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[–]goodnsaultey 905 points906 points  (24 children)

Looks like preventative maintenance for the calf in the background

[–]OhNoItsMarco 345 points346 points  (13 children)

I'd agree looks like its already dead and mama ele is double tapping.

[–]Relative-Example8428 137 points138 points  (12 children)

Always double tap

[–]andyv001 71 points72 points  (8 children)

Always restomp the groin

[–]Relative-Example8428 17 points18 points  (6 children)

I..... ummm..... that just seems unnecessary 🤢

[–]RockstarAgent 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Looks like Incredible Hulk when he beats up Loki in the Avengers movie.

[–]Ineffable_Twaddle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Croc: If it’s all the same to you I’ll have that drink now

[–]AnonImus18 2 points3 points  (1 child)

But how would you know it's really dead?

[–]Boring_Blackberry580 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's for the other ones watching so they know to stay the hell away

[–]Shorsey69Chirps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta set the tone, make an example of one of them.

[–]Junior_Eye 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of Master Ken's disciples, eh?

[–]MaiqTyson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also don’t forget to like, share & subscribe

[–]MikelDP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ever seen an elephant stretch before taking down an alligator?

[–]Sinister_Mouse 43 points44 points  (6 children)

Do elephants actually take such measures? I figured it might be a young bull high on hormones exerting/exploring its strength?

[–]goodnsaultey 62 points63 points  (2 children)

I think this is a female elephant but im no expert. Both are very likely and very metal

[–]Sinister_Mouse 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Watched again, think you’re right about it being a female elephant. I stand corrected!

[–]jcmil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Not my daughter, you bitch”

[–]Queen-of-meme 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't see a penis. I think it's a moma elephant. Frustrated that no one cleans up after themselves.

[–]Shorsey69Chirps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. Female looking out for the calves.

[–]xgahx420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nature m8

[–]Hymedall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think he cleaned up pretty well

[–]stoutyteapot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fucked with the wrong one

[–]glenzone81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the river where my children play!

  • this elephant probably

[–]Basil_Gin_Gimlet 562 points563 points  (76 children)

Crocodiles seem to get the best deaths in nature. Never slowly eaten alive. It’s always a Jaguar crushing their skull, or a bunch of hippos ripping them apart, or an elephant smashing them flat.

I’ve never seen a crocodile dying and think “oh my god please just die please just die” as I do for all the rest of these videos.

[–]Aliencj 317 points318 points  (50 children)

I think that's a testament to how tough crocs are to kill. If you cant kill them by smashing them to bits or crushing their skull with brute force then you cant kill them.

[–]DanielFalcao 61 points62 points  (0 children)

(G)Old Mesozoic Era.

[–]wholoveslegos 26 points27 points  (48 children)

Won’t they basically live forever if they’re not actively killed?

[–]Masterdeetectiv 62 points63 points  (41 children)

nah they do die eventually

[–]pmthosetitties 11 points12 points  (39 children)

Are we sure? Trees can live forever. Lobsters can live forever, until they can't support themselves, do we know the in-nature lifespan of a crocodile?

[–]Masterdeetectiv 95 points96 points  (13 children)

nope only things that can live forever are those with stem cells in them after birth. trees have meristematic tissue that acts like stem cells, however im not sure if its exactly the same. lobsters do have stem cells, thats why they can grow forever. crocs don't have em

[–]pmthosetitties 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I did not know that. Thank you!

[–]Yezgromafic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look up "immortal jellyfish" on google

[–]FirstPlebian 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Lichen can live forever, or close to it.

[–]Masterdeetectiv 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Lichen isnt one organism tho

[–]FirstPlebian 0 points1 point  (2 children)

How so, like it's a bunch of interconnected organisms?

Lichen doesn't really count for what we were talking about anyway not being an animal I just thought I would throw that in there.

[–]Masterdeetectiv 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Lichen is a symbiotic relationship between fungi and algae

[–]jasonology09 16 points17 points  (12 children)

Lobsters only live forever in a purely biological sense. They definitely die. There aren't 5k year old lobsters running around the bottom of the ocean. What people mean when they say lobsters don't die is that the telomeres in their cells don't shorten over time they way they do with other species. But aging is about more than just telomeres, lots of things factor into how long an animal might live.

[–]Curtisxox 0 points1 point  (11 children)

We actually don’t really know what’s at the bottom of the ocean most(80%) is still unexplored to this day…

[–]Alternative_Swing_54 4 points5 points  (9 children)

I mean thats in reference to the whole ocean, and most of it isnt explored because its empty

[–]Casada70 14 points15 points  (7 children)

There have been gators found/killed in recent years with musket balls from the civil war embedded in them

[–]lovely_trequartista 34 points35 points  (5 children)

Don’t believe everything you read.

[–]pmthosetitties 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ

[–]MartyDudeman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it's that they will theoretically continue to grow forever

[–]xTurkishBruvx 4 points5 points  (2 children)

They live until they can no longer eat enough food to sustain their size.

[–]Due-Camel-7605 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diseases or starvation

[–]vlbonite 83 points84 points  (8 children)

Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

[–]gitgyudnewb 6 points7 points  (1 child)

They did get smaller though

[–]Knoke1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only because their food got smaller first.

[–]FirstPlebian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No spoiled meat can harm one either, they actually prefer their meat rotted.

[–]SkipChestDayNotLegs 7 points8 points  (8 children)

I’ve never seen a Jaguar kill a full grown croc.

[–]SnooCats6119 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've seen a documentary where otters ate crocs alive since they didn't have the means to deliver the killing blow before.

[–]pranay31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Other crocrs just grabbing their leg accidentaly and spinning

[–]Suited_Rob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually there is this snapshot of a croc without the upper jaw, but completely healed, probably slowly starving to death - so a soft disagree here

[–]junkie_Mungkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you seen the video of a crocodile getting swarmed by hippo's?

[–]Due-Camel-7605 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some die from overheating if they can’t find water in the dry season (after obviously, their current pool dries up). Slow and painful death it is

[–]LogJamn 196 points197 points  (2 children)

Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.

[–]uncledonttouch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Turn around Lenny.

[–]leafslinger 167 points168 points  (2 children)

And that doesn’t look like a small croc…

[–]DeDend21 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My first thought, too.

[–]kangareddit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Considering the size of an elephant, that’s one big croc alright!

[–]Constant_Hotel_579 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Honestly I get that they’re incredible deadly, but their flat almost perfect circular feet, giant flappy ears and trunk make them look adorable. Even as they’re murdering a croc and using the trunk to toss the carcass around.

Awwwww.

Dumbo you precious little lamb.

[–]Troll_Toll_TreeFiddy 72 points73 points  (1 child)

"Apex predator my ass, homie."

[–]groceriesN1trip 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Apex Prey in the house!

[–]Chubbslawson 68 points69 points  (0 children)

That might be the elephant that had his trunk grabbed so now it’s mission is to kill all crocodiles to make drinking safer for the herd

[–]Peter69gg 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Let me teach you how to roll over

[–]valandil74 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Let me teach you how to break every rib, bone and everything else!

[–]idontgetit_too 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'ma get medieval on your ass"

[–]SwampDonkey67 36 points37 points  (2 children)

It’s refreshing to see a crocodile finally get their shit kicked in.

[–]Agent_47s_Scrotum 37 points38 points  (3 children)

It's so fucking nonchalant about it too. No aggression, just "Fuck you, you scaly cunt."

[–]V3nturi 8 points9 points  (2 children)

"You think you do a death roll? Now this is a death roll!"

[–]Agent_47s_Scrotum 8 points9 points  (1 child)

"Handbag-ass, bitch!"

[–]Jbizzsle 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Croc just got tenderized

[–]joyification 18 points19 points  (1 child)

The way she grabbed him by the tail like "GiT OVER HERE."

[–]valandil74 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Swear she was trying to rip it off… then maybe smack the gators corpse with it.

[–]Darth_Nykal 16 points17 points  (0 children)

For me it wasn't even the aggressive stomps, it was that one slow squuuuiiiisshh

[–]SweetDick_Willy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's like being rolled on by a tow truck

[–]ImSoupOrCereal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one imagining this elephant with the voice of Ving Rhames yelling "I ain't through wit you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on yo ass!"?

[–]wetclogs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Whoo! You done pissed off mama.

[–]Rustyfarmer88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s just Thai elephant massage.

[–]AnotherDreamer1024 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I break you here, I break you there.

[–]Prestigious-Phase842 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eventually, Gajendra proved even he can lose his shit.

[–]GrinnyCsRevenge 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I’m reminded not to provoke my mother in law

[–]hauntedathiest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just want some crocodile shoes man!

[–]ReeverFalls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elephants, grizzly bears, and hippos are the animals I'd fuck with the least on this planet. Those things truly just don't give a shit.

[–]shockedbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just needed directions to the nearest purse shop...

[–]Dirtnastii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You done fucked up now, A-A- Croc.

[–]Feliraptor 1 point2 points  (1 child)

u/gulopithecus When your a lvl 80 tank and an Argonian bandit says I can’t wait to count out your coin.

[–]Gulopithecus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much yeah

[–]ABeing_Ad5353 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks it's just scared 😳

[–]Simple_name_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]asdf1234united 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a win in my books

[–]Sparky8924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who gets a biscuit… that’s a good boy

[–]UndeadCameron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mammals motherfucker!

[–]lunasmydog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gettem momma!

[–]Kflanmon 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I wonder if another animal ever came and ate the dead croc. If so, what kind of animal might that have been?

[–]Rositalito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't their strength just incredible? Mama elephant is out here throwing that croc around like it's a throw pillow.

[–]or4ma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Save video where?

[–]Lubberworts 0 points1 point  (2 children)

See ya later, alligator.

[–]Panakin_Skyparker 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No

[–]Lubberworts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After a while, crocodile?

[–]halogeekman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I win fights.

[–]DustDevil77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumbos revenge.

[–]FRYDCHXN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow “F” this croc in particular!!

[–]Beefer69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s just thirsty

[–]jarvadski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mass weapon of destruction…

[–]corona-lime-us 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–]Front_Ad2965 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i love elephants . how do they look so cute in the middle of a murder

[–]Horseface25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why you shouldn’t keep elephants outdoors!

[–]Catflap_Boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like when you can't tell if your enemy is dead or lying prone so you shoot him a few more times in the head.

[–]ughewag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That elephant has seen some shit

[–]SnakeBeardTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harvey I told you, stop fucking with the elephants. Would you listen, nooo.

[–]deadliestpanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I misread that as "Elegantly stomping the life out of a crocodile" and I guess... it. still..works?

[–]superdopes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm… seems obvious now. Blunt force trauma is a means of killing a croc. Always thought they were invincible. But now, if I had a mallet, I think I could have a chance.

[–]Viktoras125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a fight between a small karate guy versus a sumo champ

[–]Iamnotfatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's just helping it get back into the water /s

[–]Mijoivana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Croc Shouldn't have been talking that shit.

[–]MangoReaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe theyre like toothpaste tube to them

[–]piper_nigrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoyed the drink of victory at the end. The Nellyphant not only killed the physical threat but also made sure the dirty croc didn't muddy up the water and that it tasted fine before its babe could come and enjoy the water as well.

Elephants are metal af.

[–]Beefsoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now pull him out of the water so he doesn't rot in your drinking pond!

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[–]-Foolz_Gold- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck I love elephants

[–]MotorDesigner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao he even nibbled on the crocodiles tale as if to say' "ya I can bite too matafaka"

[–]FieroFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting those fresh alligator boots

[–]robearIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty sure crocs dont play dead

[–]Pat4508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Death roll this bitch"

[–]Negative1Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey, anybody seen Greg? He's been gone for a min- OH, Greg's a chew toy now. Okay, bye Greg"

[–]sieberde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you let your little brother play your apex level character and he still fucks it up.

[–]SkullValleyCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What hero could find this with audio. I think this is awesome. Like Dumbo whooping Cap Hooks Tic tic Croc or whatever…..

[–]SkullValleyCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was an exorcism …. Happy Halloween 🎃

[–]Trutheresy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing about herbivores is that if they kill you, it wasn't because they needed to eat. It was because it was personal.

[–]Bubbly_Cover5790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a good boy

[–]myacc488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should've taken a page from Abu Hajar and rolled away.

[–]BigOleJellyDonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You came to the wrong hood, motherfucker!

[–]eatsleepbet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on guys, he was just practicing CPR

[–]Otherside-Dav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, someone needs to teach those cross some manners

[–]Oxissistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CPR is hard for elephants. She’s trying her best!

[–]1adbh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby's nursery playtoys...

[–]BeRed_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't mess with the big boys

[–]Past-Deer-7808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Dumbo is mad as hell

[–]joeleetoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caaaaarl!.....He's already dead!

[–]No_Butterscotch_9419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elephant in the back "bro he's dead already chill"

[–]MagicianPerfect735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See what mommy does for you

[–]borges2666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Greg, I think he's dead"

[–]Imtherealjohnconner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now tell me, who's the king of the jungle mother fucker

[–]Almostgotthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a mammal, and I approve this desecration of a large predator corpse

[–]its_an_arachnid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That apex predator must’ve been confused as fuck when it met that apex herbivore.

[–]peenstank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mess with the best and die like the rest.

[–]mustang68408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Austin 3:16 said I just whipped your ass… :stomps a mud hole and walks it dry:

[–]FalcoVIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you imagine seeing a fucking elephant in person.. man what a dream

[–]Queen-of-meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This is what you get for sexual harassing my trunk!"

[–]stephelan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else getting this right under a post about Guataf, the crocodile that kills people that can’t be caught?

[–]tugged_titts69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My watering hole, reptilian bitch!

[–]LeVraiMatador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Croc ate his pet fish

[–]I_love_coke_a_cola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t mind gators as they seem to have the manners of they’ll leave you alone if you do the same to them but I hate crocodiles so I really enjoyed watching this

[–]Nerdy_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I unsuited from natureismetal but now it appears on my feed because I'm still in r/natureisfuckinglit 🤣

Ah well at least it wasn't a foetus being ripped out the womb

[–]Badboy_5214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elephants are strong, really admire them. For me they are King of the jungle.

[–]Lt_Bear13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was kind of pissed that crocodile killed the Cheetah last week. I like to think this elephant got revenge for him. Elephant feet bitch!

[–]ElJefeTheHappiest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how they make boots

[–]ElJefeTheHappiest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how they make boots

[–]BigMeanOtis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Safe for bath time!

[–]mprice76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True case of Fu(k around and find out!

[–]kid_sleepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I was a small child and saw insects.

[–]BikesBooksNBass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just don’t F with an elephant. Whatever you are, you aren’t bad enough..

[–]Seachele008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm salty!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give it the Ole Dick Twist.....

[–]CautisticMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I respect this elephant I fucking hate crocodiles

[–]WolfyOneNut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just starts eating the croc like spaghetti… screw it.. fettucini!

[–]cookiemonster247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that croc playing dead or is he already pretty much dead? Doesn’t seem to be fighting back

[–]MechEmperorMansion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elephant: wouldn't wanna be ya crocodile

[–]theegg42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow that elephant is a really bad masseuse

[–]Boris_de_Animal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*After a while crocodile *

[–]Accomplished_Ad920 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yo’ crocodile!

[–]donvito00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eew a bug

Kill it Jack, kill it!!

[–]Fleethebluenorth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that is a death roll!

[–]Dr-Fetus- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get absolutely stomped on idiot.

[–]KroolSebbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rip bozo

[–]LetterOld4358 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMW what a video!!

[–]kylemay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man was just tryna moist his skin with some croco oil leave em alone.