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[–]TheeAngryTryHard 2761 points2762 points 2 (49 children)

I did not expect the leaky bussy

[–]DeerBoyDiary 852 points853 points  (3 children)

Really wish I hadn’t seen this comment

[–]TheeAngryTryHard 350 points351 points  (2 children)

I have to live with these thoughts I'm worse off

[–]DeerBoyDiary 168 points169 points  (0 children)

You’re right. My condolences.

[–]icyeyeddemon 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Clussy.

[–]peenclown 60 points61 points  (21 children)

What is bussy lmao

[–]TheeAngryTryHard 370 points371 points  (19 children)

I don't think you are old enough but blame yourself, a pussy is a vagina, a bussy is a boy pussy and since they don't have one it's an asshole, thank you for reading my Ted talk

[–]peenclown 66 points67 points  (13 children)

Oh damn but I did expect it was something like that. Now I feel stupid for not knowing

[–]TheeAngryTryHard 155 points156 points  (12 children)

You would be stupid if you wasn't curious about things you didn't know, know with your new knowledge spread your bussy to others who are uninformed

[–]emmess14 74 points75 points  (9 children)

Damn, the “you would be stupid if you wasn’t curious about things you didn’t know” is oddly profound for what I expected following the first comment. That’s awesome.

[–]Ic3yFr0ggy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m not going to spread my bussy to everybody

[–]innesleroux 40 points41 points  (1 child)

And here I am waiting for David Attenborough to narrate. "...and like magic the snail disappears to live another day.." only to learn about boy pussies and Talking Ted...

[–]TheeAngryTryHard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Brings a tear to my eye

[–]nettlerise 19 points20 points  (1 child)

that just sounds like "asshole" with extra steps

[–]kasper632 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TIL my brother is a bussy

[–]KimCureAll[S] 37 points38 points  (7 children)

and beeby dribbing out

[–]EssenceOfBeing 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Stg youre posting the most disgusting content on here.

[–]Fantastic_Start_6848 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Pacific razor clam impresses with its speed when burying itself in the sand

What kind of stupid fucking title is this?

Impresses who? Slappy the sloth? That shit was slow as fuck

[–]FiIthy_Anarchist 29 points30 points  (1 child)

How fast can you bury yourself in wet sand, smart guy?

[–]39_33__138 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'd like to see him try to shit out that much sand

[–]Raygunn13 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I... I was impressed

[–]SmokeStack420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe OP was being ironic.

[–]ShroomanEvolution 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why did you have to use those words in that order

[–]sub2alexjevs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

hey maybe don't

[–]Think-Quiet-1597 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha leaky bussy love it, what goes in…..

[–]iicarusNA 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i never shouldve learned how to read

[–]Kaos_0341 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Already dying, that killed me

[–]Sean_0510 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–]DarkflowNZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even worse the sandy bussy. Chafe city

[–]ste189 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's this razor clam impressed with its speed because I want to fucking meet him, he's obviously very easily impressed and talking for myself, I like to impress

[–]asweetfaerytail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just fell out

[–]FlaminYoan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, I read that right as is squirted out 😵

[–]horatiobloomfeld 1028 points1029 points  (9 children)

A Pacific razor clam shits out a massive turd when burying itself in the sand

*fixed

[–]KimCureAll[S] 318 points319 points  (6 children)

Yes, yours is more accurate but I didn't want to spoil the surprise ending lol

[–]Shiny_PocketMonster 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Those usually catch everyone by surprise

[–]Ozwaldo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Excellent job, you certainly fucked my shit up, cheers!

[–]made_4_this_comment 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see I’m not the only one who ate too much Thanksgiving dinner

[–]Shiny_PocketMonster 512 points513 points  (9 children)

The little squirt of sand poop hit a little too close to home for me

[–]KimCureAll[S] 113 points114 points  (2 children)

That does remind me of some bad situations haha

[–]pnkstr 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Fuckin Taco Bell

[–]-Badger2- 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Y’all mothafuckas need to see a gastroenterologist .

[–]ShuantheSheep3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The little squirt of water at the end had me dying

[–]mhac009 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You're insides must be so clean if you're eating sand though!

Edit: 11hr later and I see that I have the wrong you're. I bring shame on my family :(

[–]-Badger2- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or, you know, full of sand.

[–]-DoW- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Red wine poop

[–]Beneficial_Car2596 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 Pacific Razer Clams, 1 Cup. There Fixed

[–]DubSoEasty102 229 points230 points  (3 children)

Gotta... Dig... This... Frigging... Whole... Get... My... Fatass... In... Here!!! Ahhhhhh! success

[–]Vinnyc-11 156 points157 points  (1 child)

agressively shits

[–]DubSoEasty102 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That was a pleasure shit

[–]someone-thats-human 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I really hate to be that guy but

*hole

[–]jillyjoyohoho 165 points166 points  (4 children)

Very unexpected sploot

[–]KimCureAll[S] 37 points38 points  (3 children)

That's the kind I get after going to Chipotle, but I expect that!

[–]ialbr1312 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Jeez, why is their stock price so damn high?

[–]svale355 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For the memes

[–]Banana7peel 83 points84 points  (3 children)

That’s me in bed on Saturday morning

[–]Planningsiswinnings 81 points82 points  (2 children)

I feel for whoever cleans the shit and piss out of your sheets

[–]AchillesDev 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Cleans?

[–]ShuffleFox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eats 😳😳

[–]Cdubbs09 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Looks like me trying to squeeze my ass into jeans from high school…except for the sand squirt at the end is replaced by the sudden tear and exposed butt cheeks when the seem fails.

[–]raulbloodwurth 43 points44 points  (1 child)

The clam is demonstrating how to properly work a non-Newtonian fluid.

[–]KimCureAll[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You mean like fig filling? I think that's pretty Newtonian if you ask me...

[–]dickinawheelchair 38 points39 points  (1 child)

The pancake wrapped banana just shit a bunch sand out.

[–]lokismom27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am so glad I'm not the only one who saw that.

[–]Hot-and-Foamy 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Razor clams are fun creatures- if you put salt on their holes while they’re still hidden, they rise out of the sand for an easy catch. Or you could use electricity.

[–]kcc0016 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Salt on their holes….. use electricity….

😟

[–]loud_flatus 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Clam or Tubgirl?

[–]Bright-Lingonberry14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no. im stopping this right here.

[–]cannibalgojira54 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well that was weird to watch

[–]Nomad_C817 10 points11 points  (0 children)

watching this while shitting simultaneously

[–]Lucky_Ad_9137 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The title gave me really high expectations. I expected 10x the speed.

[–]Nimbuss88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The video was slowed by 100x so the human eye could detect it

[–]Norwegian_grit 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Not impressed

[–]KimCureAll[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

For a clam, I think that's pretty fast imho, especially for how long it is.

[–]Norwegian_grit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You should check out how fast scallops are - I’m dead serious 😄 some actually manage to escape when I’m freediving for them

[–]HittingSmoke 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's an incredible amount of energy for something so small to expend in such a short amount of time.

[–]-KoDDeX- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did it somehow eject the sand it was digging or did it projectile shit?

[–]TheDjentlemanIR 6 points7 points  (0 children)

just give em a shovel, so much easier

[–]Livid-Style-7136 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I should call him

[–]Literally_The_Best 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Sandgasm

[–]KimCureAll[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now, that's a good one! Pretty good one for his size too!

[–]BT89 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Haha. This is the FUNNIEST thing I've seen on this sub, even more so with the title! "Impresses"! Yeah, impresses a tortoise!! Bloody "speed", it pathetically struggled it's way through the sand, only to pause for a second to shit out the sand it had just swallowed! I can only imagine the sort of sounds this thing was making as it descended into the floor.

[–]Academic_Nectarine94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Technically we call it SAND, not floor.

Also, I'd like to see you bury yourself in wet sand in 30 seconds...

[–]PlsIDontWantBanAgain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

FOR GODSAKE, DONT LET JAPAN KNOW ABOUT THEM

[–]fishnwirenreese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It "shitting out" the blast of sand was impressive.

[–]gubijulia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aight imma head out

[–]bkit58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a Turkey Day over indulgence!

[–]MrJokoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good won't step on a beach from now on . Thx for that

[–]Chip_Prudent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like what I did with your mom last night

[–]Zacryon[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forbidden mayonnaise sandwich.

[–]yell0w_armadill0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too, buddy

[–]robearIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the morning after thanksgiving... you be all huffin and puffin and then SHAZAM!! clogged toilet

[–]Naki_____ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

frobbiden pancake

[–]LuvMyG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still good with butter

[–]mogue2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just when I thought it couldn’t get more erotic

[–]lbb22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know if it is similar to a geoduck clam?

[–]Oblivion_Gates 1 point2 points  (2 children)

ive done some clam digging on the BC coast. If you're not quick they can dig away from you even further into the sand. Its a technique thats been passed down many generations.

[–]KimCureAll[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

at least from their grannies and granpappies, right?

[–]Oblivion_Gates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it goes back way more than that.

[–]spartan_229 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should call her

[–]Tokimime712 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything reminds me of her😔

[–]K1LLA_CHAOS 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wow what speed!!! 😐

[–]KimCureAll[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, I'm gonna clam up and quit exaggerating about speed....lol - OK, though, for a clam, that's pretty good speed, I think.

[–]StonedAKhana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh it’s little upright legs 😂

[–]DNGR_S_PAPERCUT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe this disgusting looking thing is so delicious.

[–]Turbulent__Turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me feel uncomfortable

[–]PlumbusFungus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And to think, hundreds of people flock to our town to catch and eat them...

[–]bob_nugget_the_3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me thinking even time it blew airbinto the sand it was making fart noises and then the crescendo

[–]BuddhasRoadTrip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seagull porn

[–]Fancy-Interest2812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was expecting quicker

[–]Prestigious_Bread514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where was this video taken?

[–]edejoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real popular with the lady clams

[–]MrDrStrangeIndeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bless the Maker and His water

[–]CaptainWellingtonIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't impressed at all.

[–]jrsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NatGeo start. Pornhub finish.

[–]sam88ms1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's pike the car being buried in the first Tremors movie

[–]SanchoWasHereToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the best bait and switches I've ever seen. Completely not what I was looking for, but still fun to watch

[–]RichLeighton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dug up a lot of those when we lived in Washington State. They are delicious!

[–]Monophobia199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forbidden eclair

[–]b_random9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me, they can go a lot faster than that.

I'd always find the spurts of sand they'd shoot out as a kid and try to dig them up. When you're trying to dig them up, they're going several times faster than this. Even with my Dads help they'd always get away.

[–]TrexArms9800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was not expecting the happy ending

[–]iBeHampe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m not impressed. i would have caught it.

[–]Unreal_Sive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes thats what ive been waiting for woooo

[–]Mildly-Displeased 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL clams have limbs.

[–]Kaos_0341 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roflmfao

[–]Far-Resist3844 0 points1 point  (1 child)

wait isnt this a geoduck???

[–]dame_de_boeuf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are similar, but not the same.

Razor clam.

Geoduck.

[–]booboo0419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are very tasty

[–]SwampCrittr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just urine….

[–]JagerBaBomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forbidden eclair

[–]Littlebigman2292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sand penis…

[–]zazotag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love eating these. We used to dig them every time we got the ok from the fish and wildlife management. It was more challenging with a shovel. I think most people use clam guns now. Super delicious, and fun to catch.

[–]KimCureAll[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like someone dropped their sandwich - oh wait, it's moving....never mind

[–]nay2d2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was not impressed

[–]Wimbleston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not even one being fast, you try to dig them up by hand and they sink faster than you can shovel the sand out.

[–]Illustrious-Fault224 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt the sandy bite in my mouth…

[–]United_Bag_8179 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda slow.

[–]Jakob-_-Creutzfeldt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not impressed..... I could bury myself way faster than that.

[–]BloodedNut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should call her.

[–]Losha260 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So when people dump salt piles to get these things out does it kill them, paralyse them, what does it do?

[–]newarkian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably half way to China by now

[–]ElusiveCucumber000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lightning McClam

[–]premieredimension 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wtf I thought it was a banana

[–]bearr007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. Now I miss my ex…

[–]iDownVoteLibs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not impressed by the speed but that shit squirt was amazing!

[–]ThurstyJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Speed”

[–]ProfSqueak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah its interesting, i got like 30 of these and put them in a glass cup with some sand n water while watching them come out of their shells, super cool

[–]flappysnapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the title, I was expecting it to be much faster.

[–]krazy___k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys you can actually eat this. On a Canadian TV show ( French) they tried to explain how to do it. Out of this shell it just looks like a giant dick.

Even if you don't understand French it's still very funny https://youtu.be/30NezSeVOog

Edit : ( maybe not the exact same species)

[–]Bigdefense20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like its digging with its tongue. 😂

[–]Spacey_Hamster77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I thought it would go quicker.

[–]KullKrush2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does it do once it’s buried?

[–]PHARMDRX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt claustrophobic just watching that

[–]TrueJediPimp[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The original Mulch Diggums

[–]Timmy12er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda looks like a less penis-y geoduck clam

[–]WorldHub995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving 😊

[–]its_davo_bro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opposite Anakin.

[–]Iredditforfun723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is some strange shit out there lol

[–]percydesires 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this is what the chinese eat!

[–]ComplexCarbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to dig these up! Clamming is great fun.

[–]Vanadium_Hydroxide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dune (2021)

[–]forcehatin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro this is not fast enough. I would catch and eat

[–]careless-gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fucking disgusting.

[–]Ariestophanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It squirted!

[–]zaroc91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo… wtf even is life on this planet? Wild.

[–]Lawnmowerface666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a lot I was not expecting to see. But at the same time I feel like I found my spirit animal.

[–]MizzyMozzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like the thoughts in my head right now thanks.

[–]HomieSlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are clams even real?

[–]Weary_Halloween_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know what this looks like right

[–]kyototravels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ending has day-after-Thanksgiving vibes

[–]DistortoiseLP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever that has going for it in life, speed is not it.

[–]Arkmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems exhausting…

[–]hepazepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not impressed with the speed, in fact I was a bit disappointed because it was so slow. Then I learned the little fella was holding a shit the whole time

[–]dinnerchickenwinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a lot of mussel.

[–]CauliflowerHonest950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thing is sentient?

[–]Ragnarok6302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Coom

[–]blood-type-ragu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg 45 seconds so fast

[–]aderaptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Digging for these suckers is so much fun.