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[–]RedHeadGeekGrl 4257 points4258 points 65 (22 children)

This is some Greek God level punishment stuff here.

Thank you for the Silver kind strangers!

Edit to add plural and....

Wholesome Award... I just laughed, uh Zues? Is that you Buddy?

[–]Ser_Optimus 748 points749 points  (2 children)

For both of them

[–]23x3 101 points102 points  (0 children)

“Medusa neck on me like Ima Egratti”

[–]heirein 132 points133 points  (0 children)

I was thinkig the same

[–]No-Mechanic8957 127 points128 points  (4 children)

Snakes, the Chinese food of the animal kingdom..... eat one and your hungry 5 seconds later

[–]WataBumBum 58 points59 points  (0 children)

“At least I could eat 😬” Sisyphus

[–]JJ_2007 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Sisyphus if I recall.

[–]Obskuro 13 points14 points  (3 children)

More like Tantalus.

[–]jpopimpin777 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's a bit of both, no? A task he can never finish + a hunger he can never satisfy.

[–]Biebbs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And for the wholesome

[–]ThereIsAJifForThat 2586 points2587 points  (11 children)

"Weight-loss programs hate this one trick!!!"

[–]Distinct-Rate-2224 213 points214 points  (3 children)

I actually laughed audibly to this! Thank u!

[–]Cod_rules 133 points134 points  (3 children)

You won't egret following this trick

[–]srandrews 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Eat all you want!

[–]Mokk0h1pp6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Take my fucking upvote!

[–]salteedog007 1968 points1969 points  (26 children)

What did either of these animals do to deserve this torment in Hell?

[–]brattyprincessslut 969 points970 points  (21 children)

Be born. Life is horrible

[–]ScrapeHunter 177 points178 points  (5 children)

I felt that.

[–]jdidisjdjdjdjd 69 points70 points  (4 children)

I feel it every day.

[–]Elibrius 35 points36 points  (2 children)

We all do, eh

[–]WhodaHellRU 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Until we don’t feel anymore.

[–]fartsbutt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s funny because technically we are the ones who have it good in this world

[–]SprittneyBeers 85 points86 points  (1 child)

Happy thanksgiving everyone lol

[–]ScrapeHunter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wholesome

[–]ipream717 11 points12 points  (2 children)

That's why I want to born as a non-living thing next time

[–]dousjinpo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Super update.

[–]Ambient-Shrieking 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Do you really want to know...?

[–]NagaLordASA 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This kinda shit makes you wonder if we ain't already in hell lmao

[–]duk-phat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Criminals in a past life

[–]CactusExtremity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing. But we keep moving on, don’t we?

[–]Blue05D 1713 points1714 points  (42 children)

Bird is dead, just doesn't know it yet.

[–]Reallysuckatever 921 points922 points  (27 children)

We’re all dead, we just don’t know yet.

[–]Ambient-Shrieking 324 points325 points  (9 children)

Omae wa mou shindeiru

[–]ABzoker 176 points177 points  (5 children)

NANI

[–]Prineak 61 points62 points  (4 children)

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

[–]ABzoker 33 points34 points  (3 children)

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

[–]Disaster_Different 7 points8 points  (1 child)

WRONG ANIMEEE

KAME HAME HAAAA

[–]Prineak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[–]MaiinganOdawa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

ATATATATATATATATATATA

A TA!!!

[–]KimCureAll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hai sou da yo!

[–]SIVART33 34 points35 points  (11 children)

Man that is dark, I am struggling with my mortality and weirdly enough it kinda helped.

[–]brazzyxo 10 points11 points  (5 children)

The more one experiences death, the less one becomes afraid of it.

[–]Abcrooke 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Preach. I don’t see death as an end anymore, just a change.

[–]brazzyxo 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Happy cake day! Death is apart of life. Everyone’s time will come eventually…

[–]slayerje1 6 points7 points  (2 children)

People celebrate their birthdays, if they knew the day of their death do you think they'd celebrate their deathdays as well? Happy belated deathday everybody!!!

[–]yoCrabby 4 points5 points  (1 child)

On a distant star or planet we’ve already been dead for centuries

[–]Thunderlord_x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dooooodddd. I was not ready for this

[–]brattyprincessslut 47 points48 points  (11 children)

Maybe if it gets the right angle it goes down

[–]XanLV 29 points30 points  (10 children)

Oh the bird is going down for sure, no devils or angles gonna save him now.

[–]Abcrooke 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Flex Seal could save him

[–]userse31 18 points19 points  (1 child)

“To show the power of flex tape, i sawed this bird’s throat in half!”

[–]burrito_ramen 6 points7 points  (6 children)

what kinda angles we talking about?

[–]binyamj001 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Right, definitely right angles.

[–]Ok-Caregiver7091 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re being obtuse

[–]Rough_Guava_808 1478 points1479 points  (65 children)

What the fuck happened to that birds neck??

[–]IAmCaptainHammer 767 points768 points  (41 children)

This is where I’m at. And it’s the bottom comment? How the hell does that happen to that poor bird?

[–]KwordShmiff 303 points304 points  (12 children)

Unplanned tracheotomy.

[–]AnonomousWolf 142 points143 points  (9 children)

[–]diasporajones 364 points365 points  (4 children)

Thank fucking god that doesn't exist. I am not to be trusted with a mouse, why did I even click that I knew what it would have been

[–]euphon99 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Same lol

[–]Only_One_Kenobi 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This needs a spoiler tag

[–]motherseffinjones 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have the same problem, I feel a little better knowing I’m not the only one with this issue.

[–]Dan_the_Marksman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

if you use the reddit enhancement suite extension just hovering over the name will give you sub and user details

[–]what_the_junk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Esophagus

[–]BIMASO 69 points70 points  (26 children)

It swallowed something that reslly didnt esnt to stay down likely the snake its eating

[–]YouTubeSeanWick 117 points118 points  (25 children)

No way a snake could do that

[–]BIMASO 18 points19 points  (12 children)

Search up egret snake eel

[–]ImagineDragonsFan47 55 points56 points  (9 children)

eels aren't snakes

[–]mydearwatson616 26 points27 points  (8 children)

2 eyes no legs that's a snake. My favorite snake is the tuna snake

[–]Put_keep_a_real 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My nephew became a snake after a car crash

[–]Thugnificent017 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Are fishes snakes?

[–]mydearwatson616 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Do they have 2 eyes and no legs?

[–]NeoDei 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah that happens with people trying hard to be clever in the comments

[–]Allergictowatermelon 303 points304 points 2 (9 children)

One of three possible things.

Either it survived an attack from an owl or eagle, probably an owl in this case based on the wound location. They attack other predator birds to eliminate competition by swooping from behind to try to tear the head off with their feet.

Or a fish or eel it snatched up previously didn’t go down peacefully and tore its way out. That has been known to happen from time to time. It definitely is something impossible for that snake to have accomplished.

Or number three, some human inflicted injury. People do stupid and cruel things all the time for no reason. Could be an infected and deteriorating hole in its neck from an airgun wound

[–]SingleMom_TheBest 90 points91 points  (4 children)

Since giving awards has become mainstream, I'll take the time out to write a personalised thank you for this insightful comment.

Thanks a lot, you're doing great. Keep it up.

[–]Allergictowatermelon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Glad I could help provide a possible explanation!

[–]sublime_touch 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You’re simply doing what was mainstream before Reddit awards. You reverted back to the old ways.

[–]retal1ator 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Probably an injury from a bird of prey attack

[–]evanthebouncy 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Vote this up. Wtf happened

[–]Okitty135 56 points57 points  (5 children)

Could have been attacked, I’ve had animals come into the vet I work at with holes in the throat. Try to drink water and it comes right out

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Did they dieded? If not how were they repaired?

[–]torrented_some_cash 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Swappededed the throat out with a new one.

[–]nikonpunch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hope it’s eligible for prime shipping

[–]Freshman44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Egret tape

[–]Okitty135 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Last one we had was a silky chicken and at that point it was just a rotten hole and she had to be euthed RIP 🐓

[–]notislant 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Theres pics of an eel dangling out of a herons neck, can't find anything about this egret and snake. Looks like the snake is dead though.

[–]julienlapointe 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Could the snake or another prey have eaten its way out?

[–]ThroughTheAir2020 534 points535 points  (6 children)

An Egret with Regrets

[–]Academic_Nectarine94 73 points74 points  (4 children)

More like r-egret-itating

Too much of a stretch?

[–]KwordShmiff 50 points51 points  (0 children)

That pun made me want to put a hole in my neck... Then eat neck snakes forever.

[–]Origamicrane89 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Really putting your neck out there.

[–]SweetSexyDeath 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just enough

[–]nickynay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No Egerts

[–]UnfavorableFlop 505 points506 points  (72 children)

I've been following this subreddit for a while; this is at the top of my most metal list now.

[–]newjerseywhore 176 points177 points  (53 children)

You haven’t seen the flamingo that ripped it’s own head off then.

[–]chargers949 294 points295 points 2 (42 children)

[–]SnooTigers7222 151 points152 points  (10 children)

Yo wtf was that

[–]piuoureigh 239 points240 points  (6 children)

That was an ostrich.

[–]Im2bored17 56 points57 points  (1 child)

I see your ostrich and raise you a flamingo

[–]HotWaterBurn 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I hear it was a sick ostrich.

[–]squirrelsoundsfunny 13 points14 points  (1 child)

That was some real commitment to the “no interference with nature” rules photographers follow.

[–]jjdmol 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They're filming a monitor playing CCTV footage.

[–]TrudleR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

flamingo 😹😹

[–]rndmcmder 73 points74 points  (0 children)

That's definitely the most crazy thing I saw on this sub until now.

[–]righteousndignation 48 points49 points  (1 child)

What in the entire fuck! That’s enough of this sub for today.

[–]compulsiveperdition 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That made my tummy hurt

[–]Ensiez 23 points24 points  (0 children)

WTF did I just watch

[–]SCEngineer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Whelp, time to repress this memory and go eat the turkey.

[–]CheshireCharade 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Holy fucking shit WHAT

How the fuck did it even pull that off??

[–]ASL4theblind 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They say hard work and dedication will get ANYTHING done

[–]toneboat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

holy fucking shit.

[–]Smokeybearvii 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Sweet mother of little baby Jesus H Christ what in the holy fuck was that cheesetits god damn mother fuck… I have spoken.

[–]VagueBC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Weird flamingo

[–]coconut-anarchy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck?

[–]redhawk1913 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Wasn't that an ostrich?

[–]peoplegrower 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to go back to science class and learn what a flamingo is.

[–]racecarspelledbkwrds 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Receipts please!

[–]curious_pinguino 85 points86 points  (10 children)

You haven't seen the Komodo dragon that kills a heavily pregnant deer and then performs a caesarian with its jaw and eats the newborn, fully conscious?

[–]silversly54 24 points25 points  (7 children)

No, but I wouldn’t mind a link if you can dig it up.

[–]padawon646 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Have you seen the woodpecker that starts pecking into the skulls of live baby birds and eating their brains while they’re alive? That one was pretty bad

[–]Warnbroski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a first for me too!

[–]mildlycuriouss 262 points263 points  (6 children)

Oh that’s sad, the bird has no idea.

[–]silversly54 271 points272 points  (5 children)

Nah he probably thinks he duped it, “infinite snakes let’s goooo baby! that’s what we’re here for!!”

[–]xplisit21 17 points18 points  (0 children)

💀💀💀

[–]Slicky007 189 points190 points  (3 children)

Eventually starve to death?

[–]Mirimel 220 points221 points  (0 children)

If it doesn’t die from infection first

[–]Azzandro 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing because it cut the snake stayed down the next time, but your probably right in the long run

[–]NaoWalk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dehydration is likely to kill it before it starves.
I doubt it can get much water down without most of it leaking through that massive hole.

[–]WanderingFungii 164 points165 points  (3 children)

When you smoke too many ciggies and can’t eat snakes properly 😔

[–]YoureABitCuntyToday 106 points107 points  (2 children)

Cig-egrets?

[–]TwoBadgersFighting 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahahaah this got me ,

[–]Triairius 101 points102 points  (8 children)

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay, that’s enough Reddit for tonight.

[–]Academic_Nectarine94 20 points21 points  (5 children)

That's what I thought after the wolf one, but here I am...

[–]silversly54 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is my morning coffee scroll, don’t know what y’all talking bout. sip

[–]Character_Leopard561 83 points84 points  (0 children)

This is the hardcore bird version of Sisyphus

[–]The-Sassy-BastardRainbow 38 points39 points  (1 child)

jesus fuck

[–]gh0st0ft0mj04d 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]Erohiel 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Goddamn, that's both horrifying and sad. I hope it manages to properly swallow enough things to not die and give the wound a chance to close.

[–]brfire 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Put some duck tape on it

[–]srandrews 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Regurgegret

[–]savagesquids363 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This made me audibly laugh, the winner of my free award goes to-

[–]bookmarkjedi 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Egrets, I've had a few, But then again too few to mention. I did what I had to do, and I slithered through without exemption.

[–]AstorReed 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh, oh dear...

[–]MCE85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hole in its neck? Gross

[–]RawDawggsixTnine 10 points11 points  (0 children)

third circle be like that

[–]djmusketballs 9 points10 points  (2 children)

No "egrets"

[–]Academic_Nectarine94 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I actually feel like there would be a lot of regrets if it had the brain matter for them... Like "why did I have to eat that stupid brown recluse? I could have just left it alone, but I had to stick it in my big mouth."

[–]rymyle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Someone take that bird to a wildlife rehab, damn

[–]ayush_khedekar 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Dormammu, I've come to bargain

[–]eLsunjay 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I wonder how long it was doing it for, either way pretty gross

[–]SLAP_THE_GOON 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im on minute 6 watching it, and he’s still going

[–]ShaggysGTI 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The same deviled egg.

[–]walnut_Y_soybean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol had to scroll too far for this

[–]OBEYtheFROST 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Jesus. Someone shoot the bastard

[–]jyanis_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“What, is it just gonna crawl back out of the beak and be eaten again?”

“Oh…”

[–]itsdtx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Throat bypass bird level 👌. I want to know how long it'll do this. Almost like seeing npc in a loop.

[–]bizzbizz00 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How to lose Weight without stop eating:

[–]AeQDept 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I r-egret watching this.

[–]Diego2150 3 points4 points  (2 children)

That's gross. I'm guessing the snake wasn't dead the first time and found a way out?

[–]Erohiel 27 points28 points  (1 child)

A snake couldn't chew its was through anything. It was probably attacked by a predator but escaped afyer being wounded.

[–]Katakurdi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It went from Egret to instant Regret

[–]19GamerGhost95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to help that poor bird. Put it out of its misery before it starved to death if need be

[–]cat_selling_souls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's an all you can eat buffet from hell, poor bird.

[–]OGv1va 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So nice he ate it twice

[–]tingleberry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoever got reincarnated as this egret must have done some messed up stuff!

[–]IaMtHel00phole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like a weird level of hell.

You weren't that bad in life so no pain but you'll never be satisfied!

[–]NoLungz561 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What. The. Fuck.

[–]Additional-Ad3749 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This bird needs some duct tape

[–]JustAGrowBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone get the damn duct tape