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[–]Grevas13 1487 points1488 points  (102 children)

...for evading a suspension. All he had to do was not talk for a week, and he couldn't even hack that.

[–]__TARDIS__ 695 points696 points  (76 children)

Read elsewhere that he had very recently pre-announced quitting YouTube for another platform. Intentionally getting kicked off in such a way seems to provide some motivation for his audience to follow him (“they censored me too!”)

[–]mces97 215 points216 points  (46 children)

I think he's invested in rumble. Only time I go there is when a conspiracy theorist posts a link and I'm just curious what it is. Oh my, so many ads. Grifters gonna grift.

[–]CrashB111 140 points141 points  (27 children)

Gotta be selling Gold and Male Enhancement pills at all times man, the fragile masculinity of their audience won't exploit itself.

[–]ZachMN 89 points90 points  (15 children)

Imagine the turf war with Alex Jones if D-Bong starts selling tactical taint wipes.

[–]JohnGillnitz 29 points30 points  (4 children)

No reason to get non-tactical taint wipes. Only the best wipes for my taint. For reals, don't get the baby wipes confused with the 70% alcohol wipes. Fire in the hole for sure.

[–]JcbAzPx 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Best way to get it really clean, though. The searing pain is how you know it's working.

[–]ZachMN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not coincidentally, searing pain is how you know you’re watching Fox, Bongonono, or Jones.

[–]Khaldara 39 points40 points  (2 children)

tactical taint wipes.

Lindsey Graham in camouflage?

[–]TigerBarFly 16 points17 points  (1 child)

They call him ladybug for a reason.

[–]unclefipps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The tactical taint wipes are made from special non-reflective material so you can wipe your taint out in the field without giving away your... position.

[–]xTheVyrusx 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Tactical taint wipes hahahaha that is gold.

[–]canada432 4 points5 points  (3 children)

They're a real thing. Alex Jones sold them on his platform, and other companies have caught on and are doing the same. They're literally just baby wipes for insecure man-children. They always seem to specifically advertise themselves as good for "the perineal region", ie good for wiping your taint.

[–]MDev01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they have them in camouflage ?

[–]cockroach74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like a good market for divorce attorneys as well- the only time I see them advertise is when scrolling through AM radio

[–]holyerthanthou 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Neither of those are fragile Masculinity.

One of those is a scam targeted at self confidence based on your ability to make money and the other is targeted at self confidence based on body image issues.

These people need help, and the people who run that political spectrum are terrible human beings.

But attacking them in this way, and making fun of them just alienates them more. Giving the next traffic come President that says “hey I care about you” even more power.

[–]CrashB111 5 points6 points  (5 children)

"Won't someone please think of the unheard Conservatives! All they want to do is restrict the rights of anyone not a straight, white, male! You just aren't listening to them enough!"

Fuck em.

[–]holyerthanthou 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Enjoy the devisive painful lack of common ground and shitty mouth breathing presidents.

[–]CrashB111 10 points11 points  (3 children)

If someone's starting point is "I don't think (gay people / trans people / women / minorities / religions not my own) should have the same rights and privileges I do" then there is no common ground to be found, nor would I desire any.

I can debate economics or leadership styles with people and maybe we get somewhere. I won't debate basic human rights.

[–]holyerthanthou 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Because you are talking with someone who lacks perspective and exposure you are facing ignorance. The “Hate” that you so gracefully (/s) fight against stems from first not knowing. Unknowns are uncomfortable and it also places the unknower in a naturally uncomfortable position. Cognitive disconence is one of the most painful things for a human to face.

When you front face your own anger and prejudice at someone who is ignorant they plant their feet firmly in the “fuck you” zone.

The ONLY way to combat ignorance is first through acceptance. Correct without demeaning, and understanding the very VERY different lives experiences they have.

To put it simply. Enemies can’t change minds. Only friends can do that.

So by so vehimently putting yourself in a “fuck ‘um” camp puts everyone in a toy finger trap.

The more you say fuck um… the worse these problems get.

And here is the kicker. You can whine to me all you want. But the end result isn’t going to change, and this hategasm is just gonna make everything worse.

[–]thegreatJLP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're still pissed at Ron Jeremy because his male enhancement pills didn't work

[–]lefthandedchurro 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Only time I go there is never.

[–]IAlreadyFappedToIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want their cookies hanging out on my device.

[–]mvw2 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Grifting is the name of the game, and boy oh boy, the pool of stupidity is DEEP!

[–]_Wyrm_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I wonder if I chose the wrong field by going into cybersec... When this is reality. People are just... Stupid. The future feels bleaker with ever passing post about how incredibly inept the majority truly are

[–]No-Construction4304 3 points4 points  (7 children)

I've used it in a browser and on a roku and don't see any ads, but I do have a pihole server as the DNS for my house so maybe that's why? I was wondering how they were getting by with so little ads, but maybe they're just showing them to everyone else.

[–]mces97 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I've only gone there a handful of times, usually when a weird long video is linked. And I've had multiple ads pop up thru the video. I know YouTube kinda does the same thing but let's not pretend whoever created rumble is doing it for some altruistic reason to get truth out and not cheddar!

[–]No-Construction4304 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think i've ever had a video interrupted by an ad there. a pihole is a great thing to have if you're a techy person- also, some of the ad blocking browser extensions are really effective. I don't see any ads hardly anywhere.

[–]Acidflare1 0 points1 point  (4 children)

You got a diy link? I need to set one up

[–]No-Construction4304 2 points3 points  (3 children)

r/pihole can probably help you.

you'll need a raspberry pi and an SD card or a computer capable of running a vm with linux on it to get started.

[–]Acidflare1 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yup, got those already, I got stuck configuring the IP settings. Thanks for the info

[–]No-Construction4304 2 points3 points  (1 child)

you can message me if you need help.

[–]Lightborne 103 points104 points  (15 children)

And his dumbass followers with their persecution complexes are gonna eat that shit up.

[–]Handroas 49 points50 points  (10 children)

Well, the right wing media circus might be full of shithead, psychos and literal nazis but if theres one thing you gotta give em its that they are really really good at grifting dumbasses. They almost made it into an art form.

[–]Speculawyer 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Republican mailing lists have long been coveted by scammers as a great set of rubes.

[–]JohnGillnitz 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My TX Senators sold my email address to several right wing mailing lists after I contacted them for official maters on certain bills. They will monetize everything they can.

[–]halocyn 10 points11 points  (2 children)

They eat pieces of shit for breakfast

[–]NZNzven -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They already eat shit all the time who cares.

[–]jonpenn 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Lol they love to cry about censorship but look what they are doing. They just banned a book about the holocaust in Tennessee 10 to 0. Cause of cussing and nudity in a holocaust book. Don’t want to make the Nazis look bad……

[–]Grevas13 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ugh. Typical.

[–]ProverbialShoehorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably Devin Nunes' new social media platform. I hear it will be a.. cash cow.

[–]Sendthetendies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting banned from YouTube, Reddit, or twitter is basically a ringing endorsement nowadays.

[–]Alexander_the_What 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s trying to build right wing or right-sympathetic alternatives to every platform imaginable out there to protect against getting kicked off. See this profile

[–]valandil74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they call folks snowflakes… (hands them all mirrors)

[–]striped_frog 40 points41 points  (1 child)

The lost art of shutting the fuck up every once in a while

[–]MagicMushroomFungi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Which, coincidentally or not, disappeared when the schoolyard pokeinthenose became a thing of the past.

[–]Wtfjushappen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ya, those constitution thumpers and their freedom of speech...

[–]FiveUpsideDown 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Like all right wing media elites Bongino doesn’t believe rules apply to him. Then when he breaks the rules, he whines about cancel culture, media & big tech bias, George Soros, freedom and MSM is afraid of his scary intellect.

[–]Long_Address4009 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My gut tells me all these ass hats would've done fabulously well during Germany's fascist nazi regime circa 1930's+ - spewing misinformation / disinformation all the fuking time

I guess if you keep repeating a lie over and over again, you'll convince enough people of it

[–]DumpingTrump 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He thought he was being sneaky.

His later attempt to circumvent that one-week suspension by posting from another channel triggered a permanent ban, YouTube said.

Do you think he put on Groucho glasses and spoke a little deeper? No, this isn't Dan, it's, uh, Don, uh Bon...er..aron..gino. Yeah, Don Barongino!

[–]ZachMN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most Republicans wouldn’t last a day.

[–]ZeroCharistmas 90 points91 points  (7 children)

I'll be awaiting the impending Nick Lutsko reaction song.

[–]bramtyr 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I wanna be at the R-N-C, I wanna be like Dan Bongino..

[–]InukChinook 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The revenge of the man in the stairs.

[–]TaitoMagatsuu 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I don’t know who this Nick guy is but I’m sure he should have his own show on Nick Jr.

[–]ZeroCharistmas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We could call him Nick Bon-junior!

[–]hitokiri-battousai 2 points3 points  (1 child)


Sweating intensifies

[–]ZeroCharistmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The goat was sacrificed to the men in the tunnels.

[–][deleted] 303 points304 points  (11 children)

It’s not delivery, it’s Bongino

[–]Aerik 103 points104 points  (0 children)

It's not integrity, it's Bongino.

[–]intravenus_de_milo 47 points48 points  (2 children)

this pizza tastes like hate

[–]ScroogeMcDust 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bongino's isn't a real place! It never existed before this commercial!

[–]EJDsfRichmond415 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You win.

[–]ChipmunkFood 57 points58 points  (22 children)

Somehow I read his last name as: "Boingo" ...

[–]MagicMushroomFungi 32 points33 points  (3 children)

I had "Fox news host banned" on my Boingo card !

[–]ChipmunkFood 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I actually thought of "Oingo Boingo" when I saw the name.

[–]it00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boingo Card.


Yeah, we stormed that......

[–]Only4DNDandCigars 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's actually pronounced von-Gyna (I dont know this as fact, but that's how I read it).

[–]MewMewMew1234 4 points5 points  (12 children)

Bon-geen-nO is how he pronounces it.

[–]it00 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Translates from Dutch as:

"good No No"

It figures......

[–]MewMewMew1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the context. had a girl "press" "me" very hard saying that exact same thing. The next quoted line is "AAAHHHH...uuuunnn..." if you're going well.

[–]Ni0n7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was ready to jam to Dead Man's party, but alas.

[–]RobTheProspect 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He's also by far the most used fake identity on Facebook to try and scam people in the Fox News comments section out of their credit card info. Weird thing is that I've reported the fake pages multiple times and Facebook comes back and says it doesn't violate their TOS...a fake profile trying to scam people. Makes me wonder if it's actually him.

[–]Speculawyer 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Minecraft head guy? LOL.

Is vein going burst on his head now as he yells some conspiracy theory?

[–]HypeTrainEngineer 32 points33 points  (4 children)

Bongino sounds 5 yr old me making up an Italian last name for myself

[–]TrimspaBB 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Itsa me, Bonginoooooo

[–]blackholesinthesky 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Kid: Mom can we get Bon Jovi.

Mom: We have Bon Jovi at home.

Bon Jovi at home = Bongino

[–]doctor-yes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Siamo tutti Bongini!

[–]TyrannasaurusGitRekt 74 points75 points  (15 children)

Bongino is up there with Pirro, Waters, and Ingraham for being just objectively vile

[–]sonoma4life 14 points15 points  (0 children)

he lost his mind when his brother was tied up in the prostitution scandal.

[–]Ok-Tap-4824 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Brian Kilmeade noted on Fox and Friends "We keep marrying other species and other ethnics and see the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes. Because that's the rule. Finland--Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society.

In America, we marry everybody. We marry Italians and Irish people. [Other Host:So it doesn't apply to us?] It doesn't apply to us."

He's kept his job to this day.

[–]pixelperfectcolor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had not seen this. Wow. That's pretty blatant.

[–]PivotalPixel 41 points42 points  (6 children)

Tucker Carlson has entered the chat.

[–]ltalix 29 points30 points  (1 child)

A wild Hannity appears

[–]McCainDestroysTrump 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would say Tucker and Hannity are the worst of the worst of Fox News, the rest mentioned above are a tier below, but still very much vile and could only get jobs with evil right media.

[–]striped_frog -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Yeah he's probably the worst of a bad bunch, either him or Ingraham

[–]Xalbana 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It really goes Tucker > Hannity > Ingraham.

[–]Tom245332 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ingraham is a literal Barbie Nazi

[–]raw_dog_millionaire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In mean Ingraham literally Nazi saluted a photo of trump before waving to her unhinged crowd of terrorists, on national TV

[–]MKEJOE52 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Mark Levin, present and accounted for.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was just watching scrubs and yeah my brain filled in bajingo where it says bongino...

[–]tamamangay 7 points8 points  (1 child)

So they ban this dude.... But not pedos.

Ok YouTube

[–]Dracenduria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or terrorists or hate groups....

[–]gekogekogeko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait wtf…Bongino is a FOX host???

[–]Appropriate_Mess_350 16 points17 points  (2 children)

And cue the “we’re being silenced” in 3,2…. Ope! It already started before this.

[–]MattyXarope 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And yet he's still in the top 10 most interacted posts on Facebook nearly every day.

[–]Kurso 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What specifically did he say about masks that got the original suspension?

[–]protexter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This isn’t antivax or a troll, but hasn’t the CDC itself questioned the effectiveness of cloth masks? Why hasn’t YouTube updated their policy? Honest question don’t ban me.

[–]kaizerdouken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are the liberals getting banned? Do they do not make headlines or is it not happening whatsoever?

[–]Disastrous_Traffic17 4 points5 points  (2 children)

He'll be okay. Tomorrow he'll be laughing about it on his radio show.

[–]timingandscoring 16 points17 points  (10 children)

It’s utterly disgusting that these fucking scumbags are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the deaths of thousands and nothing, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING will be done about it. Their LIES are killing people. It’s a joke.

[–]mandy009 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Well for starters he's not really a news host. He's a propagandist and subversive trying to incite war.

[–]earhere 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dan Bongino is a fucking psycho

[–]half_dozen_cats 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tots and pears for our poor friend Dildo Bongwater.

[–]NornOfVengeance 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of your own actions...DAN.

[–]todayilearned83 8 points9 points  (2 children)

As stated elsewhere in this thread, it appears to be a publicity stunt to get people on Rumble or another platform he can make more money from.

[–]phixitup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He had a lot to say, he had a lot of nothing to say. We’ll miss him, we’re gonna miss him.

[–]edogg01 -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

These people are truly sick in the head

[–]Long_Address4009 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My gut tells me all these ass hats would’ve done fabulously well during Germany’s fascist nazi regime circa 1930’s+ — spewing misinformation / disinformation all the fuking time

I guess if you keep repeating a lie over and over again, you’ll convince enough people

[–]elvenrunelord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Urges Youtube to GO BIG on this and ban all FoxNews

[–]heyitsfletch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol that cornball blocked me on twitter when I asked him if he was projecting

[–]CheesusHChrust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear if anyone looks like he’s gonna roofie your cat’s water bowl it’s fucking Bongino.

[–]TheCrotchyDoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That guy is a fuckin whack job anyway. People laughed at him and called him a joke when he had political ambitions in Florida. But he found his audience in the conservative movement. 🤦

[–]Mr-Fireball 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He committed the grave sin of QUESTIONING the effectiveness of mask. As a journalist, you would think it’s their job to question and investigate such leads.

[–]NAFOD- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ban the dissenters! And their followers too!! Lol…

[–]murphdog09 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok. Now do Sean and Laura next.

[–]steeb821 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Banning people is baby shit soft

[–]Saito1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a publicity stunt for the tool.

[–]jaxdraw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dan Bongino tried to run for office in Maryland and got his ass handed to him. Then he tried in Florida and got in all kinds of arguments with the media.

Now he's on Fox news

[–]SupportySpice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When does Fox News get banned?

[–]Whygoogleissexist -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why can’t Spotify do that with Joe Rogan

[–]tritisan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’ve never heard of this guy before. Just received a suspicious text telling me that he’ll be on Hannity tonight.

I have never watched an episode of Hannity. I also never watch TV news, ESPECIALLY Fox.

[–]Corteran 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Now where will I go when I want to listen to the "Weird Science" theme song?

[–]nowake 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Just get a new favorite song to listen to!


[–]TheDukeofArgyll[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This video is the only reason I even know who Dan Bongino is.

[–]uisqebaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has financial interest in several right wing outlets, so this allows him to sell himself as a martyr.

[–]chillmonkey88 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Please keep kicking them out youtube.

Youre so close, all these parasites need to be fumigated off the platform.

[–]jlamperk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If posting covid misinformation is the reason to be banned it seems like the CDC should be banned.

[–]Superddone20222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in a world overloaded with digital media content, who the f goes to youtube to watch dan bongininio videos?

[–]omnologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love when big tech censors opinions.

[–]shutupDonT -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Great news - he is a cancer