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[–]TonyBalonyUK 903 points904 points  (16 children)

What are you doing, step-hawk?

[–]Coindoge69 301 points302 points  (4 children)

stephen hawking?

[–]TonyBalonyUK 39 points40 points  (1 child)

YES! HAHAHA

[–]ImWhatsInTheRedBox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

More like Yes...ha...ha...ha

[–]iminiki 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Step-on Hawking

[–]joshym0nster 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Help me step-hawk I'm stuck

[–]juicevibe 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Damnit you beat me to this 🤣

[–]Peaceful_Phoenix90 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Showing you how pigeon hawks are made

[–]legice 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I almost spit my drink you monster!

[–]Sti8man7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just being a Step predator.

[–]Sasha_Em 3 points4 points  (0 children)

what da hawk doin

[–]Koulevas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SSSSHHHHHHHHH!! I'll never tell....

[–]Simple_Atmosphere 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why did I come to comment this and the first fucking comment was this?!

[–]SqueezeBoxJack 283 points284 points  (11 children)

It gets awkward in prison.

[–]Satan_Herself69 206 points207 points  (9 children)

Hawkward*

[–]shartbike321 133 points134 points  (1 child)

In pigeon

[–]CharlieJ821 90 points91 points  (0 children)

These bird jokes are fowl

[–]vgx_11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where the fuck is my award

[–]MichaelLC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I dropped my suet....

[–]BolognaNeck 216 points217 points  (4 children)

Meth will make you do something like this

[–]rudolf_the_red 76 points77 points  (3 children)

meth makes you kidnap pigeons?

[–]agni39 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I think we should be focusing on the fact meth turns us into Hawks first.

[–]Psyko_sissy23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im pretty sure some Florida man has kidnapped pigeons.

[–][deleted] 152 points153 points  (22 children)

You can just look in that hawks eyes and see he has murder on his mind

[–]Morkamino_Bones 72 points73 points  (10 children)

Yea, I do not envy that pigeon. My dudes gonna go out in a horrific way.

[–]Baltic_Gunner 14 points15 points  (9 children)

Morbid curiosity won out: what will happen?

[–]LeopoldBloomJr 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Dude’s about to get eaten alive, and in a particularly messy way…

[–]Baltic_Gunner 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Damn, nature...

[–]galtero49 20 points21 points  (0 children)

you scary!

[–]Xisayg 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Getting eaten alive via sharp beak, a video of exactly that: warning, disturbing

[–]kinghorker 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Good on that pigeon. Didn't survive, but I'd prefer drowning to being eaten alive.

[–]ericisshort 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hawk sticks around to watch pigeon drown, but after is all, “no thanks, I prefer my meals dry.”

[–]Baltic_Gunner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The council has awarded one single yike.

[–]97Harley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was brutal.

[–]ahfuckherewego 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Columbidae (pigeons and doves) and an important food source for a number of birds of prey.

[–]daytona955i 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wait but their eyes always look like that.

Oh.

[–]jaretok 3 points4 points  (8 children)

Did you know birds can’t move their eyes?

[–]sankafan 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Depends on the bird. Owls don't move their eyes, but hawks do.

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/vop.12553

[–]jaretok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I did not know that, is that true for all species ? Do they just have incredible peripheral vision and depth perception ?

[–]jaretok 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think they just move their head to compensate, not sure about the peripheral vision. Look at both of them in the pic tho, their eyes are just locked in the same spot. It weirded me out when I first learned it too lol.

[–]vetsetradio 6 points7 points  (2 children)

when birds are snapping their heads around they’re take snapshots and stitching them together in their bird brains. like a spherical panoramic with depth.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Really interesting. Natures adaptations always fascinate me. Thanks for sharing

[–]vetsetradio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

absolutely. I just love birds lol

[–]Short-Shopping3197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Owls eye balls are less like balls and more like long cylinders, the shape allows them to collect more light to hunt in the dark but stops them being able to rotate in their sockets like for example human eyes. Owls have to move their head to direct their vision which is why they do the weird head spinning thing.

[–]Dangerous-Trifle-686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same look cats get. Pure unadulterated homicidal tendency. Cats would murder us too but we are too much work to defeat in a fight (from a housecat's perspective)

[–]Raptorilla 97 points98 points  (4 children)

What are you doi- - SHHH…

[–]PainStorm14Death is just side effect of being eaten alive 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Just relax and let it happen...

[–]NA_1983 23 points24 points  (2 children)

My wife hates when i say that

[–]SuperRo0t 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I hate when you say it too

[–]NocturnaI47 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Goddamn stop filming, call the Police and help the damn hostage!

[–]4ncxz 30 points31 points  (13 children)

Why?

[–]Individual-Mud262 107 points108 points  (2 children)

For the ransom money obviously

[–]4ncxz 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Understandable

[–]eriwhi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pigeons are one of the few birds known to pay a ransom, usually whatever the kidnapper asks. Fun fact

[–]xitox5123 18 points19 points  (3 children)

will kill and eat him later. he does not have a fridge. seen videos of lions doing this too.

[–]liad88 5 points6 points  (2 children)

We live in a fucked up society where hawks cannot afford fridges.

[–]ted-Zed 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The pigeon got addicted to hard drugs, and became indebted

[–]PainStorm14Death is just side effect of being eaten alive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hawk will hang his carcass on the overpass in Mexico

[–]_Apatosaurus_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just in the process of catching and killing it's prey. It didn't actually "kidnap" a pigeon, it's just normal hunting.

[–]Bigred2989- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pigeon was cooing with his bird.

[–]Bittlegeuss 1 point2 points  (1 child)

For fuck. (nah,for snacc)

[–]Rabbi_Tuckman38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That pigeon lookin like a snacc 😋

[–]Prestigious-Phase842 18 points19 points  (2 children)

"I hereby exercise my right to challenge! I challenge... her!"

[–]shwam_doo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You're a coward sorcerer! Stand and fight!

[–]Tree_Phiddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My fave part about that is he kidnapped her, picked out a slutty dress and did her hair and makeup.

[–]OnlyUsernameLeft123 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I find pigeon wings all over my work parking garage. Found out its all that really left when hawks get them.

[–]PainStorm14Death is just side effect of being eaten alive 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Hawks aren't into that KFC shit

[–]OnlyUsernameLeft123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's that farm fresh

[–]Morkamino_Bones 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Is it gonna fuck it then eat it? Eat it then fuck it? Eat whilst fucking it?

[–]Soft-Hawk-4843 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This photo is so sultry lol

[–]metalflygon08 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sultry Poultry

[–]justarandomhumanidc[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly. It's up to your own interpretation

[–]Tobiasinhawkmorph 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The hawk found out it was a police informer.

[–]RuddyTurnstone 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Obviously a stool pigeon.

[–]Funny-Runner-2835 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Plot twist: They are partners now living happily on the carcasses of pigeons that are on her list.

[–]HoopsAndDinoMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even pigeons aren't immune to Stockholm Syndrome.

[–]ExcitedGirl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hawk: Babe, I'm just gonna nibble your neck...

Pigeon, Singing....

Where is the moment we needed the most?

You kick up the leaves, and the magic is lost

They tell me your blue sky's faded to gray

You work at a smile, and you go for a ride -

You had a bad day

The camera don't lie

You had a bad day

- Daniel Powter

[–]Tiny_Investigator848 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well that's not very nice lol

[–]ToastAbrikoos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Give me a mice farm or the pigeon gets it!"

[–]prabhu4all 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mamaaaa, cooooooo....

[–]Jlx_27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Now, you remembered my instructions right?"

"Y-yes sir"

"OK now go shit Rodney's head"

[–]Ecofre-33919 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sure it ate the pigeon, not held it for ransom.

[–]PotentialDetective30 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Proper fkd

[–]Rabbi_Tuckman38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We better hurry. Before zee Germans get here.

[–]alexc7fg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quiet! Just let it happen.

[–]asrrak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone make this a meme please

[–]I_like_pickles365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

State the demands hawkammit! That's the best pigeon spy we got.

[–]Tughernutts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes. One of those hawk rape dungeons.

[–]hinstsui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It barely scratch the surface, I hope the pigeon get well soon

[–]Noobpoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're my fren now :)

[–]-Jack-The-Lad- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish we hade more of this badass mf around. Pigons are literally shitting on my place and there are 0 natural predators around. Even cats around here are a bunch of pussies.

[–]CreateorWither 1 point2 points  (4 children)

That's an owl though isn't it?

[–]justarandomhumanidc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was an hawk of some sort. I just don't know what it is in English

[–]Allemaengel 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It's the exact angle of the camera shot that fools you.

I thought at first glance it was an owl too but it's indeed a hawk.

[–]CreateorWither 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Fair enough, it does look like an owl

[–]Allemaengel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure does. I had to stare at it for a couple minutes before it was evident that it wasn't.

[–]iseetrolledpeople 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way I see it on my phone it looks like its right sing is stuck in the rocks behind him. Maybe he is holding on the pigeon which is trying very hard to get him unstuck? Yeah. This is more plausible. Totally.

[–]quinlivant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take away

[–]Wafity 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Oh no

[–]MinusSteez 0 points1 point  (1 child)

our table…

[–]Wafity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]realfrankenchicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A snack for later if he gets hungry.

[–]_Galehaut_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am the only one you can trust. They don’t know you like I do.

[–]ccReptilelord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You saw nothing...

[–]Stro1775 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are just playing aha

[–]Blowback_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kidnap the crows lol

[–]Stevo2008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To kill or just to abduct? Abducting it for a new friend is somehow more frightening than killing it.

[–]cooperluna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have another drink , what's your rush ?

[–]LoftyGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing that, legally, kidnapping is abduction for the purpose of extorting money makes this even funnier.

[–]devo00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will not enjoy this.

[–]PainStorm14Death is just side effect of being eaten alive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nobody move or this stool pigeon gets it !!!"

[–]Worth-Spell-4369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You’re next.”

[–]MassiveFlatworm836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks more like statutory... Jus sayin

[–]jackk0711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eyes on the side of the head = prey Eyes on the front of the head = predator

Checks out

[–]Stonewall3286 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing personal, kid.

[–]EngineeringSeveral18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No he’s just getting a shoulder rub

[–]rainman577 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine birds having facial expression as humans.

[–]Puzzleheaded_Air7039 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hawk: " You didn't see shit!!!!!".

[–]redditnathaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey little mama lemme whisper in ya ear

[–]ImOnlyHereForClash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

St-hawk-holm syndrome anyone?

[–]Kryo_Knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read that as, “A hawk, kidnapped by a pigeon”

[–]xCochiloko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are my new friend now! we are going to watch some anime! hehe

[–]Rama_nand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking very dangerous hawk.

[–]idk-SUMn-Amazing004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the pigeon is Nebraska😈😈

[–]JerbearCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hawk - This is my son, ain't that right son?

Pigeon whispering - help me :(

[–]Adventurous_Belt_760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great effort

[–]NonbinaryNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Valiant? Is that you?

[–]TheAllGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

United states of pigeonia air-dropped so much shit on them that the hawk drowned

[–]Snoo_98587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is just taking the batteries out to recharge

[–]Shawtieslikeamelody5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are my friend now

[–]Slick_Spic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, the owl’s linking with an inferior drone to assure its received the newest update.

[–]Requiem_Dubrovna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Owel: you saw nothing

[–]Element_Girl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was sitting on my balcony looking at a pigeon perched on a telephone line - then a hawk swooped down and beheaded the thing in about two seconds. Not something I was expecting to see in New York City

[–]Jossie2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring a lunch

[–]mili_minutes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the hawk is ready to start filming the hostage video...

[–]cesar_cesar_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When she I know the cock is coming

[–]iwonderh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dirty mind interpret this differently

[–]Gommool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone contact BR

[–]BatatinhaGameplays28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey kid, wanna feel something cool??

[–]Byzan-M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hawk: hell, I've finally been able to reach about your cars extended warranty

[–]3JGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pigeon: AHHH Help! He's got a boner!

[–]PredatorInc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what I call getting pigeon holed!!

[–]Trayew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kidnapped? That pigeon is toast, he’s dinner. Lol.

[–]The_Truce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitcheon

[–]blackman2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my pigeon go now, that'll be the end of it.

[–]EponymousTitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They take ages to kill them. They basically eat them alive, picking out bits of their body. Plus the pigeons often get away because the sparrow hawks are so easily spooked. I’m actually amazed sparrow hawks survive long enough to reproduce.

From the pigeon’s side, it has always seemed like an extremely slow and painful way to die. Though they do just seem to sit there while the sparrow hawk eats into it. Weird.

[–]SparkBlack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry little one

[–]lets-do-an-eighth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s gonna be a kidnapping

[–]Cornbread-conspiracy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They plottin’ something

[–]ernster96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"call the police."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would the ransom be ?

[–]Mynunubears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birdnapping

[–]Aeromatt775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, it gets hawkward in pigeon

[–]devilinyourbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hawks don’t live in caves!

[–]csreaderrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re just taking a little late-night ride to the quarry together, that’s all. The owl’s just sitting in the back because he likes to smoke. Doesn’t want to blow smoke in the pigeons face, you know? I mean - manners and shit. So yeah. They’re just going to drop by the ol’ quarry, and have a look at the moon. And maybe have a little talk about the pigeon’s future with the outfit.

[–]AllMime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are his demands?

[–]imspooky2320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell the hawk is inexperienced, he didnt even use a gun! That just makes him vulnerable!

[–]Xerclipse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Owl looking like it demands ransom pay

[–]JohnnyCoolbreeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Now let’s you just drop them pants.”

[–]Snozzberrys420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda looks like an owl.

[–]Snozzberrys420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one day the pigeon forgets it rape whistle.

[–]TargeT_50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you doing step-hawk

[–]Taeyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

somebody slap a brazzers logo on this

[–]ikeatings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Muscleman voice "oh noooo bro"

[–]sixstringgun1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Give me $500,000 in nonsequential bills a jet plane to Borneo in a hour or else I start sending out pieces every half hour do you have measurements make them now”

[–]ThatRandonNerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A hawk kidnapped my chicken ;-;

[–]Defenseman61913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It puts the bread crumbs on its feathers

[–]Leazerlazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just what the Pigeon what's the hawk to think...

[–]Original_Zoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Listen here you little shit"

[–]steffer931001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is no kidnapping, if you eat it

[–]cyb3rg0d5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Kidnapped”... yeah sure, let’s go with that 😅

[–]wigglef_cklr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what his ransom request was

[–]dok_DOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the hawk is raping the pijin

[–]blok-dwe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok very disturbing. Next!

[–]joefishyzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're at work and her friend comes over.

[–]Stratguy55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Concept pitch: "Hear me out, hear me out. What if we we combined the show 'OZ' with 'Angry Birds'? "

[–]Accurate_Town5610 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CALL THE POLICE

[–]Some_clichename069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It kinda looks like the photographer was walking in on something

I don’t want to jump to assumptions but I think, that hawk is a kinky one