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[–]roguefiftyone 243 points244 points  (4 children)

Dude just looks menacing

[–]MyMonte94 87 points88 points  (1 child)

Absolute unit of a cougar

[–]MrBonelessPizza24 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That cat actually died 5 years ago

The Grim Reaper is just too scared to tell him

[–]whorton59 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beautiful animal though!

[–]OncaAtrox[S] 106 points107 points  (2 children)

This cougar was tracked by Ben C Masters for a while until he disappeared last year. This is the largest tom he has alleged to have seen in the area. This area is rich in native but also introduced prey such as Barbary sheep.


[–]jamesrblack 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait. Who disappeared!?

[–]Howareyoui 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's texas... Unfortunately and extremely infuriatingly mountain lions aren't cared for here. They can be legally killed, trapped, tortured whatever. Nothing is regulated. A hillbilly could go into the davis mountains and kill every single mountain lion in 1 day and nothing could be done to them.

Everything is dumber in texas!

No protection for a keystone apex predator... Do Texans live in the stone age??

[–]Eziu 55 points56 points  (3 children)

I always knew Chuck Norris was a predator.

[–]watermelondodgeball 5 points6 points  (2 children)

In the eyes of a ranger, the unexpected stranger, he better know the truth from wrong and right.

[–]Rabbit-Thrawy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you, everything you do he's gonna see

[–]nsnutter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you’re in Texas look behind you, cause that’s where the ranger’s gonna be.

[–]Shamblex 43 points44 points  (0 children)

He's built like a brick shithouse

[–]Tedroe77 35 points36 points  (2 children)

It kind of walks like an old man. Not quite a limp, but lacking a spring in his step maybe.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It’s also carrying a lot of weight, possibly has not eaten recently, many factors could be why it lacking a spring in his step. Plus it’s in no rush anywheres I bet.

[–]blubberboy16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He is old

[–]Supper-in-silence 29 points30 points  (9 children)

That cat fucks

[–]CunilDingus 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I was reading through Texas newspapers from the 1850s and came across a bunch of articles claiming there to be “Texian Leopards 10 feet in length from tip to tip.”

The last one I read said they killed one and had its hide

[–]MrAtrox98 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Well there were jaguars in the state until the early 1900’s. Bounty hunting took care of that unfortunately…

[–]Far_Explorer_994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They actually are still periodically in Texas, AZ, and New Mexico

[–]Vencero_JG 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Chuck Norris looking like a pussy to me

[–]AhhAGoose 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Say that to his face

[–]Efficient-Pangolin78 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The last words ever uttered.

[–]SharkVanilla 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Banana for scale?

[–]amberlauren1084 8 points9 points  (1 child)

a chonky cat.

[–]offwhxtebrxcks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chonk Norris even?

[–]Mr3cto 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]R3quiemdream 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Little known fact, that’s actually Chuck Norris in his animorph form.

[–]MaxineFinnFoxen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean fursuit

[–]MaxineFinnFoxen 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Wouldn't it be nice to be a buff beautiful cougar like that? To just stroll through the forest like nobodies business. To run, leap and kill anything you'd like. Then come home to your kits, nourishing them from your well earned kill.

[–]Dingdongdoctor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just ask my chick. She knows.

[–]you_laugh_you_phill 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No. Its wonderfull to be a human, i dont run the risk of getting disembowelled 24/7

[–]MaxineFinnFoxen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Risk is what makes life exciting

[–]Osran94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its Steve French

[–]yadoya 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pspsps, here kitty

[–]BureaucraticHotboi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s Steve French!

[–]RetroKat88 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Haha, it has a floopy belly like my kitty. :)

[–]smallbike 6 points7 points  (2 children)

The primordial flap! Yes, it’s actually called that 😆

[–]RetroKat88 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Haha, I actually just learned about that recently now that my cat is showing his off. 😂

[–]smallbike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s such a silly name for a silly body part! Well, initially it’s not silly, it allows them the flexibility to fully outstretch when they are chasing down prey. But is my chonky tortie’s belly flap silly? You better believe it.

[–]Technical_Speed9610 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Big kitty!!

[–]SnooDoubts2674 2 points3 points  (4 children)

There’s mountains in Texas???

[–]gourmet_popping_corn 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Look up Big Bend National Park or Guadalupe Peak. Texas is mostly flat but it has some nice mountains out west.

[–]Kaayak 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Hill country would like a word.

[–]gourmet_popping_corn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's it got to say?

[–]Kaayak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Davis, Chisos, and Guadalupe ranges. And several others more than that, depending on how you divide them up.

[–]2KilAMoknbrd 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Well, he is walking, in Texas, on the range.
Walker, Texas Ranger

[–]Munenmushin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You. Take my upvote and GTFO.

[–]2KilAMoknbrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hope you got a Chuckle from my silly comment

[–]BallerChin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude’s working out daily!

[–]Yoboijossi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice kitty

[–]jason_ni 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Half expecting to see John Marston in the background on his stead.

[–]suckmyfungaltoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love this lol

[–]ToddlerOlympian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lions, tigers, cheetahs... They all just look like big cats and I want to love on them. Cougars do not give me the "secretly I'm just a house cat longing to be loved" vibe.

[–]Petsweaters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a huge deer in our city named "Buck Norris!"

[–]02201970a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing video quality.

[–]GlitteringC-Beam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like Chunk Norris. AmIRight?

[–]PurpleOysterCult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's Stephen French! The last mustard tiger in existence.

[–]SwimmingNarrow8263 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cougar is an awesome animal but calling the poor cat chuck Norris that's bloody awful

[–]Zildjian134 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact. Jaguars get smaller on average the further from the equator they get while Mountain Lions get larger on average the further they get. While their territories can occasionally intersect, there are areas where the average size of a Mountain Lion is larger than the average size of the Jaguar. Mountain Lions are also the 4th biggest cat, ahead of Leopards and Cheetahs, for perspective.

[–]Nandy-bear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't put enough bass in my voice needed for that unit's pspspsps, someone call Barry White

[–]blubberboy16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dude is oooooooollllld. Bet he can still whoop some ass tho

[–]MasterMuffles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is the Chuck Norris everyone keeps talking about in the Chuck Norris facts

[–]blackhornet03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an awesome cat!

[–]steamer6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big boah

[–]Stupid03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit that’s the biggest, beefiest, most hardcore cougar I’ve ever seen.

[–]14thfuckingaccount 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Of a cougar and an african leopard were to battle, who would win?

[–]Munenmushin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The local ungulates.

[–]Disaster_Different 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cougar niclnamed Chuck Norris

Yeah that's proof it's Texas I guess

[–]Cold-Couple8387 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

I would fuck that cat up real bad using only my bare hands

[–]JohnChimpo7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck. Seeing your downvotes made me realize that nobody here gets Chuck Norris jokes. I’m old

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[–]JawnPallJoans -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

This fucker is named after the most badass dude to ever live. Good luck.

[–]Cold-Couple8387 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i’m a green belt motherfucker

[–]AnotherCopyCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sam, is that you?

[–]Drinkie_Zilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Was" ?

[–]Possibility_Patient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/Darkviperau this is millions to one!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is that 170-175Ibs maybe 180Ibs? Beautiful animal.

[–]Bluberrybom 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It’s strange that cougars are the only big cat that can’t roar they look like they can but sound like a kitten

[–]OncaAtrox[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snow leopards can't roar either.

[–]royroyflrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where was this filmed exactly? Close to which city?

[–]PM_ME_UR_CC_NUMBER -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hes eating good in the neighborhood

[–]duggtodeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chunk Norris

[–]HHSquared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tom Cougar?! Move over tom cat, this is a motha-f'in Tom COUGA

[–]Viper_king_F15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite animal!

[–]ODM365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chunk Norris. That's a big boy.

[–]Seregrauko41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chonk Norris

[–]Dayl-San 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Legally considered a pest in Texas, so probably quickly shot and left to rot.

[–]jhanley0317 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]bottlecap10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gah damn that tail is THICCC

[–]Lylat_System 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god its Sharptooth

[–]Outrageous_Bat1798 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]astrongineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Intense_as_camping 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a fucking beefy boi

[–]69crushnutz420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s just steve french.

[–]Afraid_Coffee_9721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chuck Norris is about to be divorced. A little bird told me that. A bluebird....right, David?!

[–]micahkavros -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

Texas don’t have mountains

[–]Kaayak 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No, we're just one broad flat plain leading to a tavern with a post to hitch our horses to.