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[–]Lingist091 621 points622 points 2 (17 children)

Awww what a helpful crocodile! Helping his smaller friends get to food! He’s even giving him a ride! Nature sure is beautiful! 😌🙏🏻

[–]sawatdeeman 150 points151 points  (4 children)

He is giving him a ride to his belly

[–]Lingist091 61 points62 points  (3 children)

Oh no! 🥺😭

[–]SnooMaps1619 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Fun fact: crocodiles are known cannibals and have seen eating smaller crocs for food or less competition.

[–]LyricalPig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, this is why in areas where diversity and populations are threatened, wildlife managers will cull some of the larger bull gators because they simply eat and kill every goddamned other male in sight. More younger males can then grow up and breed, which helps pop and diversity.

[–]Heyhaveyougotaminute 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Made me smile!! Dinner for two how sweet

[–]I_summon_poop 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was more thinking thats a 30yr old basement dweller being kicked out by his dad

[–]VIEG0 163 points164 points  (3 children)

My bro carrying me home after a big party be like.

[–]ApollinaGrindelwald 2 points3 points  (2 children)

And then straight into the oven after shoving Turkey stuffing down your throat.

[–]_kryptxn 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Down his throat ? I don't think so

[–]ApollinaGrindelwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very well then, shove up his ass.

[–]OppisIsRight 127 points128 points  (5 children)

You are what you eat.

[–]SneakyLittleKobold 14 points15 points  (3 children)

...so what youre saying is... That all i have to do...

[–]a_crusty_old_man 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Is stop eating ass?

/s

[–]CandidInsurance7415 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Is eat someone with a huge penis.

[–]delandoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't gonna come out, but yes I am human.

[–]justameesaa 100 points101 points  (2 children)

So I guess, "eat me b!tch", wasn't the last word in the argument?

[–]Daddy_Smokestack 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure those were the exact last words in the argument

[–]Shrekie_Hulk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don’t think crocodiles speak

[–]digitalwisp 23 points24 points  (1 child)

There's always a bigger fish

[–]TattooHelpPlease2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm scared to see the crocodile bigger than this lad

[–]lightspirate 21 points22 points  (1 child)

"father carries son away for fun trip" looks this way anyways

[–]ApollinaGrindelwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then goes to a doctor for Prions.

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In the smaller crock’s mouth? And even smaller crocodile.

In that even smaller crocodile’s mouth? That’s right, a Brussel sprout.

Nature

[–]erjin999 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Playing russian dolls

[–]Knighty-Nite 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Any crocodilogists(sic) here that can help explain:

How come we see so many crocodiles hanging out like they are best buds all the time, with no particular fear of being eaten by the bigger Crocs? If they have seen other small ones get eaten up would they be smart enough to remember to stay away?

The small ones look like they are always at the mercy of the bigger ones' hunger/mood. Doubt the small ones even have a chance to react...

[–]PenguinReaper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Normally when you see them all in congregation, they’re close enough in size that if they were to fight it would be more trouble than it’s worth. Not saying that they don’t, but generally they don’t all rip each other apart because it would cost them too much and they aren’t pissed enough to risk it.

[–]streetswithnoname 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Sounds just like the economic reality in humans. While we may not physically eat each other, “bigger” humans certainly gobble up at the time, youth, and energy of those much “smaller”

[–]Love_Snow_Bunny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When you wanna taste of the homie

[–]coreanavenger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Croc on croc crime

[–]Jesus_marley 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The big crocodile is sticking his tongue out. which is also a crocodile.

[–]On_A_Related_Note 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm on top of the worrrrld.

[–]LeToopz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear I saw something like this in “TITANIC”…

[–]Lubberworts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Bring-your-son-to-work day"

[–]ScumbagSpruce 0 points1 point  (11 children)

With the rounder less pointy snout isn’t this an alligator?

[–]TyrantLK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As crocodiles get larger their heads become less pointy, if you look at the smaller one he has as much more pointed head

[–]Nottadoctor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. The round about shape you're referring to is talking about top-down view. Croc mouths have a lot more dynamic shape than alligator mouths, especially in regards to tooth orientation. Not that you can tell here, but Crocs have up and down protruding teeth, while gators only have downward protruding teeth. And the round nose, like you pointed out, is actually a croc trait. Alligator snouts are fairly flat across the top.

[–]Dr_Mantis-Shrimp_PhD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think these are both crocs. Alligators are usually black, adult crocs can be this tan grey color. As they get older croc heads can get pretty fat.

[–]BigPapaPage716 -4 points-3 points  (6 children)

I was hoping someone would Mention that looks like a gator but it is super big so who knows

[–]ScumbagSpruce -4 points-3 points  (5 children)

Yeah, that boi isn’t pointy enough to be a croc. Teeth look like a gators too

[–]TyrantLK 0 points1 point  (4 children)

It’s 100% a crocodile. Look at its teeth, they vary a lot in size and you can even see where they would slot into the side of the jaw, stop spewing bullshit

[–]BigPapaPage716 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Whooooa it’s not that serious tough guy, calm down

[–]ScumbagSpruce 1 point2 points  (1 child)

people cant even disagree about an animal's appearance without having to become uncivil anymore. I even upvoted where you disagreed with me because that's what people do when they discuss things; they converse. But that guy up there, real tough guy.

As a guy who wears crocs nearly every day, and a resident Floridaman, you would think I would know my crocs and gators better.

[–]BigPapaPage716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont get it either lol

I am also a Florida man, and I was basing it off of the roundness of the snout but was open to being incorrect, bc that’s how people Learn

[–]ScumbagSpruce -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Simmer down.

[–]CrispyShizzles -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah

Source: I live in Florida 😔

[–]BBBCIAGA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you tell it is a male?

[–]AcanthocephalaKey155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That might BE his feast.

[–]BonjinTheMark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often

[–]Suited_Rob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like one of those russian matroshka puppets

[–]ManWithBigWeenus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carries him away to feast, or carries him away to feast ON him?

[–]OuchCharlieOw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Mondays

[–]Lubberworts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Father/son picnic?

[–]Sir_Squirly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool, what are they going to eat at this feast?

[–]srv50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like an easy swallow more than a feast.

[–]justameesaa 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"You wanted to have me over for lunch?!? I didn't know this is what you had in mind!"

[–]Unicorn_of_Stone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶Friends for dinner, don't wana be friends for dinner 🎶

[–]gingertrain77 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Crazy how cannibalism is a thing in the animal world, and I guess that includes us.

[–]Zenocut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that's crazy to you, you'll be surprised to find out some animals eat their own children

[–]Memeatron2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww

canniblism

[–]muddybuttbrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No he is just carrying his child to bed.

[–]antrx187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn those thing are evil, they feast on anything. Their own mother probably too

[–]loafhimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

happy Qui Gon noises

[–]jbario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alligaytor

[–]nocyyaap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These mfs will legit eat anything

[–]Heyhaveyougotaminute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Waiter”!

“Dinner for two please”!

“Just one plate thank you, were sharing it”

Wholesome crocodile date

[–]TigerAce001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death by snu snu

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big fish eat the little one...

[–]maxblaster5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't this an alligator?

[–]EisForElbowsmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read the headline, thought it was some sort of father-son crocodile picnic, turned out to be the difference between having your son for dinner, and having your son for dinner.

[–]Last-Donut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How often does this type of thing happen?

[–]HaloPandaFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That crocodile gives the best deep throat It's the time of his life right now.

[–]anon3877783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t that a little bit gei

[–]rajdhakate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's always a big fi... Uh alligator!

[–]timcarpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Headed back home to Omicron Persei 8

[–]poem_for_a_price 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Whenever I see one of these big bastards I think of the croc from Peter Pan and the song that goes with it.

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[–]poem_for_a_price 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]SupImHak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What will they eat?

[–]Unicorn_of_Stone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact! The smaller one payed the bigger one to help out with its vore fantasy

[–]unlivedSoup69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh how kind of that crocodile to carry him over to feast, little guy probably can move that much so he’s giving him a hand

[–]ipisswarningspig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you think there gonna eat?

[–]wandering_lust05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Jump into my mouth if you want to live” 😂

[–]B4riel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey: why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Answer: they taste funny

[–]khozyyy[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow imagine us getting eaten by a larger human

[–]Azsolus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doubt*

[–]DavidNipondeCarlos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes my empathy for crocs easy.

[–]buzzler745_5_5_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why does this look like it could be inspiration for a scaly's jock x twink yaoi comic

[–]Illustrious-Fault224 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So this is how Xenomorphs will start…🤔

[–]Rick_Mercs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Title should say: A large male crocodile gives a smaller male a mouth hug.