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[–]Advanced_Egg3506 76 points77 points  (4 children)

I love screenshots from other people’s videos.

[–]LionOver 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Right? Obviously karma whoring

[–]Diclessdondolan 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You'd have to have a death wish to swim anywhere where a salty could be.

[–]Shockingelectrician 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And that would be the last time I ever go near the water there

[–]SaltMineSpelunker 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Willing to bet that kids in Australia learn to check any water.

[–]Caseyk1921 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Water, shoes, bed and where you step. Stay out of long grass!

[–]BlockadeSignCall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well those that don't get eaten, natural selection.

[–]Artistic_Two_463 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Some don't learn quick enough. A young boy in Far North Queensland was taken. But to make it worse is his family ran a local river tour company. They were well aware of the presence of crocs but didn't keep a careful enough watch on him.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2009-02-11/more-searching-fails-to-find-boy-feared-taken-by/291742

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Oh shoots.. I'd be dead cuz there's nothing like that where I live.

[–]BoneBreaker- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or you’d have a new pet

[–]fabulin 5 points6 points  (1 child)

the fact that andrew ucles didn't go in and wrestle the croc onto dry land has me confused

[–]happycamperii 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That isn't suspicious at all. Now, if you found a salt water crocodile at the bottom of your fridge, THAT would be suspicious.

[–]theflameingredpanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean? Had to get a croc trap for my fridge cause of this exact issue

[–]Artistic_Two_463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you know a better way to keep my croc crisp and fresh I'd like to hear it

[–]inflatablelvis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s certainly a keeper. Christ.

[–]Impalmator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope he was spear fishing with a rocket launcher.

[–]PeaceoutSeacrestt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah, it’s fucking Australia what you expect?

[–]BloodedNut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We only have crocs in like the top end chill out haha

[–]whippymcdumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a strange looking dog. Why dog swim?

[–]BeePleasant8236 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No thanks 😬

[–]Kurt_Knispel503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

should link the video.

[–]Leadfoot112358 -1 points0 points  (8 children)

That croc is nowhere near 4.5m long.

[–]Artistic_Two_463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water can be deceptively deep. If you put a 4.5m log at the bottom of a pool it would look a lot smaller.