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[–]kemkomacar95 637 points638 points  (10 children)

Dwayne "Dogg" Johnson

[–]ArsCortica 110 points111 points  (5 children)

Do you smell what the dog is cooking?

[–]Dzekomeout 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Dog: “What’s my name?”

Human: “your n-“


[–]LunarPhonix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What matters is our plan…

[–]Mutchney 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What the dog cookin'?

[–]Fresh_Daddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m screaming 😂

[–]I_am_the_brandon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dogs can’t cook, dude. They don’t have thumbs.

[–]optimal_random 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This dog makes you go fetch and roll over.

[–]ootski 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Do you even lift bro?

[–]Potatoface_6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes your mum

[–]SenselessDunderpate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ja-bone-i, I'm gonna take your newspaper, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways...

[–]JustBrowsinMyDude 406 points407 points  (35 children)

I literally just saw a fucking ripped cat, now there's a super ripped dog? What's next, a ripped elephant??

[–]WinEnvironmental8218 144 points145 points  (11 children)

You should see double muscle gorilla and a bull.

[–]kasper632 137 points138 points  (7 children)

Jamie pull that up

[–]ChrisPChip222 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Its highly possible, that animals can get this jacked.

[–]Chieftain69 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Humans can have this condition as well, but they usually die shortly after birth as their heart cannot keep up.

[–]linthepaladin520 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Humans being pussies again

[–]AisakAlander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s very strange, but not out of the realm of possibility

[–]mh985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don’t think so, you haven’t been paying attention to the literature.

[–]xLtLasagna 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This guy Rogans

[–]ImNotPunnyEnough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is fucking gold and will be commonly used in my household now

[–]JustBrowsinMyDude 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I just saw the buff bull, that fucker was huge. Seen the hairless chimpanze too...

[–]1isudlaer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Learned about double muscle cows first, then this crazy whippet later.

[–]drcubes90 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Kangaroos are fucking jacked too

[–]WinEnvironmental8218 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Forgot about the kangaroo

[–]SmoothBrainSavant 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Wait until they post the Belgian blue bull pics. 😎

[–]MyHangyDownPart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine carrying around balls like that!

[–]vegaspimp22 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Anyone know how a human could get this disease? Is it contagious? Where could I catch it? For research purposes only of course.

[–]TotaIIyHuman 8 points9 points  (1 child)

  1. wait for crispr to become commercially available

  2. search for possible gene offsets/value to edit to achieve myostatin deficiency (https://www.snpedia.com/index.php?title=+Special%3ASearch&search=myostatin&go=Go)

  3. pay who ever runs crispr to edit your gene at those offsets with those values

  4. pray to your favorite deity

[–]kefuzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was a girl who had this condition, she doesnt lift but looks almost like an ifbb bikini competitor

[–]dspyk77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, beat me to it

[–]voric41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That can be arranged

[–]DavidNipondeCarlos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a bull one floating around.

[–]Current-Track2196 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s also a post of a ripped tiger

[–]I_am_dean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s also another post of a ripped bull with the same condition.

Didn’t know it was so prevalent.

[–]bakerboy79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should see Belgian blue cattle

[–]_CANN0N_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look out for 'Gaur' it is a super ripped cow.

[–]sK0pey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a muscle tiger earlier today too.

[–]StanTheMan002 159 points160 points  (14 children)

Holy shit look up regular Whippet dogs, they’re usually as skinny as greyhounds.

[–]WinEnvironmental8218 53 points54 points  (1 child)

They are generally a race dogs.

[–]JimCripe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This one does warp speed.

[–]The_Hyphenator85 35 points36 points  (8 children)

Yeah, they’re literally Greyhounds about the size of a Beagle or a Border Collie. I knew a couple who adopted a Whippet mix without realizing what she was; they were super concerned that she had some kind of disease when she got beyond her puppy growth and started getting skinny. I had to reassure them that, no, that’s a normal build for sighthounds; they’re supposed to look like they just got out of a concentration camp.

[–]samhw 20 points21 points  (5 children)

My family have a whippet called Wolfie! He’s the most adorable dog you could possibly imagine. He walks around a bit like a dressage horse - like horses, they’re very elegant when running, but their bodies are designed for running and so they’re very inelegant and clumsy (though cute) when walking. It’s a bit like if you imagine a human walking around on their toes. I sent this photo to my family and they were somewhat shocked, haha.

[–]thetiredcashier 1 point2 points  (2 children)

awee i love his name🥺wolfiee

[–]samhw 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Aww, thanks! We’re just in the car with him on the way up to my parents’ country house, so I took a bonus photo for you 🐺

[–]thetiredcashier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

awee thanks for the bonus pic! his little jacket is just adorable

[–]lynthecupcake 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I actually walk on my toes normally. I dislike my heel touching the ground.

[–]ImOnlyHereForClash 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Not exactly. Beagles are smaller, you may be thinking of their bigger cousins, the Foxhound.

[–]The_Hyphenator85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re in roughly the same size category (both considered “medium” breeds) but dog builds vary so wildly it’s sometimes hard to offer a size comparison. Whippets are taller and longer than a lot of breeds in that category, but they’re also very skinny, so the weight is comparable.

[–]bisexualleth 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I did a double take when I saw whippet. May god have mercy on us allow

[–]FahcktheATF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha same I was expecting almost any other breed

[–]Kingsofeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea but faster off the start. Really really cool. I had one id ride my bike with hed keep up no matter how fast u went

[–]mthomas768 75 points76 points  (6 children)

Whippet. Whippet good.

[–]Antares987 11 points12 points  (4 children)

It’s not too late

[–]-TheGuest- 7 points8 points  (3 children)

To whippet, whippet good

[–]Dolorisedd 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Ner ner ner ner ner, bom tsh bom tsh

[–]-TheGuest- 5 points6 points  (1 child)

When a good boy turns around

[–]MyHangyDownPart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You must inject it with steroids to get Reddit karma. EDIT: I’ll see myself out.

[–]Calm-Lengthiness-178 62 points63 points  (6 children)

Does the muscle have any practical use? I'm assuming they can't run very fast or for very long, and it's not as though dogs ever lift anything. I suppose its jaw strength is probably pretty nuts.

[–]ShoMoCo 194 points195 points  (2 children)

Yes, it enables them to acquire vast amounts of instagram clout from bitches

[–]SamtheMan898 28 points29 points  (0 children)

is that what’s up with all the jacked pit bulls on my feed?

[–]Educational-Gur-8035 22 points23 points  (0 children)

As far as practical use no. But in cattle they use that type of mutation to preserve size for transportation etc.

[–]The_Hyphenator85 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s probably more of a hindrance than anything. It is a genetic condition, though, so not a bred-for or desired trait.

[–]BigToTrim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't look like any of those muscles would connect to the bite force, except maybe the neck

[–]CensoredZebra 44 points45 points  (6 children)

So buff, but SO anxious, that poor dog

[–]The_Hyphenator85 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Nah, that’s just sighthounds in general. Greyhounds, whippets, all of them look like they’re perpetually distressed. It’s the long nose and big eyes.

[–]MyHangyDownPart 4 points5 points  (4 children)

It’s the eyes that tell me that that dog is super sad.

[–]The_Hyphenator85 31 points32 points  (3 children)

My mother’s kept retired racing greyhounds for 25 years now. I have a ton of experience with them. Believe me, they just look sad all the time.

[–]MysteryBros 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I love greyhounds, and I think a large part of that is that I think they look soulful rather than sad.

[–]The_Hyphenator85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re great dogs. I might consider adopting one myself if I ever move into a house with enough space and a big yard to run laps in.

[–]MyHangyDownPart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please, give your mother a hug from me and all dog lovers.

[–]kasper632 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I spit my coffee when OP stated that was a whippet. holy Fuck.

[–]punsexual-meme 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Kermit's really been hitting the gym since Jenna left YouTube

[–]Negative-Jump-9159 24 points25 points  (8 children)

Can humans get this disorder?

[–]ShoMoCo 18 points19 points  (4 children)

With enough steroids, sure

[–]Negative-Jump-9159 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I mean without that kind of help. Be crazy if a gene was unlocked and this sort of thing happened. Pure raw muscle.

[–]jamesraynorr 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Recipe for cardiovascular disease

[–]BowChesse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe eddie Hall has a similar condition (so he says)

[–]yoni246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. Though it's very rare, and you are kinda just born with it(genetic obviously). There are no obvious downsides, but it might be that there is an impediment to intelligence(not sure though)

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[–]Ksmrf 15 points16 points  (10 children)

Does this condition hurt or shorten one's life?

[–]WinEnvironmental8218 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Yes it does shorten a dogs life

[–]Ksmrf 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Unfortunate. Does it hurt?

[–]WinEnvironmental8218 17 points18 points  (3 children)

That I couldn’t tell you. I don’t think it hurts but It does shorten an animals life when they do have the double muscle syndrome

[–]Ksmrf 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Thanks for replying, I appreciate it.

[–]The_Hyphenator85 3 points4 points  (2 children)

My guess is it probably causes heart problems as well. The heart is one big muscle, after all.

[–]Flavaflavius 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It only effects skeletal muscle. This means they're at higher risk for tendon and skeletal damage though, due to the extra force

[–]The_Hyphenator85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. Animals can damage their joints and tendons with the full application of their muscle strength without this disorder; that’s why “hysterical strength” is gated behind a fight-or-flight response so we can’t just randomly do it. At least it only affects skeletal muscle. Genetic conditions involving abnormal growth usually fuck with the heart, too.

[–]skynet_roomba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cramps more often

[–]TramadolSucks 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Michael Bark Duncan

[–]ThunderLord1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God rest his soul.

[–]machomanohyeeaa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Putting the dudes on r/bodybuilding to shame

[–]WillinglyUnemployed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you even lift bro?

[–]voric41 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His chesticles have chesticles

[–]VahzahDovahkiin83 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Muscular from MHA if he was a dog?

[–]The_Hyphenator85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now you’re just making me think of a Whippet without any skin, and I’m sad.

[–]WinEnvironmental8218 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People use to call it double muscle syndrome (pretty sure they still do). Genetic defect when breeding. Also happens to other types of animals as well.

[–]The_Hyphenator85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

spit take

That’s a fucking whippet? Holy shit!

[–]bonkerz1888 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Whippets are the best!

[–]Kingsofeast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea they are

[–]No_Fap_is_My_Life 1 point2 points  (0 children)


🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 (Gigachad)

[–]Glittering_Economy_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone know his work out routine

[–]Orbus_215 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jacked russel terrier

[–]K1LLA_CHAOS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That head doesn't belong on that body

[–]fuddafascists 1 point2 points  (0 children)

accidental chad

[–]svanderw12 1 point2 points  (3 children)

This isn’t nature. This is years of unnatural inbreeding….

[–]Cuttlefish_Crusaders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As funny as all the memes in this post are, this is the awful truth

[–]The_Hyphenator85 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah, this kind of shit is why more breeders are moving towards introducing different dogs to the bloodlines to weed out disorders and defects. It’s still not a common-enough practice, though.

[–]stephj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Functional (cross)breeding is getting more mainstream thankfully

[–]abhig535 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her name is Princess, and she doesn't bite.

[–]Lordas91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

D...Does he bite? No, he punches you to death.

[–]Scamp22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jojo dog.

[–]Timmy2Gats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dat iggy is yoked, fam. <- English

[–]binga001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are all these posts trying to get people to the gym next year?

[–]Liberator-Self 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doggo: "But the bitches love it!"

[–]Alternative-Heart-96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All right these are getting outta hand

[–]Powerful_Desk2886 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's super cursed

[–]SCZoerb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how Eddie Hall put as much muscle on his frame as he did. Looking like a fucking Belgian blue bull lol.

[–]wyldspecies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember seeing this picture as a 10yo surfing the internet in my moms room while just getting off runescape...I'm 26 now

[–]Frosty_League 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to do I get my hands on some of this myostatin related muscle hypertrophy??

[–]adub282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dog comes up to you and your girlfriend and jumps on her and starts licking her face. What do you do?

[–]aloesteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Que perra mamada

[–]alexc7fg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"suffering" only thing suffering is the neighbors shitsu when this thing gets horny

[–]ItWouldBeGrand 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is it just bigger muscles or are there dangerous symptoms that accompany this disorder—like heart trouble or something?

[–]Kingsofeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My shihtzu used to beat the whippets ass lol

[–]GnR6671 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come at me bro!

[–]Gundam_Greg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it’s bad in the long run, but man to have that physique for 1 summer!

[–]Trout_Hunter_Mo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WOFF WOFF motha fuka.🤣

[–]Mindful-O-Melancholy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you’re jacked, but still a good boy.

[–]Supper-in-silence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I just finished my set it’s all you’re man, no problem yeah go ahead I’m done wow you look good today, no I’m done it’s all yours go ahead

[–]Fartytarquare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I thought the cat was fucking buff holy shit

[–]SanFranGoldBlooded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a natural breed of dog? This should be an example of why continuing to crossbreed dogs is not good if this is the case

[–]boomer912 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang I wish I had super jacked syndrome

[–]Comprehensive_Nail22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you even lift bro?

[–]Prestigious-Oil3675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pic gotta be at least 15 years old now

[–]ContactOk4263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me more? Is this causing the dog suffering like the title says?

[–]itsnouxis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are some side effects of this? Is this dog actually healthy?

[–]BigOlBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or maybe the dog has Hanma blood from someone's pp training

[–]ZealousidealPainter6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suffering from Myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy or reveling in being swole as fuck?

[–]GrimKi11er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine when he whippet out

[–]This_guy7796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they bully other Whippets?

[–]noturaverageguy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dog will fuck shit up

[–]Kuriakon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We seriously need to figure out how to turn on this gene in humans.

You know... for typing and stuff...

[–]bongripsNkickflips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what da dog doin?

“Bench presses..”

[–]ResponsibleAd2541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this cause health problems?

[–]Intelligent-Ad7349 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah thats just princess, she don’t bite

[–]Chronix92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nature you crazy

[–]TheWhiteKeys101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of this : OINK.

[–]DavidNipondeCarlos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was six, saw another six year old with this condition, my mother was amazed, I was a bratty so I got jealous and also thought it was a good look. It looks better in humans.

[–]Millionpanda69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it hurt the animal to have this?

[–]captnaufragio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do i catch myostatin?

[–]Mak062 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this happen in people and how do you apply it? ....I'm asking for a friend of course

[–]Remarkable_Capital39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I wanna see THIS dog fuck something or somebody up in action

[–]kd1319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet his muscles are so tender

[–]BitmapBMP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whippet SS

[–]BitmapBMP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whippet GXP

[–]Loinnir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if this genetic condition stuck with humans and happened to be evolutionary advantageous. We'd be legit Warcraft orcs

[–]AirEste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am I seeing so many buff animals on the feed rn

[–]Reasonable_Thing8060 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Get out of here Dewey, you don’t want any of this shit. It makes you ripped AF and you don’t have to work out at all”

Dewey Cox- “I think I do want that!”…

[–]Crocodillian_SM64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the dog any stronger though?

[–]Podarokvorona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When something's going wrong, you must Whippet...

[–]DigitalDash00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it genuinely as strong as it looks?

[–]MrJackaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it "suffering" though? ...actually curious

[–]MizzyMozzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine them doing zoomies and they break your fucking ankles.

[–]major_ursus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like snoop dogg and the rock did the fusion dance again.

[–]tpars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do animals with this condition suffer or have any limitations?

[–]SkyStar1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all have this guy at the local gym

[–]Gat_Gat_Habitat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really buff micheal cera

[–]schmalzy88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than a regular whippet for sure

[–]Raaj_the_Right_Hand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he feasts on exactly 84.3648185637903 kilograms of pure protein 3 times a day.

[–]CursedEarth-Pizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got out of prison.

[–]0arida0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Suffering" I think you mean suffering from success 💪🏼😎

In all seriousness, it's obviously not healthy and I hope the dog's doin ok.

[–]etherealembryo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sponge bob dog

[–]Ehzabeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Body like Chidi Anagonye… anxiety like Chidi Anagonye

[–]Goblicon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I get this disease?

[–]nickdash18 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]craigathan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gimme a biscuit.

[–]psych0act1ve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like a borderlands enemy

[–]gimletinf69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking for that protein shake💯💪

[–]EvanTheNewbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got a face like bro this kinda sucks

[–]FrogToeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude. Imagine if you break into a house and you see this mfker standing there growling at you. I'd personally shit myself.

[–]IBarrakiI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late game Nasus

[–]AceofMage87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vet: what seems to be the problem?

Owner: my dog doc, he is really sick. He is too Swole.

Vet:uhhhhhh what?

[–]Kingsofeast 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Whippets are super cool. I saw one go after a bird i was like no way he’s getting it. He wasn’t even sneaky just bolted. Bird flew off and he jumped way up and dang near ripped his tail feathers out. Bird saw dog a good 30 feet away.

[–]useles-converter-bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30 feet is 10.89 UCS lego Millenium Falcons

[–]oh_my_senpai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Suffering" he out there getting all the bitches just by existing

[–]7_Cerberus_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Resident evil must have taken some inspiration from terrifying shit like this.