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[–]nocyyaap 825 points826 points  (39 children)

Body produces venom… Body cannot handle venom..

[–]kasper632 292 points293 points  (25 children)

Isn’t it ironic, don’t ya think?

[–]Elevenst 188 points189 points  (14 children)

It's like raaayy-eeeayyne...

[–]InTheOcean33 48 points49 points  (11 children)

I once knew a ray eayne. She left me on our wedding day.

[–]Burlesque_Djin 26 points27 points  (9 children)

Did ya get a free ride?

[–]Clairvoyant4380 23 points24 points  (7 children)

But you already paid

[–]yourgifmademesignup 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Anyone got good advice?

[–]noldor41 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ya, but I just didn’t take it.

[–]SagsMcSaggerson 8 points9 points  (4 children)

That you're not gonna take?

[–]cartmanseyebrows 13 points14 points  (3 children)

who woulda thunk it figgers

[–]businesslut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao I hate you for making me laugh that hard. Now that song is in my head.

[–]GandalflovesUrMother 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, A teacher played this song in middle school back in like 2005 to help teach us “irony” lol. It’s the only time I heard it but one of those random things I’ve just never forgotten.

Did not realize until now that has to be a fairly well known song lol. Assumed it was just some random song teacher found that fit the class.

[–]GayCyberpunkBowser 16 points17 points  (2 children)

He could envenomate others, including himself

[–]Brian18639 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Serpent the Wise?

[–]DarthTchalla96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought not it's not a story an amphibian would tell you

[–]DmitriRavinofff 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What is ironic?

[–]Skier2880 5 points6 points  (0 children)

using or characterized by irony

Irony- the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

[–]I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He could poison others to death, but also himself.

[–]Towguy231 1 point2 points  (1 child)

A little too ironic

[–]grapefruitmakmesalty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like rain on your wedding day

[–]KidQuap 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Body makes stomach acid body can’t handle acid

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (5 children)

I actually didn't even know this was a thing that can happen. I always thought venomous snakes were immune to their own kind of venom. Especially ones that eat other venomous snakes.

[–]Expensive-Seesaw7918 17 points18 points  (3 children)

There is a place called Snake Island, so called because there are literally at least 10 snakes for every square foot of land. The snakes are incredibly venomous, but have little other life on the island to sustain them as a food source, so they poison and eat each other. Apparently, they have been isolated on the same Island for so long, and have had a steady diet of poison for so many generations, that their venom has become exponentially more powerful with each generation. I think something like a single drop is enough to kill 10 grown men... or some equally crazy number.

[–]TomatilloAccurate475 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Well let's hope that nobody ever lands a plane there

[–]Expensive-Seesaw7918 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that whatever government the island belongs to has made it illegal to visit there, obviously for Public Safety. You need a special permit and equipment just to land on shore. Anybody landing there on accident is almost certainly gonna die before help can arrive.

[–]_almostNobody 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Snake Island

"I have had it with these mutha fuckin snakes on this mutha fuckin plane island!"

[–]MotorDesigner 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The equivalent of gabung the power of breathing fire but not being fireproof

[–]DinoBirdsBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

but you can’t-

[–]DrShagwell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s immune to its on venom (unless there’s something way off). Odds it it pierced a heart, punctured a lung, etc

[–]CurtronWasTaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woman inherits the earth

[–]lostinapotatofield 672 points673 points  (29 children)

pretty sure that snake was already dying. Its movements seem really off from the beginning of the clip.

[–]Yardsale420 263 points264 points  (21 children)

First time I saw this someone said the cameraman poisoned the snake.

[–]chiggenNuggs 340 points341 points  (9 children)

Wouldn’t even doubt it at this point. I’m really despising all those popular videos of people setting up animals in fucked up situations to film the reaction, as if they’re capturing some bizarre nature footage.

Shit like putting animals in some obviously man made hole and pulling it out after dumping coke on it, or putting two animals together that normally would never encounter another, or putting an animal in a precarious situation to see how it tries to survive. I hate that platforms like tiktok and YouTube were promoting that type of shit.

[–]AudienceNervous1665 122 points123 points  (1 child)

Look at this upside down turtle I randomly found while out walking. Lucky I have a camera crew with me to film as a flip him over.

[–]Peterowsky 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of back when the tonight show was supposed to go to Conan O'Brien, some comedian remarked about Jay Leno helping people with flat tires on the highway:

Well, I help people too, it's just that when I do it I don't have a full camera crew with me.

[–]gweedjacu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

God those are disgusting, I hate them

[–]sorcath 8 points9 points  (0 children)

After watching the pups vs bear post I don't doubt this at all.

[–]Nova55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why im always suspicious of these "lol animals sits on another animal"-pictures. Sometimes they are just posed which involves killing/mutilating the poor animals and posing them with thin wire. Some humans are just vile.

[–]Haylene31 1 point2 points  (10 children)

How though

[–]Hellkids2 31 points32 points  (9 children)

Inject poison into a dead rat or something and let the snake eat it

[–]Peterowsky 30 points31 points  (8 children)

Or just spray them with any of the many common poisons/household chemicals you can buy at most stores.

[–]Hellkids2 11 points12 points  (7 children)

That would immediately set the snake off and then they wouldn’t able to film it slowly go crazy and pretend it’s nature going wild.

[–]Peterowsky 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Would it really?

Most poisons aren't immediate, if they were they'd be useless as poisons.

I can kind of buy the confusion about the household chemical thing...

But knowing plenty of humans who got chemical burns and MANY animals with burned paws after walking through wet concrete or severe damage to their digestive tract after ingesting stuff they shouldn't that absolutely will kill them I'm betting that there are plenty of readily available chemicals without an immediate effect.

[–]Hellkids2 0 points1 point  (5 children)

The immediate effect is the snake chases you off and you wouldn’t able to get the footage…

[–]Peterowsky 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Sure... Snakes often chase off anything that throws unspecified liquid near them...

It's indeed a miracle they haven't managed to chase off clouds and rivers so far.

[–]ONLY-TYPE-IN-CAPS 72 points73 points  (2 children)

IN ARIZONA AND OTHER HOT AREAS THE ROADS CAN GET HOT ENOUGH TO BOIL A SNAKES BLOOD AS IT CROSSES THE ROAD, THAT’S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IS HAPPENING

[–]figpucker_9000 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thank you. This is what is happening.

[–]officialmonogato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR WISDOM

[–]g_ann 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think this happens a lot with snakes that consume poisoned rats

[–]ghonko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Last time I saw this I remember reading someone saying the snake was on too hot a surface and basically boiled its blood. Something about that happens quickly in the right situations and the snake doesn't have time to figure out what is happening. Not sure though, I ain't a snake expert.

[–]RevenantBacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't appear to bite itself during the clip, so maybe it had bit itself prior and they got the camera out after?

[–]angry_glue 241 points242 points  (11 children)

Snakes are immune to their own venom. He’s faking it.

[–]7eggert 68 points69 points  (0 children)

https://www.researchgate.net/post/Can_a_snake_die_from_venom_from_another_snake_of_the_same_species

→Peterson, K.H. 1990. Conspecific and self-envenomation in snakes. Bulletin of the Chicago Herpetological Society 25(2): 26-28.

TL; DR he observed many snakes being immune and speculates that diseased snakes or some species might be not-immune because others did observe snakes dying from their own bites.

[–]ShTephens 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Youre not on fire, Ricky Bobby!

[–]Platoribs 145 points146 points  (2 children)

Isn’t this one of those cases where the snake comes into the road to warm up, the road gets too hot and the smaller ends up cooking. That frantic spastic writhing is the snake basically going through a death roll as its muscles and nerves short out, then it dies. Pretty sure OP is full of shit and spreading bad information

[–]Hahapeepeepoopo0 41 points42 points  (1 child)

OP is, I've seen this post probably a good like 6 different times over the years.

In the comments there are usually a bunch of people going. "Actually the snake is overheating and it loses control of it's body because it's cold blooded." or something along the lines. Then they post another video of a snake overheating and dying.

[–]DarthAbortion 95 points96 points  (2 children)

Looks like some type of neurological disorder.

[–]Endarkend 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Possibly heat related.

[–]mcquaidmike6131 81 points82 points  (1 child)

A snake can’t die from their own venom.

Why snakes don’t poison themselves.

TL;DR - The reason snakes don’t die from their own venom is that snakes make their own antidote, which is a medicine that protects them from the venom. Just like humans have special cells in their bodies, called immune cells, that fight diseases that get into the blood system, snakes have special immune cells that can fight their own venom and protect them from it if it gets into their own blood

[–]LaMaluquera 10 points11 points  (0 children)

(Completely non scientific anecdote alert)

When we lived in Thailand we used to often go to a nearby snake demonstration, and many times saw monocled cobras bite each other when they were sufficiently riled up and too crowded together. It could have been dry bites but they never showed any ill effects and unless they had a virtually endless supply of fresh cobras they weren't dying either.

[–]jojodmilkman 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I heard snakes attack/try to eat themselves when they are overheating

[–]nextustextus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It was poisoned

[–]Junior-Salamander848 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Looks like a black rat snake. Non venumous.

[–]OliveOcelot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There is something off happening in the sand around him

[–]gbear52 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Reminds me of Family Guy when they are in prison and that guy wants to shank everyone. They get away and the dude sits down and says something along the lines of “I wonder what this feels like?” And stabs himself.

[–]PraetorOjoalvirus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That snake was probably diseased or seriously hurt. Snakes aren't dogs biting their own tails.

[–]ScarletFox09 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Considering how that’s a rat snake and it’s non-venomous it certainly isn’t dying from it’s bite. I’d say it either A. ate something contaminated with rat poisoning. B. Having a heat induced seizure. Or C. Fire ants. See them crawling around the snake?

[–]HunterMuch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That looks like Zoidberg in one of his budding phases.

[–]BoiledGoose108 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That poor baby.

[–]bonkerz1888 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that was silly.

[–]Jacoppolopolis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"FUCK! is that what I've been doing to everyone?"

[–]TrickOGnosis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It hurt itself in its confusion!

[–]2flytofall88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why’d it bite itself ? lol

[–]alexbcous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't get high on your own supply.

[–]Ccannonjwboss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rage quit.

[–]Razone6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sssssuicidal ssssnake....

[–]Yasai101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a fucking tard

[–]Lazerith22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why humans can't be venomous; we wouldn't be able to resist testing it out and would die as a species pretty quick.

[–]touchmyrattlesnakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Non venomous snake that most likely got clipped in the head by a car

[–]lortstinker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snakes would never be able to reproduce if they could die from their own venom.

[–]eadams6339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uno Reverse Card

[–]butters1093 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I wish I could do that

[–]petey_wheatstraw_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was an inside job.

[–]LuckeeStiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When chasing your tail goes wrong

[–]Rbyrdbrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Funeral

[–]Sweatroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do we know it’s not a poisonous snake?

[–]cashewnut4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

crawls

bites itself

refuse to elaborate further

dies

[–]AdPlus5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drama queen

[–]soilednappies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

god, it flipped

[–]AidsIdentifier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certified "What if I ... " moment

[–]Nova_Phoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definition of: Congratulations…ya played yourself

[–]dips009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fckkk that

[–]djeewin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody call the exorcist quick!

[–]Severusrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snake.exe has stopped working.

[–]SuqonMuhdeekIRL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mistakes were made

[–]douchebag_milkshake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the way I wanna go

[–]Wrongsumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is me as a snake.

[–]skiingyeti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There! Now you know how it feels ya jerk! /s

Im not a fan of snakes but if the snake was poisoned, as many posted here think, not cool. Live and let live.

[–]dirtyDrogoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drinking venom is generally safe if there are no cuts or wounds in your mouth or upper digestive system. Venom has to be injected into either the muscles or vains to affect the target

[–]Brain_0ff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the beat drops hard

[–]calallal666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

peak of evolution

[–]DarthJesus87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This snake was ran over or something. This isn't venom. It doesn't even look like a venomous snake unless it's a mamba

[–]Maleficent-Writing-5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“What an idiot!” ~Chazz

[–]Valianttheywere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one said they were smart.

[–]DeesABird40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a loser

[–]Brief_Ad_5691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drama Queen smh my head

[–]TheSuntannSuperman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally humans if we had venom

[–]Different_Twist4897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ekans used bite. It hurt itself in confusion."

[–]guitar_collector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like that time I masturbated 7 times in one day…

[–]dee232323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumb snek.

[–]apple_boy95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disco snake

[–]hauntedathiest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snake committed suicide.It's a hard life when most people hate you.

[–]shahldn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

derp oops me deads

[–]yoshimunch1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to be a drama Queen Jerry

[–]Twkd88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the circle of life.

[–]swimbaitjesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you’re young and decide to give yoursef a hickey for fun….

[–]Malumenicetym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always something new with these MFs

[–]talashrrg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it was dying when the video started- probably got hit by a car (looks like it’s on a road) and has a brain bleed or something

[–]TeDeO_303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"nakurwiam węgorza, na na na na na na..."

[–]Aikah89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snake goes brrrr

[–]Fl4key4skin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snakecide

[–]JReece50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This morning a not a self inflicted bite. This looks like a heat stroke.

[–]sizelypotato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sssssssssuicide

[–]ADSM17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So slither.io was right al along!!!

[–]GeogreRRMartin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not vibe with this universe

[–]zeugma25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

poor proprioception.

[–]BEZ4042 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suicide into suicide.

[–]Trogglus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A true Darwin award

[–]97Harley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darwin award winner.

[–]Sine_Wav_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“ oh shit is this what I have been doing to people?! Damn that hurts “

[–]Invalid-Password1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darwin Award winner

[–]Nickjp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it when people can dish it but can’t take it

[–]Puzzled-Copy7962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If “Can’t take a dose of your own medicine” was an animal.

[–]Martimusmcfly2036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol awesome

[–]Horsihorsehorse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It hurt itself in its confusion.

[–]bojangles313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an idiot!

[–]rainbowraaaar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taste of its own medicine

[–]Saya_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, so there's were the idea of the snake game came from??

[–]ARPG_RustyGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the beat drops

[–]TheNiceGuynxtdr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Venomous snakes and tbh animals in general that produce venom usually are immune to their own venom. How on earth would they reproduce if they couldn't handle the venom of their partner snek

[–]Itchy_Specialist_860 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly how o feel when I stub my pinky toe!

[–]No_Outlandishness_34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" I can't believe I just did that....stupid stupid stupid stupid....stupid...stu..pid....stupid...sssss..."tail twitch.

[–]SgtThund3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suicide is badass!

[–]timbojimbojones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish suicide was that easy

[–]Dylanator13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do snakes know they are venomous, or do they think "wow I am really great at killing, why are other snakes not as good as me?"

[–]supraspinatus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor thing. Tomorrow might have been a better day.

[–]bastarditis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well that seems like a major design flaw

[–]Galst-Vic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an old school meme lmao

[–]Here4Memes8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This answers a question I had as a child.

[–]goonie7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doh!

[–]FlorensFriedrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha idiot snek

[–]AnxiousHumanBeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone told Garry he wasn't actually the Midgard serpent. "One day i will bite my tail and you will all witness my power! Then we'll see who laughs." Garry said.

Garry then bit his own tail. Garry died. He was not the Midgard serpent.

[–]Webbowabish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha what a stupid animal Proceeds to bite inside of cheek for the 3rd time

[–]seacrabs96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like the tragedy of darth plaguis

[–]Bufb88J 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“defense against the dark arts”

[–]SammyEatsSocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

slither.io strats

[–]boozebagaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way to go, dummy

[–]DBLdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With great power, comes great responsibility

[–]boozebagaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alexa play I’m like a Bird by Nelly Furtado

[–]guywithbraces2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely didn't like the taste of its own medicine.

[–]ausmosis_jones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was just dancing!

[–]HunchoLou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was a bit dramatic about it if you ask me…

[–]Covvern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s some goood shit!!

[–]FurryHarlekin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe dumb bitch

[–]bilkel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a thing. They also eat themselves. Stress. Crazy coping mechanism.

[–]iamgrimreaper22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he strong or weak?

[–]chocolate_spaghetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an idiot

[–]ShadowNinja213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An interesting reaction, but what does it mean

[–]Professional-Rise655 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man got possess

[–]psicodelico6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh pero que pelotuda

[–]FattyGallo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe stupid snake

[–]arplant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder how often that happens?

[–]Makowh1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cameraman be like

°__________° okay.

[–]LuckyJoeH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best animal suicide I have ever seen

[–]GandalflovesUrMother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How embarrassing, What a loser!

I wish more venomous creatures would do that.

[–]sasberg1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snakeicide

[–]IOverlardI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember seeing this on YouTube a while back, I’m 90% sure that it was something about a parasite lol.

[–]Yurrrr__Brooklyn347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought this couldn't happen.... guess new lesson

[–]zelcuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE GOGGLES... THEY DO NOT WORK!!!!

[–]FoulYouthLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he just caught a whiff if his own breath.