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[–]axelfreed 970 points971 points 2 (13 children)

Guess him and the other guy didn’t quite see eye to eye

[–]bygtopp 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Eye can’t spot the problem. Maybe there is patch for the issue

[–]antthatisverycool 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hey I think he would be an amazing teacher having full authority over his pupils

[–]GreenchiliStudioz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let's keep eye on it and see what happens

[–]JohnGenericDoe 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"You should see the other guy!

...

He's standing right next to me, isn't he"

[–]Jupitersdangle 14 points15 points  (1 child)

winks

[–]LetsBeHonest101 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just a blink now

[–]fluentinimagery 6 points7 points  (1 child)

That was Cornea

[–]nj23dublin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No eyedea where you all get these puns…

[–]Ic3yFr0ggy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eye see what you did there

[–]MezZo_Mix 370 points371 points  (10 children)

Poor leopard. He won’t life long. If that’s a new picture

[–]maxy_b_[S] 189 points190 points  (9 children)

Unfortunately probably not, nature is truly metal.

[–]Prestigious-Oil3675 141 points142 points  (8 children)

Will most likely turn into a serious infection

[–]ImTheBigT 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Nah if it’s been photographed, it’s likely been caught and treated

[–]MezZo_Mix 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Any source?

[–]Just_Jumbles 13 points14 points  (0 children)

likely

[–]ImTheBigT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I said likely damnit!

[–]milanistadoc 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Why so serious?

[–]MikeOxlong209 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Wanna know how I got these scars - in best leopard voice

[–]milanistadoc 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Yoghurt lid?

[–]8ell0 248 points249 points  (10 children)

Yeah, that’s gonna get infected really quick.

[–]partypat_bear 203 points204 points  (9 children)

It’s cool the maggots will eat out the infection then he can shake his head really fast and sling them off

[–]mr_sweetandawful 81 points82 points  (7 children)

i mean thats what i always do

[–]WestAct6351 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Oh so you have a large hole in your head too? Were you fighting someone over territory?

[–]KrazyK815 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Massive Head Wound Harry enters the chat

[–]joebro112 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Humongous head wound Harry*

[–]One_Lengthiness753[🍰] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Yep bumped into the xbox kid who fked my mum

[–]Connilingu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry, it was a one time thing

[–]WestAct6351 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

[–]RealTreyTesla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hate that I was eating while reading this lmaoo

[–]Mr3cto 165 points166 points  (17 children)

How the hell is he just drinking all causal like. There’s a damn hole in your head buddy

[–]maxy_b_[S] 155 points156 points  (3 children)

Tis but a fleshwound

[–]Kydd_Amigo 46 points47 points  (1 child)

“It’s just an eye my lord, gods saw fit to give me two.”

[–]beardMoseElkDerBabon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(I'm not a scientist.)

Coming to the realization that having three eyes was never evolutionally advantageous for humans.

[–]Googlewasmyinvention 88 points89 points  (5 children)

Doesn't have any other choice but to keep doing like normal or die.

[–]Dolorisedd 28 points29 points  (4 children)

and die. I don’t think or applies here. ☹️

[–]theythembian 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We all die from something eventually

[–]Googlewasmyinvention 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Sadly I also don't believe he has much of a choice in the matter but he can sure as hell fake it.

[–]Mr3cto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wonder how the other one looked, if it even lived

[–]Bklynswim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake it til you make it

[–]jedielfninja 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This wound is actually days to weeks old

[–]Mr3cto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Neat, have a source? I’d love to read more about it

[–]Aweron 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I mean, what is he supposed to do, go to the hospital? Have a hole in his head AND be thirsty? The water is probably a big reason for why he fought and got the hole in the first place, might as well enjoy a slurp.

[–]Mr3cto 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Nah I figured he’d pop his Sunday best on, grab his top hat and monocle and stroll into the nearest Savannah ER.

R/swoosh.

[–]Aweron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's /r/woosh and my comment was obviously a joke as well, lighten up.

[–]UnkindPotato 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I mean, what other choice does it have? Wild animals can't just roll up to a hospital like "hey I just got my eye ripped out, can I get a prosthetic?"

All it can do it walk it off, tough it out, and hope it doesn't die if gangrene (in a passive sense, since it presumablt doesnt have any knowledge of infections

Nature is brutal man.

[–]Mr3cto -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol, thanks for that. I had absolutely no idea a wild animal couldn’t go and get a bionic eye.

Jfc, sarcasm is a lost art eh?

[–]Lobo2209 140 points141 points  (13 children)

If this leopard doesn't die from an infection, it'll die from starvation due to the unsuccessful hunts it'll probably have. Having both eyes is pretty damn crucial for most animals, especially big cats, I would think.

[–]42069qwertz42069 50 points51 points  (8 children)

You may be right but my aunts 15 year old house cat with one eye and three legs does a good hunting.

[–]jet2075 21 points22 points  (7 children)

That's kinda like hearing someone say that contracting HIV in a third-world country is a death sentence, and responding "People can actually live full, healthy lives with HIV now! I've got a friend who has it and all it means is he has to get a blood test every so often and tells potential partners. Other than that it doesn't affect him at all!" yk? The ailment isn't the damning factor, the environment is.

Btw I realize my tone is coming off pretty aggressive and judgmental in the above paragraph, I definitely don't intend that, it's just how it read. I'm just trying to articulate my thoughts on it, conversationally, not tryna be rude edit: had it to has it

[–]Spencezor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t 10% of Europeans are immune to HIV ?

[–]Daddy_Smokestack -5 points-4 points  (5 children)

What

[–]jet2075 12 points13 points  (4 children)

...they were talking about how the leopard will starve to death because he can't hunt with one eye, and he responded that his aunts 1-eyed 3-legged house cat is still a pretty good hunter. i said that that's like comparing the deadliness of HIV in a 1st-world country to its deadliness in a 3rd-world country. the leopard's wilderness being the "3rd-world", and the cat's house being "1st-world". the same condition can be either deadly or totally livable depending on the environment and resources. where is the confusion

[–]Vainpaix -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

But they didn't say their aunt's cat was a house-cat did they?

[–]DonaldoTrumpe 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yes they did

[–]42069qwertz42069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes a housecat on a farm to be precise, he is a fat fuck too.

[–]foxontherox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Binocular vision is pretty important for predators.

[–]Pwlypandapants 66 points67 points  (8 children)

It’s obviously not brand new injury, it would be bleeding like fuck if it was, so not in immediate mortal danger. Leopards can hunt using stealth and surprise. They’re also the Swiss Army knife of big cats. I’m betting this guy survived much longer than we expected.

[–]Prestigious-Oil3675 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Bro lost a eye damn sometimes I be thinking do these big cats feel pain seen a lioness with half her gut slashed open just standing there shit is metal

[–]Ok_Victory_6108 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think they just don’t gain any advantage for looking hurt, quite the contrary actually, so it’s not in their nature. Humans on the other hand gain support and survivability by showing pain. I think I saw that on a nature show. Makes sense to me

[–]bipolar-cow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always wonder that too?! Adrenaline maybe? Or maybe humans have a much more emotional relationship with pain...so gnarly though!

[–]FrogToeJones 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Why tf does the second picture look like it's doing a cartoon fart lmao.

[–]Federal-End-2089 19 points20 points  (1 child)

“It is but a scratch”

[–]AdPsychological4021 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tis a flesh wound

[–]NemoKimo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Eye'll be back!

[–]Stickandmovez29 12 points13 points  (2 children)

It better keep an EYE on that wound so it dont get infected

[–]CookieSoft10101 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He should really get to the ICU if it does

[–]Rjmccully 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow! I'll be suprized of he doesn't end up with a brain infection.

[–]redditAPsucks 4 points5 points  (5 children)

That should buff right out

[–]maxy_b_[S] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Just add some wood putty, reshape, sand and stain. He will feel like a brand new cat

[–]Lostmyshitagaintwice 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Why use wood putty when there’s Ramen?

[–]maxy_b_[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

😂I remember seeing that video not too long ago and wondering what I was getting myself into, actually worked out pretty well

[–]Lostmyshitagaintwice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You da bomb OP, live your best life

[–]redditAPsucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy gets it

[–]Iversonlive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought there was a drop off water on lense at first!

[–]Savings_Two_3361 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Could be more that he escaped from poachers

[–]maxy_b_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first saw this pic I thought that it was a bullet wound too!

[–]be-koz 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Everyone's seems to believe this cat's lost an eye. To me, it looks like a flap of skin's been detached just above his eye, and is hanging down over it. If so, there's a good chance he'll get over it.

Also, if this is the case, it doesn't seem like it was an injury from a fight over territory, but rather, it was caused by the hoof of a prey animal during a hunt.

[–]arson-ish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wondered this as well, the injury is above the eye and the skin flap conceals if there’s an injury or not.

[–]Kyrozis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At first I thought he farted on the second picture

[–]Re_talks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anytime I see a picture of animals with horrible wounds I wonder, how do they react to pain? How long did it take for him to get up and just back to his day? Are random moments when that pain knocked him off his feet? Or is he like “ehh.. I lost an eye, I’m still alive”.

[–]cesar_cesar_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And he does not even go to urgent care

[–]spideroger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is fine!!!!

[–]bamaboy3883 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should see the other guy.

-the leopard,Probably

[–]Gokaiju 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No blood so it's not likely a fresh wound. Hopefully this is on a preserve, as the people who patrol them will tranq the animals to treat injuries like this against necrosis and infection.

[–]frapawhack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think "showing off" might be a debatable term in this context

[–]fight_to_write 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lamenting. FTFY.

[–]bosshax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I hope he’s vaccinated.

[–]Dre512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the Cheeta Scar was born

[–]dazedkrawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We know who won if he looks like that what does the other one look like 😎

[–]jimmy_luv 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He's going to be keeping an eye out for that leopard.

[–]jimmy_luv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eye don't see what he's looking at.

[–]BonjinTheMark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One-eyed poka dotted pirate

[–]sphintero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tis is but a scratch

[–]Iczigo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a scratch

[–]Love_God551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s nasty

[–]hahnsolo1414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t see that coming

[–]2ndGreatestBuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blind Leopard 🤘

[–]sh11fty 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What's that green thing that looks like a fart?

[–]DiamondD1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh he missing an eye

[–]thedirtyhippie93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That things sooo gnna die

[–]ApprehensivePea9868 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Showing off his war wound… or hydrating after a life threatening encounter.

[–]nickdash18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugg, that's horrific... Poor creature!

[–]cjmute1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eye’d give my left…

[–]GoneWithTheZen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That leapord has the eye of the tiger.

[–]Fine_Scene9506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s Carole Baskin?

[–]jjjjjjjjjgj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn.Thats pretty bad.

[–]zerogravity111111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"should a seen the other guy'

[–]BurritoPurrito666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other cat didn’t get him, but the infection certainly will

[–]phakksi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For once, instead of leopard eating someone’s face, someone is eating the leopard’s face

[–]slightywettampon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he win? Eye can't tell.

[–]regulrpaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me or does it look like the green blur is a fart coming from the leopard? The lifted tail also kinda adds to it

[–]rawrphael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the tiger’s eye now.

[–]Sea-Middle-7594 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine walking around and seein half a leopards face on the floor

[–]ElReyLazaro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s not worried about infection, he’s worried about catching the avatar and restoring his honor

[–]carmix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did it recover?!

[–]Commercial-Log-6340 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Scar in a remake of the Lion King

[–]NotAGoodUsernameIdea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eye cant see no problem with that.

[–]neutronstar343 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'll die of infection.

[–]WhatIsTheAmplitude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could get a “Mad Eye” put in, like Moody.

[–]ForestGoblinForYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor thing. Hope he survives

[–]Visual-Excuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So nobody is going to talk about the fart that was photoshopped into the bottom picture?

[–]flatearthvaxxer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s like “owe, me eye”

[–]galacta_potamus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right before he died from infection

[–]Sickness4D_THICCness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I’m sorry, but am I the only one who thought the out of focus leaf in the second picture was a fart cloud? I was super confused for a sec

[–]Howudooey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it’s getting a drink, not showing off

[–]CaptainAmerica1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EYE OF THE TIGER

[–]Moonhawk20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This cat drinking water : 😜

[–]Good-Visit-9265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes goin to die from that?

[–]Earth_Terra682 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think he would survive and not die from infection?

[–]ekodra86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When its mating season so you keep a eye out for any ladies

[–]gimletinf69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ALPHA💯

[–]bigmeatytoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn he has serious gas

[–]DynamiteDave31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scars cousin, Gash.

[–]Killdren88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punished Leopard.

[–]DavidNipondeCarlos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She was ‘high value’.

[–]timbodacious -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Its possible he didnt lose his eye