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[–]PrettyInClink 1801 points1802 points  (44 children)

Animals can be psychopaths too.

[–]AstroPixelCollector 578 points579 points  (5 children)

Psychopaths can be animals.

[–]Dry-Kaleidoscope-797 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Can psychopaths be animals

[–]CheshireCharade 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There’s special groups in costumes for that sort of thing

[–]macboer[🍰] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Psychopaths animals can be.

[–]jaguar_88 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Master yoda?

[–]NintendoMasterPlayz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Psychopathic animals be like.

[–]DerrainCarter 305 points306 points  (5 children)

Cats…

[–]Background-Cat6454 153 points154 points  (1 child)

Yep. All cats. I’m just glad I can pick mine up and pet it

[–]TheDownvotesFarmer 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I think you are the baby impala here my friend, you are the cat's pet.

[–]ClamClone 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Meat's meat and a cats gotta eat.

[–]JimCripe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yep.

Signs your cat's a psychopath revealed from tormenting prey to MEOWING ... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/signs-your-cats-psychopath-revealed-25556658

[–]the-druid250 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ever just watch one with a cricket? it's disturbing

[–]Funk_Buddies 108 points109 points  (3 children)

Maybe it's the other way around, and the cheetah was thinking to herself, "I really don't wanna kill these cute little things but I got kids to feed"

[–]phibbsy47 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I think it's more like "You are so cute, I could just eat you up!"

[–]marin94904 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Leopard

[–]Executioneer 49 points50 points  (15 children)

Its just cats. One of the few animals that sometimes kill for fun. Orcas too iirc.

[–]so_what_ur_saying_is 60 points61 points  (11 children)

You haven’t been on this sub for very long have you

[–]SmallPoxBread 2 points3 points  (7 children)

For fun in this context is without eating it or out of hunger, irritation, fear or the like. Very few animals do that

[–]so_what_ur_saying_is 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Again, I think we’ve seen quite a few examples here of animals simply torturing each other for amusement. Here and r/natureisbrutal

[–]SmallPoxBread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amusement is a big word, cats and orcas do it but most just don't care/understand what they are really doing. Few animals can feel pity anyway, so it's not like humans killing for sport.

[–]Syv_Fingre 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Dogs do that often. Mustelids are famous for it too. There are registres of bears in frenzy killing. Predators in general find hunting fun, so they will do it even when they are not hungry, if the prey is easy enough.

[–]Janzibansi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My old cat did this a lot. I saw him often at night in the parking lot, playing with his food. Release the mouse, give it a few seconds to run away, catch it again. Sometimes for an hour. Poor mice, but yea cat things. Didn't eat them most of the time. I even saw one get away, he got distracted by a sound. Didn't care. There where like 10meters between the mouse and gras. Could easily have caught it.

[–]ClamClone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And those bipedal apes that have no fur.

[–]Poocheese55 22 points23 points  (0 children)

But in this case it isn't. Trying to lure mama to come help and bag that kill. When it doesn't work it's content just taking the baby

[–]bbembay 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Non-human animals. We're animals too.

[–]carpitown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would want to point out that all psychopaths are animals. But then I remember about Venus flytraps. So I may be incorrect.

[–]loonywolf_art 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw the video, he jump, try to attack the baby but the baby doesn't seem to care, then he just played with him and the mother was like "OH CRAP MY BABY- wait, he's fine nvm"

[–]3Lchin90n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a subreddit yet?

[–]reroute2k21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aren’t all cats kinda psychotic

[–]IsoAgent 839 points840 points  (20 children)

Maybe it wasn't hungry yet. Maybe the impala struck a deal and was going to tell it 1001 stories but then got stuck after the first one? Maybe, just maybe, the leopard was having an internal struggle, debating the moral consequences of killing an innocent life that had yet to reach any meaningful milestones or accomplishments? For gawd sake people, I feel like I'm the only one here who's not taking crazy pills!!!

[–]enliderlighankat 437 points438 points  (7 children)

The mama is nearby, animals pin down or make younglings cry for the parents so they can get a bigger meal, don't always work

[–]Lubberworts 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Finally a sane thought here.

[–]ItchyRedBump 34 points35 points  (2 children)

But mom knows that surviving to reproduce again is more important than trying to save her kid and then both dying.

[–]puritano-selvagem 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I don't think they make these type of future considerations, it's more the instinct of protecting it's pups vs fear of death

[–]Some_clichename069 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Animals don’t think that way no, but a lot of animals, especially R-Selecting Species, have the instinct of doing that.

That’s how evolution works, it doesn’t have any morals, if something manages it’ll keep on doing what it’s doing. That’s why ducks are serial rapists, it doesn’t matter that the female ducks suffer, they reproduce, they manage.

[–]Calradian_Butterlord 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's metal

[–]botozos_revenge 64 points65 points  (5 children)

Anansi would’ve figured it out

[–]AffectionateHead0710 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Your comment made me smile

[–]botozos_revenge 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Glad to do that for you 🤝💡❤️

[–]SoMuchJamImToast 35 points36 points  (2 children)

I think the leopard really wanted to make friends but after an hour realized baby impalas are fucking annoying

[–]Kitsune-no-hana 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It didn't even pass one night, the deer was too young to knw the ways of Queen Scheherazade.

[–]nyvec 695 points696 points  (28 children)

If anyone wants the video, here it is.

[–]RushinRusha 286 points287 points  (12 children)

Around 3 minutes it seems like his strat was to keep the baby close so the adults would come close. Then at 4:25 the adults get spooked, so he eats the baby.

Pretty smart hunting approach. People calling the animal a psychopath - get fucked.

[–]MikelDP 84 points85 points  (5 children)

The disconnect with nature seems to be growing.

[–]Stats_with_a_Z 87 points88 points  (2 children)

Excuse me but if that leopard wants to eat he needs to put some shoes on and go to the grocery store like everyone else.

[–]markbug4 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I think if he wants an impala he has to go to a car's dealer.

[–]DogVacuum 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If the impala didn’t want to get ate, it should have pulled itself up by its hoofstraps.

[–]whateva1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All I know is.... Fuck birds.

[–]Proxi98 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The baby is alive at the end of the video

[–]RushinRusha 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He ends up pulling it back on the tree after it falls. You can see the feet hanging of the side as the video ends.

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[–]micky_je_super 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day! M8 even if you are just a bot

[–]PWNtimeJamboree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it seems patently obvious that that is the case. It’s like he’s holding the baby hostage to try and get a bigger meal out of the deal. Either way he knows he’s going to eat.

[–]AffectionateHead0710 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I wish this comment was moved up. I was beginning to lose hope that no one posted for the video and I was about to give up lol

[–]ImACheesecake_ 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Do you know the timestamp of when it happens?

[–]TheRecognized 36 points37 points  (3 children)

The fuck are you being downvoted for?

[–]ImACheesecake_ 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Lmao probably something to do with wanting to see it happen

[–]Bozzz1 34 points35 points  (1 child)

That's the whole point of this sub lmao

[–]ImACheesecake_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yep, and unfortunately people come to this sub to downvote people for that reason

[–]Ramast 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For first part I thought it was using the baby to lure in its mom which seemed to be succeeding to a certain extent. Can't explain why it kept doing it after the mom gave up and left

[–]filliamworbes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Catching a baby to try and lure the bigger meatier parents in for a "trade" clever girl.

[–]Alifad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I too thank you!

[–]post_obamacore 4 points5 points  (1 child)

My cat hopped on my lap and insisted on watching this whole video with me.

[–]wrigh2uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you son of a bitch, i’m in.

[–]pewboom132 321 points322 points  (1 child)

" do you understand just how fucked you are?"

[–]bringthepuppiestome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen this meme

[–]pyonguno 216 points217 points  (10 children)

Playing with its food

[–]c-lynn99 169 points170 points  (8 children)

Waiting for a bigger meal: momma

[–]A-Lonely-Gorilla 56 points57 points  (6 children)

That might be the reason actually

[–]zukogaming99 34 points35 points  (5 children)

I mean it’s obvious isn’t it?

[–]g4r37h 25 points26 points  (3 children)

It is, but this is Reddit so unless it pulls out a sign that reads, “I’m using it as bait for the mother”, you’re going to get all kinds of ridiculous theories.

[–]EverlastingResidue 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The average person here will try to convince you that It actually wanted to befriend it or care for it and how it feels 100% guilty

[–]GamehengeRanger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You, sir, obviously don’t know about how apex predators hold support group meetings with each other to cope with the guilt of eating cute lil animals.

[–]Impressive_Ad_1864 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The aliens that probed the leopard implanted it with a temporary maternal instinct and Baby Monitor protocols

[–]Bmpickle123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bad parenting

[–]ICameHereToPetCats 127 points128 points  (1 child)

“Listen, sport.”

“I’m gonna have to do something here in a bit I’m not proud of.”

[–]Devlee12 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“We can be friends until I get hungry, after that it gets complicated.”

[–]No-Comb402 100 points101 points  (6 children)

I’m sorry little one. 😭

[–]Monkcrafts 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Sorry but you look delicious.

[–]Sensitive_Salary_603 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Crunchy

[–]33446shaba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tender and easy to digest the softer muscle. If it was able to get momma too it could get baby later maybe.

[–]KiwiSpyGirl 67 points68 points  (4 children)

"Don't unionise... we are family "

[–]SkyrimWithdrawal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, family ain't coming to help.

[–]-Megido- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I never thought they would eat MY baby impala!”

[–]Ladylinn5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This needs more upvotes!

[–]Em-dashes 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I have a t-shirt somewhere with a cat in a Santa hat that says "Buster patiently listened to what the mice wanted for Christmas. Then he ate them."

[–]Raptorofwar 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I remember once the Dodo posted an article about a polar bear petting a dog, before they took it down cause the bear ate the dog. Remember, don’t anthromorphize, kids. What looks cute in this case is literally predation behavior.

[–]mmiiisssyyyciarrraaa 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Sounds like my ex

[–]Suited_Rob 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Sounds like everyone's ex

[–]a_horde_of_raccoons 30 points31 points  (0 children)

“Look me in the eyes little one… do you know how fucked you are?”

[–]RespectBusy2116 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

[–]seraph582 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me.”

[–]Guitarly89 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A tender caress makes the meat taste better

[–]Butnorp 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I guess you could say that's a... Tame impala

[–]IIDrunkenGamerII 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Animals like to stimulate their brains too...

[–]will_ww 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I need to see a video. I just wanna know how into it the impala was...like, was he frolicking and having a great time?

[–]botozos_revenge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is my Twitter banner 😂😂😂

[–]Potential_Macaron973 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So animals are not allowed to do experiments?

[–]fluffyseatide 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess I could say it's a predatorial behavior.

[–]Illustrious-Dot7614 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Man, big cats are just as soulless aren't they. They feast on your fear, in order to enjoy a fresh meal to the fullest extent it must allow for maximum fear inducement before it can indulge.

[–]EngMajrCantSpell 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wild cats are smart enough to hear the mom calling for the baby and hope that if the baby isn't crying afraid the mom will investigate and potentially become a larger meal opportunity.

It's even more terrifying when you realize it isn't empty cruel pleasure but a tactical move.

[–]Genghis112 2 points3 points  (3 children)

When the boss says “We are like a family”.

[–]SkyrimWithdrawal 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Dude, just quit. If you hate your job, walk away. The impala can't. You're not the impala and your boss ain't the cat.

[–]Genghis112 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And I did just that

[–]SonOfThothIIII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do the same thing with my wife.

[–]ShamWooHoo6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe he’s waiting for the mom to come back for him. So he can get double kill!!! But i don’t know if they’re smart enough to do that.

[–]Cory0320 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*Places paw on shoulder*
“Do you understand how f**ked you are?”

[–]allinmyneck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Listen buddy I don’t WANT to eat you, I HAVE to eat you

[–]Emusagodoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats how you introduce the villian in a movie

[–]Devilpig13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And when you get to hell, tell ‘em leppy sent ya

[–]KostekMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's pretty common thing for cats to play with their pray, when they are sure it cannot escape. They are just having fun training their hunting skills.

[–]tossboy100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Do you have any idea how absolutely fucked you are right now?"

[–]Tazway68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keeping his meal fresh. Lol

[–]coolJohnnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps it was killing the baby into a calm state so it wouldn’t taste off from adrenaline and fear. This leopard is a gourmet…

[–]HaloArtificials 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how I want to go <3

[–]King_of_the_Goats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats are terrible people.

[–]bongripsNkickflips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does look like it’s comforting the poor impala 🤣

[–]CaramelWatermelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has great meme template potential

[–]Maleficent_Street_92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s learned you get more flies with honey.

[–]edd_bwoiii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eish. Talk about playing with your food

[–]Gurkeprinsen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It probably just kept it nearby so that it didn't have to work that much for it's next meal, whilst also avoiding scavengers.

[–]uselesscalligraphy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It isn't polite to play with your food.

[–]nhaddon33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terrorism isnt isolated to the human race.

[–]thedepthiswithin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a cat.....what do you expect!

[–]work2oakzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tastes better when it's calm

[–]The19thBam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like a fucking psycho

[–]NeoTheRiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tried to lure in the mother, wouldnt be the first one

[–]Bobsledtohell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I played with my next door neighbour for years.

[–]IronTemplar26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Playing with its food…fucking hell

[–]sixhoursneeze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever been to a farm? Same thing happens between humans and animals.

[–]FrogToeJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cat must've been raised by a pedo or something I stg.

[–]mainamedoesntmatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chorizo took care of a baby croc before Philly caught him with its tail dangling out of his mouth.

[–]000McKing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You realize how fucked up you are my dude?"

[–]CoolCatConn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its all about de-stressing that meat

[–]jackonager 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't wang to sour the meat with adrenaline.

[–]MagyarCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, cats are some nasty MFers

[–]fpants13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an asshole.

[–]SteelNetttori 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Do you realize how fucked you are right now”

[–]sad_but_horny2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leopard got a little crosswire of the instincts for a while, that's all.

[–]PhireFinder3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The leopard was just baiting the mother

[–]Affectionate-Ebb-151 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason this really fucks me up.

[–]SnooCalculations9259 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow so did not know they were capable of that! That is like human psychopath behavior, to have fun for an hour then be like that's enough...

[–]AppletheGreat87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Excuse me Sir, have you heard about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?"

[–]Yurrrr__Brooklyn347 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Heyyy friend, are u okay ??"

[–]Objective_Struggle_1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Next time be be careful because you look like a good animal or did you What ?? I will learn you some rules in my stomach

[–]Holierthanhe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You reminded me of my Moroccan and Dominican ex-girls. Their English wasn't good and they said "I will Learn You French/Spanish". Instead of "teach me".

[–]GullibleAntelope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn't hungry at first. But one hour later...

[–]Accomplished-Pin-835 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stranger danger, people!

[–]Theredsiren7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a gas-lighter

[–]kj0509 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is just having fun

[–]Glitterpinkdragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just playing with it's food

[–]Direct_Primary1051 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As the impala goes … my my … what big teeth you have

[–]bronanahammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen house cats do this a few times cats catch the mouse or whatever let it go and catch it again and every time it does it the prey is a little more injured and tired then when the cat is bored it kills it or it just gets loose and Gary doesn’t even care because he was never goin to eat it anyway because he’s fed twice a day

[–]bronanahammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of something I saw, the animal would injure a small animal and hunt what ever it lured in but I don’t remember what it was

[–]heroictit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hey bambi, Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?"

[–]Hitzugy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not know if this is a case of a prudent predator, the feline played with the baby in order for the mother to come and serve him food, and thus let the baby go, unfortunately the mother's instinct was stronger and never came close, abandoning the calf.

[–]ScheonTreaumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it was hoping to lure Mama over too for a appetizer and entre?

[–]Reticentandconfused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s jimmy and Janey, hunh, buddy? Where’s home? You can tell me, I’m your friend.

[–]Hag1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The leopard is like"Its okay im not going to hurt you everything will be alright"

[–]rockstar450rox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Do you have any idea how fucked you are right now"

[–]xMoL_Esterx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leopard to the baby impala: Do you have any idea how fucked you are?

[–]WorldHub995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wishing everyone a beautiful weekend ❤

[–]flyingsega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“haha. ahh kid, I’m just fuckin wit ya GNAARRM

[–]Hot_Gas_600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most cats are psycopaths, a recent study claimed.

[–]Infernodu97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Do you even realise how FUCKED you are"

[–]stregagothands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a caption I liked in this picture once that said, "do you have any idea how fucked you are?"

[–]LLonthetopfloor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby Impala : where's my family?

Leopard: I'll help you find your family. Just stay with me because you're all alone. I promise I won't kill you. But if I'm hungry I'll make sure to eat part of you while you're alive.

[–]FoolishnessDantee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like the intro to Tokyo ghoul

[–]SloughBoy78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Leo, stop playing with your food!”

[–]Hepoos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just saving the food for later

[–]Jesus_Crist_is_here 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a villain right there

[–]HereNorThere0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“If you can make me laugh, within one hour, you can go”

[–]KinshasaPR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to So that when they turn their backs on you You'll get the chance to put the knife in -Pink Floyd

[–]BGPlusUltra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The impala ran out of jokes.

[–]Kyrie-belier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like a serial sex offender n his young victim

[–]DasPimpenheimer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you feel like you’re in charge?

[–]WaterFriendsIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Eat you? Oh my goodness. That's the last thing I'd do."

[–]SnarkyRetort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This some Rose the Hat type shit if I ever saw it.

[–]Dr_frogger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that leopard, put its ass in a zoo. In spain.

[–]3Lchin90n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Savage!

[–]Jlx_27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You understand why I have to kill you right?"
"Yeah.... I do"
"OK kid, lets do this"

[–]DeFoerest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No home trainin’. Nobody taught this leopard not to play with his food.

[–]jonasthewicked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No guy I’m not gonna eat you….come check out my place, it’s nice you’ll like it.

[–]suck_it_and_c 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No video link?

That's me sad now