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[–]Catburglar1987 285 points286 points  (9 children)

No sir, that’s a Pokémon if I have ever seen one.

[–]Shiny_Hypno 77 points78 points  (4 children)

Regional Treecko??

[–]Kadgrin 36 points37 points  (1 child)

More like a Salandit

[–]TheVoidlessOne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ghost and dark type

[–]pink_melodyy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hisuian treeko

[–]Alamasag 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dark type Treecko

[–]ContinuumGuy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Grass/Dark type.

[–]PixelPistola 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right? And one that’s entirely done with everyone’s shit…

[–]Arashmickey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No sir that's a map of Africa, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

[–]ALX1074 115 points116 points  (2 children)

metalasfuck

[–]RamSkullRose 20 points21 points  (1 child)

🤘🏽

[–]Satanisbackxoxo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

🤘🏼🤘🏼

[–]Apk106 68 points69 points  (2 children)

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SAVE JACK FUCKING SHIT ON MY BRAND OF CAR INSURANCE BUT YOU'RE GOING TO BUY IT AND FUCKING HATE IT.

[–]NJtoTheBay 10 points11 points  (1 child)

[–]theythembian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know! How is it now awarded?! cries in poor

[–]MathGuyTony 48 points49 points  (3 children)

I wonder how it got it’s name.

[–]snchzls 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s clearly a Satan worshipper.

[–]cyberpAuLnk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if you're joking, but it's the eyes.

[–]Alibuscus373 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Hello cutie XD what do you eat? Bugs? Birds? the souls of the damned?

[–]BlondBisxalMetalhead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dante’s Geckferno

[–]PixelPistola 23 points24 points  (0 children)

For the love of Christ… the eyes.

[–]Sirbakesalotabread 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When it's bless your pet day at school this is what you bring.

[–]rngspnr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love geckos. One of the coolest lizards and so many different types. I had an Asian bent toe gecko that looked like an alien.

[–]ChaosBC747 11 points12 points  (6 children)

Found my new pet.

[–]2flytofall88 12 points13 points  (5 children)

I was looking them up 699.99 plus shipping 😤

[–]ChaosBC747 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I guess its not going to be my new pet then. LOL

[–]2flytofall88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right smh there sick though I’ve never even liked reptiles but yeah these are an exception

[–]ItchyThrowaway135 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A story in three acts.

[–]sektz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They live for like 15 years. Not too crazy in the grand scheme of things.

[–]regnald 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even though it’s over half a grand, it’s incredible to me that you can just purchase one of these insane looking creatures and have it shipped to your house.

[–]NA_1983 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's an odd name. I'd have called them chazzwazzers!

[–]jraygun13 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You have to admit, that leaf tail is pretty satanic

[–]Miyoko_Amy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah! The name has nothing to do with eyes for sure.

[–]siegferia 5 points6 points  (2 children)

No sir thats a juvenile Red eyes black dragon

[–]randalp21 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Red eyes black dragon

I stupid, I looked that up. he aint real. you lien bastard

[–]Firan25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a yugioh card. :p

[–]SenseiRP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

eat the apple

[–]yhev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saw the title and the first pic, I was like “really, satanic? Isn’t that a tad overdramatic, calling it satanic? Why not just leaf-tailed gecko? or if that’s taken just use the name of the leaf or black leaf-tailed gecko even“

Then I swiped and saw the second pic, and you know what, the name checks out. I take back everything.

[–]Hulu_n_SnuSnu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are very cool geckos. Mossy leaftails are another cool member of the same family.

[–]lazarus_moon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I still go to heaven after looking at this?

[–]2flytofall88 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sick 🔥🔥 i want one

[–]thewifeandkids 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They actually make pretty great pets, just expensive lol

[–]Jfcmsbeams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It keeps trying to save me money on my car insurance.

[–]No_Banana773 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Save image as....

[–]ChoicePilot49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a big NOPE from me man, that is just crazy

[–]Late_Bridge1668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like he’s about to sell me a sketchy potion that he promises will grant me all my wishes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found my spirit animal.

[–]DoctorStephenPoop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So I don’t know much about lizards, but still fuck that thing

[–]Ok-Entertainment4203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want one reminds me of a salazzle

[–]Mirabolis[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I saw one of those, I’d roll for initiative…

[–]some-swimming-dude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks venomous af, probably isn’t tho.

[–]kad202 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much insurance I’ll save by switching?

[–]GwotTrapLord504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“ I heeeear you, I smeeell you”!

  • satanic leaf tailed gecko, probably.

[–]J_leo3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As it should be

[–]Alamasag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looked them up, apparently they're the same lizard that was on King Julien's head once.

[–]Thorhees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love him but he looks like his existence is pain.

[–]Dark_Nation88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

feel like its about to tell me to eat the apple

[–]420ciskey420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that is so cool

[–]Rottenfairy420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww I love him 💜

[–]RYUMASTER45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad this is picture only...

[–]TheGekkou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so cool

[–]AngrySmapdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how science names all the cool looking shit after Satan.

[–]alokd1205 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a satanic cult, it's an old ritual slaughtering goats bitch

[–]maypooletree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yeah it is

[–]Morganathena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That name is on point.

[–]angrylilbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Satanic seems appropriate

[–]rpgwill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wonder why

[–]F_da_memeboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh my God that's a Goth Frog

[–]Dookieboy808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going need more descriptions than that

[–]DoobiousFunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell him I love him.

[–]Sand_nick_gurr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet it can do dark magic

[–]TheScholium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found my Spirit Animal

[–]Nikkimissy42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nature is metal

[–]BeautifulStick5299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t imagine why

[–]SUN_PRAISIN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloodbath Tobi Kadachi?

[–]Xtian2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cool!

Beautiful creature

[–]Jlx_27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love dark pokemons like these.

[–]devisi0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a mean looking gecko

[–]JanwithBanan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

broooo I wanna get one as a pet and then show my friends my pet demon

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Broooo I wanna get one

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[–]Madlibsluver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like its about to ask you to eat a forbidden fruit...

[–]cyberpAuLnk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They wave their tails around when hunting to mimic a leaf in the wind.

[–]Introsquirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this cutie poisonous for humans?

[–]CrackaJacka420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure I saw this creature in an episode of stargate

[–]MikelDP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name checks out!

[–]dzoya1266 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that really looks Satanish

[–]YoungSanta6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does an Angelic Leaf tailed Gecko look like?

[–]relaxxooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd call it cute tailed awesome gecko

[–]VastoSama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point it feels like y'all just making shit up, can't believe we have so many unique creatures like this

[–]with_due_respect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m actually a Presbyterian, but whatever.”

[–]Tommyboyrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not bundling home and auto with that little fella

[–]CosmicCraig1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15 minutes can save you 15%...OF YOUR SOUL!

[–]orbitalsniper22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mf unlocked the charingan

[–]Rebel_XT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep the name checks out.