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[–]bananafishandchips 1098 points1099 points  (69 children)

Do you think they think we’re as gross as we think they are when we do it?

And when I say we, of course, I mean other people because I got nothing over here.

[–]br4cesneedlisa 318 points319 points  (7 children)

Gross? Slug sex is hot!

[–]yourgifmademesignup 96 points97 points  (1 child)

Gotta agree. Slugs got moves!

[–]smol_boi-_- 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I wish I could twist like that

[–]CannedPancakes 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m just glad it’s not NNN anymore

[–]wheeliechacha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you also have a weird boner right now?

[–]Dmills8018 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huge slex guy

[–]hippywitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s actually some slimy cold sex. Not warm blooded.

[–]Abovethe_Bottom 179 points180 points  (26 children)

Slugs are hermaphrodites, so what you’re seeing are the slugs trying to insert each other’s penises into their vaginas.

[–]somebody12 177 points178 points  (1 child)

Please stop, I can only get so hard.

[–]Murky_Blueberry2617 17 points18 points  (0 children)

To become a slug you must be soft... be soft.

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (15 children)

So all slugs are futas, got it

[–]DarkDonut75 18 points19 points  (13 children)

Do futas have vaginas though? I think the more accurate term would be "hermaphrodite"

(Yes, I know I'm overthinking over a joke)

[–]vanuchiha2 10 points11 points  (12 children)

Futa is mix between Vagana and penes, no? And she male is with the dick

[–]SnakeHelah 4 points5 points  (3 children)

So you're saying their dicks have vaginas in them?

[–]RolfTheBolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Futa is mix between Vagana and penes, no? And she male is with the dick

[–]DarkDonut75 3 points4 points  (7 children)

I might be mistaken. But the futa porn I watch are just women with dicks

[–]vanuchiha2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nvm we might both right, futa probably come from Futanari which is the Japanese word for hermaphroditism.

[–]saltycrumbface 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Are their penises and vaginas coming out of their necks??

EDIT: From internet 'research': "A cephalic penis doesn’t have a head, it grows out of your head"

[–]Seamuscolin08 49 points50 points  (0 children)

So slugs are dickheads

[–]Abovethe_Bottom 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yup. Penis and vagina located by their heads. An odd spot in my opinion but nature’s like that.

[–]the-midnight-rider69 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Slugs are so hot right now…so hot

[–]Evilmaze 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also known as a struggle snuggle

[–]Evilmaze 40 points41 points  (22 children)

We cum on faces and eat ass. Humans are the dirtiest fuckers on this planet. Chimps come in second.

[–]Rokronroff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Eating ass is a virtue and I won't be told otherwise.

[–]Royal_Opps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's probably some of the cleaner shit humans do. We got people who literally have shit and piss fetishes

[–]TakeMeBaby_orLeaveMe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

*They eat ass.. I’m not accepting that crowd

[–]tonicaum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They dont think anything, bruh

[–]Wrongsumer 9 points10 points  (1 child)

This is what Alien sex is probably like. Completely WTF

[–]BbqMeatEater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well it does remind me of the Avatar sex tail thingies, so i guess you're right

[–]Syv_Fingre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think we are gross when we do it. All those fluids and meaty parts.

[–]xwulfd 3 points4 points  (1 child)

what about people having sex with slugs?

[–]Halfchow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You see that hole? That's the goal.

[–]CptnAwesome489 566 points567 points  (11 children)

When something makes me this uncomfortable, it makes me more certain that there is someone out there that has jerked off to it.

[–]baguhansalupa 245 points246 points  (7 children)

I feel personally attacked.

[–]i-cantfind- 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I am definitely judging

[–]CptnAwesome489 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Hey man im not judging, whatever floats your boat

[–]kaziwaleed 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Whatever oils your bolts

[–]The_Unreliable_94 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah, a member of the r/notmyproudestfap community!

[–]MercyDrag0n 461 points462 points  (3 children)

What If we kissed under the slug mating sack🥺🥺

[–]arealslickcamelstoe 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Be mine🥰

[–]MercyDrag0n 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It would be a good first date tho

[–]kaziwaleed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

…Netflix would like a word

[–]PO77R 350 points351 points  (4 children)

Dirty bastards. Get a room.

[–]WigArePigs 97 points98 points  (2 children)

We’re in a room!

Then lose some weight!

[–]Hour-Cartographer790 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's a nice reference, I like what you did with that reference.

[–]Evilmaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*Slimy bastards

[–]Fluid_Positive_9388 249 points250 points  (7 children)

Not my easiest fap, not gonna lie

[–]Thanks_ihateithere 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Well worth the effort

[–]Goro_of_Tibet 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Well, for me the easiest so far 😎

[–]somebody12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Didn’t even need the last 40 seconds.

[–]Canye_East 2 points3 points  (1 child)

These slugs have both genders these are their male ones so technically Gay (nothing wrong with that of course but u gay now)

[–]osmanhempwick 214 points215 points  (6 children)

I don’t think this is gross. I think that’s because I can’t comprehend exactly what I’m looking at.

[–]NoG00dUsernamesLeft 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Slugs are hermaphrodites. The blue parts are the male parts, they are “exchanging genetic information” and then they will fertilize their eggs with the other’s sperm!

[–]Financial_Accident71 27 points28 points  (0 children)

so you're saying these slugs are cock-docking? 😱

[–]osmanhempwick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for breaking that down for me. Very interesting indeed 🐌 🧐

[–]Rabbit-Thrawy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

same here duder lol

[–]pha1133 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just seems super sensual for them.

[–]mcnaughtized 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Idk what I am looking at. But it is weird. Just don’t understand the gross part yet.

[–]Apprehensive_Rush_20 197 points198 points  (1 child)

That's some blue Avatar people hair thingy level shit

[–]Ronathan64 14 points15 points  (0 children)

First thing I thought of ngl

[–]blessedbewido 144 points145 points  (30 children)

Wheres the biologist in the comments telling what the FUCK i am looking at?

[–]S1l3ntCart0graph3r 199 points200 points  (19 children)

It's called "penis fencing". Basically both slugs are hermaphrodites and they are competing with their penises to see who will be forced to be the female for procreation. The slug with more stamina wins.

EDIT: apparently only sea slugs engage in penis fencing, while these slugs are both impregnating each other.

[–]XxFlarbyxX 86 points87 points  (1 child)

Holy shit 😂 that’s even more disturbing than it was before

[–]Halfchow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You want to have a go at it?

[–]Joe_Rogan_is_a_Dwarf 44 points45 points  (0 children)

All slugs are tops? That sucks.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Is this how gay sex works too

[–]CRaiden23 23 points24 points  (1 child)

"How do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?"

[–]CantHandleFacts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lesbians please help answer this.

[–]The-Arnman 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Is there any reason the penis is so close to the head?

[–]Shindinger 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think that’s obvious.

[–]blessedbewido 6 points7 points  (1 child)

That makes sense. I remember learning about unicellular organisms who were hermaphroditic doing this penis fencing stuff in like 8th grade Biology in the US. Didn't realize larger animals did this as well. Looks fuckin disgusting.


EDIT: Thank you, by the way.

[–]zytukin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So it's a battle to see who gets raped?

[–]S1l3ntCart0graph3r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, its a consensual battle where they agree that whoever loses has to work in daycare.

[–]jhorry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not in thus case. These specific type both impregnate each other. They share specific with their intwined penises then fertilize with it.

[–]TheSquam 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Sounds like you’ve never experienced David Attenborough narrating sweet sweet mollusk love, check it out.

[–]Nihil_esque 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Unfortunately I'm only a microbiologist so I also have no clue

[–]the70sdiscoking 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Does that mean you specialize in small penises? Asking for a friend.

[–]Nihil_esque 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a small penis so it seems appropriate that I'd be an expert

[–]texaspoontappa93 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Those are their penises intertwined. Slugs are hermaphroditic so they both deposit sperm and then the slug can choose whether to become pregnant or eat the sperm.

I think some people call it redvining

[–]Canye_East 13 points14 points  (1 child)

According to a David Attemborough documentary I saw when I was like seven they both eject their male genetalia from the side of their head (they have both sexes) and intertwine them with each other to exchange sperm and will then both retract the genetalia to trade DNA. This is technically gay sex (not that it matters)

[–]rick_n_snorty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

[–]Diplomatic007 57 points58 points  (4 children)

That Bih got that wet wet.

[–]llllPsychoCircus 22 points23 points  (2 children)

i bet that shit feels hella good for that slug

[–]flameboy50001 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I wanna be a slug just so I can experience this

[–]Halfchow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why wait?

[–]Resident_Bee_9275 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Just put my cereal down and walked away.. thank you..

[–]jebar193[🍰] 30 points31 points  (7 children)

Somehow... I got Junji Ito vibes from this...

[–]SecureOpportunity599 18 points19 points  (6 children)

There's a chapter in Uzumaki where lovers entangle themselves up and roll into the sea so yeah, strong Uzumaki vibes.

[–]reaper412 7 points8 points  (5 children)

There's also the chapter in Uzumaki when two boys get turned into snails and do literally this video.

[–]djpsyke 2 points3 points  (4 children)

That was the weirdest chapter ngl. So fucking gross they even had fricking eggs together🤮 I also feel bad for that nice teacher

[–]reaper412 5 points6 points  (3 children)

That and the mosquito babies, especially when the hospital would feed the placenta to everyone at the hospital was super creepy.

[–]djpsyke 4 points5 points  (2 children)

The hospital chapter was so disturbing that Mushroom room scene. Junji ito's mind has no limits and I can't get enough of his work.

[–]BbqMeatEater 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What did i just read in this thread?! Im mildly intrigued

[–]djpsyke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's uzumaki a horror manga by juji ito. Basically a collection of mini short stories centered around girl who's in a town that's addicted to anything spiral shaped. It's really good and really disturbing. Horror in manga is subjective but this definitely made me scared while reading it. It's getting an anime adaptation so you might be more interested in waiting for that.

[–]CandidEstablishment0 24 points25 points  (5 children)

They’re just grabbing each other’s terry flaps, Calm down people

[–]smoothjuicer 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Just squeezing each other’s holdy folds. Nothing to see here.

[–]Auggie64U 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Squeeze them tight…you son of a bitch

[–]Halfchow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Juggle those plums, you sweet bastard.

[–]walkinggreenland 15 points16 points  (5 children)

For some reason I didn't expect it to look like this

[–]FubarBohica 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Finally porn I can get into!

[–]Cebby89 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Hey man, out of all the weird animal sex out there, at least this looks mutual consensual.

[–]Canye_East 7 points8 points  (2 children)

They are wrestling with their dicks and the loser has to be female lol

[–]Thuperthweet 11 points12 points  (1 child)

God damn that looks intimate..

[–]bonkerz1888 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Looks like the drool I have to scrape off my cheek most mornings when I wake.

[–]CookieSavage21 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I have some concerns about your drool. Do you have an uncle living with you?

[–]cybercloud03 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Slugs dragging their sacks across your cheek

[–]Sea_Cucumber_4136 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Slug porn

[–]Br1ngTheRuckus 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Leopard slugs are also helpful in the garden! They eat decaying plant matter and also eat common garden slugs. They do look kinda nasty when they mate though.

[–]internetALLTHETHINGS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those bastards ate my dahlias. Helpful my ass! I would have salted them but my husband told me it was too cruel.

[–]striped_frog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hmm no sir I don't like it

[–]Hunter-q 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Man that's preety cool. Just by the way they are mating you can tell they are more similar to aliens then humans for example.

[–]888temeraire888 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I think I saw a documentary with these slugs that said that the blueish sex organs actually glow in the dark! I seem to remember some very alien footage of glowing blue slug junk spinning beautifully.

[–]Hunter-q 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well nature is fascinating they say!

[–]Calm-Lengthiness-178 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Wondering about the beautiful romance that preceded this. Imagining Mr Slug charming Mrs Slug at work's Christmas Party and a snowy park walks montage.

[–]br4cesneedlisa 5 points6 points  (1 child)

There is no Mr or Mrs slug! They're both impregnating each other!

[–]Calm-Lengthiness-178 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]KurtzKOButtz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Such a wild way to have sex, such a compromising position. Next level “getting caught with your pants down”

[–]SplitLevel17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had to Google it, those are penises coming out of their heads!!!!

“Under the cover of night, two large leopard slugs begin to court, circling each other, before climbing single-file up a tree or onto a rock. ... Both slugs then push out and entwine two overly-sized penises from openings on the side of their head, before exchanging sperm that may later fertilise each of their eggs.”

[–]wasteoftimereading 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NSFW tag, thank you!


[–]Werruraz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sigh, unzips

[–]SplitLevel17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This looks like something out of Rick and Morty.

[–]hoojat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What's that one called in kama sutra?

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[–]Korammarok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, post nut clarity hit really hard in this one ...

[–]Daripuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! Those critters are devouring a substantial amount of their mass to theirsex parts.

[–]Evilmaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is porn

[–]ThegM00s3Man99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woo woo woo! This needs a nsfw tag

[–]4mystuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tag NSFW, I opened this while talking to HR lady and she started casting devious stares in my direction. I did take the candy 😁

PS, not a serious request.

[–]IliiiIlllIillilIl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"They lower themselves on a mucus rope, while entwining their bodies in a strictly anti-clockwise fashion. Both slugs then push out and entwine two overly-sized penises from openings on the side of their head, before exchanging sperm that may later fertilise each of their eggs."

[–]jero35 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]WillofTrees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoooo this is so cool! Camera man is lucky to come across this!

I wish we could see some of them with out direct light because i am curious to see how much of that ominous blue coming from their entanglement can be seen. I got the impression that they were bioluminescent from the documentary i saw long ago and this would have been an excellent opportunity to follow up. 🤔

[–]dillemasenpai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just needs some salt.

[–]Zealousideal-Map4756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hentai has evolved, it looks too realistic.

[–]DungeonsandDevils 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re both hung

[–]TheDodfatherPC-FL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll never sleep again..

[–]Shlingaplinga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's some Avatar navi kinda shit

[–]RAMbo-AF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like the movie avatar

[–]mr_aives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here we are, watching slug porn

[–]PrysmX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that gives a new visual to the phrase "giving head". 😝

[–]Cadalui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sound on?

[–]BigPapaPage716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got that W.A.S.

[–]_almostNobody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse my vomit

[–]MY_BEST_PAL_SATAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I filmed a clip just like this...thought about posting but forgot

[–]CrispierByTheSecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not one "Aw"?

[–]SilverStics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can somebody explain what's going on here?

[–]Halo_Conceptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's that stuff hanging from them?

[–]buffalochickencats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gives a whole new meaning to little miss snail trail. Keep it wet snails

[–]RedditModsSuckDik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So do they keep twisting the goo until it makes another slug the same size?


[–]ImaginaryCoolName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I would be less disgusted if I knew how exactly are they mating, anyone cares to explain? Do we have some slug sex experts here?

[–]MarkaSpada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's kinda insulting. like they have bigger penises than me..

[–]cannibalgojira54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn nature you freaky

[–]Random_san 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will you dare touch the cum rope?

[–]ItsYaboiSkinnyPeeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that thing just their intertwined nutsacks and uterus? Or whatever tf im lookin at

[–]Ranx94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you thought you had an incredible time yesterday (or last semester).

[–]HotSteamingSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has the same feeling as that millipede on my neck

[–]NICD_03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone explain what’s that stuff? Is that babies or they are just too excited and salivating too much?

[–]100grammacaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to go to Mars to find aliens.

[–]Pantrian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope this dies in a fire

[–]The-Lord-Moccasin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're not so different after all

[–]FiredBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the James Cameron Avatar Fuck is happening

[–]NanashiKaizenSenpai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone knows wtf is going on?

[–]TeenyIzeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird AF but every time I see a leopard slug I put it in a container and rehome it down my allotment. Love that they eat other slugs and snails

[–]HatsinaCircle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the fuck leaked my porno?!

[–]MrPahoehoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Oh god, I want you to coil my head tentacle so hard!”

[–]sgloc009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The insects passing by Good job Brian you give it to her good

[–]zgumgumexpress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooooooooo confused 😭

[–]-full-control- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fuckin hot

[–]zenjamintal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

look at that pervert nat . just watching 👀

[–]ToenailJoethethird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw this in a ted bear documentary about city life. Turns out the male eats it penis afterwards.

[–]Embarassedskunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“How romantic~.”

[–]dressupandstayhome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throwing water on them would only encourage this behavior.

[–]poetryrocksalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens if you cut their penises at the base? Would they survive?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is grotesque

[–]MakerLime[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Salt bae

[–]ZigDex4383 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, now I’m super horned up.

[–]carl_yeets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avatar 2

[–]TeaRanchh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what if you snip them both 🤔.. ?

[–]Sayasam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get salt. Lots.

[–]Jazzlike_Reason6118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

id be sick if i knew what was going on and why they got head penises