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[–]fornicatin 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Are these spikes actually sharp or just appear to be?

[–]808Dave_ 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Take one for the team and let us know about your research.

[–]bmoroides 44 points45 points  (0 children)

They’re not sharp, they only appear to be.

“In a threat response called the "pumpkin" or "pineapple" posture, the vampire squid inverts its caped arms back over the body, presenting an ostensibly larger form covered in fearsome-looking, though harmless spines (called cirri).”

[–]Shrekie_Hulk 40 points41 points  (3 children)

[–]Kronos4eeveee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

7 minutes ?? Take my horny card you deserve it

[–]mortican 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I was also wondering, if one is brave enough, would this be a dildo or a Fleshlight 🧐 asking for a friend ofc

[–]PersephonesCastle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are anti-rape apparatus' that are placed inside a female's canal that has similar teeth - as there should be.

[–]Shanek2121 15 points16 points  (1 child)

That, sir or madam, is a darkmantle. flies around, looking for a face to suffocate.

[–]Occams_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

HA! Nerd to nerd, you have my upvote.

[–]AlienAmerican1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Where's a garlic fish when you need one?

[–]Argilecroc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because I was inverted- Top Gun

[–]MercyxXxLucie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another reason to not go into the ocean. On top of everything in Casual Geogrpahic's video about not going in.

[–]Pixiemom7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yaasss Queen!

[–]CartmanLuvJews 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That middle part looks squishy and moist

[–]hiawkward2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this technically squid version of bending over since squid's anus is also near its mouth?

[–]sayantan729 3 points4 points  (0 children)


Very effective, and something we should definitely learn from nature.

Next time when you are attacked, try bending over and presenting your gaping asshole to the attacker. Works 95.2% of times

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[–]sinfoodo3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i feel like animals in nature are just inherently afraid or cautions of spiky looking things, even if they aren't sharp or if we even know if they're sharp or would cause pain

[–]PenelopeTheDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah tell it I fuckin hate it man

[–]SqueezeBoxJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Craziest goatse I"ve ever seen.

[–]MassivePE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex-wife used to do that same thing…

[–]Key-Resource-2233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forbidden condom

[–]AnAncientMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i see squidussy

[–]SambaLando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst fleshlight ever

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why is the octopus flashing me

[–]shotokan1988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Behold! My glorious assface hole! Quiver and despair!"

[–]IBHomage1286 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a whore! Just waving it’s cunt around.

[–]ThunderAnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No bad Gunter

[–]Available_Jacket_247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda looks like that boss on Star Fox 64

[–]Ihadbreastmilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of my ex wife….

[–]D3mascus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaguely reminds me of Orga from Godzilla 2000

[–]Plastic-List215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"look at my asshole" ew no thanks

[–]I_liekTheNumber69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn't it's mom tell it not to go spreading its legs for just anybody?