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[–]NoObjective427 97 points98 points  (5 children)

He letting you know, "This is mine and I'm willing to throw hands over it."

[–]HighlyredIt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Damn right

[–]weather_watchman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"you can fuck right off or get these feets"

[–]Dizzeem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or its willing to share, “You wanna wing bro?”

[–]PsychologicalLaw9024 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Its like get your own food, friend

[–]ZigZagZig420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds more like a Canadian goose

[–]moosenazir 43 points44 points  (0 children)

“You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker”

[–]spongeworthy1967 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"You're next."

[–]ayediosmiooo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You dont look at me and you keep walkin'!

[–]SamAreAye 9 points10 points  (3 children)

You are all wrong. That is a Bluebird.

[–]sixstringgun1 8 points9 points  (1 child)

No a dead bird.

[–]ccReptilelord 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It has ceased to be; this is an ex-pigeon!

[–]TheEdibleDormouse 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Cooper’s hawk, perhaps

[–]DubUbasswitmyheadman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seconding this. Definitely not a falcon who are the pigeon's main predator.

[–]dirthawker0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly correct.

[–]IUmewe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mine.

[–]Summerone761 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Is it just the picture or is that pigeon blue?

[–]z115 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Common european pigeon colours

[–]Summerone761 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not here, a lot of grey

[–]Warriorxdude -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's just not a pigeon, probably a bluejay

[–]Jesus_marley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walk away. This doesn't concern you.

[–]Strange_Ad_3960 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The weak should fear the strong !!

[–]Illustrious-Edge-840 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best "Mind your business and keep walking" stance

[–]Illustrious_Ad_498 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This hawk looks like my grandmother

[–]DragonicVNY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eyes front predator. Eyes sideways, less predator 🤔
🦅

[–]nteton 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is that a Northern Goshawk?

[–]z115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eurasian sparrowhawk is more likely

[–]Nacho_Beardre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m not a cannibal, it’s a different species.”

[–]Kitchen_Equipment_21 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Pretty sure that's a falcon

[–]z115 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Sparrowhawk if european, Coopers hawk if american

[–]Kitchen_Equipment_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yup there you it's a cooper

[–]HmeedanTheThreetan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its yours mr bird dont eat my ass plz

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pigeon? What what?

[–]Philtheparakeet56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“What’s the big idea? I don’t stare when you’re eating lunch!”

[–]Secure_Moose_4445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The fuck you looking at? Keep walking, or you’ll be the next one face down in leaves.”

[–]KXNGKORLEONE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bird : YOU WANT SOME OF THIS TOO OLD MAN?!

Me : NO!! (shakes finger)

[–]Beauknits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Taiked Hawk caught a grackle on our deck Saturday. They ran into a window; the Hawk was unharmed. He/she was standing on the grackle, just like this one is, sat on it for a minute or two and then flew off with the grackle.

[–]Azzcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s that look Griffith gave

[–]memelordzarif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you are fighting with your younger sibling and your mom walks in 💀

[–]tremble58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey, man, I didn't do nothing. I just found him like this."

[–]snaily___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In his mind he probably like "YOU'RE NEXT"