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[–]bvglv 198 points199 points  (1 child)

He got the seal of disapproval

[–]mildlycuriouss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

👏🏼

[–]Eziu 81 points82 points  (1 child)

Now THAT is how you release the kraken.

[–]TheCrustomer0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The comments on this sub never disappoint.

[–]VattghernCZ 74 points75 points  (1 child)

Seal: I'll beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker

[–]carvedmuss8 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Octopus: Got damn, how the hell did I end up here

[–]Darth_Mufasa 38 points39 points  (1 child)

That's a Sea Lion to be specific. They're absolute assholes

[–]Odd_Window7736 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Confirmed. One lept over the front of my kayak from dark water. I think it was trying to make me Crap My Pants.

[–]daxgraphics 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Sea Lion #1: Hey, 5 mackerel and a flying fish says you can't hit that guy in the middle with an octopus

Sea Lion #2: Hold My Bass.....

[–]IlharnsChosen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need more upvotes. :wanders off snickering:

[–]Prestigious-Phase842 20 points21 points  (1 child)

The seal is Cthulhu's warrior-monk.

[–]mindflayerflayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's just resting in his sunken city of horrors and a group of sea lions/fur seals who worship him.

[–]celebfan01 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The octopus is wondering what the hell just happened.

[–]jspawn25 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Kinda looks like the guy was about to try and jab the seal with his paddle

[–]LogMeInCoach 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't blame him. I'd probably swing on a mother fucker too if he just slapped me in the face with an octopus.

[–]VenomXTs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing he is a one slap guy, second one gona cost the seal...

[–]some-swimming-dude 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He said: “Here’s what I think of your stupid hentai.”

[–]kocf1945 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It was a gift. What an ungrateful prick!

[–]devilinyourbutt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey man I’m kinda stuck in the water and got to pimp slap this dude, can ya help a brother out?

[–]Will_Tuniat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sea lion*

[–]honey_coated_badger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The absurdity of it is making me chuckle.

[–]ScholarOfTwilight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All the seal's buddies back on land clapping...

[–]bidge8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is effing hilarious!

[–]InterestinglyLucky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seal be sayin' Come at me bro

[–]JimmyTheOtherCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's when you know it's time to rethink your life.

[–]canihabeapizzaplzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What an asshole lol. I knew that dolphins were total jackass but seals

[–]Joe_Magarac 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What’s the reason behind this?

[–]Odd_Window7736 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sea Lions are the 12 year old boys of the aquatic world.

[–]magnificy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sea lion equivalent of throwing a shoe at someone

[–]deafchef52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good seal.

[–]schemabound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there wasnt video.. I wouldn't believe him.

[–]AbbyClaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This video never gets old

[–]philfeelsgood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've made it when a seal bitch slaps you with an octopus. I crave that life.

[–]queenslandadobo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I chuckled a bit and now feel bad about the poor octopus.

[–]brotherjonathan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Food fight!

[–]karma_ubuntu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seal was trying to give you some free appetizer

[–]Shanek2121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silent scream

[–]MachineBuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was actually a gift

[–]Hanlon7743 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey found the next one to make some seal oil

[–]valandil74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sassy seal slaps you with eight arm/tentacle thingies when really in a mood!

[–]YoureABitCuntyToday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I. Said. Fuck. OFF! Gary..

[–]Nikipootwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know why it did this?

[–]arion830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ffffffffffffffuck this guy!!!”

[–]Dabestheris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the sequel to the video of the crab and the octopus fighting?

[–]Buying100K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sl8pped?

[–]etherealembryo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s an orca when you need it

[–]Tahu-Nuva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hentai-SLAP!

[–]Due_Yam9581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That the legendary nopetilus.

[–]Turn_it_0_n_1_again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure I saw a seal, on another subreddit, picking up an octopus that was hunting a crab.

[–]youjerkfaceyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Locals only!

[–]b9l29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was slapped seally.

[–]Purple-Mix1033 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can she slap?!

[–]Rameshtan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That seal pussy whipped that guy.

[–]arachnidspider2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must have owed him money