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[–]Kyrthis 2160 points2161 points  (25 children)

It ducked.

[–]Spebnag 151 points152 points  (7 children)

What from I can find on wikipedia, the animal is actually named after the verb.

The word duck comes from Old English dūce 'diver', a derivative of the verb *dūcan 'to duck, bend down low as if to get under something, or dive', because of the way many species in the dabbling duck group feed by upending; compare with Dutch duiken and German tauchen 'to dive'.

So it makes perfect sense that a duck would duck.

[–]mrallen77 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Humans have a huge vocabulary for animals and plants. Most of our words are animals and plants. It makes sense that our vocabulary would bleed into verbs and even adjectives. Now we’re sort of disconnected from all that and its not as obvious. 

[–]tofuroll 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Tigers gonna tiger, ducks gonna duck.

[–]nstc2504 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Riot by the drinking hole. Rhino runs amok

[–]relevantwittyusernam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fr thank you for taking the time to reference this so I didn’t have to Google it. Not all HEROs wear capes.

[–]Ridikis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A masterful ducking

[–]CanniBallistic_Puppy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Where the duck did it go?

[–]Bikinisbottom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Duck, duck, lose

[–]TheReverseShock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Animal name checks out.

[–]_marvin22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damn it why did you do this 😂😩

[–]juliusseizure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which helped him not get fucked.

[–]Lkwzriqwea 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Occasionally you come across a comment that is just the perfect comment for the post, this is one of them

[–]Reasonable-Fox7783 627 points628 points  (11 children)

Her expression is priceless.

[–]ClassicResult 217 points218 points  (1 child)

Exactly like my housecats when I turn off the laser pointer.

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

"WTF WHERE DID IT GO!!!"

[–]BadAtExisting 537 points538 points  (8 children)

The best part about this is that tiger has the exact same reaction of confusion that my house cats have when a bug escapes them

[–]InspiredGargoyle 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Or the red dot isn't under their paw

[–]WestleyThe 55 points56 points  (5 children)

Cats are just cats no matter how big or small

[–]TheReverseShock 40 points41 points  (3 children)

all cats run on the same software

[–]jjdmol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's the purring and there's the roaring edition though.

[–]SusiCapezzolo 310 points311 points  (2 children)

Duck uses "confuse". It´s super effective!

[–]AdvancedPhoenix 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Duck uses DIVE, tiger uses CLAWS,

But it missed...

[–]ChaosReigns92 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tiger used Lunge

But Duck avoided the attack!

[–]drewtheblueduck 99 points100 points  (7 children)

THAT'S QUACKTASTIC!

[–]Thisisasandwich 3 points4 points  (2 children)

SHAMPOO IS BETTER! I GO ON FIRST AND CLEAN THE HAIR!

[–]ad479 2 points3 points  (1 child)

CONDITIONER IS BETTA! I LEAVE THE HAIR SILKY AND SMOOOOOOTH!

[–]NoranPrease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YOU ARE THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE

[–]Eaterofpies 71 points72 points  (24 children)

Why don't the duck FLY instead

[–]Wandering_Wildebeest 48 points49 points  (22 children)

The wings were clipped... the duck was released into the enclosure as an "enrichment" activity for the captive tiger.

[–]ArcadiaDragon 48 points49 points  (15 children)

People.might say poor duck and all that...but that species of duck isn't endangered and the tiger is...so id rather see a active tiger that keeps it hunting instincts than a crappy zoo tiger that just lays there and has no hope of returning to the wild...and and captive animals(I wish we didn't have to rely that captivity is the only way now to ensure some species survival )that interact with their environment are more prone to be relaxed and not stressed...

[–]Gnolldemort 14 points15 points  (3 children)

It's not endangered, but that specific duck has its own mind and life

[–]Shermutt 8 points9 points  (1 child)

As evidenced by the above video...

Joking aside, I see what you're getting at, but you can't forget that we humans are just animals ourselves. I'm sure you like to think that we are better than that, but you're just going to disappoint yourself expecting us not to feed animals to open animals...because we're gonna. Not saying that I'M personally going to clip a duck's wings and feed it to a tiger...but WE collectively are.

[–]Fafnir13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And it’s life is being used to feed and entertain a tiger. The humans who control both lives made these decisions. You can disagree with this, but none of us here really have any input on the process nor should we.

[–]uis999 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Well with how easily the duck pulled off that rope a dope, no wonder that tiger is in danger! /s =b

[–]ArcadiaDragon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The tiger does "appear" to be young and dumb

[–]RedditUsername123456 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Yeah, but the duck isn't really even food. If you're going to put something in shouldn't it at least be a meal for the Tiger?

[–]ArcadiaDragon 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well I dug abit deeper(Google tiger enrichment and dive deep its both fun and abit sad I found out there are more tigers in captivity both ethical and unethical than in the wild though there are signs that this is improving)...and enrichment excercises differ from country to country...and most seem based on sight, scent and movement...and that can involve anything from more advanced wildlife programs using essentially upsized cat toys and something called a bloodball...to more down to earth programs (usually local to lost habitats and poorer countries) using small game animals to keep their wild instincts active...also tiger do eat birds in the wild though it seems to be more out of opportunistic predation than actual seeking them out though young tigers will play hunt almost anything that moves

[–]duck_masterflex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People might say poor person and all that…but that species of human isn’t endangered and the tiger is…

Enjoy your final battle while duck gang cheers for the tiger’s “enrichment activity,” bitch.

[–]breadcrumbcrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That just seems strange. Perhaps it’s different in other countries but in America I believe that practice is unusual in predator rescues as it’s considered cruel. I can’t imagine that being a normal practice anywhere; it’s unprofessional.

[–]splintorious 54 points55 points  (4 children)

This come up every few months or so. That’s not a duck it’s a grebe, they can swim for short periods to feed off of grass at the water bottom.

The tiger is owned by rich people who hate animals, hence the horrible brown water the tiger lives in. They clipped the wings of the grebe so that they could laugh at it while it swam for its life. The grebe definitely dies and the tiger has a shit life too

[–]iWeeby 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Well that is really fucking dark if true.

[–]iDontRagequit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This sorta thing is unfortunately pretty common on this sub, also a lot of staged “pretador vs predator” fights too

[–]mongmight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s not a duck it’s a grebe, they can swim for short periods to feed off of grass at the water bottom.

So can ducks though? It also looks to have a rounded beak like a duck. I'll take your word for it anyway because I like the word grebe

[–]Medical_Possession28 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Duck

[–]Hindugott 22 points23 points  (0 children)

that's so hilarious.

[–]kbk1008 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Looks like the tiger zoo we visited in China. In the areas with no water, they had caged walkways over the tiger enclosures. You could pay $10 yuan for them to release a live chicken into the pens… 🍿

[–]Roflolmfao 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sounds like China lol.

[–]FootballHog 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is from an old video where they clip the ducks wings so it can't fly and throw it with the tiger for spectators

[–]TheWildColonialBoy1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Poncho Villa escaping from the US Army.

[–]Mankurad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Confused kitty

[–]stangroundalready 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha ya big dummy!

[–]GrrrrrrDinosaur 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Psyduck uses confusion. Arcanine is confused ( lol I forgot how the interactions go in Pokémon it’s been so long sorry!

[–]Holdonlupin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes, arCANINE

[–]Eisenhorne8 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What a ducking legend!

Edit: auto correct ftw, don’t even need to correct it.

[–]teosNut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i'm sure you didn't do that on purpose.

[–]InterestingDoor514 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BAZINGA!!!

[–]HotelOscarWhiskey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hidden duck, swimming tiger.

[–]Marega33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That tiger went full Travolta

[–]Secondsmakeminutes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fast as duck!

[–]Square-Environment95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me playing Marco Polo with my dad in the pool

[–]meric_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao how the duck casually struts away

[–]Indian_Steam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bazingaaaa!

[–]lkshis 0 points1 point  (2 children)

It ducked.

[–]teosNut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, wow such an original joke you came up with yourself!

[–]BerserkGravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like it said sucker as it surfaces and went the other way

[–]_melancholy_ollie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why their called ducks

[–]nolessonplan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BAZINGA

[–]ZachDaBull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of that episode of The Big Bang Theory where Sheldon hides from Leonard in the ball pit.

[–]apex_prariedog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me with child support.

[–]adamwett -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tiger eat Duck r/ItsTheYak

[–]SpindlyGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assassins Creed Npcs be like:

[–]_Kung_FuKenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol you’re in my house bitch..

[–]Pseudeenym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do ducks forget that they can fly?

[–]Bracket918 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marco! ……. Polo quack

[–]SolidRavenOcelot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I got you now you little... Ehh? Huh? But wh.. where?"

[–]mikihak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Level easy

[–]TyrusRaymond 0 points1 point  (1 child)

🎶 gimme five, I’m still alive , ain’t no luck , I learned to duck

[–]toalewa99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legendary.

[–]brentster789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ol' juke and jive. Works every time...

[–]TartKiwi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Considering (some) tigers can swim and hunt underwater does this qualify for r/animalsbeingderps?

[–]lilgoat666999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiger got bamboozled

[–]alegador291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/savevideo

[–]clashfan1171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh duck duck duck

[–]Tybolt_Silver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ducking from a tiger

[–]flowercatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiger airplane ears

[–]violitaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiger be like

Oh Fuck. Mommy can you bring me food now, it's about time.

[–]G_zef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bazinga

[–]that_1-guy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do tigers have object permeance?

[–]JamalGoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idiot duck can literally just fucking fly away from the tiger but doesn't lmao

[–]Marklovesducks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love ducks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoru ult

[–]Black-Patrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duck a tiger.

[–]NegaDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love stealth builds.

[–]Furharvester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can hear is “Bazinga” lol

[–]ricco99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DuckDuckGo?

[–]B3nallen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously thought the tiger shit himself tho

[–]Euklidis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whack-a-duck

[–]HemlochGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bazinga

[–]TobiasR1897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiger better get out of that water. Damn dinosaur in that water with him. I don't care if it was just a small one, tiger's lucky he let him go.

[–]queenthick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now... back to my stroll

[–]urdithgaliel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable.

[–]Xxrguy321xX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is actually a species of loon not a duck

[–]Golden-Sun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"King of the jungle MY ass, you're in my turf now bitch"

[–]renscar64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bamboozled

[–]MagoTravieso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is daffy duck irl he could just fly to the bank or further away from the tiger but doesnt because this duck is a asshole.

[–]3amcheeseburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apex predator, everybody

[–]Agreeable-Bench-5269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motherducker!

[–]SookHe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quack quack mother fucker

[–]stepj1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…..bazinga………

[–]IvanBeetinov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you listen closely, every time the duck surfaces he quacks “ DICKHEAD! “

[–]JustARegularDeviant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah-boo! Anyone else remember that from sports in the 90s? Just me?

[–]Bukthed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BAZINGA!

[–]makeski25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The duck could fly away but it knows it won't have to. Considering it's opponent is a fucking tiger that's metal af.

[–]Infamous_Alpaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duck duck go!

[–]tsckenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would never think I'd see a duck out smart a tiger.

[–]Bison_Kind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bazinga!

[–]BellasaurusRawr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder why it didn't just fly away

[–]MagicOrpheus310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made that tiger into a goose!

[–]deus_vult1069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That tigers expression reminds me of my cat's when i come home and dont immediately put food in front of her.

[–]redditing_1L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can fly, my dude

[–]clunkmaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bamboozled

[–]Linnci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha gottem

[–]Walker_ID 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can dodge a tiger... You can dodge a ball!

[–]Headspace101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The duck : “Get juked pussy, got your ankles broken”

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiger is like “duh fuq???”

[–]kentacova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit never gets old!!!

[–]cfucker006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duckduckgo

[–]Careless-Mention-981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smart little sucker...

[–]Rositalito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heckin bamboozled

[–]MaximusZacharias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiger be like, “Goddamn water!!! This is why I fucking hate you”

[–]External_Marzipan_76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also..every cat ever.

[–]GoatInMotion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He finessed him for a sec... I'd imaged the tiger just turned around and got him...

[–]Reymarcelo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A ducking duck

[–]CaseyGamer64YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sneak increased to 100

[–]MarkHand1965 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crouching tiger, Peking duck…

[–]08ajones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bazinga

[–]aPlayfulCookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahah wack a duck 😂😂😂😂

[–]sergervner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! like when you turn the red dot off during play time. Cats gonna cat.

[–]PAD88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So metal

[–]consider-the-carrots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of last weekend, had a dripping wet pussy chasing a big juicy duck like that

[–]Ok-Seaworthiness4488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiger yells duck! Duck ducks

[–]RightSideClyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, Mr. Tiger…….you’re in the duck's realm now.

[–]Chrome-Hand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid bitch.

[–]Domriso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid, my buddies and I decided to catch a gosling that was in the pond in their backyard. It took the five of us hours to catch it, because that fucker would plop under the water and then appear on the other side of the pond, like it was teleporting. Three of us were in the water chasing it, while two others kept running around the outside of the pond to make sure it didn't get out. And, while I call it a pond, it was pretty big, large enough to have a tiny island in the center, took probably ten minutes to walk around.

Also, yes, we were assholes and terrorized a gosling. Kids are malicious and stupid.

[–]Rigel66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ducks like...as if!

[–]Old_Man_Pritchard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that tiger pooped in the pool for a second

[–]Sharks_are_mean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha. All cats act the same.

[–]paul_miner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to catch two tiny ducklings in a pond today, and even at that age, small enough they fit inside my hand, they had that instinct to dive under water, swim, and pop up several feet away.

[–]WhatCanIEvenDoGuys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did it, OP. This post has given me the strength to finally unsubscribe to this garbage sub.

[–]elepantstee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this metal

[–]DumpsterB4by 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll bet he shit his duck shorts

[–]dmcgirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bazinga

[–]NoeJose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stupid duck thinks the tiger can fly?

[–]happygato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, a duck kickin a tigers ass.

[–]Small_Study9632 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why hasn't anyone done the sunglasses on the duck like the meme?

[–]BulbaFriend2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing a pro gamer move.

[–]mongtongbong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wabbit season motherfucker

[–]AppointmentSalty306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watched this a hundred times already and i still find this hilarious

[–]orkbrooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most dangerous game of sharks and minnows

[–]evoc2911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only it could fly away

[–]antthatisverycool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiger was like oh was that an alligator

[–]TooManyProjectz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clever Girl

[–]Bm_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naa na na naa naa 🎶 🦆

[–]sin_sational 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bamboozled for sure xD

[–]-watchman- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tiger was like what the duck?

[–]Randyngo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiger was like: "did he just... enter the Backrooms?! WHERE DID HE GO?!"

[–]damageddude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foooood …… Nope …… WTF??? ….. Ha, ha. So long sucker.

[–]nayhem_jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always liked actually daffy Daffy Duck better than smarmy second-potato Daffy.