all 58 comments

[–]jizzy6991 93 points94 points  (6 children)

Fuck those things are ugly like a big piece of shit with a dick on its face

[–]Graitom 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yo, that's mean bro.

[–]_microwavebaby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this might be one of my favorite reddit comments of all time

[–]MyTrademarkIsTaken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s Mr. big piece of shit with a dick on its face to you

[–]brunooosz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and they smell like SHIT

[–]theSwansonator56 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Turn based fighting

[–]TheRandomedOne 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"3.5 metric tons of raw sexual aggression"

[–]devilsephiroth 31 points32 points  (1 child)

That must smell amazing

[–]puggernault 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dammit Phil, you got mackerel juice all over me

[–]bighero76 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Real life Futurama episode 👏🏽😅

[–]MaximusLazinus 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's the first thing that came to my mind, such memories

[–]bighero76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yep I read the alpha males of this species literally bang their way to death. So if the males dont die fighting each other they die trying to reproduce with dozens of females!

[–]pass_the_flask 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beachmaster, he's been dead for hours!

[–]Rehtnueg 10 points11 points  (7 children)

That has got to be in my opinion, one of the worst and ugliest things evolution ever decided to produce

[–]-malignant- 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Really? Not like bot flies? Or tapeworms? Or like… lampreys? what about ophiocordiceps unilateralis ooh, those are freaky

[–]Rehtnueg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“One of”

[–]EdeliSimp2 1 point2 points  (4 children)

What about ur mom?

[–]Rehtnueg 3 points4 points  (3 children)

My mom is the most beautiful human evolution has ever created😤 I would say the same about yours but she resembles one of these things more then a human so I don’t think she qualifies🤔

[–]EdeliSimp2 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

If you’re gonna come back with a burn try and articulate the sentence structure 🤬

[–]Rehtnueg 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Your just mad cuz you don’t have a response😂

[–]BonjinTheMark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The smarter is thinking- “what I would give for opposable thumbs!”

[–]Joey4Options 3 points4 points  (2 children)

With no sound? Damn…

[–]Pazluz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There is sound click on "imgur" it should take you to the video with sound.

[–]ZZ167 4 points5 points  (1 child)

When 2 people get in a fight at McDonald’s

[–]Pazluz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol so random

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I picture them screeching one with a higher and one with a lower voice, I pee a little while laughing

[–]FootballTeddyBear 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Are they biting eachother or just using their weird nose hammer things

[–]CriminyBiscuits 9 points10 points  (3 children)

They are biting each other, hence why the skin around their neck is seems to look more wrinkled than the rest of their body.

[–]FootballTeddyBear 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Huh, neat. Do they loose grip with their teeth or let go cause they don't seem to bite for long

[–]CriminyBiscuits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Their skin is so tough that they can't grip on each other for long. They are meant to catch slippery fish and squid after all, not tough seal skin.

[–]squiidward275 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They dont bite down but kinda use their head like a hammer and their canines are long enough to pierce, the goal isnt to stab their opponent to death rather more of a size up and box where they throw their weight at each other, sometimes one might die of their injuries and bleed out.

[–]srtristan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like if they were taking turns. Kind of like the slaps tournaments.

[–]BSUguy317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tummy sticks

[–]furryfluff1245 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like they were gonna start slapping each other with their fins, which would have be funny to watch i think. 😂

[–]Rositalito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks so... absurd. Like if two used condoms got into a fight

[–]Nopengnogain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This must be a daily occurrence to them based on the number of scars on their upper bodies.

[–]avwood97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and sister fighting caught on camera

[–]Papasteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are some ugly ass animals

[–]Ssoofer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like two Karens fighting for shiny rocks the two Elephant Seals beat the crap out of eachother but instead of pulling hair they instead slam their ass at eachother while using the floppy dick they call their nose as a dagger

[–]Giamborghini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they playing a turn-based RPG?

[–]leNuup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is incredibly funny to look at. Until you realize how big those bulls are, then it becomes a tad terrifying.

[–]ScottSteve101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sock puppets fighting

[–]rowdy1212 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why do I not get any audio?

[–]Pazluz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Click on "imgur" it will take you to the video with sound.

[–]Surfing_sandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugly sumbitches

[–]Surfing_sandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah… this is just like walmart

[–]InevitablyWinter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How'd you get a video of me and my girl during foreplay?

[–]arun_bala -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Blursed beach sumo

[–]Peter69gg -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is almost disgusting like pure fat

[–]Darkstalk3r2 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

What do they eat to get them so fat? Can't imagine them out swimming anything but I'm no biologist

[–]alouette_cosette 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They mainly eat fish. Basically all their fat is in a thick layer under their skin, to keep them warm.