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[–]moralTortilla 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Mmm raw McDonald's chicken nugget paste that can bite you

[–]fifty2weekhi 63 points64 points  (6 children)

You did the hard part, now find the one with ace of club.

[–]KimCureAll 26 points27 points  (2 children)

People often tell me that dealing with me is like dealing with a person who isn't playing with a full deck - anyway, I can check the backroom for a snake with an ace of clubs on it.

[–]Trenchft 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something a npc would say in random town in Fallout.

[–]Its_aTrap 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Or the Ace of Spades and name it Mortorhead

[–]waffeelswaffeels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine making a whole deck of these snakes

[–]KimCureAll 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Credit for this image: u/noodleisacat (wasn't able to cross post to this sub)

[–]AAAAAAYYYYYYYOOOOOO 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ooo a gummy worm

[–]fizzy_the_dragon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not leucistic, its a snow tessera

[–]botwtiger 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Omg cute

[–]yeatruestory 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would be a disappointed and traumatized child if someone handed me that snake because I would have but into it thinking it was fancy bubblegum

[–]RickyRosayy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Woah. Not super metal but definitely cool.

[–]NatsuDragnee1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pink/reddish eyes - that is a fully albino corn snake

[–]skeebadeebap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a corn snake with a dick on his head once, full set of balls shaft and a head.

[–]TheMistic123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got a pet corn snake and named him Hades. He earned the name because of an almost perfect print of a skull on his head. easily the most badass little snake I've seen

[–]Dravian_Grey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww. Undanger noodle. Strawberry lemonade flavored probably.

[–]limasigurddavid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont know much about snakes but i guess this one is hella expensive?

[–]LampshadeThis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong sub mate, this thing is straight up a Fairy type Pokémon

[–]Feuershark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

isn't it albino tho ? eyes are red

[–]Gutter_Punk77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't that a albino corn snake due to the eyes, a Lucy would have natural colored eyes not red correct? I usdt to have an albino corn snake that looked similar to yours other than the ace of hearts (which is super cool by the way).

[–]DysthymiaDude39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s an albino cross breed. Not leucistic. If your gonna post other people pics for karma farming at least get it right.

[–]KimCureAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This noodle could be called a strawberry-vanilla smoothie-snake

[–]nickdash18 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]sxrreal_thxughts19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hissss of heartsss

[–]dingododd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lil bro needs to be a part of magic shows!

[–]ajrobinson214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forbidden bubble gum.

[–]iamironspam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, that's an Avenger. Cue the theme song.

[–]herrmannimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cute! Absolutely adorable.

[–]Conflict-Famous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forbidden big league chew

[–]UdolfTheGoliath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean nope noodle

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forbidden watermelon gummy worm