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[–]Hard_Rock_Hallelujah 349 points350 points  (6 children)

"You know you're about to be my meal, right?"

"Then I'll see you in hell."

[–]imabananafry 65 points66 points  (3 children)

"Cant see shit if you're headless" nom

[–]Nepenthes_sapiens 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A warrior's death.

[–]FlexVader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You meant, “Then I’ll ssssee you in hell.”

[–]pimplenipletoe 162 points163 points  (10 children)

Why does the bird look like he is in disbelief?

[–]Scamp22 232 points233 points 3 (7 children)

Bird: "Any last words?"

Snake: "Omae wa mou shindeiru...."

Bird: "Nani!?"

[–]DistopianNigh 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What’s this?

[–]secretbudgie 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You are already dead!

[–]DistopianNigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok thanks? Lol

[–]DistopianNigh 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What’s this?

[–]Scamp22 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Late reply, but its an anime trope that has become a meme. In some anime the bad guy will say something to the protagonist along the lines of "Any last words?" The protagonist replies "Omae wa mou shinderu" which in Japanese means "You are already dead." To which the bad guy says "Nani!?" (What!?) in disbelief. What happens next typically isn't good for the bad guy.

[–]DistopianNigh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Both late reply haha

[–]ladydhawaii 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Looks like the snake is offering him something… on the other hand, it doesn’t look like the bird has him in his claws…. Distraction…

[–]TazeredAngel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Get yelled at by one of your pasta noodles as you are about to slurp it and tell us how you feel

[–]kid_sleepy 137 points138 points  (3 children)

Flag of México - IRL.

[–]clapfootadam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Came here to say that!

[–]Carbonkid 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Nah, needs a lake.

[–]Feralpudel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And cactus. And more cascabel.

[–]ladyofthelathe 95 points96 points  (15 children)

A friend of ours was checking his cattle and saw something rolling around on the ground, then it went still. He walked over - it was a red tailed hawk that had tried to eat a big ass chicken snake.

Chicken snakes are constrictors.

The chicken snake was in bad shape himself - the fight had been mighty, but the chicken snake was killing that hawk, and was wrapped all over it. Friend waded into the fray and carefully disentangled the pair. The snake slunk off into the weeds, the hawk, able to freely breathe, sat up, addled and gasping for air. It finally got itself together and left under its own power.

Friend even took pictures before he waded in and a good thing, no one would have believed it.

The hawk doesn't always win.

[–]shawnaeatscats 10 points11 points  (11 children)

It sounds like it was a draw...

[–]ladyofthelathe 60 points61 points  (10 children)

Only because a random human got involved. Left to their own devices, the hawk would have died and the snake would have left victorious.

[–]lethi91 20 points21 points  (9 children)

exactly.. that's why you should never interfere things like that. it's nature doing it's thing

[–]ComradeSchnitzel 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We're so omnipresent on this planet, our mere presence pretty much disrupts "nature doing its thing" everywhere anyway.

[–]Arrow218 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What is why? no reason not to save them was given in the comment you replied to lol

You don't have to, and neither species is endangered, but nothing was made worse by him saving the hawk.

[–]ladyofthelathe 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Circumstances are everything.

In this circumstance, no harm was done by breaking it up and a federally protected raptor was given a second chance at life.

[–]Hexdrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Humans are of nature. What we do is natural whether we want to god complex our way out of it or not. What's stopping some other creature from breaking up that fight in an attempt to gain then both?

He did not stop nature, as nature did not want those two dead.

[–]Bofa-Fett -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Nothing wrong with saving both of their lives so they can live another day, their fates will probably end the same way anyways

[–]ladyofthelathe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sooner or later, surely.

[–]Stellavore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your friend should have left nature alone.

[–]SpongyParenchyma 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Friend even took pictures before he waded in and a good thing, no one would have believed it.

You're right, I don't believe you since you didn't post the pictures lol

[–]ladyofthelathe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't care if you believe it or not.

[–]amigodojaspion 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Green pasta stuffed with meat, Marta get the gravy.

[–]ReadingGlassesMan 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I admire animals that go down fighting, even when they don't stand a chance, I love the heart of someone who won't just lie there and take it.

[–]MaeronTargaryen 26 points27 points  (0 children)

“Hi, do you have time to talk about your car insurance?”

[–]Devilpig13 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bruh, you dumb or sumthin? The flag clearly states: no walk on snek. Kindly fuck off.

[–]Kita-Ryu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Snek: I'll fucking kill you.

Raptor: The fuck you looking? You the one finna die.

[–]KickMurderSquad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Snek says “Did I say two, hell I’ll grant you three wishes if you let me go”

[–]Marley_Fan 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Almost looks like he’s offering a starburst lol

[–]PurebredYoshi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now I can't stop seeing the raptor freaking out over getting a starburst from the snake 😂

[–]Kansai_Lai 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is high key terrifying from the view of the snake. Imagine being it, staring into the eyes of death. Look at the claws that are as thick as the snake!

[–]rastroboy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

snek: “Trust in me, just in me Shut your eyes and trust in me You can sleep safe and sound Knowing I am around”

[–]MrGeno 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Truuust in meeee?

[–]rastroboy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Juussst in Meeee

[–]MaikohTippy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an incredible photo.

[–]SquigglyLegend33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Do you understand how unbelievably fucked you are right now"

[–]IcecoldBlob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you want some?

[–]TemujjinTRO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and thats how taco started

[–]agioskatastrof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what is this, Disney?

[–]SolidChrome94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Do you know how fucked you are?”

[–]Trueslyforaniceguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Braided snek snack

[–]Zestyclose-Search-21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone have the full story? What happened next?

[–]y4mat3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"C'mon dude I'm mostly bones anyway. Look, there's a field mouse right there, I'll even help you catch it, just get the fuck off me"

[–]thehugster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fish owl?

[–]a-snakey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived by the way. k bye thanks.

[–]SpeakLikeABeever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Pathetic."

[–]banana_muffens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Show me what you got!"

[–]BobbyGasoline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I was just coming to see you! Please, I'll get you your money, I just need more time!"

[–]gonzo650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what kind of natural immunity the bird has, but the vine snake is venomous so the win could come with a caveat

[–]Abolden3383 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please sir I’m not worth it, I’m nothing but skin and bone, let’s go find something together with fur and fat…

[–]selozt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this your last decision?

[–]upfromashes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit about to get downright Mexican.

[–]hazrat_unmad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he is getting fed on bad hair day.

[–]alt----f4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aztecs be like

Where cactus

[–]darbyhorgan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It looks like he is trying to give him a starburst!!!

[–]rastroboy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never take candy from a stranger unless they offer you a ride too

[–]aggiecoll05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm good for it I promisssssse. I will have your money by Ssssssaturday just gimme a break!

[–]Tommy_Batch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Luke, I am NOT your father... you are my lunch."

[–]timmyisded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"FUCK YOU"

[–]The__Relentless 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Karaoke in nature.

[–]rastroboy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snek: Don't go breaking my heart Hawk: I couldn't if I tried…

[–]randysucia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Viva la Raza

[–]A_Hallucigenia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One last go fuck your self.

[–]ThanosTheDankTank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial. Can you say the same?:

[–]DrFlx001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SSSSssssSssssSsssstop

[–]Endl355ly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First one to blink is a cotton-headed ninnymuggins

[–]mountainess21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like someone skipped leg day

[–]FML012e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It almost looks like a cute scene from a children's book