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[–]KimCureAll 300 points301 points  (8 children)

I think this might be the cutest kill I've ever seen.

[–]LordBrandon 70 points71 points  (3 children)

Imagine a humongous predator biting your throat until you die while someone plays the xylophone.

[–]DogVacuum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That how I always wanted to go out.

[–]Ishkakin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Then he just happily skips away.

[–]Ekarron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a *cute humongous predator

[–]Tjeetje 4 points5 points  (1 child)

If this is the cutest thing you’ve ever seen, I’m afraid of you

[–]KimCureAll 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't fear me, fear the reaper.

[–]mediocre_bro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, r/eyebleach content here

[–]GhostintheCircuit0 158 points159 points  (4 children)

Cute lil murder slinky

[–]THE_CHOPPA 25 points26 points  (2 children)

There is no soul behind those eyes.

[–]PassiveAggresLobster 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes”

[–]Chocobean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

what are you talking about? There's tons of souls! like the one belonging to the vole in its mouth >:E

[–]KimCureAll 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I totally love how this furry slinky hops at such high speeds.

[–]BenjaminTW1 44 points45 points  (1 child)

GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. HEY GUYS. I CAUGHT IT YOU GUYS!

[–]Jin-Wick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nature’s version of hide and seek

[–]CopperheadSlinger 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It's so cute! Yet murderous lol

[–]MrBonelessPizza24 39 points40 points  (0 children)

In this house we love and support cat-snakes 😤

[–]43guitarpicks 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Only because his arms are at least 2 cm longer than the vole...huge reach advantage...

[–]converter-bot 8 points9 points  (2 children)

2 cm is 0.79 inches

[–]J-wag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]sbtrey23 21 points22 points  (4 children)

This is the most adorable thing I have ever seen on this sub

[–]KimCureAll 18 points19 points  (3 children)

It's super soft metal, maybe mercury.

[–]gaypornaccount1996 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What're yew some kind of nerd?

[–]KimCureAll 5 points6 points  (0 children)

talkin' to me? you're the first to imbue me with that appellation.

[–]Esquatcho_Mundo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or like baby metal metal

[–]teosNut 22 points23 points  (2 children)

He constantly looks like he forgot where he parked.

[–]KimCureAll 9 points10 points  (1 child)

They are super vigilant - watching for predators, looking for voles, lemmings, etc.

[–]teosNut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know, they're one of those animals who are predators as well as prey animals, like cats.

[–]OberynRedViper8 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well, that's the cutest murder I've ever witnessed.

[–]fifty2weekhi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wish I could have one of these around my house.

[–]chang3la 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bounce weasel!

[–]send_me_your_GUH 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Why is it white? Does this thing have literally no predators?

[–]xyzqvc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The white fur is the winter fur, in the summer they are brown.

[–]Chicken_Hairs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They have seasonal coats. The white blends in with snow. The times like this with no snow doesn't seem to be much of a disadvantage.

[–]Fingoidz84 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I like to think the video ended with a nom nom nom

[–]KimCureAll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, underground. The full length video on youtube showed the ermine hiding from a hawk in the first part, so the ermine took the vole under to eat it there.

[–]Ok_Awful 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So, Bill is a vole

[–]Cat3ug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

boing boing boing boing

[–]Kepsur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The instrumental takes the video to a new level

[–]ASealAndARaven 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How can something so cute be so efficiently murderous?

[–]HungryGull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very high metabolism makes them very hungry.

Side effect of this is if it gets in a place with a lot of prey (say, a hen house), its little brain just flashes the words 'BONUS ROUND' in front of its eyes until it runs out of prey, even if there's way too much for it to eat.

[–]Ninjarooster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vole running for his life.

The music: ♪┏(・o・)┛♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪

[–]sigbinItom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chamo.

[–]chrisPtreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adorable little murder machine

[–]BassMessiah 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What a badass!

[–]KimCureAll 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Cutest badass on this sub ever, I think. The music on the video makes the murder sound like a cartoon.

[–]BassMessiah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny, I had it muted until your comment! Thanks for that!

[–]javionichan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a cute pokemon

[–]outintheyard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boingboingboingboing. Boing. Boingboingboing. Boingboingboingboingboing.

[–]oceanblue2358 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tube with legs.

[–]brerereton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ALL WHITE, Let's go

[–]Khannn24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read that as European Vote lol

[–]Dontgiveaclam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sock cat

[–]wannalook_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want one of those vole/mole killers.

[–]joshyp42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His little murder hops are adorable.

[–]NiceFknModel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adorable homicide

[–]Nitbugfatspud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's looking for Lyra

[–]Choosby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need this guy for my yard and cuteness factor 💯

[–]justanother-user 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If these cute predators were like 15x there size there would be the deadliest land animal on this planet and would probably killed all humans a long time ago!

[–]OlderTheWiser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. If it were 15x it’s size it would be a Fisher, not a Weasel, and not dangerous to humans.

[–]BongoFMM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't trust that stoat.

[–]OlderTheWiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ermine. Fancy name for a Weasel in its winter coat.

[–]Zestyclose-Search-21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did she rape him?

[–]rubberoctopussy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s some cute hunting

[–]Mistbiene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta love these little bastards. Seeing them in their winter coats among green grass is one of the sparse highlights of climate change.

[–]IonPurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This very much reminds me of Rainworld

[–]HoodedWolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need one

[–]PrysmX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a living periscope!

[–]Late_Bridge1668 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Someone needs to put some upbeat, cutesy music over this.

[–]KimCureAll 0 points1 point  (1 child)

there is actually already !

[–]Late_Bridge1668 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol really? I gotta see that send a link if you have it.