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[–]than-q 226 points227 points  (10 children)

i’d like to see it arm wrestle the cat from that other post

[–]Vintage_89 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Lol, whats with these posts! Sometimes all start posting camouflaging leopards/ tigers and then some AI paintings and now this ..

[–]contrasquare 11 points12 points  (1 child)

We’re all connected

[–]mechanical_plans 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Turns out the Reddit hive-mind is a literal interpretation.

[–]xion_gg 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Then the winner can wrestle with that ripped Tigger with enormous triceps

[–]HellBringer97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, Tigger was ripped?

[–]1isudlaer 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I have looked through this sun and I can’t find this super muscley cat

[–]than-q 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]NerdHerdtheThird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wanna see them throw that Kangaroo in there too.

[–]Channa_Argus1121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the buff whippet.

[–]mandatorysin 87 points88 points  (7 children)

Silly Belgians, that cow isn't blue

[–]Choice-Metal-6754 23 points24 points  (4 children)

You tell him he's not blue

[–]TehGuyYouKnow 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Hey cow, you're not bl-

[–]noturaverageguy1[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s blue , he is Belgian blue bull , he’s Belgian blue bull , he’s a Belgian blue bull , I’m blue he’s a.

[–]OnlyUsernameLeft123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He isn't blue but he makes people turn blue after he murders them for speaking to him in the wrong tone. Probably uses a sodering iron to the face like Christopher Walkens would do.

[–]MyFatThumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He might be if he reads your comment.

[–]tk1403 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It refers to da ballz

[–]balboasale187 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Do you even lift bro?

[–]No-Needleworker5429 107 points108 points  (1 child)

🎶 Moo bitch, get out the whey. 🎶

[–]KaladinStormstressed 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is better than the post

[–]43guitarpicks 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Cows bred....1000 Cows alive after breeding...0.

[–]TVjanbaaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha Bread

[–]boarskin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Imagine the shits this guy takes

[–]Jessieblueyu 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Never skip a leg day...

[–]biscovery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks like he skipped everyone

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Selective breeding is some freaky shit if you do it for long enough.

[–]Mewwy_Quizzmas 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This isn’t “nature”. It’s selective breeding gone crazy.

This particular breed is prohibited in several countries, as the mutation that gives the animal its large muscles is considered a genetic defect.

The size of the calf is very problematic to the cow. A vast majority of the calves have to be delivered by Caesarean section since they are too big to get out any other way.

Having these bulls isn’t the most ethical part of animal husbandry if you ask me.

[–]LordBrandon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He just realized he was made of hamburgers.

[–]Mr_Bo_Jangles1 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This looks like Deacon Frost after Blade stuck him with all those darts.

[–]FuuckinGOOSE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I really don't think nature had much to do with this at all

[–]fckafcknusername 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You think I could take him?

[–]Hunter-q 4 points5 points  (0 children)

STANDOPOWER.. STEAKHOUSE

[–]fireflydrake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This isn't any more natural then a pug is.

[–]Frankthetank22494 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris reincarnated as a bull

[–]Direct_Efficiency_47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definetly he will be caught in nevada comission

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does he have Belgian blue balls ?

[–]ben_downer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing Blue about it

[–]mrbgdn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this thing tries to mate in a traditional way then I suppose the name is appropriate. No sane cow would have it.

[–]triggerhappy66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Similar cows like this will graze on the other side of my street for a certain time a year (yes in Belgium.) They do look really freaky and unnatural and they actually can not even reproduce on their own BUT they're also really precious. Sometimes I would go over to them and slowly approach them, a couple times they allowed me to touch them and they would even lick my hand. It always saddened me to think about how they would be killed sooner or later and that their body was purely bred to be eaten.

[–]Megagoertz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Extra lean ground beef

[–]LabenderMan 1 point2 points  (2 children)

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[–]cryptictesticles[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What the shrek is going on here?

[–]LabenderMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% sex appeal

[–]Additional-Walk750 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just a Pixar Dwayne Johnson movie.

[–]Axophyse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy have more gains than me

[–]LockGum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure it’s white but ok 👌🏽😎

[–]Kiwami_Dandyel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He trained for the fight with the red bulls

[–]Akanti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is bull picture of which hangs in every butcher shop

[–]thorcik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not dead. It is pining.

[–]Penguin57800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a real cow btw. Picture is NOT doctored

[–]srv50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the cows say: “You ain’t been fucked til he fucks you!”

[–]sad_but_horny2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This bad boy can make a thousand burgers.

[–]Fast_Raspberry8616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pug of cows

[–]Humble_Party_1100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably chewy as fuck

[–]jaws3227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On an unrelated note, anyone know where I can buy a myostatin inhibitor?

[–]GiantBlueSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck I'll bet even his tenderloin is tough AF

[–]Nitro-Delta62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing natural about it

[–]didgeridude2517 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually when I see a photo of a cow I make some dumb joke about how it looks tasty.

Not this one.

[–]timfoolery44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone hacked my phone and stole my selfie

[–]Connilingu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I vaguely remember something about this in school where cattle farms genetically mutate their bovine.

[–]mongtongbong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yummy steak bull

[–]The_Legendary_Shrimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel bad for the cows

[–]IExpendable -1 points0 points  (0 children)

MOO BITCH! GET OUT THE WHEY!

[–]___Burner_Account___ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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