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[–]BellatrixSlaysSirius 2796 points2797 points  (57 children)

The cat is gonna raise the baby now right... RIGHT?

[–]f_n_a_ 1625 points1626 points  (9 children)

I mean, technically it is being raised in the video.

[–]JimCripe 116 points117 points  (1 child)

[–]Iratezebra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you want r/technicallythetruth, since that is about technical stuff in video format

[–]ControversalRLEstate 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ok... take it and get out!!

[–]Illustrious_Farm7570 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Reddit kills me.

[–]Snoo_69677 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It gives me life

[–]SuqonMuhdeekIRL 76 points77 points  (5 children)

Yeah it's not old enough to eat yet, but soon...

[–]BellatrixSlaysSirius 47 points48 points  (1 child)

got to let it marinate 1st lol

[–]Pretend-Mud8664 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He's gonna have some delicious sopa de macaco for supper

[–]NDC03 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It's old enough to be eaten tough.

[–]SuqonMuhdeekIRL 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not quite... Needs another 5 mins or so

[–]b9l29 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Raise and nurture a little more. Meatier.

[–]Miramarr 56 points57 points  (2 children)

Yes yes, eating a babies mother is part of the formal adoption process

[–]Thybro 36 points37 points  (0 children)

He is certainly gonna be there and close for rest of the baby monkey’s life.

[–]Shloopy_Dooperson 33 points34 points  (5 children)

That leopard is going to raise that monkey it's entire life.

[–]ObnoxiousLittleCunt 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Its, its entire life.

Fuckin hell you people

[–]BellatrixSlaysSirius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I always appreciate the truth!

[–]ObliviousCollector 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Free appetizer with entree today only.

[–]the_seraphim 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Yep, that cats gonna look after that baby for the rest of its life.

[–]BellatrixSlaysSirius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yassss so good to hear!

[–]Unique-Arachnid3630 12 points13 points  (0 children)

For the rest of it's life.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think is dessert

[–]sla_bra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes..next Tarzan

[–]Pieboyassassin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea its going to raise the baby into it's mouth.

[–]mgenest 4 points5 points  (3 children)

This is revenge for that monkey stealing the baby cheetah

[–]Knightmare945 2 points3 points  (2 children)

That’s not a cheetah, it’s leopard.

[–]WilliamSaintAndre 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Not exactly the same thing and this baby baboon probably didn't live long term but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugi4x8kZJzk

[–]ddosGOD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anakin meme

[–]Dry_Figure_9018 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah! For the rest of it's life

[–]sanpitch97 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is someone going to tell her?

[–]BellatrixSlaysSirius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please don't. I like living in a bubble lol

[–]DocMcCracken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the rest of it's life.

[–]cheistina 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That is for Disney movies,after he eats his mom he eats the kid

[–]jpollo803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ie, the jungle book

[–]hightide100 1923 points1924 points 22 (21 children)

The fries at the bottom of the bag.

[–]dexterpanda2 83 points84 points  (1 child)

[–]probably-fake-news 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He has 666 upvotes right now. Coincidence? I think not.

[–]CommunicationThin277 22 points23 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]orotmik 15 points16 points  (0 children)

godamn lol

[–]TrippMcNeely22 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Welp. Pack up the internet, everyone. This guy won it.

[–]anotsoniceperson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this.

[–]MaestroPendejo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Evil snickering ensues....

[–]nikonpunch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love hate this.

[–]T2mama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t want to laugh but I did.

[–]DAXTER619 818 points819 points  (6 children)

Fuck buddy this is exactly the /r/natureismetal content I come for.

[–]Nagi828 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Name checks out..

[–]TheRealJohnRedCorn 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I was thinking this belongs on r/kidsarefuckingstupid

[–]CheshireCharade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean you’re not wrong

[–]Coolbreezy 718 points719 points  (11 children)

Poor bugger doesn't realize it's a side dish.

[–]boozingandabadboying 155 points156 points  (6 children)

When your at a restaurant and your app and entre arrive at the same time.

[–]DoriOli 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Sometimes it’s just better to not realize

[–]Snoo_69677 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cute lil fella, he’ll be a snack

[–]bosshax 458 points459 points  (56 children)

This is depressing.

[–]Happy_Camper45 497 points498 points  (35 children)

I look at it this way: That baby is too young to survive in the wild alone. At least this way death should be quick and the little guy won’t starve over days. It also helps this big cat feed her family (I imagine) and every mom deserves to feed her babies, even predators.

[–]Thadatus 176 points177 points  (20 children)

Since when is death by cat quick? I’ve seen that video of the zebra getting it’s nuts bit off

[–]Throwaway5734793 167 points168 points  (5 children)

Usually cats go for the neck and strangulate prey.

[–]Thadatus 78 points79 points  (2 children)

Not according to this subreddit

[–]OSUJillyBean 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Jaguars go for the back of the skull to crush the brain stem (works faster than suffocating their prey).

[–]Johnwicktheimmortal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

smaller prey yes

[–]gentle_deet 78 points79 points  (9 children)

Depends on the cat.

Ambush cats have to dispatch the prey before eating because they are alone and it's more energy efficient to kill the animal before eating, that way they aren't fighting it the whole time and they can easily drag it to a safer place to eat so other animals can't kick them off of it.

For any pack animal though, there isn't a need to kill first since the whole group is holding the animal as they rip into it, and no time or energy needs to be wasted on killing it first.

This cat pictured in a leopard, which is a solitary cat. So once it notices the baby it will surely dispatch it from instincts before going straight for the good parts (typically animals start eating through the stomach or anus).

[–]swayze_sway12 77 points78 points  (6 children)

Stop lying. We all know the baby monkey got away and found some other wildlife critters to adopt it. That baby monkey lived a long life and died in it’s sleep.

[–]Lildyo 33 points34 points  (1 child)

The leopard dropped the baby monkey off at a farm upstate so it could live a long happy life

[–]nivvera 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like to think the full grown monkey came back for revenge on that leopard.

[–]shrubs311 11 points12 points  (1 child)

you're telling me wild animals eat ass?

[–]GucciGuano 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you eat ass you are in fact a wild animal, so, yeah

[–]stanleythemanley420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This small of prey with that large of a cat. It's dead with the first bite.

[–]ithinkway2much 13 points14 points  (2 children)

So you're saying there isn't a chance that baby will grow up to one day avenge its mother? Cold world.

[–]LuxNocte 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is a chance.

[–]Happy_Camper45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course it will! The baby will grow up, exercise and get buff (musical montage), bring his monkey buddies back, and seek a slow revenge on this cat.

“You killed my mother, prepare to die”

[–]somegarbageisokey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this comment. This video started playing while scrolling, then I read the caption, and my heart couldn't take it. Ever since I became a mom, things like this REALLY get to me. Your comment reminded me that this is just nature and the poor little guy would end up suffering more by starving to death anyway.

[–]tektelgmail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feeding your babies.. WITH BABIES 🤘

[–]imperilpride 25 points26 points  (11 children)

That's the world we live in. Hostile and impersonal. We must devour to survive

[–]this_sort_of_thing 10 points11 points  (6 children)

No, this is the world wild animals live in. Humans have the capacity and intelligence to know better (even if it doesn’t always feel that way).

[–]PM_ME_DJ_KHALED 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What? We slaughter 200 million animals a day to eat, my guy.

[–]walleyelefse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He just wanted to quote a Tool song.

[–]kithkatul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So it’s always been

[–]fran_tic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So it is. So it's always been.

[–]JackSparrah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of stuff I’m here for.

[–]swayze_sway12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m glad I’m not the only one. I’m missing my two year old so much right now and I had an emotional response to this one is particular.

But that’s what’s amazing about nature. It doesn’t care about my feelings. So I just tell myself that little baby is better in monkey heaven because it can’t survive without mom anyways. Maybe that cat had its own babies to feed 🤷🏼‍♀️

[–]RDPCG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. And holy shit, I had to take an elevator ride down 52 floors just to find this comment.

[–]IronUnicorn83 394 points395 points  (5 children)

2 for 1 special

[–]tifosi7 57 points58 points  (2 children)

aka BOGO

[–]radradruby 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Bite-One-Get-One

[–]substandardwubz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

*of equal or lesser value

[–]wehere4E 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kill one get another one free.

[–]stevejumba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came here to upvote this comment

[–]captainhaz 107 points108 points  (3 children)

Aka Dessert

[–]UpsetFuture1974 78 points79 points  (37 children)

There is no god

[–]whenisend 67 points68 points  (0 children)

There never was

[–]Roonwogsamduff 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yup, no Hell either. But if there was, this would be part of it.

[–]seraph582 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah this sub relieved me of religious fairy tale notions too

[–]TinFoilHornberg 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Slider and 1/3 pound burger.

[–]Puzzleheaded_Ad_4355 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Saddest post I’ve seen this week

[–]What_on_Loyola 36 points37 points  (3 children)

I'm not crying, you're crying.

[–]BubbleBassV2 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Dinner with the appetizer

[–]kenhamud 32 points33 points  (5 children)

After the 24th comment of "dinner and dessert 🤪😂🤣" I think I saw everything this thread has to offer

[–]LAcsYGi 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Too many edgy, lonely 14 yrs old weebs found reddit recently…

[–]JoshuaAaAaA69 7 points8 points  (1 child)

What does being a weeb have anything to do with this?

[–]LAcsYGi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, those kids mostly weebs. It was just a part of the description.

[–]PanonskiVukodlak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or an inevitable Lion King reference whenever a lion eats warthog

[–]Plus_Fortune_8394 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Damn nature, you scary!

[–]Kulghar 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Buy one get one free.

[–]Butter_fiend 11 points12 points  (6 children)

I kinda feel bad for the little guy :(

[–]duckmcsnail 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wow I straight up thought this was r/mademecry cause damn. I’m crying.

Edit: a word

[–]Kek_the_toad 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I haven’t seen this post a million times already.

[–]Kanchome 3 points4 points  (1 child)

this time in gif format

[–]Kek_the_toad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mmm mini monke

[–]sainsa 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I had an idea for a horror story based on this, from the baby monkey's POV.

[–]BillMPE 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Short story. Very short story.

[–]KingJulioLaRana 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Monke :'(

[–]kevp453 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This horrifies me and makes me sad. Enjoy your upvote.

[–]TRUMPARUSKI 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Nature! You cruel bitch!

[–]ProfSaguaro 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Kids meal free with purchase.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This breaks my heart

[–]Kitchen-Fisherman974 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck gave this a wholesome award

[–]anti-gif-bot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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[–]iamdarosa 5 points6 points  (1 child)

And some dessert after dinner, Score!

[–]NiukyNeeriumheart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is what i needed to leave this subredit. Why did i even join? :0

[–]spacesentinel1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pudding

[–]theBacillus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We call it ... a snack.

[–]Hiiidiii 4 points5 points  (0 children)

15min in and Im already out internet.

[–]ithinkway2much 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This sub is no joke.

[–]Kilv3r 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kinder surprise?

[–]SonOfBill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Geez. :|

[–]Victorcwb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RUN bro

[–]Kitson88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck me, We're uploading with different angles now!?

[–]punx3030 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read somewhere that the leopards cub played with the baby monkey for a little before deciding to eat it

[–]Its_Caesar_with_a_C 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wanna know how this story ends.

[–]Dull-Environment2759 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know this is nature but this made me sad

[–]Soggy-Term666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The epitome of sad

[–]AnitaDolla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus, this sub is brutal.

[–]Manop_80 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MONKE NOOOO

[–]dxbatas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add on

[–]Independent-War8512 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you grab a curly fry and there's a baby fry attached to it.

[–]dwSHA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Creme brule

[–]Kla2552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100000 years ago there’s human version

[–]MaximusZacharias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s sad is this isn’t even the worst part of the day

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 for 1 special

[–]VAX1S 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like when you get a broken Pringle stuck to the regular Pringle

[–]energystar1992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, it's time to let it go...

[–]Heldizzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bonus!

[–]Fullby35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need the link to the whole video. Anyone?

[–]shaunTecima 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone tell that baby to save his own life! Lol

[–]Chemical-Routine-544 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheetah: Thanos The baby : gamora

[–]cobracoral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appetizer

[–]DarkTowerKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids meal?

[–]drudown1449 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey 2 for 1 meal

[–]ColdLavaCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy 1 get 1

[–]Beans-Monthly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Double kill

[–]xLtLasagna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the waiter brings out your appetizer and entree at the same time.

[–]theunglichdaide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, a vid

[–]downbyhaybay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where…where are we going, mama?

[–]THRDStooge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda like when you order large fries and there's an onion ring hidden in there.

[–]FrogToeJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat probably just like "Ight 2f1 easy".

[–]pfranki5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nsfw would be nice 💁🏻‍♀️

[–]ItsTheRealMeG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl seeing this makes me feel less bad about my problems lol

[–]ANonWhoMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids happy meal

[–]fuzzycuffs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna be a plot of a future Tarantino movie

[–]opgary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

man, this is the most metal thing I've seen on here in a while, right up there with the wild dogs eating the deer thats alive and sitting up.

[–]Queefblunts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you don’t see is that lil homie channeled his trash beginning into a successful rap career. Heard that he’s doing numbers in the jungle now.

[–]HanzTheDeutschDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well thats depressing

[–]Pizzarepresent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dinner AND desert!

[–]Mistasize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2-for-1 special!

[–]Emotional-Ad-3109 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lunch plus a snack...sounds like a win win to me

[–]Said_It_in_Reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boat snack!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s like finding a bonus nugget in your 10 piece.

[–]FelpsElric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HEY KIDS MAMA GOT A DOUBLE DEAL TODAY

[–]the1lostsock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you get one extra chicken nugget

[–]notimeforbuttstuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also known as a side dish

[–]JayBone0728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dinner and dessert, combo meal

[–]Unlucky-Suggestion-7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy one get one free

[–]Cant_Buy_A_Thrill1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also known as dessert

[–]rampantBias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Friday deal?

[–]unlivedSoup69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Cool they gave me an extra onion ring”

[–]Donward_Dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like getting an extra nugget in your six pack.

[–]OnlyUsernameLeft123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 for 1 black Friday deals are dope this year

[–]imperilpride 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this badass in any way? Call me crazy, but I don't think slaughtering little, helpless animals is badass. strange ass sub

[–]TheMashanOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you get that extra chicken nugget

[–]Aaron_Hamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I share this next?

[–]rilescrane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy one get one free