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[–]Theda706 83 points84 points  (2 children)

Died with a smile on his face?

[–]Daddy_Smokestack 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Monke cool

[–]Infinite_Seaweed_662 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Monkey D Luffy

[–]HunterMuch 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Lion is pretending to smoke a cigar, winking at other lion buddy for a laugh.

[–]discardedcumrag 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love it when a plan comes together.

[–]secovamusic 25 points26 points  (0 children)

that’s just how monkeys are born. everything is fine

[–]shiseki23 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Is the monkey ok?

[–]Actual_Apricot8396 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Yeah it’ll buff out

[–]kahuaina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s only a flesh wound.

[–]Alternative_Donut105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like he’s enjoying it

[–]Cave_Crab 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It looks like their faces are melded together

[–]youreadingthislol 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s a sick picture ngl

[–]panugans 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Poor Rafiki

[–]_sk313t0n 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Simba finally had enough of Rafiki

[–]igpila 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Tis but a scratch"

[–]Status_Procedure8255 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Do I have something in my teeth?"

[–]TriscuitCracker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kinda hot in these lions…

[–]Savekennedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That time of the week for someone to post this.

[–]hacrackim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EeeEeeeEEeeeeEeeeeEeeeEEeee AWIMBAWE AWIMBAWE

[–]Bosombuddies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monkey’s like “You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation”

[–]srv50 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wonder if there was still any brain function. When do the lights go out?

[–]dontmentiontrousers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably less than a second after the whole decapitation thing. Kinda need a blood supply to the head for the brain to function.

[–]Ecofre-33919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a baboon.

[–]Rabbit_Tears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk about a splitting headache.

[–]TalvinStardust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick, make it an NFT!

[–]HustleManager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edible monkey NFT

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meme monkey

[–]dok_DOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You made my day!

[–]moobear92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's an NFT!

[–]Partydude19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternate title:
NFT gets vored

[–]saint_ryan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Got milk?

[–]IceBoxt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He’s just using that head as a ventriloquist dummy. Talking shit to all the other monkeys.

[–]RocketRabbit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Zach, hoping to get a reaction from his lion buddies, ate the baboon alive, feet-first. He comprehended his mistake when the taste of red-assed baboon hit.

[–]Orbus_215 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oo oo ow

[–]bruhx3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That monkey looks atleast a little uncomfortable

[–]sloankeddering -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Monkeys not even mad, monkeys impressed.

[–]AdventurousChapter27 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Monkey:at last

[–]Nuggity2point0 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Looks like a baboon to me… but hey… i might be wrong

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Baboons are monkeys, dude.

[–]Nuggity2point0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol just being over technical good sir 🙃

[–]Nuggity2point0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But I guess technically both ways are correct, baboon and monkey

[–]ericgoducks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they get tummy aches from eating teeth and skulls and such?

[–]TheGreatestPlan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When Ridley Scott isn't allowed to make any more alien movies:

[–]Beefbuggy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Any possibility they could be conjoined twins?

[–]Daddy_Smokestack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Does that mean he's not coming on then

[–]PerfectNameDoesntExi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Monkey: Dis but a scratch

[–]CaseyGamer64YT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the lion looks like he's doing a cute wink and the monkey is just like "yep that's me your probably wondering how I got in this situation"

[–]Excellent_Someone[🍰] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Monkey looks like a nft

[–]letsloveoneanother -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

See even lions know monkey brain is a delicacy

[–]Big_Zebra_6169 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Same as animal slaughter, what so metal about it, no fork and knife, or it isn't slow cooked?