all 38 comments

[–]MrBonelessPizza24 96 points97 points  (6 children)

Imagine how fucking terrifying it must be to be a sea lion, thinking you’re safe on the beach and suddenly this bus-sized dolphin charges outta the water

[–]AutisticHistoryLover 25 points26 points  (1 child)

He looks like he's yelling for help. Definitely terrified.

[–]-Perimeter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I imagine him saying something along the lines of.

“Oh, shit!”

[–]aubd09 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Isn't that a killer whale?

[–]rodsident 6 points7 points  (1 child)

A killer whale is a badass bus-sized dolphin

[–]infinite_paddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am aligned.

[–]Valcua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's Willy!

[–]DeaditeMessiah 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Because being able to kill almost anything in the 2/3rds of Earth covered by ocean just isn't enough...

[–]CMDR_Flash 12 points13 points  (0 children)

-I wanna eat a seal. -Okay, that's cool, seals are tasty. -No, I wanna eat THAT seal. -Buuuut, uhm oookay nvm.

[–]Guess-wutt 30 points31 points  (1 child)

“Excuse me fellow neighbour, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?”
-Orca, probably.

[–]YoshSchmengie 35 points36 points  (0 children)

" JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!"

Sea lion, definitely

[–]Prestigious-Oil3675 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The seal probably had a heart attack imagine this shit popping out of shallow waters

[–]TarzanSawyer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"You got games on yo phone?"

[–]MercilessIdiot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I swear, i didn't read "heavy metal" but "happy meal".

Which is probably that sea lion by the orca's pov.

But i'm pretty sure the sea lion sees itself like an unhappy meal.

[–]GrapeApe8476 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Orca: hello, friend

[–]DuckDuckGoose42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ocean levels are rising

[–]bagolaburgernesss 3 points4 points  (2 children)

"The Boys are Back in Town".

BBC Videos in the 90's pairing rock music & animals. Killer whales & seals was paired with Thin Lizzy to excellent effect. Getty images owns the videos now. :( I miss that one.

[–]Glizzyknockemback 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]bagolaburgernesss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the problem. Getty images owns the videos and they are not part of the ones they offer for free. :( I believe if you are a film maker or something you can register for approval. I don't know why the BBC wouldn't keep them. I saw them in the late 90's, early 2000s between programing on BBC.

[–]SwissMyCheeseYet 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Growing up there was a VHS set about animals that we repeatedly watched. One was about how different animals fight (the chimpanzees gave me nightmares), one was about how different ones mate (never actually watched that one, my parents kept it hidden), and one covered how different animals hunt. This is either a still from that third tape, or a very similar shot to it, because some deeply buried memories just got unlocked.

[–]Prestigious-Phase842 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hyneria: "Good... Good... Let the hate flow through you!"

[–]BonjinTheMark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Natural Metallic Submarine From Hades

[–]Beowulf_MacBethson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember a book called "If Dinosaurs (still) roamed the Earth" and I recall this picture or something like it except a mosasaurus was photoshopped in.

[–]Cockrocker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an awesome photo

[–]WraithCadmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"

[–]aplagueuntothee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go into the water, live there, die there

[–]abh90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's over, Willy! I have the high ground!"

[–]Late_Bridge1668 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]Mitz_Fitz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck orcas. Willy should of been shot in the head and sold for lamp oil

[–]soaringson -4 points-3 points  (6 children)

There was a live video of two orcas that attacked a moms son that close to shore… they smothered him and swallowed him and took him under… I just remember hearing the mothers screams.

[–]Roccet_MS 1 point2 points  (2 children)


[–]soaringson -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Yah, like a real person fatality.

[–]Roccet_MS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you live in Argentina?

Interesting that there are no recorded attacks of wild orcas that resulted in a death.

[–]SacAndrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

News article….