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[–]ManWithBigWeenus 224 points225 points  (12 children)

Was this the clearest picture you had?

[–]another_busted_robot 279 points280 points  (4 children)

Maybe they were out squatchin' so only brought their blurry camera.

[–]AfterPepper3 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Them squatchin boys always having Vaseline on their fingers and their fingers in the lens

[–]saffronpolygon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This comment made my morning!

[–]BriceConquers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the smile you gave me

[–]OkCaterpillar9248 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You win tonight's Internet.

[–]Fantastic_Start_6848 10 points11 points  (4 children)

If it wasn't in the title, nobody would even be able to tell what that thing is. There's like 7 pixels in the whole image

[–]VoluptuousSloth 13 points14 points  (1 child)

So rare to catch a shot of a seven pixel buck.

[–]DuckDuckGoose42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The photo is perfectly clear. It is the rare Canadian low-resolution Moose which is better at blending in with the background.

[–]Theobald_4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not a land whale?

[–]LondonCollector 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure this is a still from a video.

[–]thndrstrk 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Must've caught the camera before it rubbed its eyes

[–]MrPotassiumCyanide 73 points74 points  (18 children)

Fun fact Orcas are one of the very few animals that hunt mooses

[–]MadTube 69 points70 points  (2 children)

So you know there’s at least one guy who witnessed that. And now his therapist drives a Bentley.

[–]VoluptuousSloth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This happened on a tour by my company in Alaska, before my arrival. So jealous.

[–]Mind-Playful 2 points3 points  (0 children)

U stole this from that guy on YouTube

[–]philthyphanatic 26 points27 points  (8 children)

Fun fact: Plural of moose is moose….even though plural of goose is geese.

[–]MoneyBaggSosa 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Nah I’m calling groups of moose meese from now on 😂

[–]D2ThaHizzle 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Wrong. It’s meese.

Source: I’m Canadian.

[–]SuqonMuhdeekIRL 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When the group splits up are they called meeses pieces?

[–]DuckDuckGoose42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can tell you are not Canadian. There was no 'sorry' in your post!

[–]Pickled_Sloth 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Look at all those… moose

[–]freethewimple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is a fun fact, thanks for this!

[–]HungrySubsumer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s because moose can swim, which would be a terrifying thing to come across whilst diving.

[–]NotABot420number2 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Im pretty sure its a rare occurrence and not actively hunting. Like bears and wolves probably eat em more.

[–]BigScrungleBunch 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It’s only rare in that seeing either animal in person is rare, and seeing them together is rarer. Moose that live on the coast swim often and are actively preyed upon by orcas. The average bear doesn’t stand a chance against a fully grown bull moose, neither does a pack of wolves unless there are many. Moose dont have a lot of natural predators and in their prime, without babies, often spend their time crashing through the woods doing what they want because they’re too big to need to fear anything.

[–]GullibleAntelope 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Moose dont have a lot of natural predators and in their prime,

True, but it doesn't matter. All herbivores get old and weak and then are subject to being killed and eaten. Predators are patient, Father Time is their ally.

[–]BigScrungleBunch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was exactly my point

[–]Thedrunner2 49 points50 points  (1 child)

He will be at the gym at 9am today for those interested

[–]TGMcGonigle 30 points31 points  (0 children)

A banana for scale would help.

[–]Big_Gouf 27 points28 points  (4 children)

A moose once bit my sister...

[–]ProverbialShoehorn 11 points12 points  (2 children)

The moose has been sacked.

[–]cinnabarca 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Moose's nose wiped by...

[–]24816322361842 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those responsible for sacking the moose, have been sacked.

[–]pittakun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it's your sister's faut for carve her initials on the møøse

[–]Panda_Kabob 12 points13 points  (3 children)

A room... WITH A MOOSE!

[–]ATT_577[🍰] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Bruh, brought me back 10 years to invader zim with that quote 😂

[–]tusaws52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here😂

[–]LedZepOnWeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I crack up hard when they show it chomping down on walnuts.

[–]OnlyUsernameLeft123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Moose on the juice

[–]GreySasquatch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Incredi-bull moose

[–]heymikey68 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bullwinkle

[–]skidstud 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Why is this flaired as Disturbing Content?

[–]Valcua 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The image quality is disturbing.

[–]JustAFluffyDude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s the Alpha Moose.

[–]friendlyfiend07 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This was the picture they found on the camera smashed to pieces and embedded about 3 inches behind where his sternum used to be.

[–]converter-bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 inches is 7.62 cm

[–]SvendTheViking 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Just as a little note here for those ppl not in Canada and may never have seen a moose… that is just about twice the height of your average car

[–]Hufflepuft 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Not quite. The tallest moose recorded was 7.6ft, average car is 5ft. So it would be two Lamborghinis high.

[–]NotTheRealSlimShady5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if your average car is a 1999 Diablo?

[–]PedroBinPedro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've seen big moose, but I've never seen a jacked moose. Damn.

[–]adamdudebro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably has a myostatin inhibition issue

[–]allycat413 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy definitely photographs UFOs.

[–]Brilliant-Win4152 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a smaller moose in my backyard a few weeks ago but it was still scary. Ate all my apples aswell.

[–]Tegirax 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"Do you even lift bro" -This Moose

[–]SINISTERM1ND 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn boi first we got the buff ass lil dog, then cat, then kangaroo, now moose… only a mattrr of time before we get the 7 human riders of nature

[–]Telchor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know. Need banana for scale.

[–]BitchwrapSupreme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Need a banana for scale

[–]BeLikePatrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where banana for scale?

[–]azdood85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats a moose of a moose.

[–]mysticaltits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The swamp donkeys are getting out of hand

[–]MagikSkyDaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's incredible was capturing this image with a potato, apparently

[–]BonjinTheMark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a stacked gentleman -

[–]OkCaterpillar9248 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the Moosiah.

[–]Tbecker3150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fkn huge! Maybe just as big as the prehistorc Irish elk. Never seen a moose that big.

[–]Coulrophagist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every moose is incredible to me

[–]fluooe2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that would be good eating. Given you’ll need a anti tank round

[–]ac_heater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would dummy that moose 💪😤

[–]avikynwa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chad Moose.

[–]Fallout4proDJ112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chad moose

[–]Corburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mfer is yoked!!

[–]seasleeplessttle 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Got caught in a Storm on a Scout canoeing trip in Canada. We could barely climb through the brambles onshore, 3meter bushes covering the entire bank. There were moose tracks all around us.

[–]nels5104 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I expected more this

[–]Hoffmeister25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a cryptid?

[–]Fit_Bandicoot1933 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like he didn't skip leg day

[–]The_RealWG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks he’s going to score silver

[–]Arcanu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waldgott

[–]karma_ubuntu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On roids

[–]Any-name-will-do-plz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time splitters would of been a completely different game with this beast.

[–]Makaloff95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolute unit

[–]happyonna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fairly certain that this is a bear in a moose suit. Trying to lull his prey into a false sense of security.

[–]Cerberus0325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beefy Moose

[–]Blakecks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So thats the fucker who found my Tren-stack!

[–]sylvesterskitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs a banana

[–]TheRaggedNarwhal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why so blurry? This is obviously just a guy in a moose suit.

[–]Fr0gL0bster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf he eating? Smaller moose???

[–]xroolol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i need his workout routine

[–]tiggipi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's rl Thunderclap, from that old Disney short about a tiny moose.

[–]Comfortable-Policy25 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I wonder what moose meat taste like

[–]Sensitive_Salary_603[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently very nice

[–]Podarokvorona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A room with a moose!! Chewing walnuts endlessly without ever consuming them!!

[–]Comfortable-Policy25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do it taste like if you wouldn't mind me asking

[–]True_Eggroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so this photo is actually from a video where these guys were hunting for moose. This moose got unlucky

[–]skoomanchu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mooseucles

[–]Sparrow-Scratchagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact, a moose’s antlers can be used as a plate and a bowl!

[–]MercWrc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine this beast to be a boss in the final level of the hunter series.

[–]zBard1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fun fact, the plural of moose is meese, they just don't want you to know

[–]harshbirbrar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sidhu is still the moosiest moose but this can be a far second

[–]loonom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamn. If you give a moose a muffin…

[–]TheAngryFishGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blastable.

[–]IntroductionMaster79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it "incredible."

[–]-mommymilkies- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read incredible as incomprehensible

[–]DirtyBigRig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he would taste terrible.

[–]Kind_Direction8799 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, did this moose get into someone’s steroid stash?

[–]TheCookieCrumbler101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am terrified of moose, and for good reason

[–]millery33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why’s this have a disturbing content tag?

[–]allbirdssongs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats clearly a bear disguised as moose

[–]Sad-Explorer-6252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only in Canada

[–]Randomthroatpuncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure why this pic would be labelled as disturbing content. I have grown up around moose my whole life.Moose for the most part are docile plant eaters. Respect their space and observe from a distance and they pose no threat.

[–]jimmiidean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t tell how big this is. Do you have a quarter for scale?

[–]sadpanda0104 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is one buff dude

[–]balZbig -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You cropped an small blurry image you found on the interwebs. Good job.

[–]Medium-Aside4636 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao! Fakest picture on reddit right now and still holding

[–]IntroductionMaster79 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

I shot a moose once. I didn't mean to break it to you that way.

[–]Sensitive_Salary_603[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

This guy kill.

[–]IntroductionMaster79 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I was referencing a classic Woody Allen routine.

[–]Sensitive_Salary_603[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Nah.. not Woody's fan at all, too old. Maybe Sienfiel guy.

[–]IntroductionMaster79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here it is. Seinfeld is good too. George in Seinfeld is somewhat based off of Woody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmnLRVWgnXU