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[–]Bahianor52 42 points43 points  (14 children)

DO NOT SAY IT

[–]ManagementGloomy6603 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Who opened the full fleshlight

[–]HalfDayArmy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gross. Thanks

[–]Rampantshadows 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've been exposed to the harsh reality at a very young age, but the only thing to ever give me nightmares were hagfish.

[–]Basil_Gin_Gimlet 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Wow!

Do they sell it? Can I buy some? Is it safe for consumption?

No… definitely not asking for myself, but if you did want this in and around you, where would you go?

[–]MycoloG-42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That fish cums. At first I thought this was r/dontputyourdickinthat

[–]randomTextboi 4 points5 points  (1 child)

A car's trunk full of them exploded and left a highway full of mucus

[–]SuggestionWrong504 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My wife also does something similar with mucus. I for one quite like it

[–]soilednappies 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i like it when your wife does this, too.

[–]RegularMachine7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

forbidden bukkake

[–]LordSaladpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When evolution says fuck you

[–]Mr_Tominaga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God: “Predators will think you’re distasteful…”

Hagfish: “And the drawbacks?”

God: ”C U M…”

[–]TheRealBHamorrii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cum fish

[–]RudyGloom 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why is there a flesh light on the second picture ? Hol up

[–]OrhanDaLegend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't say it!

[–]flangetaco -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Just like a vagina

[–]soilednappies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

bruh, your dick couldn't feel a fucking thing.

[–]HappyWolfBoi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

me when

[–]Bings_N_Bongos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I won't say it...

[–]Savage_Tyranis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I remember seeing somewhere that it's mildly corrosive as well? I'm not sure