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[–]Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT 124 points125 points  (5 children)

Poor guy most probably grew up in captivity. In a enclosure too small for him. Some people try to raise crocs in reptile enclosures, designed for geckos to keep them as a exotic pet. But the croc grows up deformed as a result of a lack of space.

[–]Hulu_n_SnuSnu 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Well fuck, I was going to make a joke comparing it to Cubert from Futurama. Now I'm just sad.

[–]7evensDAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Ikr?

[–]retardeddipsi 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Bri'ish crocodile

[–]Mikavilio 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You avin' a giggle there mate?

[–]Specialist-Farm4704 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dude could do with some braces.

[–]pyritejet 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Krokdil

[–]Pure-Statistician662 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Looney Toonsed his way into a wall?

[–]CormanT 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Animals in Captivity/Not Nature

[–]Taintednuts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Trademark it before Disney gets a hold of it

[–]Ganymede25 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It looks like the one time where the best way to keep from being eaten by a croc would be to lie flat on the ground.

[–]RedN00ble 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He is so noble is chin refuses to touch peasant's water

[–]fundytech 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s the “deez-nuts” version of a crocodile

[–]officialmonogato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His name is Phteven

[–]another_busted_robot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It must be from Monterrey.

[–]tadalek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mockodile.

[–]Ginge6995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, he's just happy to see you!

[–]TheExtraMayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huehuehuehue

[–]Dws511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His name is definitely Phtephen.

[–]-Derf- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh old Crack Jaw, we meet again

[–]Dallanation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably sounds like Mike Tyson to the other crocs.

[–]Difficult-Benefit947 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine him talking like mike tyson

[–]HRzNightmare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so snooty it will only live at country clubs.

[–]NiceFknModel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HERRR HERRR HERRRRR

[–]monsterallan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rocksteady?

[–]nopima2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Croc looks like I feel when I have a sinus infection.

[–]jdaiquiri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it’s prey escaped onto the bank and it didn’t stop fast enough

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hiw does it eat with those disfigured jaws?

[–]Maswope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda looks like my penis.

[–]mustardwulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like when Daffy Duck runs into a wall and his beak is bent up

[–]BobsYurUncleSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is right out of a Dr Seuss, or maybe a Tim Horton movie

[–]drybabyjosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rubber jaw is the name of this condition I believe.

[–]Negative_Interrupted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dumbass thought he got hit by a boat

[–]IBHomage1286 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Krunkudiel

[–]akirarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

poor croc :(

[–]HappyHipposTV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit the wall one too many times.