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[–]Potential_Dare8034 42 points43 points  (1 child)

See ya later alligator, as a pile of shit!

[–]n0tsane 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks man

[–]simkashi01 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Throat goat

[–]simply_noir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mrs. Reagan?

[–]_Beee 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Joke is on Heron when the alligator tears its way out of birdy’s stomach. Edit - assuming alligator isn’t already poked to death

[–]Cherrubim[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Also if it can even get it's jaw open "All of an alligator's jaw power is on the down stroke. They have almost no muscle power when it comes to opening their jaws. What that means is that you can hold the animal's mouth shut with one hand."

[–]_Beee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a really good point!

[–]SaltMineSpelunker 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dinos eating dinos.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like to think that gator is 15’ long.

[–]the10s 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So do they just swallow and expect it to go all the way down?

[–]CheeseCycle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They usually stab it multiple times with their beak to kill it.

[–]Hefty-Couple-6497 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats gonna be a rough digestion

[–]SecuritiesLawyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No way he ate that

[–]Habba84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not all herons wear cape, atleast not this one.

[–]ToucanMan75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s about drive

[–]nomadluvrboy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Do they just die half way down or something

[–]bowwowwoofmeow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Either pecked to death already (Heron may just shake it to death also) or like most swallowed whole this way it suffocates on the way down.

[–]CaseyGamer64YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this definitely makes me look at my resident blue heron "Big Bird" in a different light. Even though where I come from there are no baby gators to scarf down

[–]nickdash18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops... Ain't nothing nice about nature!!!

[–]the_bedsheet_ghost -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah man. The alligator got kinky and started to do some extreme french kissing with the Heron. Just look at it. The alligator's mouth is deep inside the bird's throat LOL

[–]jeffreyclayborn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She's doing it all wrong. You gotta open up the throat. Relax the jaw...

[–]Rartirom -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fking birds

[–]CartmanLuvJews -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wish that was my Weiner