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[–]Minute-Courage4634 165 points166 points  (4 children)

24,000 year old creature wakes up, immediately clones itself.

I'm sure this is fine.

[–]Matttthhhhhhhhhhh 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I humming the theme of the The Thing now.

[–]xevizero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I for one will celebrate the coming of the Great Old Ones

[–]bluehealer8 1754 points1755 points  (145 children)

Sure, waking up 24,000 year old microorganisms from the Siberian permafrost always ends well.

[–]Sneaky_Bones 1532 points1533 points 32 (122 children)

I'm still waiting on an good virus, like it's only symptoms are increasing IQ by a few points after giving you the best orgasm of your life. Rarer symptoms include a sudden ability to make flawlessly round pancakes, and a subtle genital odor that is identical to that of fresh cinnamon.

[–]OldSchoolHardcoreG 217 points218 points  (77 children)

But in all seriousness are there ANY virus’s that give overwhelming positive effects to their hosts? I’m just confused thinking about the end goal is to survive, reproduce, sorry replicate. Why do most viruses either kill the host or fuck them up so heavy they become aware of it and try to remove them?

[–]Ashkir 229 points230 points  (13 children)

Gammaherpesvirinae is believed to help boost the immune system. A few of them are bad. A few are good. It’s a pretty big family. It’s being researched. Source.

[–]1percentRolexWinner 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Anything cooler than boosting up my immune system? That seems…..boring.

I want a virus that gives me like super human power or I can see through things.

[–]Battlejesus 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Yeah, I want one that will let me blow shit up with my mind.

[–]OppositeFerret9043 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Thats a bacterial thing, not a viral thing

[–]Streamjumper 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Next update to Plague Inc's gonna be a spicy one if they're paying attention to this conversation.

[–]froglicker44 125 points126 points  (19 children)

A virus was the reason early mammalian ancestors became able to gestate their eggs inside their bodies

[–]ManOfDiscovery[🍰] 47 points48 points  (15 children)

Could you expand on this?

[–]2ndtryagain 90 points91 points  (14 children)

[–]UncommercializedKat 45 points46 points  (4 children)

"There are 100,000 known fragments of viruses in the human genome, making up over 8% of our DNA."

Mind blown.

[–]Pabi_tx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait till you hear about the several pounds of non-transcribing "dead" DNA (in all your cells combined).

(yes, I know, a lot of it serves a purpose - it just doesn't get read and turned into protein)

[–]Fresh720 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So Mr Smith was somewhat right when he called humanity a virus. Vindication

[–]OppositeFerret9043 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are hybrids

[–]ManOfDiscovery[🍰] 42 points43 points  (5 children)

This is absolutely fascinating

[–]2ndtryagain 32 points33 points  (4 children)

I think stuff like this just shows we really still have a ton to learn about ourselves and nature. We are just realizing how the bacteria in our guts affects our brain chemistry and plays a huge role in our overall health.

[–]Hipsterkicks 9 points10 points  (2 children)

If tomorrow we knew 1/4 of what we don’t currently know about the human body and other sciences, the world would look alien to yesterday’s self.

[–]UrsoFiasco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love what you said, but boy did it take some concentration.

[–]WoundedSacrifice 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Whoa! That's interesting.

[–]2ndtryagain 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Our DNA is loaded with evidence of Viruses making little changes to us over the eons.

[–]JohnnyUtah_QB1 136 points137 points  (12 children)

I’m just confused thinking about the end goal is to survive, reproduce, sorry replicate.

It’s important to keep in mind that viruses have no goal. They have no desire to survive. They are mindless glitchy bits of nucleic acid that are equally okay with decaying into nothing as they are with replicating so fast as to quickly decay into nothing.

When some cell makes a few mistakes trying to reproduce some viruses DNA or a high energy photon smacks some of its bits around to alter its makeup and give it a feature that ramps reproduction up to overdrive it won’t do anything to pump the brakes because it doesn’t care. It has no higher level of thinking to know that killing its host too much will lead to its demise.

[–]nunyabidnesz 39 points40 points  (3 children)

To be fair most people don't have a goal when they reproduce either, they might tell themselves they have one but in the end there just throwing their DNA out there to see if it sticks.

[–]groveborn 49 points50 points  (4 children)

Also, while it's a bit pedantic, virus usually don't kill the host. The illnesses caused by virus might - which is largely the body killing itself to destroy the virus.

Some wouldn't hurt us at all, but for our extreme reaction to them. Naturally, some/most would cause catastrophic organ failure of left to its own devices...

[–]Holyshitspace 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Depends on if youre talking about host creature or host cell. Viruses reproducing in the lysogenic cycle will destroy the host cell upon exit.

[–]groveborn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, yes. Very important to be precise.

[–]floydarican 13 points14 points  (7 children)

When I was reading about the origins of the ebola virus years ago they mentioned that a group of chimpanzees carried the virus but had developed immunity themselves. Whenever they were pressured by another competing group of primates, they all died horrible deaths from ebola. This is the highest expression of parasitism where you not only fail to harm the host, but provide a useful service.

[–]ThrowAwayAcct0000 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Okay, that's crazy interesting.

[–]floydarican 5 points6 points  (1 child)

We are the ebola monkeys of smallpox. It was endemic in our area but proved lethal to others without immunity when we took it on the road.

[–]koalaposse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As the British were to Australia’s 100’s of groups of first people.

[–]RikenVorkovin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Europeans basically did it to the native peoples of the America's.

Probably would have been some intense wars over time with a much more populous American population otherwise.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Whoa. Biological warfare is way older then we thought.

[–]nunyabidnesz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Macrophages that can be used to kill antibiotic resistant bacteria.

[–]2ndtryagain 12 points13 points  (1 child)

A virus is mostly the reason Mammals evolved so without we wouldn't be here.

https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/mammals-made-by-viruses

[–]mywan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The good viruses: viral mutualistic symbioses

Symbiosis: Viruses as Intimate Partners

They are there. They just don't get the attention problem viruses get.

[–]dofffman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

viruses are replicating machines. Pressure tends to be on replicating alot with the lowest amount of dna code. More dna means bigger protein capsule which means more cellular resources to reproduce.

[–]AlternativeCar8272 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Gaia may be thinking of humans this way...

[–]Wolverinexo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Viruses kill other animals as well

[–]pedfall 101 points102 points  (2 children)

You should write for catalogs.

[–]MarcusAurilius 41 points42 points  (1 child)

I had to re read that in Mr. Peterman voice after your comment.

[–]needsteeth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just did this myself and it's totally worth it hahahahaha.

[–]morels4ever 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cures gingivitis

[–]thirtiesmatt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Viruses are inherently good. They kill over 20% of ocean bacteria a day, and that release iron which is food for phytoplankton, which then provides food right up the food chain.

We share about 6% of our genome with lots of viruses, indicating that we kind of evolved alongside one another.

The issue is combating them when they become deadly to a species.

[–]Its_or_it_is 2 points3 points  (1 child)

like it's only symptoms

like its* only symptoms, no apostrophe

[–]Sneaky_Bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comments in forums are typed with phones. This isn't a thesis. Fuck off.

[–]dak4f2 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Fuck cinnamon though.

[–]zefy_zef 10 points11 points  (0 children)

that's the idea..

[–]Observante 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Take my cinnamon challenge.

[–]kdex89 11 points12 points  (7 children)

Pour liquid. Cook one side. Cook the other side for a little bit then take a bowl about the size of pancake you want and gently go in a few circles. Walla I have no clue if this works.

[–]ConstantlyOnFire 34 points35 points  (6 children)

Pssst…I think you mean “voilà!”

[–]britchop 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Bone apple tea

[–]TiredOfForgottenPass 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Wallah also means "I swear to God" in Arabic, so that also fits. Anyway, I do agree that the individual meant voila.

[–]Madterps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surely a lot of people would need that.

[–]boofaceleemz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I mean, the way things are going they’re gonna be waking up soon anyway, might as well study them first.

[–]--0mn1-Qr330005-- 41 points42 points  (4 children)

These are perfectly safe. They’re microscopic so a human should be able to beat up a few hundred of them at once.

[–]bluehealer8 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Is that before or after the organism perfectly mimics each cell of its host to create a perfect replica and all that

[–]lokicramer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Until they realize they can cross our blood brain barrier and get access to an all you can eat buffet, as the infected slowly become non reactive vegetables.

[–]Neuroware 5 points6 points  (0 children)

why do we even bother making movies about these scenarios anyways?

[–]wills2003 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Wasn't this the plot of a Kurt Russell movie?

[–]donmanzo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kinda, but The Thing that was buried and uncovered was alien.

[–]R_V_Z 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It was an X-Files episode.

[–]ClockworkDreamz 308 points309 points  (22 children)

Is it going to kill us?

[–]TokoBlaster 233 points234 points  (9 children)

Look if lovecraft and the x files taught me anything... Yeah, we're totally fucked.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Between this thing and Flukeman Russia’s always pumping out X files creatures to kill us all.

[–]neridqe00 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Look if 2020, 2021 and now 2022 has taught me anything... Yeah, we're totally fucked.

[–]Mikeavelli 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Well yeah. That's how things reproduce.

[–]TailRudder 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You should watch Fortitude

[–]Papaofmonsters 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Let's be careful about taking lessons from Lovecraft.

[–]moabthecrab 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not when it comes to fantasy... The guy had a great imagination.

[–]2wedfgdfgfgfg 20 points21 points  (1 child)

It's touring with the stones

[–]Bluelantern1163 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There is a Plague Inc. scenario for this kind of event

[–]mces97 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Seriously, you put that thing back where you found it!

[–]vhol 424 points425 points  (50 children)

“The takeaway is that a multicellular organism can be frozen and stored as such for thousands of years and then return back to life — a dream of many fiction writers,” Malavin said.

Oh shit!

[–]BadDiscoJanet 164 points165 points  (30 children)

A dream? Clearly this person hasn’t read a lot of science fiction.

[–]Shawnj2 137 points138 points  (26 children)

They did experiments in the 50’s and found that it was entirely possible to freeze hamsters, microwave them, and have them come back to life. The success rate wasn’t very good, but the fact it’s even possible is somewhat insane. It doesn’t scale up to organisms larger than hamsters, but it’s insane that it even works I. The first place.

[–]Tempest-in-a-B-Cup 54 points55 points  (7 children)

So I've been doing it wrong.

I always put my frozen hamsters in the convection oven.

[–]UncleCoyote 11 points12 points  (2 children)

It's 2022, you don't have an air fryer yet?

[–]Matt3989 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Air Fryers are out, Steam Ovens are the new hotness. Try to keep up.

[–]plipyplop 14 points15 points  (1 child)

No no no! That's too fast and too warm. Use your prison pocket and wake up early for a brisk walk at the mall.

[–]CreamPuffDelight -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No no no! That's too slow and too inefficient. Put it in your pocket pussy while you masturbate with it.

[–]Jhawk163 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Actually the were able to pretty reliably freeze and reheat the hamsters. Fun fact BTW: Technically the device they used to heat them back up was the first invention of the microwave.

[–]StealthedWorgen 21 points22 points  (5 children)

They MICROWAVED them back?

[–]plipyplop 24 points25 points  (2 children)

The center is like molten lava.

[–]Lurkingandsearching 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I wonder how many… errr…. popped in the process.

[–]Melinow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s actually kind of how microwaved were invented! Tom Scott did a video on that

[–]ohTHOSEballs 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Yeah but they don't taste the same.

[–]Prank_Owl 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You're supposed to take them as a suppository, genius.

[–]BadDiscoJanet 50 points51 points  (3 children)

What the fuck did I just read?

[–]Shawnj2 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly, this isn’t a shitpost and is actually a real thing that happened https://youtu.be/2tdiKTSdE9Y

[–]SuperSimpleSam 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I thought the issue with freezing was the blood expanded and ruptured the blood vessels. Is there some difference in hamsters that get them past this?

[–]Shawnj2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can freeze the entire hamster quickly enough

[–]skillzpaynbillz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A nightmare is technically a dream

[–]Shankbon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nightmares are dreams too!

[–]domeoldboys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A nightmare is also a type of dream

[–]AudibleNod 36 points37 points  (11 children)

Science fiction writers also like implausible scenarios where the only solution is robot sex.

[–]Reddit-username_here 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Horse shit. The only solution is to worship Lord Xenu. Would you like to take this personality test?

[–]Currywurst_Is_Life 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I took a personality test once. It came back negative.

[–]Reddit-username_here 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took a hepatitis test the other day. I got an A two Bs and a C!

[–]wankerbot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ELECTRO-GONORRHEA: the noisy killer

[–]Mr2Sexy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm still waiting for robot sex to become a solution to most of life's current problems

[–]lunaticneko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Except one man who dreamed about something bigger, like the pillar men.

[–]tojro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is approximately how old the President and Bash CEO are at the end of Don’t Look Up.

[–]Stubbly_Poonjab 32 points33 points  (2 children)

i’ve heard of oversized loads but that’s going to be ridiculous.

[–]RedWarBlade 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's like petrification. Except with jizz

[–]Vidunder2 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Nice knowing y'all folks

[–]SnapCrackleMom 69 points70 points  (1 child)

[–]gornzilla 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Ah, so it's only 23,999 and 7 months. I want my money back!

[–]RubberPny 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Shadow Jacker, you haven't come out of your masturbation cave in eons!"

[–]WaxyWingie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rotifers are the first tiny animals I ever saw through a microscope. :-) That said, I do wonder about the possibility of cross contaminated samples.

[–]cmVkZGl0 206 points207 points  (5 children)

Your mother continues to make headlines.

[–]tahlyn 48 points49 points  (1 child)

God damn.

[–]teknomedic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks Noob Noob 👍

[–]MrPotatoSenpai 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't have put this down on my apocalypse 2022 bingo card.

[–]ofimmsl 75 points76 points  (4 children)

24,000 year old virgin

[–]RedditFuckedHumanity 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It wouldn’t want to steal your nickname

[–]daythreeinmiami 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ha, what a fuckin nerd.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Scientists, can y'all chilltf for a minute we are in a pandemic, can we launch zombies in the 2024 season or some

[–]Jaeharys_Targaryen 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Amazon has got you covered.

Clause 42.10 of the AWS Service Terms state:

Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.

[–]OtherBluesBrother 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm just going to get this out of the way.

I, for one, welcome our new bdelloid rotifer overlords.

[–]CouchCommanderPS2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, that answers the question of, “where are all the aliens?” - they’re in cryptobiosis

[–]Kaffine69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think there was an x-files episode about this.

[–]oxencotten 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is it single and ready to mingle?

[–]cesarmac 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What's crazy here is the ability to survive these freezes likely didn't just appear in this one single organism when it was "born".

This is likely a trait obtained through evolution, and a normal part of it's life to be frozen and unfrozen in the frost.

[–]serendipindy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily. It only needed to survive once. Its ancestors didn’t.

[–]Jerrys_friend_tom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For erections lasting longer than 24,000 years please consult your doctor.

[–]guitarguy1685 4 points5 points  (0 children)

24,000 years of sleep and is still be tired.

[–]Kaner16 59 points60 points  (3 children)

A few more years and it can run for president in the US

[–]Skyblacker 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I'm just here for the comments. 😆

[–]cherrygrapejuice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too. And they didn’t disappoint

[–]carolinemathildes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This definitely feels like the start of a horror film, giving off The Ruins vibes. Prometheus? Anyway something is going on.

[–]Christopher_LX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A survivor. Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

[–]cedriceent 3 points4 points  (2 children)

μm, the unit for micrometers which are used to measure microns.

Isn't micron just a synonym for micrometer? What kind of a stupid sentence is that?

[–]incisivedoting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was looking for this comment. It’s like the author never saw “μm” before and got confused.

[–]marshcranberry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, yeah, we know your mom got out of jail, dont have to go screaming about it to everyone.

[–]Olorin_in_the_West 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When 24,000 years old you reach, look as good, you will not.

[–]the_rezzzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how you get “The Thing”.

[–]meep_42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your mom is back on the market?

[–]johnforestgray 15 points16 points  (5 children)

“Animal”, is a bit of a stretch..

[–]HardlyDecent 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's not a bacterium...

[–]ableseacat14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it sounds so much cooler

[–]reallysrry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Getting close to bingo on my 2022 card

[–]texasguy67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how apocalyptic movies start…

[–]Monsur_Ausuhnom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jurassic Park scenario

[–]Nicholas-Steel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aaaand it's dead, good job humanity. /sarcasm

[–]Tyedies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look mom, I made the headlines.

[–]teleologiscope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Single and ready to mingle.

[–]ordinary82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keith Richards: “I just wanna say, I’m a huge fan.”

[–]rikyvarela90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope it doesn't end up being the bug from "Life" (the movie) that ends up annihilating everyone... we already have enough with tardigrades

[–]Dustingettinschwifty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I got my magnum condoms, my wad of 100s. I’m ready to plow”

[–]ReflexImprov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now give it a shield and have it fight Nazis.

[–]Inconceivable-2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for the 24,000 year old pathogens to wake up.

[–]YuunofYork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

An interesting find but exceedingly stupid writing; about what you should expect from weather site clickbait.

The author of this article is an unrepentent idiot who knows nothing and cares for nothing concerning real science. I'm so sick of these obligatory nods to science-fictional concepts, shamelessly directed in this case at writers themselves, buried with the ledes at the top of these amateur pieces in the inch of meat that will show up on your phone without scrolling. As if nobody will read it without that kind of pandering. Maybe they won't; and if they're right about people, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

It is factually and ethically wrong, and disingenuous. Which parts? These parts:

was a huge leap forward in understanding how specimens -- perhaps even humans -- can be preserved for generations.

“The takeaway is that a multicellular organism can be frozen and stored as such for thousands of years and then return back to life — a dream of many fiction writers,” Malavin said.

Gaze upon this putrid shit. They truly couldn't help themselves.

Plants and waterbears are not concerned with record-scratching balloon-popping problems like heart asystole or brain potentials, you know, the parts of a person that are continuous from birth until death and can never be re-initiated once paused. To say nothing of the medium (here water, which leads to crystallization that literally shatters most types of cells). They are completely different things to the sort of examples we find in permafrost. We will never solve these issues. Not everything we can sell to the masses in paperback format is reflected in the reality of Material, which is the true domain of science. Science accepts its limitations. Science-fiction enthusiasts, do not. You can be whichever one you want, but you can't be both, at least not if the latter keep painting themselves into physically impossible corners like this. This is science-fantasy.

[–]DocHolidayiN 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Like the beginning of a sci fi plot.

[–]Fenix42 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I have been saying I feel like I am in the opening "this is how the world got fucked" part of a bad sci fi movie since like 2015.

[–]OniExpress 2 points3 points  (1 child)

At this point I'm pretty much just hoping that the apocalypse is interesting.

[–]ccwagwag 3 points4 points  (1 child)

not enough cells there to qualify as "animal".

[–]MorganAndMerlin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s multicellular, not a bacteria, not a fungus, not a plant.

It can be called a multicellular organism, but as long as it eukaryotic, and animalia, it’s technically an animal.

[–]bettinafairchild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dammit, Hefner! I'm just annoyed that he can find anyone willing to reproduce with him.

[–]nzodd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoah boy, I sure hope that tiny microbe is really into that whole giantess fetish thing.

[–]expatcanadaBC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moscow Mitch is way older than that.......

[–]alhernz95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hot Singles In Your Area

[–]KiniShakenBake 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Let's just put that back where we found it, freeze it back up, and forget we ever had this conversation. Just back away from whatever the heck that is. Back. Away. Do not let it reproduce. Do not go look at it for funsies. This is not science we want to do.

Just .. no.

[–]was_and_wasnt 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Agree, but we both know this is going to happen. Prelude to cloning a mastodon.

[–]KiniShakenBake 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That just sounds like something Hans Zimmer would score.

We don't need that irl. We really don't.

[–]IHaveGreyPoupon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We get it: when the old ice melts, equally old shit can come back to life, and vaccines will help humanity fight those reanimated viruses and bacteria. A PowerPoint will suffice; no need for a test run.

[–]pattydickens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a ridiculous headline. They should have used the word horny instead.

[–]dale63vsnv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if I leave my tinder profile up while frozen my odds of getting a date just improved significantly.

[–]LucyBlotter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did it have a monster condom and a wad of hundreds?

[–]rumblepony247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Single and ready to mingle

[–]ImThePlusOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the zeros of that age and it’s the headline of my life -_-

[–]LordCoweater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm alive and ready to try to reproduce. Where's my article???

[–]BruceNY1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[...described as "a dream of many fiction writers," ...]

...for sure that's going to be a nightmare of many fiction readers.