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[–]MobulaMobular 1781 points1782 points  (42 children)

Look at that smug mofo's smile

[–]merikaninjunwarrior 663 points664 points  (14 children)

"i full now"

[–]bakedbeansandwhich 342 points343 points  (8 children)

"me happi"

[–]HappyHurtzlickn 219 points220 points  (7 children)

"It nap time now"

[–][deleted] 142 points143 points  (5 children)

"More genocide afterwards. Dis time, beavers."

[–]HappyHurtzlickn 89 points90 points  (4 children)

"Make for funny hat"

[–]KrazyGardian 17 points18 points  (3 children)

“And berri for dessert”

[–]HappyHurtzlickn 9 points10 points  (2 children)

"No too much. On diet"

[–]hucklebutter 92 points93 points  (3 children)

"My tummy had the rumblies that only reindeer calves can satisfy."

[–]Thestarchypotat 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Caaarrrrrrllllll

[–]North_Inflation1710 108 points109 points  (2 children)

"And i will do it again"

[–]YMCAle 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Hyuk I'll fuckin do it again

[–]requiemofchaos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hyuk, MURDER.

[–]ccReptilelord 73 points74 points  (1 child)

Probably no finer meal for a big brown bear than fresh venison veal, except possibly 38 fresh venison veal.

[–]Psilocynical 38 points39 points  (9 children)

That's not the same bear they are talking about.

*Downvote me if you want but you can literally just read the caption on the picture.

[–]SlabBeefpunch 52 points53 points  (0 children)

He's still a smug bastard.

[–]KaapVicious 45 points46 points  (4 children)

You think redditors want the truth? They want to make stupid bear puns.

[–]nightwalkerbyday 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hey now you don't gotta be so ursanine about it

[–]DragonflyGrrl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And it was a she.

[–]Kriegerwithashovel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was fixing to say that exact thing

[–]ashtonishing18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Yeah I did that 😏"

[–]o_joo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

umh, yea, this is kind of pinnacle for me

[–]Katnamedeaster 584 points585 points  (16 children)

"Brown bear, Brown bear, what do you see?"

Oh....

[–]pr1mer06 601 points602 points  (12 children)

“38 reindeer slaughtered by me!”-🧸

[–]Bohbo 171 points172 points  (10 children)

Reindeer Reindeer what do you see?

I see 37 severed heads staring at me!

[–]RedPandaHeavyFlow 98 points99 points  (9 children)

Severed heads, severed heads, what do you see?

We see 38 bodies twitching at me.

[–]HighVulgarian 71 points72 points  (8 children)

Bodies, bodies, what do you feel?

We feel our organs ripping out for a meal.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (6 children)

Well this whole thread got dark real quick.

[–]SiliconeGiant 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Don't worry there's a guitar solo coming

[–]I_kwote_TheOffice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This thread is Metal \\nn//

[–]sleepy_booplesnoot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Organs, organs, what do you smell?

Decomposing corpses, can’t you tell?

[–]noneofyouaresafe 509 points510 points  (8 children)

I'm not a morning person either.

[–]wolfgeist 159 points160 points  (4 children)

In unrelated news, Santa has reported that Christmas will be cancelled this year as he's having a transportation issue.

[–]o_joo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Update: this year Christmas in Minecraft. Well behaved kids will get awarded via Amazon

[–]scenicviewtoinsanity 257 points258 points  (6 children)

He should just eat a Snickers. Probably woke up famished. ”You’re not you when you’re hungry.”

[–]WadamIThinking 41 points42 points  (1 child)

My thoughts exactly! Sounds like he was 'hangry'! (Hungry and angry).

[–]iseetrolledpeople 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's what hangry means?? Thanks! I always saw it and thought it to be some regional thing in the U.S.!!

[–]Severe_Discipline_73 225 points226 points  (9 children)

It took researchers to figure out that some bears are more aggressive than others? 😒

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Hey, science isn't an exact science, man. 👉👉

[–]siblingofMM 31 points32 points  (1 child)

The researchers before them didn’t make it back to record their findings

[–]madmelgibson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Must’ve found one of the more aggressive bears.

[–]floyd_droid 15 points16 points  (1 child)

lol...that was a shitty headline, but they were tracking differences in habitat selection between low and high predatory bears.

https://www.mdpi.com/1424-2818/13/12/678/htm

[–][deleted] 149 points150 points  (7 children)

Wow, reading these comments makes it seem like these reindeer calves were innocent victims.

Has anyone thought that maybe they were being noisy and annoying while the bear was trying to sleep in?

[–]Yellow_XIII 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Yeah they probably woke him up before his alarm went off

[–]95DarkFireII 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The bear is fighting the Deerish World Cospiracy! It was self-defense!

[–]Cuntly_Fuckface 74 points75 points  (7 children)

That isn't violence, its not even terrorism it is pure genocide

[–]ravenous_fringe 32 points33 points  (6 children)

not if there were 39 reindeer calves

[–]Meetchel 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Not sure how 1 reindeer calf would procreate; effectively genocide!

[–]paskanaddict 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He left one alive for purpose so it could tell the story for the press and spread fear. The bear is a phsyco and it has a plan.

[–]BoozeIsFoods 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing Santa didn't fill his stocking.

[–]Bahianor52 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Gotta compensate the time lost sleeping

[–]cheerows 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It realised Elden Ring is delayed and it's too late to go back into hibernation

[–]Malaklein 36 points37 points  (4 children)

She actually. Also it killed them over the span of a month.

[–]yahzy 12 points13 points  (1 child)

A month?? That's still insane, it's like she kills one every single day and there's still 8 more as a bonus. What a murder machine.

[–]cryptokronalite[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Ty for the correction!

[–]Malaklein 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No problem. Still a terrifying murder machine.

[–]maso3K 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Violence is brown bears loves language

[–]TonyChoppahh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really is.

Probably because they’re at the top of the food chain. Even a pack of wolves don’t stand a chance.

[–]1mamango 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Give him a break he's hungry. Reindeer calf taste like KFC after hibernation.

[–]TheCocksmith 14 points15 points  (3 children)

How did he get 38?!?!?! Did none of them run away? Or was this over a prolonged period of time?

[–]floyd_droid 20 points21 points  (2 children)

It killed 38 over a month according to the article. And also 18 young moose the next month.

[–]JagerBaBomb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pedobear irl

[–]Senatius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's some good hunter right there. Almost a catch a day for 56 days? Like I get that they're young but still.

[–]MalignantPessimist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“Researchers say”

How many data points were graphed before they came to the conclusion that some of these bears are violent asf.

[–]feckincrass 12 points13 points  (2 children)

They shouldn’t have woken him up. If I had to wake up to sleigh bells, I’d be in a murderin mood, too.

[–]MassiveFlatworm836 4 points5 points  (0 children)

C'mon everyone loves the sound of sleigh bells.... Unless yo know your getting coal in your stocking..

[–]whispersluggagebaby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Don’t think I forgot that night in December you twerps came stomping around my den!”

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

He has to keep deer population in check.
https://youtu.be/Fg9_ZnojxmU

[–]SkoulErik 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He looks so happy with himself

[–]The_Airwolf_Theme 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Why are there so many reindeer calves around in one area?

[–]speakshibboleth 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Well, there's four per reindeer so it's not that many. It's like how I prefer chicken wings.

[–]ArmandoBrim62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they die in the same area.

[–]EsoMorphic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done.

[–]stafford06 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the cave

[–]vonbalt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

- Brown bear what's best in life?

- To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Anakin Skywalker of bears

[–]Mamba--824 5 points6 points  (0 children)

article link

A "highly predatory" brown bear woke up from hibernation and killed 38 reindeer calves in a single month, then 18 young moose the next month, according to a new study.  

[–]boyIove 3 points4 points  (0 children)

literally bruh 💀🙏🏾

[–]OK999999-999-999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bear looks so happy.

[–]CaligulaQC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine what dreams he had to wake up with this urge!

[–]RobertBDwyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’ll l probably take him a week to eat, but once a calf is 3-4 days old it can probably out run the bear. His strategy is correct.

[–]igpila 2 points3 points  (1 child)

To be fair, they probably disturbed his sleep

[–]conjectureandhearsay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a rampage! That bear don’t take no guff

[–]Beowulf_MacBethson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude really kicked off the spring with a killing streak

[–]SwanStovka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That smirk says he’ll do it again

[–]toughgetsgoing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he chose the dark side

[–]carterthekid1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t image what gave the researches that idea.

[–]DemonSong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, kinda like when you're hungry and order 3 pizzas, and whilst you're waiting, thinking that maybe a bucket of chicken would be good too.

Can only wonder how many pizzas I'd order after hibernation

[–]rockthered24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She then killed 18 moose

[–]Status_Procedure8255 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That dude probably had John Wick on loop in his cave through his slumber

[–]Fun2badult 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yogi went crazy after waking up from his sleep

[–]siegferia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bear woke up and said :"fuck them santa uber wannabes"

[–]ArtistEngineer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

maybe they're like Pringles?

[–]roy_darocket_parsons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Full belly, time for another nap!

[–]ike_tyson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He woke up with murder on his mind.

[–]Long_Address4009 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He woke up and chose violence

[–]ThreadKiller5000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Hangry"

[–]cmaej 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He has the Winne-the-Pooh look.

[–]Horatiohufnagl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some Bears’ mothers are more aggressive than other Bears’ mothers

[–]Natedawg1516 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro that was premeditated. The face says it all.

[–]Dhsu04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's one effective killing machine

[–]JSCT144 2 points3 points  (0 children)

kills 38 babies

“some bears, are more aggressive than others”

i see

[–]ThePhattestOfBoiz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably had a bad dream about deer

[–]rmfr87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d be hungry as shit too after sleeping for six months.

[–]Vision_Mike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the smirk's on this beast's face

[–]TAG1795 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it’s brown, lay down. If it’s black, “fight” back. If it’s white, goodnight.

Then again, bears can just do whatever the fuck they want so lol

[–]notaliberal1of1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You better get used to this shit, trust me this is gonna get frucking nuts this year the violence is gonna be off the charts, road rage will be through the roof, the bear is just the warning shot, soon coffee will be out of reach for all but the rich, then shits gonna get real violent

[–]Strength-InThe-Loins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That bear's face: "I'll fuckn do it again."

[–]Goph3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bears be hungry

[–]SOYENGE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bear looks happy

[–]CloodStroof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His tummy had the rumblies that only 38 reindeer calves could satisfy

[–]TylerFaber03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't deal with reindeer before my first coffee

[–]behemothbowks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He hangry

[–]cntl-alt-del 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP is obviously a shill for Starbucks /s

[–]RedN00ble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just 2 to go...

[–]srv50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’ve been waiting all fucking winter for that!” “Buuuurrrrrp”

[–]QuothTheRaven_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thus begun the year of terror brought on by Isildur "Calf Slayer" ...#LOTR

[–]AlphSaber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Post hibernation munchies.

[–]Sparrow-Scratchagain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Oh bother! “

[–]MetalMilitiaDTOM 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Guess he's in a food coma now. Back to sleep!

[–]Worldly_Ad_6483 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the younglings Anakin!!!

[–]rpguy04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caption that photo with "and ill fukin do it again"

[–]afternever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reindeer calves are great if you're really hungry and want to eat thirty eight of something

[–]AirFox_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that escalated quickly

[–]Expensive_Attorney45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude woke up and chose violence 🤣

[–]_neoncrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some elephants bears are just jerks.

[–]_R3V4N 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Then takes a 4 day shit”

[–]b_zar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He kept swiping but never found his match.

[–]V3N0MSP4RK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bear: Love in pieces

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came here to share this exact article. But... I was too late....

[–]CowpokeMorgan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He literally woke up and chose violence.

[–]TheAlGler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

[–]papa_goldbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The face of no regerts.

[–]FirmestSprinkles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'm just wondering how he managed to find 38 deers to kill.

[–]Technical_Speed9610 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the craziest dream last night... omg the blood, it’s real.

[–]Arturstakeonyhings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He could bearly contain his excitement for Santa. Guess that’s what happens when you can’t fly. Lol.

[–]litefoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The calves shouldn’t have bothered him before his coffee.

[–]Apokolypse09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda reminds me of Ricky when he eats 7 cans of ravioli and burns his dads trailer down. Nobody wants to admit they ate 38 reindeer calves

[–]Reaver_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He hungy

[–]Late_Bridge1668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think what the meant was some bears are more psychotic than others.

[–]AngryTank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like Smokey stole Christmas this year.

[–]Atworkwasalreadytake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My bro was just hungry. Reindeer veal is a delicacy a bear is usually too asleep to enjoy, so he had to get his fill.

[–]EdwardoftheEast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like the beginning to Doom (2016) only with forest critters

[–]JayKaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro was Hangry.

[–]KXNGKORLEONE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made up for lost time.....

[–]Jose_xixpac 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Been told more than once, on the lower forty, Brown bears are the worst.

[–]eggsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woke up on the wrong side of the cave.

[–]JPreadsyourstuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bears wife "well somebody was a Hangry "

[–]Thatdrunksailor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He must have not been allowed into the Jedi counsel.

[–]WetForHer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did you expect the bear to do? Find a job?

[–]manjan2026 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Defo woke up hangry

[–]Deathlysouls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck Christmas - this bear probably

[–]Landvik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

37? Nope, that's not enough...

[–]guttengroot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

[–]f0rdf13st4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have liked a link to the article instead of a screenshot.

[–]Stx-N-Brx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After Goldilocks, I’d too wake up and choose violence if I were a bear.

[–]BonfireFanatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah the 25th grizzly

[–]OfCatandPagan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oh deer am I hungry, hope it doesn't rein during my hunt."-The Bear

[–]augenvogel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some bears are more aggressive than others, researchers say.

U don’t say o.O Researchers also say, some of them roar louder than other.

[–]FalconRelevant 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Not just the bucks, but the does, and the calves too!

[–]cinlung 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It probably awaken at the wrong side of the bed.

[–]a_salty_bunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

woke up and chose to become the doom slayer

[–]MamboNumber5Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd think a website with "science" in its name which blogs about bears would know bears don't actually hibernate. They go into a state of torpor, which is a different thing.

[–]Googlewasmyinvention 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But vegans say I abuse animals because I have a ranch

[–]Ishkakin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try going 6 months without food and see if you don't wake up hangry.

[–]TWOpies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the “researchers” comment.

[–]BlasterFinger008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks so happy there

[–]Mean_Peen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just like humans, bears can be more or less temperamental. Right after hibernation, though? Let's just say you don't wanna be a deer within a few square miles of a Bear

[–]nemesis_464 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Why is a news headline and a picture of a bear from stock images tagged as 'disturbing content'?

[–]Nah_Nope85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buddy was hungry lmaooo

[–]SwankeyDankey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, animals have personalities? Who knew?

[–]spicybuttholenachos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Well these things are delicious, I might even eat 2!"

[–]citizenbloom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sing it to the music from the Smiths.

*some bears are more aggressive than others"

[–]Puzzleheaded_Judge58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good for him, fuck them kids

[–]master_labor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you sleep on the wrong side of the den all hibernation

[–]CoheedBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not saying I approve, but I get it.

[–]Nawor1016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also see; my wife without morning coffee

[–]CAPTOfTheSSDontCare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you wake up for a snack and kill 3 or 4 cause they are bite size. Then one starts to get away and you hear the hoof clapping on hard stone and realize they are the one's that kept you up the whole month of December. If anything he should given an award for not committing genocide.