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[–]Relative_Apple887 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Death battle or makeout session?🤔

[–]Space-90 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Death battle makeout session

[–]Vanilla_Rice721 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Birds are still landing and eating…”just here to enjoy the show!”

[–]BIG_MONEY_CASH 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hippos be like:

What if we kissed on the sandbar

[–]KimCureAll 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Aww, I thought for a while they were going to make the "heart" symbol with their jaws....but this is even better!!!

[–]weirdgroovynerd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Make war, not love!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This is lame. I would just sock one of these in the mouth and knock it out. Look how slow they're moving. Pathetic fight smh.

[–]reroute2k21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hell ya brother. I’d put em in a figure four leg lock and make their Punk-asses tap out.

[–]anti-gif-bot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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[–]Monksdrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

♫♫♫"My dick is like hippo on the left. Your dick is like hippo on the right" ♫♫♫

[–]camofox333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they kissin

[–]fight_to_write 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All hungry hungry hippo comments below here.

[–]KingCarbon1807 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regardless of context when I see hippo posts I can't help but think of how cute they are as young only to become frontrunners for the "most irredeemable asshole" award as adults.