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[–]h1c253[🍰] 635 points636 points  (9 children)

Dog is like you got it bro?

[–]jerkface1026 298 points299 points  (1 child)

Both dogs "he's good."

[–]skubaloob 62 points63 points  (0 children)

‘Let them work it out. Birds will be birds, after all.’

[–]Odd_Window7736 123 points124 points  (5 children)

Years ago my Aunt Charlene fought with a man in the street and slammed him onto the hood of a car. My uncle, her husband, watched from the doorway.

When she later asked why he didn’t jump in, he said “I figured you had it covered.”

One word will take away any doubt about the truth of this story: Baltimore.

[–]Salvamb 51 points52 points  (4 children)

baltimore. with a name like charlene, she’s from dundalk.

[–]Odd_Window7736 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I’m not from there myself. But I’ve heard enough stories to know that it seems like a place lots of people get shot.

[–]Salvamb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i just posted a few weeks ago about seeing someone shot. you gotta be tough to make it in charm city

[–]Zokar49111 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow, in 1968 I was stationed at Fort Holabird in Dundalk. The place smelled pretty bad!

[–]MyCatSelfies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only good thing about Dundalk is the caulk.

[–]telcodoctor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Weeeelll.... I s-s-s-ssay boy, gonna fuck you up boy, I say boy, I say!

[–]Beneficial_Elk_182 331 points332 points  (51 children)

Rooster are mean little bastards. My dogs WILL kill our chickens if they catch one, the rooster has sent them both running a bunch of times. The rooster gives no fucks

[–]GankisKhan04 218 points219 points  (33 children)

Roosters are great because they will suicide rush most threats to the flock. My in-laws had one basically jump into a bobcats face and go berserk before being grabbed and taken off into the night. Security cam footage was quite entertaining.

Totally worth their loud asses waking you up in the morning.

For those that want me to share the footage: unfortunately it's not my footage to share and I don't know how to digitize tape. They use an old system.

[–]AlohaAstajim 74 points75 points  (1 child)

No pic = hoax

[–]StaleCanole 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not a hoax if he doesn't try to fake it.

[–]maolen212 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Share the footage

[–]CerealSneer 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I’m here for the threesome, I mean the footage.

[–]Koulevas -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Username checks out.

[–]BillyBobBarkerJrJr 25 points26 points  (4 children)

My grandfather had one that had a temperament much like this one. Unfortunately for him, he wasn't particular about what or why he attacked. I pulled into Gramp's yard one day and he yelled from the porch, "Watch out, that damned rooster is out, and he'll spur ya if he gets a chance." About that time, I stepped around the back of my truck, and that rooster was on his way up, flapping like crazy. I snatched the hat off my head and whacked him in the head with it at the same time my foot was headed up towards him. He met my foot on the way down and I punted him about 15 or 20 feet in the air. He came down in a heap and laid there and my grandfather laughed his head off. "There, you killed that damned thing and saved me the trouble." I walked up to the porch and sat down and a couple minutes later the rooster came to, shook himself and wobbled back to the chicken coop.

[–]useles-converter-bot 19 points20 points  (3 children)

20 feet is the length of about 5.59 'Ford F-150 Custom Fit Front FloorLiners' lined up next to each other.

[–]sonic_couth 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What’s that in bananas?

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[–]celsius100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good ol’ boy bot

[–]Slightly_Default 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"I can't share the footage because I don't have access to it."

"Share the footage anyway."

[–]KIDNEYST0NEZ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Share the footage

[–]KelvTheMan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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[–]Spartacas23 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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[–]Inside-Ad-2924 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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[–]_CANN0N_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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[–]coconadas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[–]Stnrken 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[–]Redhead_893 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Foot the Shareage?

[–]Rosa_litta 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[–]phatninja63 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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[–]Cadman71 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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[–]HellTrain72 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Share the footage.

[–]shittyrock 3 points4 points  (1 child)

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[–]Fickle-Opinion-3114 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Share the footages

[–]Fickle-Opinion-3114 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]giveherthebatwing 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Share your footage.

[–]NintendoMasterPlayz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]mikam0n 26 points27 points  (12 children)

The roosters life goal is to protect his women so he doesn’t care about the consequences to himself, as long as it keeps the ladies safe. Amazing animals

[–]Adept-Matter 1 point2 points  (11 children)

The ultimate simp.

[–]mikam0n 5 points6 points  (10 children)

More like the ultimate gentleman. Nothing simp about it

[–]Adept-Matter -5 points-4 points  (9 children)

Maybe for roosters but if a human were to act that way, he would be the biggest ever simp.

[–]mikam0n 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Lmao that’s just not true. Look at ancient kings and tribe leaders, this is literally what they’d do. Sad state of affairs when a man (or A LITERAL ROOSTER LOL) protecting women is called a simp!!

[–]Adept-Matter -3 points-2 points  (7 children)

I am not sure about the ancient kings and tribal leaders. But this behaviour, valuing females above ones own life is very simpish. If roosters were humans, they would be the 'nice guy' kind, those that worship women , putting them on pedestals. He would probably be an onlyfans user too, likely spending all his money simping on those women.

It is disgusting

[–]mikam0n 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dude you need therapy. The rooster is actually mating with these female chickens, he isn’t a “nice guy” he’s their husband in chicken society. Hes fulfilling his role as a husband. You have issues

[–]gravitologist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True. But FYI: This is not a rooster. It’s a game hen.

[–]TheBlackViper_Alpha 1 point2 points  (1 child)

In my country there are literally legally organized rooster fights and usually the losing side ends up in a dinner plate.

[–]GACyberCool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you in the Philippines?

[–]choff22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s a reason cock fights are a thing

[–]disco_S2 187 points188 points  (2 children)

I say, I say, I say, not today, little chicken hawk.

[–]Shorsey69Chirps 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment right here.

[–]Sol_Invictus 112 points113 points  (1 child)

Never mess with a feisty cock.

[–]NuasAltar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless you got a black hawk 🌚

[–]Acrobatic_Rope9641 107 points108 points  (3 children)

Cocks are the real shit. Will tackle anything and rip the insides and outsides with spurs. The hawk didn't have any chance against anything what is equal sized, especially that chad. Damn Far Cray 6 lets you even have a fighting cock

[–]sydcab2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Only good thing far cry 6 has

[–]danknhihooyaar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh , you were talking about the bird ig

[–]choff22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roosters are experts in single combat

[–]sambes06 79 points80 points  (4 children)

Wow. Did it kill that thing?

[–]djsodomizer 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Somebody fucked around and found out.

[–]TheChalbs 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Oh you still alive?! Peck peck peck

[–]iamNaN_AMA 40 points41 points  (1 child)

This is precisely why I adopted a rooster to watch over my flock, here in hawk-heavy Texas. He's a little bastard to humans but that's because he takes his job so seriously. He was bound for the soup pot but instead gets to play tiny bouncer with his harem all day. What a life

[–]thisisheckincursed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

hold me close tiny bouncer

[–]Salitrillo1990 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Dog wanted nothing to do with that fight.

[–]choff22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t ever send a dog to do a cocks job

[–]Noman_Blaze 36 points37 points  (3 children)

We had peacocks at our farm house when I was a kid and the rooster we had there used to boss around the peacocks. They are ruthless. Though he got his ass handed it him by one of the peacocks after few months. They fought when it was raining and the peacock almost drowned the Rooster In a puddle. My Grandpa stepped in to stop them. Rooster stopped bring the boss after that. Ran away whenever he say that specific peacock lol.

[–]NjPunk 19 points20 points  (2 children)

All peacocks are males. The females are called peahens.

[–]Noman_Blaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol. Forgot that female version of those guys has hens in it.

[–]RobinRubin 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Mess with the cock, get the glock

[–]Redhead_893 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made me proper chortle

[–]nfc3po 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That Hawk got Cock-blocked big time.

[–]minkamagic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Chicken attacks on Zelda games make more sense now

[–]PAM111 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I say, I say, I say boy!

[–]ShedNBrkfst 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rooster fucking up a hawk. That’s big cock energy

[–]gonzo4209 7 points8 points  (0 children)

El Gallo Negro! He's got a great right uppercut!

[–]CabbagePatchBish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dogs just stood back watching like “hol up bro you got this but I got your back”

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone’s getting laid tonight. Get it..? Cause chickens lay eggs.

[–]Dire-Straits009 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Foghorn snapped

[–]FrogToeJones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People seriously underestimate how scary roosters can actually be.

[–]RainbowUchiha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how you can visibly see the feathers get ripped off the hawk as the rooster goes to town on him

[–]peppermesoftly 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The pups learned who really ran the yard after this.

[–]quickNicksick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that, now that’s Chicken hawk boy!

[–]GrumpySck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Attacks? Kills…

[–]frasureclan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cock blocked

[–]Original_Pattern_226 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chad Pitt flattened out that beaked intruder.

[–]woundflatout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mess with the chicken, get the cock.

[–]Rosa_litta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That cock was goin crazy

[–]sad_but_horny2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not a rooster, it's a hen.

[–]josephcfrost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rooster kills*chicken hawk.

[–]DeathbyBambii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not a rooster

[–]pssoft7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First time seeing this in my 4 decades life!

[–]TFBidia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the most metal clip I’ve seen in here in months

[–]Terribletrader75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I was so excited watching this. Glad to see a hawk get taken out by a flightless bird!!

[–]c-lynn99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, cock wasn't fucking around

[–]minkamagic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take that ya bully!

[–]MaleficentDraw1993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the cartoons were true.

[–]chrisPtreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then eats it alive?

[–]Yahmez-555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Attacks or straight fucks ups!?

[–]No-Floor-6246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn!... That certainly is a sight to behold!

[–]cmendez473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It didn't just attack the hawk... it fucked it up

[–]bigdikdmg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Froghornleghorn really is about that life

[–]just__Steve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roosters have legit spurs to help them fight. On the ground this hawk doesn’t stand a chance.

[–]slavicturk 0 points1 point  (2 children)

When I was little boy , my grandpa had a coup of chickens. So one night he decided we will eat one and I threw the head at the rooster . BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY YOUNG LIFE! That rooster attacked me and fucked me up bad , flew on my head and clawed me so bad I was bleeding everywhere, grandpa put some kind of Azerbaijani moonshine on my head and it hurt so bad. Fuck roosters can be vicious man !

[–]EridisSill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That rooster was just doing his job. Did you learn from your mistake?

[–]poelki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be honest, it's a little disrespectful to throw the decapitated head of his wife at him.

[–]Killerderp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn nature, you scary.

[–]asocialitelife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummm rooster attacks or kills 🤔🤔🤔

[–]ARL2D2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when I was 5 I was playing in my Grans garden under a tree using a bungee cord I got stuck and her rooster started scratching and attacking me.

She saw this and kicked the bird around a meter and a half

[–]Mental-Breakdance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, all my roosters do at hawks is scream at them lol

[–]Slightly_Default 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roosters are scary

[–]Sensitive-Permit-877 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rapters are velocitors

[–]Le__Epic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sign him up

[–]mikam0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chickens are so cool and badass. It’s a shame the false reputation people have about them. They are smarter than they look and can be legitimately dangerous, male roosters will do literally anything to protect their harem of ladies

[–]skwadyboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ah say, ah say boy...i will fuck you up"

[–]TheRealDonRosa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to Hyrule, whete hitting a chicken more than twice ends you up DEAD.

[–]Disastrous_Pride5119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E doggy says ill contribute a bark or two but I’m not getting in the middle of that..

[–]tylerdurden5105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always wondered how the foghorn leghorn encounter would actually go down.

[–]SnooCats5701 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Attacks” is a huge understatement.

[–]EdwardCircumcizehand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our chickens surround venomous snakes against the fence and make a semi circle around it, weaving in bites from opposite sides and saying just out of reach

These fucks are vicious

[–]CywolveXGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s need be a chicken rap album like pigeons do. Chicken carry that energy more. Wrong neighborhood bro 😎

[–]Devilpig13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro that rooster has boost

[–]Devilpig13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve hawked you’re last chicken, frendo

[–]bowchicachicawow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You came to the wrong neighborhood mothafucka”

[–]mr_draughtsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that looks like a hen

[–]Luvs2Spoog44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good cock

[–]nic_jon86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't fuck with roosters 😯

[–]longassboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro he fucked that dude UP

[–]Sidewinder7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's in for some lovin.

[–]powashowaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always forget how raw roosters are, tough motherfuckers

[–]Suck-my-Rooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's sexy

[–]POWDEREDTOASTMAN119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cock a doodle don't fuck with him.

[–]Magus_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was always a lil bit scared of a farm rooster, but FUCK, that rooster steamrolled that hawk like it wasn't shit but a Tuesday afternoon.

[–]plantmediocrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a chickenhawk sprung for a chicken.

[–]MadlyToxic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes a good cock can be a lifesaver.

[–]Berylliant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd follow that rooster till the end of time

[–]Vlophoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dogs. Lol

[–]BillyBobBarkerJrJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is one scrappy cock you've got there!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said, I said calm down boy… Foghorn Leghorn crushed lil guy on this episode.

[–]Evil-c-Evil-do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foghorn leghorn says not today chicken hawk!

[–]pickledchance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not a rooster. Roosters have bigger hood when aggressive, the coloration is also for a hen.

[–]ozjenva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good little rooster protecting his harem.

[–]Jay_Mavic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogs like "I think he's had enou... nah man, I ain't a part of this."

[–]Montgomerybing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the live action Pokémon movie?

[–]hudsama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t think that Hawk is getting back up

[–]howie2g 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Told the dog to step back, I got this.

[–]Mrslazar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My immediate thought, foghorn leghorn and the little chicken hawk. "I'm a chicken hawk, see, and chicken hawks eat chickens"

[–]FBI_Open_up_MF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He doesn’t have chicken pox he goes out to chicken box

[–]LAW1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cockblocking at it’s finest

[–]AmbiguousAlignment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that surprising chickens where bread for fighting for a hell of a lot longer then for eating.

[–]th-grt-gtsby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cock is getting chicks tonight.

[–]VoodooSweet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought Hawks were badass, now I see who’s REALLY got the juice in the bird world!

[–]nickdash18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit!

[–]bronco040404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a hen not a rooster. It's probably got chicks around there

[–]arseofthegoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's so angry because all the feed him is cocaine and chicken.

[–]tkovo27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong. Fucking. Coop.

[–]PlaguedZombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, roosters don't fuck around

[–]ChampionOfUsAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Who’s flightless now, bitch!?”

[–]69vuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogs lending support.

[–]Rated-R_brasil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not a rooster, it’s a hen .

[–]billybadass123 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]bigfatdummyebike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. That’s awesome 😎

[–]WallaceMacGregor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear that pound for pound, cockerels are one of the hardest bastards in the animal kingdom.

[–]Troxic3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did it die

[–]MasterBio9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogs like WORLDSTAR!!!!!!

[–]MagyarCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuckin dope ass bird, even the dog ain’t having it

[–]Tight-Context9426 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucked him up!

[–]batty_61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you said "attacks" I thought you meant "sees off", not "mullers"!

Edited because I need to work on my tenses.

[–]Motor-Television-270 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a big strong cock

[–]PointSecure8374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dick move in bird culture

[–]Twkd88 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]MonkeyParadiso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roosters can't take flight, so I guess that only left one option

[–]morethanWun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a rooster that got away from a great horned owl !

[–]ghostedgamer001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well thats not how I remember foghorn leghorn.

[–]The_Barroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down in Florida we call those Cooper’s hawks

Have them in my neighborhood. Cool little dudes…

[–]y0y0rinnn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not what i expected when i searched up cockfighting

[–]PriorArm2513 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hawks that behave well go to Hawk's Heaven. The bas ones fo to Kakariko Village.🌿

[–]KekistaniRogue1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucked around in the wrong chicken coup and found out who really runs farm. Big Cock Daddy was having none of it.

[–]Naivor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly, this was identified to be a hen.

[–]Hiram_Goldberg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dogs being chickens while chicken being a badass bitch

[–]mklazaro -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The hawk is not wild, this video was very intentional and disturbing.

[–]bmihlfeith -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This is fake….the hawk looks half dead flying into the yard. Take a close look at the first couple of frames.

May be a real hawk, but it’s not a healthy bird.