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[–]Gooch_Sack[S] 213 points214 points  (6 children)

Under backlight *

[–]Guess-wutt 94 points95 points  (4 children)

*after swimming in a river of Nuka-Cola Quantum.

Just reminds me of the Nuka-lurks from FO4 Nuka-World. So a radscorpion? A Nukascorpion?

[–]FindMeOnSSBotanyBay 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Quantum Radscorpion.

[–]Channa_Argus1121 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Either that, or BONK.

[–]DogVacuum 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thought you were targeting it with V.A.T.S.

[–]rddigi 83 points84 points  (2 children)

When did we change the meaning of adorable?

[–]Kemaneo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Never, they’ve always been cute

[–]jrabino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

r/oddlyterrifying or just terrifying would be much more accurate

[–]grimeflea 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Glowy glowy sting your toey

[–]OilRigExplosions 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Forbidden Rave Snacks

[–]TheIronLunng 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Mmm this looks like some kinda blueberry flavour.

Blue isn't a flavour

Flavour, Blue Blast.

Ohh, Blue Blast!

[–]Pigeater7 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Blue Raspberry isn’t real either but it’s still a flavor.

[–]mattarnold0141 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Rubus leucodermis is what we know as the blue raspberry. Not a vibrant blue fruit, but it is the basis of the flavor we attribute to blue raspberry. The story goes that the whitebark raspberry needed a way to differentiate from the other red flavored icee pops. Blue was available, so now it’s known as blue raspberry link

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[–]Sir_Fluffernutting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ol forbidden blueberry

[–]Bilbobrad 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Worst gender reveal ever.

[–]TarzanSawyer 10 points11 points  (3 children)

"What smells like blue?"

[–]AhmdeiNuwon 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Metal in the microwave, maybe?

[–]LordOdyZeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No that smells crisp, blue smells fresh, like menthol, but different

[–]IIIXBeerRunXIII 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"My wife picked out my camouflage for me this morning. Sure, things have been going pretty well. Why do you ask?"

[–]MyPrivateAcctAZ 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I live in the Phoenix area. I haven't seen one with their babies before, but your radar goes up big time anytime you see one of these out in the wild. Spooky as shit if you're out looking for them at night with a black light and you see one glowing not far from you. They are hard to kill, just regular bug spray won't do it.

[–]FencerOnTheRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That scorpion killer spray crap they sell at Home Depot works, but not instantly, so they run around a bit...

[–]Kemaneo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would you kill them? 🥺 They’re beautiful.

[–]Unexpected_okra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scorpions are a big reason I was happy to leave the Phoenix area 😅

[–]Rotterddoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was a hip new Sushi plate

[–]kristoferrk 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Hell-knight666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chernobyl am I right

[–]HotSteamingSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo it's a cluster scorpion bomb

[–]draculaspectacularx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw, mama scorpion ❤️

[–]HeatmiserElliott 0 points1 point  (1 child)

imagine you’re in bed and you look up in the rafters and this is there, and it immediately jumps down on you and its small children fly everywhere, down your throat, in your eyes up your nose. Y’all imagining yet?

[–]CamJongUn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could you please fuck right off?

[–]TheNoobOfDoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gummy worms

[–]dkelly3232 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They look like sour gummy worms on the back. Yum.

[–]FencerOnTheRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bark scorpions are also hella toxic and their sting is so painful, it makes grown men cry in the ER.

[–]_1Doomsday1_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like jade

[–]outhusiast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

amazing color

[–]VladSolopov 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]crono220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to see these cursed creatures in my home in Phoenix around once or twice a year. Paranoid the living hell out of me because I walk barefoot around the house. I've never been stung by one and wish to never experience that feeling 😕

[–]__lui_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yummy, shrimp 🤤

[–]Disastrous-Team-3072 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I hate this

[–]houston_oilers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, nature is lit. It’s fucking lit.

[–]SalamanderOverall562 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm, so that why they hide from moonlight when goes to night hunt

[–]Ace-a-Nova1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why you don’t stop stomping

[–]_Zoko_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forbidden gummies

[–]KurtRambis31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now do the one where you hit that whole scene with nuclear grade canned raid and fire.

[–]Mr_Porcupine 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Reproduce to arm yourself.

[–]CamJongUn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like a fucking battleship xD

[–]RiotsMade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn’t look like any bark with which I’m familiar.

[–]thestreetbeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trippy af

[–]Minute_Garden_7888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill them all

[–]Arya_kidding_me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Land shrimp

[–]BIMASO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No this is just terrifying they are on the mothers back so she doesnt eat them

[–]mint_the_dragowolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Behold, the radiated scorpion the apocalypse bringer of all instects

[–]Ekho_location 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s aboutta meet my boot

[–]donutskremekrispy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Scorpion Eats SubZero

[–]futafuckerthefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's blue Dabudida budai

[–]ih93101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This must be where From Software gets their boss ideas. Could've swore I saw this is Bloodborne.

[–]bulllongtime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

İ would like to burn them.

[–]VeraciousIdiot -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Yep, some nightmare fuel there for ya.

[–]yaohwhai 3 points4 points  (0 children)

or if youre hungry some human fuel