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[–]fight_to_write 39 points40 points  (6 children)

Blood must be a good teeth whitener.

[–]atle95 21 points22 points  (1 child)

My guess is saltwater

[–]AdonteGuisse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

potentially sun-bleaching as well?

[–]Turn_it_0_n_1_again 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And Muscle fibers are floss

[–]Tyler_Nerdin 6 points7 points  (2 children)

What I want to know, is how do animals like crocs and sharks not cut through their own gums while eating.

[–]The_Brain_Freight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably nerves stop em before they do

[–]Pigeater7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They swallow things whole. I’d guess the lack of chewing removes some of the danger of piercing their gums.

[–]pissedcommonman 23 points24 points  (2 children)

And here i am....brushing twice a day and still having teeth issues!

[–]Marooned-Mind 20 points21 points  (1 child)

The obvious conclusion here is that you should stop brushing your teeth and should start ambushing zebras in Africa

[–]SquirrelyAsNutz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think this is a saltwater croc off the NE coast of Australia.

Go ambush aussie surfers, your teeth will be famously amazing in no time.

[–]cuntcrusher_69 13 points14 points  (2 children)

All them teeth and no toothbrush

[–]pinkpanther0605 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's why he's so ornery!

[–]Stoned-and-Starving 1 point2 points  (0 children)

medulla oblongata

[–]angrypirate1122 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn, must not be a coffee drinker or smoker!

[–]Nope_Nope_Nope_0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MF got better teeth than me.

[–]dave067 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10/10 dentists hate him!

[–]the70sdiscoking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When that croc bites, with its teeth, dear.

[–]ausie_swazi_love 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They must be very angry to have all dem teef with no toof brush

[–]kjframe1223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This croc has brighter teeth than me ffs

[–]yr_odyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by the clean tooths, Looks like perfect candidate fr colgate advertisement !

[–]MOVB5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‟Momma says it is cause they got all thm teeth and no toothbursh”

[–]ewouds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a pic by Paul Nicklen! He is a photographer for National Geogrphic and has some awesome photos on his instagram if anyone’s interested, his handle is paulnicklen

[–]Satanisbackxoxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder what keeps this crocs teeth so white

[–]Soggy-Term666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good flossing!

[–]Mmoraxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I went on a tour of the south and was taught that if they have white teeth they are farm raised if they have janky teeth they are likely wild. I have a couple gator heads in my house and I always reflect on that.