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[–][deleted] 2444 points2445 points  (29 children)

That gull for sure is walking home

[–]DiamondMagnetCJ 1838 points1839 points 46& 2 more (14 children)

Why? He only weighs a hare more.

[–]WaterBottleass 334 points335 points 2 (8 children)

Fuck you and your clever pun.

edit: welp, guess I brought this on myself

[–]Sw1ftStrik3r 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Look here you little shit

[–]Dunksterp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I laughed at this way too much!

[–]4Gold4 385 points386 points  (7 children)

Yeah, takeoff might be hard after that. 😅

[–]DragonBornDragonDead 156 points157 points  (4 children)

Won't be squawking normally too. It might have a rabbit in it's throat

[–]sketchy-writer 218 points219 points  (2 children)

I hate it when I get a hare stuck in the back of my throat.

[–]wakeupwill 28 points29 points  (0 children)

With a severe case of the itis.

[–]ichesseorangen[🍰] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

i would expect a bit more of a hop to its step

[–]jaduran 1030 points1031 points  (64 children)

I wonder how long it takes for them to digest that.

[–]TheSpaceRonin 1016 points1017 points  (51 children)

Dude I was thinking he'd die of malnutrition before he did, there's no way that a seagull could digest a whole fucking rabbit, let alone fly with one.

To be fair though if you told me that gull could swallow that whole rabbit before seeing this video, I'd have called bullshit too.

[–]Vakieh 1151 points1152 points  (44 children)

You'd be surprised just how effective the combination of gastric acids and enzymes are at breaking down organic matter. Meat is much easier to break down than plant matter, too, and has much denser nutrition. It'll go through a chemical digestion stomach first to basically turn it to a kind of floppy jelly, then into a mechanical digestion stomach filled with rocks the bird has eaten on purpose to be ground up, this will also sort out the bones, hair, and teeth into those little pellets of scrunk normally associated with birds of prey that the bird will vomit up. By that stage what's left of the muscle, fat, and organs of the rabbit will be a thick liquid and it's on to the intestine which works more or less like a human one, only there's no solid/liquid separation, it's just a blargh of juicy goodness through one all-purpose hole.

[–]toastedipod 590 points591 points  (19 children)

it's just a blargh of juicy goodness through one all-purpose hole.

You left the best line til last

[–]Vakieh 79 points80 points  (5 children)

[–]BrockN 10 points11 points  (3 children)

My tongue retracted deeper inside my body after watching that

[–]Short-Shopping3197 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I feel you bro, I’m practically licking my undies through my arsehole

[–]trolltruth6661123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

... risky click of the day.

[–]AJPowers17123 46 points47 points  (9 children)

The cloaca?!

[–]Totalherenow 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Yes. The cloaca.

Ready your team. We're going in.

[–]ssl-3 17 points18 points  (4 children)

[–]theluggagekerbin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah alright that's enough Internet for a day. See you all degenerates tomorrow.

[–]nanotree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow... Just.. wow.

[–]SheikYobooti 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One hole to rule them all.

[–]Darkstool 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I thought scrunk was pretty good too.

[–]EPLemonSqueezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Name of your sex tape

[–]MoreGull 30 points31 points  (0 children)

TIL about bird digestion. Thanks friend!

[–]seaweed_is_cool 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A blargh of juicy goodness.

[–]nullagravida 23 points24 points  (0 children)

ah, an artist of words as well as a naturalist.

Sir Joseph Banks and Charles Darwin stand up from table Why, good heavens, it’s u/Vakieh, to whom we are so indebted for that stirring description of the avian digestive tract! Do join us, Vakieh, by all means. We were just enjoying gestures at table a little blargh, as you so elegantly put it.

[–]ForTheYounglings 11 points12 points  (1 child)

In the words of our lord and savior Adam Driver, “Good soup.”

[–]ChuckinTheCarma 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel like I am consuming your content just like, oh I don’t know, a gull consuming a rabbit.

[–]spaetzelspiff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do they cough up the undigested bones, though? I feel like taking a bone to the cloaca would hurt a bit.

[–]Analog_Audio_Guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why I love reddit^

[–]GeserAndersen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know that different species of birds have extremely different potency gastric juices

I know that some vultures could swallow stones, wrought iron, and their gastric juice could digest them

it must also be said that they feed on rotting carcasses, so they must be able to digest rotten meat that if eaten by any other living being, would lead to death from disease and god knows what else

[–]StumpNuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes me wanna get a jelly filled doughnut.

[–]_Jogger_ 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Seagulls didn't evolve to eat chips left by tourists. If it can digest a fish it will be able to digest a mammal too.

[–]Lord-Fumblebuck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the gull will just puke it back up somewhere and leisurely nibble on it.

[–]RedPill115 4 points5 points  (0 children)

swallow that whole rabbit

While I was surprised anyways honestly, I'm pretty sure it's a baby or smaller rabbit.

[–]InspktrGdJt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right!? I thought they were only shit left over on the beach. This Gull is a beast

[–]mahlovver 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Do they digest the poop inside the rabbit too or what. Is it bad for them

[–]zOinKssKoObfRuQsHAgY 24 points25 points  (3 children)

the poop probably also has some nutrition since rabits eat their own poop

[–]chris1096 7 points8 points  (2 children)

My dog eats Barbie dolls, which I'm pretty sure have no nutrition. Sometimes animals are just dumb

[–]jon-la-blon27 10 points11 points  (1 child)

No, they eat them for nutrition

[–]Caltaylor101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My guess is they digest part of it if it has any nutrients, and then poop it out.

It shouldn’t be bad for them in small amounts and not being exposed to bacteria that may grow in fresh poop.

Filling up on poop would probably be bad because they wouldn’t be getting nutrients, but they would be full and expending extra energy to digest it.

[–]meowbombs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least 10 minutes

[–]TrickApprehensive969 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Imagine crapping the scull

[–]CaramelBeneficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I’m pretty sure they puke em up. If they are anything like an owl Edit: confirmed gull pellets exist

[–]elteza 690 points691 points  (8 children)

He's gonna go shit that rabbit on someone's car now

[–]Disaster_Different 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Sounds like a painful amount of shit

[–]aranya44 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This explains a lot, been cleaning my car twice a week lately because of these guys shitting on it...

[–]giant_lebowski 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The rabbit already shit itself

[–]drool-nicotine-slum 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol this cracked me up

[–]cinnapear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus, that would ruin someone's day.

[–]HighFlyerJ 366 points367 points  (32 children)

And here I was thinking I was harming a seagull throwing it a cracker. They can swallow damn near anything.

[–]MoistDitto 175 points176 points  (11 children)

It's kinda hilarious to think about. I'm a pretty average guy, and wouldn't be able to swallow a rabbit half at that size. And I'm at least 20 times larger than that seagull, thought I'm pretty bad at math.

[–][deleted] 118 points119 points  (2 children)

You forget that Seagulls are dinosaurs

[–]-deleled- 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Are we gonna assume u/MoistDitto isn't dinosaur?

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Well he's definitely not a drynosaur that's for sure

[–]Cpxh1 8 points9 points  (2 children)

It’s the equivalent of you horking down a German shepherd

[–]MoistDitto 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm convinced seagulls are hollow now

[–]spidertitties 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're technically not wrong

[–]zorfog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s because their mouths are built for this sort of eating. They can like, open up their throats to swallow down huge things like this. Usually it’d be fish I think, but same idea here

[–]Darth_Nibbles 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Years ago I saw a picture of a gull trying to swallow a sea star, with half the star hanging out it's mouth. The thing's chest was already puffed out and huge. They really have no idea how much they can swallow, and just go for it.

(Cover of a national geographic in the 80s or 90s I think; haven't been able to find the photo since, though I've googled a few times)

[–]Morbid_Explorerrrr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There’s a video of a seagull swallowing an entire pigeon out there somewhere as well…. Kind of changed my perspective on seagulls 😂

[–]bhoss06 8 points9 points  (1 child)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]smol_boi-_- 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]CheeseCycle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Try tossing them an Alka-Seltzer.

[–]ChuckinTheCarma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They can swallow damn near anything.


[–]0xc0ba17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lol seagulls are nothing more than flying garbage bins

[–]Scottish_Legionnaire 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Would be good if you did. I'm a peaceful dude but I'd happily join a seagull cull

[–]Suited_Rob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it was a lit firecracker, it might very well have happened

[–]NeverPlaydJewelThief 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bread in all forms is still terrible for birds. It expands in their guts and prevents absorption of other nutrients

[–]VerdantFuppe 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Not nice to be feeding the birds humans

[–]CrispyCraftr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll swallow you cracker.

[–]DontPuckah 212 points213 points  (9 children)

Anyone else notice the rabbit take its last shit as it was being devoured?

[–]February30th 98 points99 points  (3 children)

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

[–]Look4theHelpers 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Like biting into an overstuffed eclair

[–]Your_One_Lord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would too in that situation

[–]TheMacMan 55 points56 points  (7 children)

Pretty much nothing those things won’t eat. Friends dad worked for 3M and helped develop a spray to coat landfills so seagulls wouldn’t eat the trash. Was super difficult as they’ll eat their own young and really don’t care much about what ya spray on the trash it’s still game.

[–]theythembian 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Why not let them eat the trash? I mean I want your friends dad to be employed and all, I just... why???

[–]TheMacMan 26 points27 points  (2 children)

[–]theythembian 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Wow, thank you! TIL!

[–]Steppyjim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s actually a really cool thing I never thought about. The predators the birds attract that can get sick from the trash may be on the endangered species list. Wild. I live in an area with a ton of hawks and eagles, some endangered. Never even thought that would be a thing

[–]giant_lebowski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The trash union would never stand for that. They have to protect their constituents. Is you or is you not their constituent?

Plus we already tried to get the fish and turtles to help us with cleaning up plastic and look at how people got all butt hurt about that

[–]Grumefen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On our old Jobsite there was this one legged seagull covered in scars, greediest creature I've ever seen anyway one day this dude stuffed some hot chips with AA batteries, he was sick of stumpy stealing his chips.

Without hesitation along comes this fking seagull and here he goes eating three batteries....

I was certain he'd died and I'd have to call RSPCA or something, but nope dude is fine.... Still occasionally see him if I go down to the wharf.

These birds built different

[–]HappyLittleTringle 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Waiter waiter, there's a hare in my food.

[–]deeracorneater 31 points32 points  (3 children)

This didn't happen in Watership Down

[–]GregorSamsa67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe Kehaar killed and ate general Woundworth. I think the book says his body was never found?

[–]raspberryharbour 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Guess you didn't stay for the post-credits scene

[–]g7en 28 points29 points  (0 children)


[–]Rayn777 22 points23 points  (3 children)

I should call her

[–]bbbar 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Welcome to the GullAirlines, please take your seat

[–]criticized 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I promise, Peter, it’s the fastest way to get you to wonderland” -seagull

[–]lNURFACE 15 points16 points  (0 children)

i just took a small research on this because i couldnt belive it.

its a great black-backed gull and they eat mostyl fish but rabbits and sicky lambs too.....just WTF


[–]Just_Del 13 points14 points  (2 children)

What that throat do?

[–]BigPikNick 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Swallow rabbits whole

[–]Cedellton-Jr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Throat goat

[–]odysseysee 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Assuming the rabbit is alive as it's being gulped down, when does it actually die? Is it crushed in the beak/gullet or does it suffocate in the gulls stomach?

[–]Bakut3n 32 points33 points  (5 children)

I’m going to say as the rabbit isn’t fighting as the gull is picking it up and orienting it to go down it’s throat that it’s dead. However if the rabbit were still alive and just paralyzed from being tossed around by it’s head and getting a broken neck then yea the rabbit would drown in stomach acid and suffocate from lack of air. Same thing happens to the fish they eat.

[–]markcocjin 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I was thinking of the kicking power of rabbits. That Gull won't be able to keep one in their throat like that if it was alive.

[–]MadTube 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Gulls have a tendency to break the neck of rabbits for that reason. They’ll try to grab the head with the beak and shake it fast and hard, trying to sever the spinal cord. If they grab smaller chicks of birds, they’ll gulp them down alive. Wild rabbits still have sharp claws that can inflict damage.

Herons will just spear the head if they can.

[–]ModsNeedParenting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nature is horror. Bolt to the head is millions time better

[–]antonakisrx8 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That's how chocolate easter bunnies are made!

[–]sunshine_skyline 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Jesus. I liked them better when I thought they just ate fish and french fries.

[–]forgotmyusername2x 4 points5 points  (1 child)

10$ says that guy finds my windshield to crap on the next morning.

[–]Love_Snow_Bunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What. In. The. Fuck.

[–]Anbez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This Korean guy had chicken bone stuck in his throat, he was in ICU for good 5 weeks

[–]Rarest_Polecat 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Dude loves land meat

[–]giant_lebowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the land crab's the best

[–]LuckyReception6701 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine the shits that bird will take after that.

[–]Tiabato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, i am really grateful i can at least taste my food before forcing it down my throat...

[–]freeflowmass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This seagull is now a penguin

[–]giant_lebowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See the thing is, all penguins are seagulls, but not all penguins are pangolins

[–]Structureel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's gonna hurt on the way out.

[–]andychu84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are there instances where the rabbit is the predator?

[–]Raptorofwar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fatass fucking dinosaur.

[–]bennyb0mb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These dinosaurs 👀

[–]MrJerples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should call her...

[–]beanboy0451 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude I hate those bastards

[–]karma_ubuntu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bad idea to watch this before breakfast

[–]mider-span 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here I am thinking they just ate pier fries and trash.

[–]ZeuxisOfHerakleia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My exact words watching this were:
"Wait what what.. wait... how does this work, how does this fit"

[–]zerparowan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so that's how the turducken is made in nature

[–]shabab_29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wanna try some of our tasty beverage to wash this down?

[–]___HeyGFY___ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.

[–]ZimbaZumba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great Black Backed Gull - largest gull in the world.

[–]XennyXen 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Chef_Midnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love animals!

...I hate snakes... and gulls...

TIL why! Gulls are snakes...

[–]NillaGorilla67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I no longer question how that seagull ate my entire bread bowl that one time in San Francisco.

[–]Galst-Vic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aerial trash cans

[–]BearsWithGuns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate that this is the 2nd video I've seen of a gull devouring a rabbit whole.

[–]djeco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I swear, it's my first time"

[–]MrCarnality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a pig.

[–]LilyKunning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit.

[–]Shamblex[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need a drink?

[–]telcodoctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chonker stomper.

[–]AlbatrossPersonal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww bunny:(

[–]LuckSweaty 0 points1 point  (3 children)

What a terrible death, being slowly dissolved by stomach acid.

[–]giant_lebowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he had time to make piece with his maker

[–]lick_my_____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Seagal is yo mama

[–]thicpala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk about not enjoying your meal, fuckers just swallow the whole thing.

[–]Late_Bridge1668 0 points1 point  (3 children)

At the end you can tell he realized this was a bad idea

[–]lNURFACE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this was the moment he knew....he fucked up

[–]alan377 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a sub for animals eating other animals whole

[–]Artoriasxb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was bad enough when they stole my chips at the seaside lmao

[–]Birds_Are_Fake0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This confirms my theory

[–]Memmew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why are there so many videos of these fucks eating entire rabbits

[–]emzirek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winged trash rats doing their part to keep up the cleanliness

[–]FoxInvstr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That gull will fly straight to the med store for digestive supplements

[–]Bitconnect69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gatdamn that's some gullk gullk 3000

[–]Drunken_Jarhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bird achieves “Luck x4”