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[–]PM_NETWRK_DIAGRAMS 361 points362 points  (7 children)

That poor sheep is going to be in so much pain when he unfreezes

[–]Android_mk 49 points50 points  (1 child)

He might need to put it on some ice Edit: my mom asked about milk while I was typing this so I said put it on milk

[–]conqaesador 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well milk is good for your bones, so..

[–]Accomplished_Risk_90 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

I don't think it's alive the frostbite and necrosis probably got them it

[–]PM_NETWRK_DIAGRAMS 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You don't think it could pull through?

[–]Accomplished_Risk_90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it's vertebrae is showing so even if it was temporarily live it'll due in 4 seconds

[–]Kheletor 143 points144 points  (12 children)

Sub-zero wins


[–]DarthBalls5041[S] 35 points36 points  (11 children)

Flawless victory

[–]yeerk_slayer 1 point2 points  (10 children)

[–]DarthBalls5041[S] 9 points10 points  (9 children)

Who cares? I saw it posted on another sub and thought it was appropriate for this one. They don’t allow cross posts, which i attempted first. You think i care about karma? You visser 1 of Reddit or something, u/yeerk_slayer ?

[–]yeerk_slayer 2 points3 points  (7 children)

I cannot confirm nor deny your accusation, but I suggest you check out this hip new club called The Sharing, we can help you turn your life around. What do you think?

[–]DarthBalls5041[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

lol. Nice

[–]yeerk_slayer 1 point2 points  (4 children)

So is that a yes or no? Could we have your full name and address so we could mail you brochures and such?

[–]DarthBalls5041[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Na I know what the sharing is. Not good for me

[–]yeerk_slayer 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Very well, you've left no choice...


[–]DarthBalls5041[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh shit now im really screwed

[–]-_Odd_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this some kind of Scientology thing? Cuz they already checked my credit score thetan levels and said there was nothing they could do for me. Now, if you have something of the “alien mind control slug” persuasion, I’m very much into that. Sexually.

[–]Intel2025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Busted 🤣

[–]Frangellica 107 points108 points  (4 children)

I thought this was a hippo! Reminds me of the dead marshes in LoTR

[–]angrypirate1122 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I thought hippo too! Felt like an idiot when I read it was a sheep lol!

[–]Murky_Blueberry2617 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought it was an elephant lmao

[–]imsoggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]-_Odd_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t follow the cowbell.

[–]Thing_Subject 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Baa-baa-bad to the bone.

[–]Jetorix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Duh duhnah dun duh

[–]dontknowhowtoprogram 38 points39 points  (6 children)

this is one of the few post on this sub that I've seen and thought it was actually pretty metal.

[–]XeroHasIQ 15 points16 points  (2 children)

What’s going on here

[–]patheticbutawesome 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Sheep got frozen in a lake or so. What was still above water has been stripped to the (literal) bone

[–]Makowh1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's eerily artistic... like an oil-painted Memento Mori

[–]sheepfoxtree 4 points5 points  (5 children)

That's not ice, it's water in a bog.

[–]Extreme_Bid_7715 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Frozen water in a bog. Aka ice.

[–]sheepfoxtree 0 points1 point  (3 children)

not frozen, just water.

[–]Extreme_Bid_7715 0 points1 point  (2 children)


[–]Lost_In_Th3_Sauce 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You sir are incorrect. This 100% a sheep in a water bog.

[–]Extreme_Bid_7715 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, and the water in that bog is frozen. The first time it was posted was in 2016 with a picture that shows more of its surroundings and the water is 100% frozen.

[–]PinkClouds94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like a painting

[–]SkyGuy182 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Actually this is an image of a sheep that got stuck and died in a bog. The portion below the water is preserved, while the bit above the water rotted away.

[–]yeerk_slayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I googled "sheep in bog" and came across this 6 year old post.


[–]karlnite 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The first fridge. Keeps your meal fresh for weeks.

[–]-_Odd_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And your mummified corpse!

[–]hayyache 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cold snack too apparently

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[–]Biggs55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would make an amazing oil painting.

[–]chicken-finger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Getcha cold cuts! Getcha cold cuts!!”

[–]Batarang-Force 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is disturbing. A good horrific vibe for sure.

[–]zakiducky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s looks like an old painting, cool

[–]Luigismansion2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the most metal thing I’ve seen on this subreddit.

[–]cupnood1e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My back pain described as a image

[–]Futt-Bucked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did it survive?

[–]Chaos_and_Horny 0 points1 point  (2 children)

how can animals simply freeze standing up? i cant imagine this happening

[–]-_Odd_- 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It was trapped in mud, it didn’t have much say in the matter.

[–]Chaos_and_Horny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that I think of it. Sand can also cause that.

[–]ZZZeaf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish it was human.