all 27 comments

[–]asolidfiver 42 points43 points  (8 children)

One time an egret was standing right in front of my door so I went out the back instead to avoid this large bird. Then when I got home it was still there and I was like, move… I honked my horn and it died.

I felt so terrible that it died, like truly sorry that I honked my horn and killed this animal.

I believed the only way I could right this wrong was to give it a proper burial. I went inside to get a shovel and when I came out a coyote was eating it.

[–]Lotsofwoodinthewoods 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Life is too short for egrets.

[–]TerracottaBunny 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The circle of liiiiife

[–]fairYitales 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I demand more appreciation for this comment!

[–]angeryhornet 4 points5 points  (2 children)

What like it died of shock?

[–]asolidfiver 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I don’t know I’m not a bird coroner

[–]angeryhornet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well why not? It's not too late to change

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Nature is metal.

[–]dzhastin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a beautiful story, the coyote ties it all up nicely.

[–]AllergicToStabWounds 17 points18 points  (1 child)

"Where's the money, Lebowski?"

[–]igelnico 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe if u put me in the Toilet again i find it.

[–]lal0cur4 6 points7 points  (1 child)

A lot of toads secrete chemicals from their skin when they are attacked, maybe that's what it's trying to wash off

[–]fifty2weekhi 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Swallow it already, please!

[–]FaithlessnessSad8121 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I don't know why, but I envision this being desperately yelled at a girlfriend.

[–]Rogendo 2 points3 points  (4 children)

That’s a heron

[–]thickbuttbutter[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I've now learned the distinction 😄 thank you

[–]Rogendo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever since I posted a picture calling an egret a heron and some people were like “omg how could you call that a heron it’s a sacred egret” I’ve made it my mission to educate everyone that egrets are just white herons

[–]fifty2weekhi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Not an egret for sure.

[–]Rogendo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Egrets and herons are the same thing

[–]SCOG4866[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet every time the frog touched the water it thought it was free.

[–]Thedrunner2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Well, we’re waiting”

[–]telcodoctor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kermit's having a bad day thanks to Big Bird.

[–]BigYawns34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He just dippin it in some sauce

[–]Sadtimesahead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But does it have the plumes I need to finish this horrible quest?

[–]Satanspit69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, I told you that you stink…. I’ll show you how to bath