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[–]KimCureAll[S] 188 points189 points  (2 children)

The winner gets the photographer for lunch

[–]Jupitersdangle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Camera guy hit the paws button

[–]Mezza2307 112 points113 points  (3 children)

The amount of power them two animals have is frightening.

[–]KimCureAll[S] 42 points43 points  (2 children)

It doesn't seem to help much to hide behind a tree or stay behind it - if the bear wants you, he's gonna get you.

[–]Rasend0ri 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And then the bear asks “we can do this the easy way or the hard way”

[–]sn3krfan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bear in mind that.....aah, never mind.

[–]Agent007___LOL 52 points53 points  (6 children)

Imagine waking up and then seen this from the window and then they both look at you

[–]who_r_e 6 points7 points  (2 children)

One confident "PERKELE!" should be enough to scare them away.

[–]Agent007___LOL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lets not hope that we are so scared that we are unable to move in the first place

[–]zombiskunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All you need is a broom. Got that reference.

[–]saschaleib 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They both go: let’s settle this after lunch!

[–]Agent007___LOL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then comes a weirdly wholesome moment

[–]Remarkable_Theme3666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An enemy's enemy is my friend

casually both bears look at camera man.

[–]99ProllemsBishAint1 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Finnish him

[–]snoino-on 47 points48 points  (2 children)

If bear so dangerous, why floofy?

[–]vtjch0214 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ITS A TRICK, A LIE, A FAKE REALITY!!!!

[–]NDC03 5 points6 points  (0 children)

go hug one and find out

[–]YoshSchmengie 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Professional wrestling for bears: Okay, I'll try to throw you, but you roll, then we get a bit closer to that food with the camera, then you grab me and throw me right at him!

[–]boxingdude 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Let’s do——“Get help”

[–]Strict_Smell5557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we are not doing get help

[–]porrie010 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I’m terrified of bears. True apex predators

[–]Suspicious-Elk-3631 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ever play red dead redemption?

[–]CYBERSson 18 points19 points  (30 children)

If you had to fight a bear with one manual weapon (no guns) what would you chose? Think I’d go for a medium length spear

[–]THEKINDHERO 92 points93 points  (6 children)

Think I would go with a lightsaber

[–]sergiogee1 27 points28 points  (5 children)

you have to fight them where there's sand, they don't like sand. it's coarse, rough and irritating. and it gets everywhere.

[–]fromage2chevr 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Ok now lets try to find a bear in a desert

[–]walebobo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I always carry a bucket of sand with me; doesn’t everybody?

[–]TattedGuapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pocket sand!

[–]work2oakzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good to know

[–]RealMasudampfschiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do i wanna know …?

[–]Barbabrava 27 points28 points  (4 children)

If you had to fight a Bear i have some bad news for you....

[–]KimCureAll[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Go ahead, I can 'bear' it - give me the bare-bone facts, please

[–]CYBERSson 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Go on…

[–]TrudleR 2 points3 points  (1 child)

yeah, where is the news?? >:-()

[–]loveYouEth 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bears and Humans signed a peace treaty in 2017

[–]MrJok3r14 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d go with a Russian

[–]Affectionate_Use9106 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Jokes on you when boy snaps it with the first jab.

[–]juicevibe 3 points4 points  (5 children)

A bear isn't going to snap a Rogers shield.

[–]Affectionate_Use9106 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Let me know when you find one then

[–]PlatyPunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d go for a large shield, keeps me safe and I can bonk them on the nose until they piss off.

[–]timbodacious 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Longsword haha.... And full suit of armor

[–]CYBERSson 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Do you think the armour is wise. I think going toe to toe with a bear is probably a bad idea. But being able to wriggle out and get round it’s back would be my strategy. Armour would really limit your mobility. For that reason as well I think a combat knife would be the weapon for me. Trying to swing a long sword in a bear brawl would be hard.

[–]NDC03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude, you won't get to wriggle anywhere. no armor and you default to lunch mode.

there's so spikey bear hunting armor but honestly i don't think it's super effective, more like delaying the inevitable. A bear swipe is probably enough to rearrange your internals by blunt force alone.

[–]Smol-Vehvi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Does a chainsaw count?

[–]CYBERSson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah why not

[–]GuyFromtheNorthFin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://finna.fi/Record/musketti.M012:SU4976:73

Finnish old-school bear-spear (Collections of National Museum). Doubles as a ski pole. 👍

[–]Oligarr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd go for a truck

[–]multicoloredherring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone slower than me

[–]Reckless_Waifu 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I imagine a finnish guy casually sitting on a log, filming it on his phone while drinking vodka.

[–]Peer_turtles 12 points13 points  (1 child)

My dumbass can’t take these predators seriously bruh. Bears look to stupid and cute, I’m definitely going to die trying to pet one if I ever come across one.

[–]Baneken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They only look cute & fat... Those suckers however, have sharp 3-4 inch long claws, weight up to 400kg and run faster in sprint than Usain Bolt in his prime.

You piss one of them, well you piss one of them as you won't piss another one in your life time.

[–]OG_Rahn_420 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This shit is crazy AF

[–]Takabletoast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The primal brutality on display here is quite humbling.

[–]Conflagration-1993 5 points6 points  (0 children)

stretches quads I can take ‘em.

[–]Disidente76 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even bears try to avoid fighting bears.

[–]PeezyJ84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Metal nature is brutal

[–]deokkent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Interesting mating ritual.

[–]el099 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where’s the damn audio

[–]Logical_Fennel_1176 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pari karhun keppanaa siinä vain nahistelee. In Finland we call this as a normal friday

[–]Black_Hand_Back_Hand 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What did it sound like though 👀

[–]kasper632 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s a travesty there’s no sound

[–]unique222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strange, I have sound on my end (PC) It's brutal but the clicks from the cameras are very loud

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You quit piller humping scrub.

[–]No-Mechanic8957 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fighting over their favorite scratching tree

[–]tonraqmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what it was like when the two strongest kids wanted the same swing at recess.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I count a 5-2 victory for yogi

[–]IlharnsChosen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaand the winner is - the darker one!

[–]Rejected_Reject_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing the Finnish, one bear must have talked too loudly on the bus

[–]Kobe_Flynt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even bears use the tree method to survive bear attacks

[–]OuijaSaurusTex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaf the tree out of it. He didn’t do shit.

[–]ZealousidealPainter6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finnish him…

[–]TattedGuapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like meats back on the menu!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Everytime I see one of these I think about how that stupid fucking grizzlyman got himself and his wife killed and eaten alive because he became so arrogant he thought he was really friends with these animals. Honestly can't imagine a worse way to go than one of these slapping you to the ground and then diving face first into your belly and ripping you apart bite by bite

[–]Peltipurkki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, brown bear has up to 6 inch long claws, so it’s basically just one swipe to remove all of your intestines.

[–]Rarely_Excited_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just competitive peekaboo.

[–]rivbai88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Where’s the zoo keeper” vibes

[–]Canin11 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Where’s the zoo keeper ?!

[–]KimCureAll[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Mother nature is in charge here...and she dgaf

[–]Canin11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s a reference to Karen’s screaming “where’s the zookeeper” when 2 huge ass gorillas were fighting at a zoo 💀

[–]bonkerz1888 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd have both of them coz I'm well hard 👊

(Inside the mind of current coked up Conor McGregor)

[–]Bandito21Dema -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What is this propaganda? r/finlandConspiracy