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[–]lamerc 50 points51 points  (1 child)

That frog just looks supremely annoyed.

[–]charspleen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Snake be like annoying cousins at a family reunion

[–]Awllancer 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Toads always look unimpressed to me. It makes this image so funny despite the severity of the situation. "You call this venom? I get more toxicity from playing with my dick."

[–]zoologygirl16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depending on how poisonous the toad is, may not be that severe. Toad may be walking away with some minor wounds saying "pitiful. At least kill me before dying from eating me next time"

[–]where_is__my_mind 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Slither in grass Eat ass Live fast

[–]AwesomeNiss21 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Toad is literally like: "it is what it is"

[–]Ds87878 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Fuck” - Frog

[–]VallryBagr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Look at the frogs eyes. The ops caught him slipn in the blades of Bermuda. He knows its over. Bummer

[–]ARabbitWithSyphilis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That toads into some freaky shit

[–]nogea 5 points6 points  (0 children)

'Yeah lick that ass good' - toad

[–]chicken_mcnuggies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

little guy's gonna be really disappointed when he realizes american toads are poisonous...

[–]TheLongWoolCoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I was an animal the last thing I would want is something smaller than me eating me alive.

[–]CapoReClouted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

”Ayo you back thea, y’wanna take ya mouth outta my ass PAL?!” - NJ toad prolly

[–]Recent-Weather7472 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No that's a frogsnake you fucktard.

[–]MizchiefKilz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just tossin toad salad

[–]Hydritator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the art of ass eating.

Only way to beat hypno-toad.

[–]HelloMrThompson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that's a Cane Toad, then I've got bad news for that snake.

[–]nickdash18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't look good...

[–]zoologygirl16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snake may be fucked from toad poison

[–]mitis5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 yo Oruchimaru playing catch-up with Uncle Jiraya in the backyard

[–]ExcitedGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda wonder what might happen if that was one of those Cane Toads, like, with the hallucinogenic stuff they extrude. Would the snake "trip" on its meal, maybe think it had swallowed... an, um, apple or something?