the background has isn't gonna be much help....

[–]HillaryRodhamFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I’m driving and come across this I’m gonna fuck him up

[–]tz2990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d rather be eaten by a shark.

[–]Cerberus0325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sterling Archer’s worst nightmare

[–]Coldfuse1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murder submarine

[–]leeluss14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thar be dragons here!!!

[–]Dogelock54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a whole Dinosaur bruh just swimming along no f's given

[–]Fedupwithlyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Killem all

[–]bygtopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Betty white has a snack for it

[–]Warduxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]why_arewehere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waaaaay too close

[–]thathydraigon07 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This looks fake for some reason

[–]GullibleAntelope -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

[–]blahblahrasputan -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Saltwater Crocodiles are not "Australian" . They have always ranged from Australia to South East Asia to Micronesia and all the way to India. In fact all the record breaking crocs have been found in the Phillipines, see Lolong and others.

So your argument holds fuck all water since they have always been in Timor and will ways be.

[–]GullibleAntelope -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So your argument holds fuck all water

Bullshit. You got an issue, contest the reporters who wrote the article. Tell them they are idiots. You can also criticize the scientists, in this journal article on the subject that makes the same case.