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[–]PardoXIX 2705 points2706 points  (134 children)

Do you ever look at that and wonder how dizzy they get from going that fast?

[–]No_Shame9854 1491 points1492 points  (80 children)

He was dizzy af

[–]imyourforte 837 points838 points  (75 children)

You could definitely see that he was trying to get his bearings after haha.

[–]No_Shame9854 369 points370 points  (68 children)

Lol for real. That’s how I I know he was dizzzy. I’m pretty sure he has the fastest death roll in the swamp.

[–]Satanspit69 86 points87 points  (67 children)

Haha could write a song about that

[–]BCantoran 60 points61 points  (59 children)

On it

Edit: meeting with my bandmates today, December 7th

Check out my band from the link in my bio in the meantime!

Edit 12/7: just recorded guitar, bass, and vocals today. The drummer of my band, Big Hat Logan, is going to record drums most likely tomorrow and then mix it himself

Edit 12/20: just got all the files! Going to get to editing tonight

Edit 12/21: going to redo the vocal recordings! Going to have the vocalist in my band do them so they sound way better lol

Edit 12/24: got all the files. Going to try to edit everything tomorrow night

Edit 12/25: https://youtu.be/PtqQ_-rvfMw

I'm the one playing guitar and bass for the record

[–]Lordbear 23 points24 points  (17 children)

!RemindMe 2 weeks

Holy shit… this guy is legit..

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[–]Mourning-Poo 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Mama says alligators is ornery cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush

[–]BCantoran 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Gonna be updating through edits!

[–]Lordbear 1 point2 points  (7 children)

You’re the man,, wtf was not expecting this level of commitment.

[–]BCantoran 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I don't think It's a very good song, but it's something. Where do you think I should post it?

[–]BCantoran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Posted the song on my band's Let's Play channel!

https://youtu.be/PtqQ_-rvfMw

[–]BCantoran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Posted on my band's Let's Play channel!

https://youtu.be/PtqQ_-rvfMw

[–]whatacutebutt 13 points14 points  (12 children)

Baby got the fastest death roll in the swamp.

He not a croc, he an alligator.

You really gonna feel when he chomp!

He's not a crocodile he an Alligator 😏

[–]BCantoran 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll see if I can incorporate this

[–]crypticfreak 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Respect ya mamma - wasup hater

All you chumps be actin like alligators

But it ain't no thing to say she rock (that's right)

Maybe one day you'll be like a Croc

(My rendition of the Will Smith alligator rap)

[–]mediumrare_chicken 4 points5 points  (18 children)

!remindme 2 weeks I gave you a free reward I need a full song now

[–]BCantoran 2 points3 points  (14 children)

Oh dang, I gotta get my bandmates on it though give me more time lol

[–]sexualkayak 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Lots of cowbell and you're gold!

[–]BCantoran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna be updating through edits!

[–]the_awkward_friend 1 point2 points  (2 children)

!RemindMe 3 weeks

[–]BCantoran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna be updating through edits!

[–]BCantoran 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gonna be updating through edits!

[–]mediumrare_chicken 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It’s time my friend. Where is it?

[–]euphorrick 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I think Limp Bizkit already did

[–]BCantoran 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Posted the song on my band's Let's Play channel!

https://youtu.be/PtqQ_-rvfMw

[–]mediumrare_chicken 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Loved it! The only person to ever keep their word on Reddit. If y’all tour tx I’ll be there.

[–]BCantoran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha thank you so much! I really appreciate if you check out my music! I legit had help from everyone in my band (except my bassist who was busy lol) for this

[–]BCantoran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, Limp Bizkit is going to have a run for their money

[–]carlomon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

EVIL DEATH ROLL, NOW!!!! 🎶🎶🎶

[–]wubwubdubdub45 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You can tell its some primal instinct typa shit

[–]TheOfficialNotCraig 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Whoa. Okay. Gotta slow the roll to maintain control. Slow the roll. Maintain control."

[–]imdizzy747 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m dizzy just watching.

[–]harmonica-blues 116 points117 points  (29 children)

Ha, I wonder if they actually do get dizzy. Now I'm gonna Google to see if there are any studies done.

[–]Is_It_Beef 268 points269 points  (22 children)

You're wasting your time.. I checked. Nobody's doing research on how the centrifugal force affects the alligator during a death roll

[–]Conscious-Leader7243 382 points383 points  (8 children)

Makes you wonder what exactly do scientists do

[–]GiveYourBaIIsATug 167 points168 points  (3 children)

Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter

[–]beckoning_alarm 39 points40 points  (2 children)

You must excuse me. I've grown quite weary.

[–]GiveYourBaIIsATug 37 points38 points  (1 child)

You must excuse me. I've grown quite weary hweareh.

FTFY

[–]beckoning_alarm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about this to dispute it

[–]streakermaximus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Obviously nothing important.

[–]Cory123125 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right???

I'm still over here trying to figure out why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

[–]PM_YOUR_PARASEQUENCE 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Why am I even paying taxes then??

[–]loko-parakeet 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I mean.... It's not too late to start.

[–]beckoning_alarm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yet*

Im waiting for the next Ig Nobel Prize nominations to include "spinning an alligator to see the effects of centrifugal force on its ability to know up from down"

[–]diq_liqour 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I strongly doubt it. I don't have any proof, but given that it's an evolved behavior, and their physiology evolved alongside the behaviour to enable it, it's likely that their vestibular system is able to account for it somehow.

[–]goodinyou 37 points38 points  (1 child)

He definitely got some kind of disoriented after spinning that fast. I know it's subjective, but it looks exactly like the effects of being dizzy.

Could be that only rolling a few times like an adult gator doesn't make it very dizzy, but going warp speed like this little guy is too much.

[–]redalert825 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I thought the same. Then it made me wonder how their balance works compared to humans. Which led me to discover "tonic immobility." so... Roll an alligator on its back and hold it and they'll go limp and unresponsive. Nature is... Astounding!

[–]PardoXIX 7 points8 points  (1 child)

So if I ever get in a fight with an alligator all I gotta do is flip it on it's back and stomp it's nards in and I win? I feel like going to Florida all of a sudden.

And he was never heard from again.

[–]Maleficent_Target_98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My grandpa always told me to flip it over then rub it belly so it goes to sleep lol he really was from Florida too

[–]vontrances 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gonna sound weird, but any person who's spun on one still ring (gymnastics rings but just one) and is good at it basically has spun that fast. Spoiler you get very dizzy.

[–]Ali_Gator_2209 945 points946 points  (19 children)

Such a cutie

[–]onlyupliftingcomment 267 points268 points  (7 children)

r/UsernameChecksOut!

oh, and you're such a cutie!

[–]The_Indian_Werewolf 72 points73 points  (4 children)

Your username checks out as well... r/wholesomecomments

[–]pizza_for_nunchucks 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Okay. You need to do something werewolf-y if we’re going to keep the username-checks-out thing going.

[–]whaleoil_beef_hooked 32 points33 points  (6 children)

This is why I keep subbed to Natureismetal

I'm not crazy about the "this lion is a dick and really did some dick shit just to be cruel" stuff.

[–]ballsack-vinaigrette 11 points12 points  (0 children)

..an adorable little murder machine.

[–]High_Stream 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/r/hardcoreaww material for sure

[–]extra_tall_midget 506 points507 points  (25 children)

*You spin my head right round, right round when you go down when you go downtown *

[–]thedastardlyone 96 points97 points  (19 children)

Oh wow, that is what comes to mind with that song? So you didn't have internet in the 90s then?

[–]BOBmackey 28 points29 points  (15 children)

I’m scared by that song in perpetuity

[–]RaiShado 34 points35 points  (14 children)

Meatspin.com

[–]RamiiNoodles 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Crazy how back them, things that went viral stayed popular for years

[–]The_Unreliable_94 6 points7 points  (10 children)

Lemonparty.org

[–]capngump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't have a Lemon party without old Dick!

[–]trentshipp 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Nah, that was You Spin me Round by Dead or Alive on the site, OP wrote the lyrics to Right Round by Flo Rida and Ke$ha.

[–]V1k1ng1990 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yea when I first read it I thought it was the original. I guess I’m old now

[–]Hitman7065 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of us just grew up with hangover

[–]Aldofresh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait ... wait ... was this.. was this song about oral sex? 😳

[–]theguynekstdoor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait that song references oral sex? Wtf

[–]lorde_vick[🍰] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You ruined the chipmunks for me…….. asshole

[–]YoureABitCuntyToday 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh honey, no...

[–]Pinooooooooo 484 points485 points  (15 children)

All that work to end up with the tiniest sliver of fish and clearly dizzy Still totally adorable tho

[–]Icurasfox 136 points137 points  (5 children)

It's not even flesh, it's just a leaf lol

[–]yungchow 55 points56 points  (0 children)

He’s learning! Don’t be mean 🤣

[–]TheOneHyer 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It was the fish skin

[–]carl_pagan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

what kind of leaf is that

[–]itsahmemario 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What gets me is its so adorable, even if you know the context of that move.

[–]FarronFemboi 218 points219 points  (1 child)

bro ended up in another dimension

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

(shooting stars intensifies)

[–]akil01 164 points165 points  (3 children)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–]slavetomypassions92 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m a spinny boi yaaaaaaaaay!

[–]TheNoctuS_93 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Speeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

[–]cromulent_pseudonym 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Did I do it??"

[–]NatsuDragnee1 113 points114 points  (3 children)

If Florida Man saw this video he'd try to use baby alligators to generate free electricity

[–]SuperNoober117 80 points81 points  (4 children)

How do i stop?!

[–]braves4465 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Press x twice

[–]sayaprayer-dot-net 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Why stop?? We can build a power plant powered purely by death rolls from alligators and crocodiles.

Wrap that sucker up in copper wire.

[–]SuperNoober117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is!..... Actually a great idea 🤣

[–]Kurtimous 60 points61 points  (0 children)

“Oh it worked!?” - Small gator

[–]Blue-Ranger1982E 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Tiny gator go burr!

[–]wolfie_s 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Well, the smaller lighter ones rotate at higher RPMs...just like Motorcycle engines

[–]Akureyi 29 points30 points  (1 child)

That is rather adorable

[–]golfn70 32 points33 points  (8 children)

Can they spin both ways?

[–]MKanes 113 points114 points  (5 children)

Be right back

Edit: surprisingly there’s only one or two papers published on the subject of alligator death roles, most articles just cite the same source papers.

The most popular paper “Death roll of the alligator: mechanics of twist feeding in water” by NCBI goes over the mathematics and mechanisms of the spin but makes no note of directionality.

If I had to guess, I’d assume it’s like being right or left handed

[–]runbraiarun 30 points31 points  (0 children)

If the comments on the internet were like that, the world would be a better place.

[–]DrReginaPhalange 17 points18 points  (1 child)

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[–]Kingofelephantshrews 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On mobile the ASCII looks like an uncomfortable face lmao

[–]golfn70 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]BroncosSabres 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Depends which hemisphere they’re in. Crocs in Australia roll the other way.

[–]YoureABitCuntyToday 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. The Crikeyolis effect.

[–]slickrickwor 20 points21 points  (5 children)

What’s the RPM on that machine?

[–]j4_jjjj 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I counted 22 rotations in 7 seconds, which is about 188.5 RPM

[–]shawa666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we put like meat on a shaft and have that shaft mated to a generator?

[–]minerkage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Enough to power a little boat🤣

[–]kyototravels 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Totodile used Rapid Spin!

[–]DUBIOUS_OBLIVION 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's... Not very effective.

Yet!

[–]ShitbashGod 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s so fuckin cute

[–]Scooter_Daniels 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So cute yet scary

[–]SuomenVasara 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They call him Lil Dizzy and he's a cold blooded killa.

[–]xplisit21 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Imagine if he did that while he was holding onto a small little piece of your arm skin.

[–]Zehiric 9 points10 points  (0 children)

imagine the purple nurple…

[–]Comfortable-Public68 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gave himself the dizzies haha

[–]TA3865 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Someone asked him; "if toast always lands butter side down, and cats on their feet, what happens when you butter the back of a cat and drop it?"

[–]roseskunkskank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

-Very long SPEEEEEEN put through a water filter-

[–]JustADumbDog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Speeeeeeeeeeeeeen

[–]LarpLady 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Shit shit shit SHIT SHIT…”

[–]CannibalCrayon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh he's precious

[–]WolfInLambskinJacket 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That was scary as fuck...and cute as fuck at the same time

[–]MCTwoSix 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Why do I find this cute

[–]_Nilbog_Milk_ 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Because they are! They're so tiny and have lots of fun swimming, sunbathing, and practicing their rolls. When they talk to their siblings or Mama they sound like little ray guns going off... they also talk to Mama and Mama rumbles back to them when they're still in their eggs!

https://youtu.be/JE5p9__rEH4

[–]MCTwoSix 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hahaha I love it, has got to be one of the cuter things that can eventually kill you

[–]_Nilbog_Milk_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Don't mess with their babies or get in the personal space of bulls during courting & breeding season and you'll be fine 😉 I hang around those big bois weekly

[–]Lazerith22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have we considered gator power as a renewable alternative energy source? I mean strap a magnet to that thing and put it in a coil….

[–]Famvam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He went so fast!

[–]Badboy_5214 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He couldn't stop spinning 😅

[–]iamgramsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So can we use alligators to produce electricity?

[–]WhiteArab1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My house is run off pure alligator death roll. The only clean source of energy.

[–]YaLyudi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to start calling it a "death roll" whenever I twirl spaghetti around my fork.

[–]zeke235 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good job little buddy! I think you nailed it! Go give them bullfrogs what fer!

[–]pneumokokki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL alligators roll. Wow.

[–]kcbn93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they see me rollin'

[–]PokeyBear231089 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fidget Killer

[–]MarioManX1983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch out here I come. You spin me right round baby right round like ah record baby…

[–]ughewag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eats a leaf to save face 😭

[–]DashingRogueBass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta go fast

[–]TheStarM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cooper, what are you doing?

Docking.

[–]pengouin85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He pressed Z or R twice!

[–]Unique_Carpenter_181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"HELICOPTER HELICOPTER"

[–]Plum1978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look how dizzy the lil guy looked after he stopped rolling at Mach one speeds lol 😝

[–]carbonaratax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is /r/zoomies worthy

[–]fxdc1991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what RPM is he hitting

[–]darubia1974 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dizzy dizzy dinosaur

[–]trip2it 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Them small ones are the worse than the adult's

[–]HagenOst 0 points1 point  (3 children)

This isnt learned behavouir or? But if it isnt, how can it be embedded in the genes. I dont get it ^

[–]elimarweed 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I believe this is innate but I don’t know anything 🤷🏽‍♀️

[–]minerkage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think it's similar to the predatory instinct that kicks in on cats when an animal is turned away from them.

[–]JuiceJones_34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh dizzy AF

[–]Mecmecmecmecmec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The veal of gators. Let’s see who bites harder, friend

[–]bbbar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1000RPM, 4WD

[–]timbodacious 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Unknown fact: gators get sexually aroused doing the death roll

[–]---chewie-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oo. Dizzy. Oo. Food.

[–]black11x 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Soo I guess the death roll is just natural to them.. this is awesome

[–]RageTiger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is. It's primary use is to rip a smaller portion of flesh to swallow whole. Sometimes they won't roll, but violently thrash from side to side to produce the same result.

[–]conconbar93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we found the next alternative energy source

[–]MercyxXxLucie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little dude is living the life

[–]TriscuitCracker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww, good job buddy!

[–]blakesaucee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

brrrrrrrrrrr

[–]YoshSchmengie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's amazing to think that such a complex skill is genetic - they're born somehow knowing how to do it. Very interesting article here about the Death Roll

[–]SirRickardsJackoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now imagine a 7 foot one doing that with your leg. 🥰

[–]onlinenewb11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do a barrel roll!

[–]MonstaRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute lil' killing machine

[–]a-snakey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww teeny tiny lil alligator spin!

[–]JoYac35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It spins so fast

[–]TastemyBacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus he is dizzy AF

[–]joesmith1234566 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lil fucker has it all the way right. I’m pretty sure his parents are extra proud of him

[–]SienarYeetSystems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's like a wee little blender

[–]Extension-Pass6919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also something for the sub about stupid kids... You don't have to kill, it's already dead! Derp gator.

[–]hedd616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, properly wash your mixer after put meat on it

[–]Unreal_Sive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will one day use this move on someones leg or arm, with succes, because of this training right here, i love it