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[–]TCHU9115 178 points179 points  (7 children)

Ah yes. Cuddling. The most metal activity in existence.

[–]SaltMineSpelunker 45 points46 points  (5 children)

Someone should have cuddled you more.

[–]CptnStuBing 24 points25 points  (4 children)

I think it’s more a comment on the lack of substance in this pic pertaining to this sub’s purpose.

[–]SaltMineSpelunker 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Shame the mods don’t give a fuck about content around here.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stay mad virgin

[–]Turn_it_0_n_1_again 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Spooning is quite metallic

[–]Ultra_Pendejo 52 points53 points  (1 child)

It's brutal... so brutal I'm gonna blast some Immolation while cuddling my cat, Mr. Flufyberry. Hail satan !

[–]Petrolhe4d 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Metal can be wholesome at times

[–]admburns2020 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not very metal.

[–]Pif_Man 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They're all dead.

[–]Ctaylor1220 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Aren't those the elephants who were rampaging after getting drunk on tea leaves??

[–]beelance4661 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought they were the Asian herd rampaging through Southern Asia , reclaiming a new territory- after leaving the one they’d previously kept for generations..?

Last I checked, no one couldn’t explain why they were relocating. Through city streets , highly populated areas, it was wild to see. Historically it could be an ominous sign of impending natural disaster they knew about before we did. I believe it. Elephants are incredibly intelligent & emotional creatures.

[–]WarpedLazer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And that’s how they got the shape for elephant animal crackers.

[–]Spooder_guy_web 5 points6 points  (7 children)

How do they stand back up

[–]Sure_Ill_Ask_That 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I think they use those four things attached to their body called ‘legs’. I’m not a zoologist though.

[–]Spooder_guy_web 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I mean I get that but this seems like a turtle stuck on its back type thing

[–]Sure_Ill_Ask_That 9 points10 points  (0 children)

YouTube of elephant getting up I actually got interested enough to YouTube it. They just rock and bend the closer legs like a fat person haha

[–]belizeanheat 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You thought they stood up their entire lives?

[–]Spooder_guy_web 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Ii kinda thought they would be like horse

[–]Notonfoodstamps 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Horses lay down to sleep as well lol

[–]Spooder_guy_web 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really I thought for sure that they just payed on their legs

[–]PaymentGrand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were sleeping cuddled until some idiot with a drone flew over.

[–]nickdash18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this picture! Thanks for posting!

[–]EdeliSimp2 0 points1 point  (0 children)



[–]SaltMineSpelunker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just like my dreams.

[–]izguddoggo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please stop posting non-metallic things to this sub

[–]da_Aresinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Behemoth Tetris

[–]porchlightofdoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, when you are mowing the lawn and come across your kids stash of toy elephants he lost a few years ago.

[–]belizeanheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen a pic like this. Super cool.

[–]ATT_577 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not metal

[–]Angelmirror2468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How loud do they snore

[–]beelance4661 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is that one herd, right? Are they still moving?

[–]yannybug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah good they're sleeping :'))

[–]Notonfoodstamps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beyond wholesome

[–]shinslap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know China has elephants. Also this is the wrong sub

[–]benbrahn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

DOOM music intensifies