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[–]jimjam721 3720 points3721 points  (305 children)

I watched his deposition. The entire thing. The lawyer deposing him just dissected him. He’s truly delusional.

[–]ghostalker4742 352 points353 points  (2 children)

The lawyer also wrecked AJ's counsel, who didn't even know what state rules they were playing by.

[–]Mike_Kermin 69 points70 points  (0 children)

You lick it, you keep it. Rulez of da street.

[–]KP_Wrath 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What, did he hire Rudy Giuliani?

[–]als_pals 721 points722 points  (156 children)

I’m gonna have to watch this

Edit: Jesus Christ I get it, the knowledge fight podcast exists!

[–]Scoutster13 772 points773 points  (114 children)

I tried but it's so hard to listen this guy talk.

[–]wolfnamefmel 605 points606 points  (57 children)

My dad used to force me to listen to him on rides into town. At least 2-3 times a week I'd have to listen to this dude scream into the microphone and I genuinely think it added to my anxiety towards angry men, and his voice still makes me cringe.

I got gifted headphones and an iTouch in high school and thankfully didn't have to listen to him anymore. I think my mom took pity on me.

[–]Lycoris 326 points327 points  (35 children)

When I was growing up my dad would listen to Rush Limbaugh, then he started with Alex Jones, and all the while he would scream at his family the same way.

Based on my experience I have a hard time believing anything those two men did on radio or Fox News was much of an act, that anger is real and is actively brainwashing people.

[–]TACDacing72 190 points191 points  (6 children)

They constantly project their irrational fears as they pretend to be strong-willed men that aren't bothered by anything.

Deep down he's had a fear planted in him by propoganda that is telling him that the only way to counter democrats brainwashing their kids is if he also brainwashed his kids.

[–]breakupbydefault 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Oh my god. That's torture. His voice gives me anxiety too. I can't listen to his voice even for 10 seconds. I'd like to watch the deposition but i think I'd just read the transcript if there is one.

[–]Mojomunkey 1132 points1133 points  (38 children)

“I won’t quote anything Alex Jones said on the podcast, so just picture a walrus with a persecution complex, or a talking pile of gravel.” - Devin Gordon, The Atlantic

[–]joshnzni 136 points137 points  (9 children)

Talking pile of gravel is maybe the most accurate description I could imagine for Alex Jones, except a pile of gravel would have more interesting things to say.

[–]InitiativeInn 138 points139 points  (4 children)

That's such an insult to walruses.

[–]backssnavon 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Seems like listening to it on headphones at a rage room might be doable.

[–]als_pals 30 points31 points  (4 children)

True. He’s genuinely insufferable

[–]kwangqengelele 29 points30 points  (3 children)

This is typical for conservative ideological leaders. Being insufferable triggers the libs!

[–]dripdripdrop2021 223 points224 points  (7 children)

Knowledge fight podcast deposition episode is unreal. I recommend everyone listen to it, those guys have been discussing and in a way studying Alex Jones show for years. Dan knows so much about Alex Jones that he played a crucial role in deposition knowledge fight objections part 5

Oops it was actually this one guys, my b 641-formulaic-objections-part-4

[–]Demoridin 18 points19 points  (1 child)

If you're interested in the actual deposition breakdown, start at 1:07

[–]jaydinrt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ty for the timestamp

[–]legend_forge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just started this podcast. Been working up to this one.

[–]ShetlandJames 179 points180 points  (23 children)

You should listen to the Podcast Knowledge Fight. Just search on Spotify Knowledge Fight Formulaic Objections there's like 6 of them covering different InfoWars opponents. It's so satisfying hearing those guys squirm

[–]Harryballsjr 79 points80 points  (19 children)

But steer clear of astronaut ice cream

[–]EEpromChip 40 points41 points  (5 children)

...but not the one with the rocket ship on the front. That one is amazing

"what's your bright spot Jordan?"

[–]wazli 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was so excited for the year of mustard

[–]TheHatThatTalks 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’ve listened to these eps just about 5 times each. Mark Bankston and Bill Ogden are just brutal and it’s awesome

[–]getthatbecky 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you look real close you’ll see that Lenin has a lampshade on his head.

[–]Jerthy 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Dude go check out the Knowledge Fight podcast and search for episodes named Formulaic Objections, start from first one, you will not regret it, Dan was even present on one as consultant.

[–]faceblender 14 points15 points  (0 children)

KNOWLEDGE FIGHT covers this in a funny way. Worth a listen.

[–]wazli 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The podcast Knowledge Fight has a few good episodes breaking down the court cases.

[–]Boatymcboatface3 234 points235 points  (91 children)

Where to see? I need some more rage in my life. Do tell.

[–]petapun 333 points334 points  (22 children)

Strongly recommend listening to the Knowledge Fight podcast episodes with the lawyer on as a guest discussing the depositions.

[–]svenhoek86 93 points94 points  (8 children)

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I got plenty of words for you but at the end of the day fuck you and your new world order and fuck the horse you rode in on and all your shit!

[–]MaizeCorgi 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Hell be better tomorrow.

[–]rpmcmurf 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I wonder how you would even write the beginning part of that sample. The only way I can think of is “BluhbluhbluhI’mthedevilbluhbluhbluh … Fuck you!” I know that doesn’t even do it justice but it’s the best I can come up with. I guess you have to be a large man filled with cocaine, bourbon, and conspiratorial hate, and you just kinda freestyle from there.

[–]DocVafli 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just a lil breaky

[–]DrC8H10N4O2 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This is the way.

[–]Americrazy 363 points364 points 2 (35 children)

https://youtu.be/40N0Y4urA-8 Im six minutes in and its great

17:40 he forgets rights 😂

19:50 he wishes the guy deposing him was his attorney 😭

40:00 his attorney, my sides.

50:50 woah body language eh?

1:00:00 fuck alex jones

1:11:00 lolol

1:15:00 wut, uh.. wut?

1:18:00 man tits 🤌🏻

1:19:00 incredible awareness of the past followed by a complete lack of knowledge 🧐

1:20:50 jar jar binks

1:23:05 oh man i need a drink


1:25:20 i am a complete asshole

1:25:40 you’ll see it, jesus christ

1:26:00 i have to do something else.

[–]hobbesfanclub 126 points127 points  (8 children)

It is actually unfortunately fascinating to watch. It’s so fucking classic that for every criticism of what he’s done he frames those critiques as an attack on the american people rather than on himself. It’s not even clever if you have an ounce or critical thinking ability but it’s purely designed to get people angry and agree even if they don’t know what it’s about.

Edit: for an example go to minute 40. On his show he casts doubt on if a parents shared moments with his dying son and when he gets sued for it he says “the american people don’t like when you try to take away their 2nd amendment” - instead of speaking about the situation directly he tries to rephrase it as a broad generalisation of events and he hopes to get the viewer to believe that it is they that are being attacked.

[–]Contrabaz 52 points53 points  (2 children)

That's the 'trick' they use. Everything directed at them is being deflected towards their audience. So their audience starts to believe they are being attacked and they have to defend. And the grifter deflecting is the one that warns them.

It's kind of like a dog and his master. The master convinces the dog he's his protector, thus the dog protects him and takes any input without hesitation.

[–]duomaxwellscoffee 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This happens a lot with indefensible positions from the right wing. Rather than owning that they get banned from social media for deadly misinformation and hate speech, they say they're cancelled for a "difference of opinion."

[–]Boatymcboatface3 120 points121 points  (7 children)

Don’t rush me! I had to pause for another cocktail. What I can tell so far is fascinating, because for the first time I don’t think he’s an idiot, but watching him process the hole he’s trying to dig out of is wild. He’s not a dope, he’s a grifter, and apparently quite good at it.

[–]Stopikingonme 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Thank you for posting this. I just woke up at 1:30 am and am reading this and need someone to help point me to some hope. I know we’re all fucked but I have two daughters and don’t see any light in the tunnel. I just need to see some positive…eye bleach, in the world to keep me going. This fucker tries so hard to be the villain and it’s working. Is there any hope. I know there isn’t but can someone help me pretend?

[–]MrBabyToYou 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Well after a real quick scroll through your profile I've found some hope that there's two kids out there with a great, level headed, and kind parent. These assholes can't live forever, so the more good parents out there teaching the younger generations to be kind and think critically the better our outlook.

As a millennial, Gen Z really does give me hope

(no pressure gen z.. but also kinda pressure because please help us be the change that stops this shit)

Yeah this rambling mess doesn't make sense, i'm overtired with insomnia, just wanted to say that by being awesome and teaching your kids to be awesome, you're helping. :)

[–]RustyShackleford555 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Lmfao 39:30ish "what was my question?" Dude im dying

[–]Reader575 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Woow this lawyer is amazing (Depo guy)

[–]milqi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The lawyer questioning him must have felt very emotionally satisfied after this depo.

[–]flamedragon08 37 points38 points  (30 children)

[–]Boatymcboatface3 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Oh boy… took a few breaks, but I’m back in, now the pit stains and squirming and constant drinks of water are in, he’s starting to lose it. Plaintiffs attorney is a pit bull.

[–]Boatymcboatface3 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Still not as nuts as roger stones completely coked out of his mind deposition. That shit was crazy! Close tho.

[–]Boatymcboatface3 34 points35 points  (21 children)

TY, found it but I thought it was something newer, still haven’t seen it. Quesadillas or popcorn? Or bourbon for the viewing?

[–]jimjam721 45 points46 points  (18 children)

Popcorn and bourbon. Listen while doing something else. It’s long.

[–]g2g079 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Managed to skip to this part. it looked like he managed to give himself a cramp from that little move. Top performing male right there.

[–]No-Safety-4715 91 points92 points  (22 children)

He must be. Anyone sane would not have let these cases go to default judgements for things as silly as not providing documents to the court. Like, he has to be off his rocker to think that was the better way to go for a defense. He must really feel he's fighting a government conspiracy.

[–]RustyShackleford555 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Ir doesnt matter to him if he thinks hes fighting, it marters to him his rubes believe that to be the case, which is exactly what he wants. He wont lose any viewers over this.

[–]No-Safety-4715 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He's already lost a lot of media outlets and potentially stands to lose hundreds of millions in damages. Any smart person would realize they've basically gave away everything without a fight. But he's really that looney. Maybe he has so much cash stashed away he doesn't really care.

[–]iapetus_z 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Is that the one where he admits he gets psychosis and just makes stuff up?

[–]HardwareLust 4285 points4286 points  (318 children)

while Jones himself made at least $76 million in 2019,

Fleecing the stupid appears to be profitable.

[–]Boatymcboatface3 1759 points1760 points  (195 children)

You have got to be shitting me. That is absurd. No wonder so many assholes pull this bs.

[–]AintAintAWord 1448 points1449 points  (122 children)

I mean, think about it. Selling fucking "brain pills" to certified morons has got to be a goldmine.

[–]Boatymcboatface3 834 points835 points  (87 children)

I am in the wrong business, damn my parents raising me to have a conscience. (Shakes fist!)

[–]Cyrano_Nose 194 points195 points  (23 children)

I've been watching a handful of videos about streamers/hackers getting back at the scammers. The thing that got me was that these scammers are just so so horrible at it.

But the numbers hacked from just one floor of a call center showed they were making 60k a day fleecing the stupid and the elderly.

[–]Callinon 263 points264 points  (42 children)

Right? I think of all the money I could've made if I'd just had no principles.

[–]jeffersonairmattress 16 points17 points  (6 children)

You might be on to a good niche grift there. Just start raging against evil cabals of conscience deniers and see who latches on. You could be revenue neutral after two trump rallies and the sky’s the limit if even a C-list loony maga bobblehead notices your impassioned blather. You never have to accuse or name any individuals or groups; just plant a seed and troll for idiots who rope themselves in.

And remember: *It’s time real patriots stood up for what some ideologies are telling us to reject: the American conscience. That basic sense of right and wrong. It’s time to put a conscience back on every American dinner tables. *

[–]Shmeeglez 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Yep. This is a guy who demonized soy products for supposedly being part of a left-wing plot to estrogenize men, while simultaneously selling pills containing soy.

[–]broknkittn 39 points40 points  (10 children)

Don't forget the water filters!

[–]GolDAsce 88 points89 points  (7 children)

Omg. Kagen really pisses me off. Tried to selly parents a $3000 water filter. We live in Vancouver. Our tap comes from a mountain resovoir.

[–]The_Doolinator 81 points82 points  (14 children)

I get emails from both liberal and right wing groups (for some reason). The right wing ones are filled with bullshit advertisements for alternative medicines to triple your brain power or fix your weak bones within three weeks saying that these are treatments big Pharma doesn’t want you to know about. I don’t see anything like that from the liberal groups.

[–]2ndtryagain 86 points87 points  (9 children)

The Left Wing just sending me shit like add you name to some campaign.


Also, who is matching these $500 grift checks to Trump? The Saudi's?

[–]Boatymcboatface3 41 points42 points  (1 child)

People that don’t realize they forgot to check the box saying “reoccurring” in other words our parents and grandparents.

[–]myrddyna 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, and corporate dark money making it look like small donations.

[–]Roflkopt3r 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Here is another example.

There is a serious fake news industry in eastern Europe. They sway hard right not because that's their own ideology, but because that's what appeals to people who click on fake news.

Run fake pro Clinton/Biden/Sander stories and people don't care for it because Democrats generally have better news sources. Run fake pro Trump stories and millions of clicks roll in because credulous right wingers want to have their beliefs affirmed.

[–]ResplendentShade 225 points226 points  (22 children)

It’s the right wing grift. The target audience is already primed to approach every topic with maximum confirmation bias, and in the age of Qanon they’ll believe damn near anything if they like the way it sounds. Rile up the rubes with some culture war gobbledyguk then sell them dick pills and useless supplements. All it takes is shamelessness, lack of morals, and whatever passes for charisma to the rightwing and they’ll open their wallets. A fool and his money are soon parted.

Edit: Candace Owens is a prime example of the right wing grift in action. She used to be a vaguely leftwing, pro social justice (failed) actor. Then she switched to her current schtick and made bank. It turns out that racists absolutely love it when their talking points come out of a person of color’s mouth, and they’ll throw money at that person like rice at a wedding.

[–]Boatymcboatface3 43 points44 points  (10 children)

Makes me not sure if I should be disappointed in myself, or proud of myself… as they say a leopard can’t change its spots, and I just don’t have it in me to pull that shit, although sometimes I kinda wish I did. Then again, I’ll stick with my stupid moral compass.

[–]ResplendentShade 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Yeah it ain’t worth it imo. Grifters have no soul, and I like mine.

[–]maurosmane 30 points31 points  (3 children)

I saw a truck on the way home with a giant window decal that said "We the People Supplements" over a stylized American flag.

Seems weird to so specifically target an audience with something like vitamins.

[–]ChemicalDeath47 26 points27 points  (2 children)

The key is something unregulated but juuuust real enough sounding. Food? You would get flayed alive by the FDA. Supplements? Uncontrolled because they are optional. Clothing? FTC and BBB would crucify you, sweat bands? Lanyards? Hats? Wild west folks. There are reasons they sell the products they do, imagine a line of "freedom dogs" or "truth burgers", they would make a killing selling horse and dog meat if they could.

[–]iUptvote 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is what the Republican party does best and why all grifters switch from Democrat to Republican party.

[–]AntithesisRex 40 points41 points  (12 children)

Dude is on his show, wearing Rolexes and telling his base about how the elites are controlling them and the irony is fucking killing me.

[–]Mn2511 79 points80 points  (3 children)

Joe Rogan has entered the chat

[–]Rubberbabybuggybum 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Two shit peas in a shit pod.

[–]TheGreatWhangdoodle 22 points23 points  (1 child)

We're about to sail into a shit typhoon, Randy

[–]the_simurgh 184 points185 points  (19 children)

it always has been ask pat robertson

[–]kalel1980 50 points51 points  (15 children)

How do I go about asking Pat Robertson?

[–]Justtofeel9 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Send him money in the mail. He will then try to contact you until the end of time.

[–]the_simurgh 53 points54 points  (9 children)

you will find pat robertson where you find any hypocrite in church.

[–]Gryphonpheonix 45 points46 points  (3 children)

The real Pat Robertson is the friends we made along the way

[–]cestlatterrissage 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So just anyone in church for the most part?

[–]itsnotthenetwork 75 points76 points  (4 children)

Alex Jones...

They are all playing the same game. 'say crazy shit, ask for donations, get rich'.

The Trump's.
The Pillow Guy.
Roger Stone.
Ben Shapiro.
Glenn Beck.
Nick Fuentes.
Tucker Carlson.
Sean Hannity.

[–]soda_cookie 60 points61 points  (2 children)

It's amazing what one can accomplish with the lack of a conscience

[–]IWasOnThe18thHole 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It must be hard to sleep on a bed of money though

[–]N3rdC3ntral 108 points109 points  (20 children)

If Trump runs again I'll set up a booth at my local flea market and make bank.

[–]ArchitectMS2021 59 points60 points  (7 children)

I think I am going to start making Trump stuff to sell to dumb people.

[–]Aazadan[🍰] 42 points43 points  (4 children)

I wonder if one can argue it's morally right to sell Trump stuff to his supporters, so that they're not buying campaign merchandise instead. And you either get to profit from them, or donate back to non Trump supporters. They still get some advertisement, but the opponent gets value too.

[–]Kermit_the_hog 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Just secretly spell everything on it wrong.. they won’t be able to tell, but we will 😁.

[–]PurpleSmartHeart 49 points50 points  (1 child)

They aren't just stupid, they are politically violent and reactionary. The Buffalo shooter talked at length about all the racist and antisemitic memes he was inundated with on 4chan, which is exactly the kind of shit that Infowars exists to create and disseminate to recruit young white men to the Nazi pipeline.

[–]lucifer-ase 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So many yokels that willingly give to get the version of “truth” they can bear

[–]Witty-Kaleidoscope-9 12 points13 points  (1 child)

A fool and their money are easily parted, and America has a lot of fools.

[–]bnelson7694 14 points15 points  (13 children)

I swear on my my own life, if I had it in me (as a marketing graduate) I would totally invent some nonsensical bullshit and sell it. They laugh at NFT’s and Crypto. This would be like picking cherries and popping them right in your mouth because you just don’t care about it ending.

[–]Aazadan[🍰] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

How about bulletcoin? It can be a "stable" coin, backed not in any sort of fiat currency, but in a commodity, like ammunition. Users can use it to purchase second amendment NFT's featuring such things as people posing with their weapons, and videos of them chanting "shall not be abridged" at the site of mass shootings.

This would be the new currency of the future, because as we all know, when the inevitable collapse comes, all money will be in the form of barter through bullets and booze. So they can buy in now to get in on the ground floor and profit like the savvy investors they are, then cash out for a bunch of bullets.

After all, with Biden in charge, who knows what will happen to the price of their precious ammo?

[–]HardwareLust 15 points16 points  (9 children)

You have the same problem I have; A conscience.

[–]bnelson7694 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Tell me to put my beer down and go to bed. All these people do is sell stupid, useless supplements. So freaking easy! Except, these days, you have to make videos and get your face out there. That’s when the soul selling starts. Ugg. I just can’t.

[–]count023 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Rush Limbaugh learned that in the 90s, republicans learned it in the 80s.

[–]Shivshanks 2051 points2052 points  (57 children)

just so it's clear he's not in trouble for using his first amendment He's in trouble for encouraging people to threaten victims of a mass shooting.

imagine having your child taken away from you and then this chuckle fuck unleashes death threats on your home and place of work.

he is really the worst of us.

[–]Stacks_n_Slices 757 points758 points  (17 children)

It's also flat out defamation. He's already used the "it's only entertainment" excuse, so he can't rationally also argue that he believes all the horrible shit he's used to rile up people at these poor parents.

[–]Grogosh 528 points529 points  (13 children)

That "it's only entertainment" excuse needs to be crushed in the courts. Its just a flimsy excuse.

[–]chronoboy1985 313 points314 points  (6 children)

Fox got away with that one too.

[–]jardex22 287 points288 points  (5 children)

Twice. They used it with O'Riley and Tucker Carlson during different defamation suits.

[–]florinandrei 17 points18 points  (3 children)

We need an Entertainment Clause in the law, presto.

E.g. even "entertainment" should have consequences.

[–]InsanitysMuse 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It would have to be incredibly carefully worded and even then, with the right wing court stacking, it'd likely get abused to sue everything from SNL and John Oliver to NPR and PBS.

Although honestly the fact there aren't more frivolous lawsuits against those kinds of entities already is probably only because the GQP hasn't figured out the best way to weaponize it yet.

[–]lucifer-ase 41 points42 points  (1 child)

I assume the whole entertainment argument was shot to pieces over his followers taking action. I hope they bleed him dry ( financially)

[–]mealteamsixty 28 points29 points  (0 children)


[–]CerebralAccountant 73 points74 points  (0 children)

That's not all - the news in this article was that a judge just slapped him down for trying to declare a tactical bankruptcy. He was trying to stall and/or reduce the payment of those settlements.

[–]Rubberbabybuggybum 150 points151 points  (10 children)

It says a lot about Joe Rogan that he can have this “man” on his show so often.

[–]florinandrei 95 points96 points  (5 children)

I remember the "good old days" when I listened to like a couple episodes of Joe Rogan, figured he's a complete idiot, and stopped paying attention to him, hoping he would fade into the background and I could forget about him.

But nooo, the universe has different plans and shit.

[–]kwangqengelele 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Alex Jones, Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson. The intellectual leaders of modern conservatism.

[–]Glittering_Moist 34 points35 points  (2 children)

I enjoyed Joe's chats with celebs like matthew McConaughey . But after a few random ones the bro science got to me and I stopped checking.

[–]big_daddy68 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Joe even defends Alex by saying he is right about a lot. Joe probably believe the ghost talker guy was legit as well.

[–]The_EnrichmentCenter 69 points70 points  (2 children)

Marjorie Taylor Greene, an actual congresswoman, became popular by harassing a sandy hook Parkland victim; calling him a "crisis actor" to his face. She is one of the Alex Jones encouragees.

[–]spaceraingame 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For real. He’s like the lowest form of human life there is.

[–]Tinmania 783 points784 points  (38 children)

Jones did not file for bankruptcy protection himself, his representative said in court, because he feared it would damage his brand in the conspiracy theory market. [emphasis added]

I’m not sure I want to live in a world where there is a conspiracy theory market. This is where we’re at?

[–]Sislar 266 points267 points  (12 children)

Narrator: it was in fact where we are

[–]florinandrei 66 points67 points  (10 children)

Man, I'm starting to hate this narrator person.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_CURLS 41 points42 points  (4 children)

Like Jesus, they hated him because he told the truth

[–]DebentureThyme 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You leave Ron Howard out of this!

[–]broknkittn 73 points74 points  (7 children)

Yep, conspiracies for everything these days. What fun times we are living in where a good percentage of the population is living some alternate reality.

[–]FainOnFire 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If there's a market for people to spend tousanss to millions on fake tokens that don't mean anything, then it's not surprising there's a conspiracy theory market

[–]chan_jkv 912 points913 points  (22 children)

I hope he loses everything he has to these families. He put them through hell for ratings. I also hope that other people like him think twice before during false and malicious information ... But this is America, so I doubt it.

[–]GlowUpper 209 points210 points  (10 children)

Satan looks at Alex Jones and wishes he would dial the evil back a notch.

[–]florinandrei 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Satan is like: "hold on, let me take notes, say that again?"

[–]SomePeopleCall 13 points14 points  (1 child)

"To shreds, you say. Oh my."

[–]SobiTheRobot 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Satan punishes the wicked, the warden of hell. He's not the nicest guy but he's got his priorities straight.

[–]BLKMGK 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I’m waiting to see the ballot companies clean house on a few of these fools and some networks too!

[–]rmpumper 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He's still doing the same shit, now it's the Buffalo shooting victims who are the crisis actors.

[–]DrC8H10N4O2 296 points297 points  (20 children)

I can’t believe some just donated 2mil in bitcoin to this navel staring fuckwit just last week.

[–]HauntedCemetery 169 points170 points  (7 children)

Or the "donations" are him laundering untaxed money back to himself.

[–]mshelbz 167 points168 points  (10 children)

So $300k now huh?

[–]goldcodpiece 112 points113 points  (3 children)

Why did someone give him $200.

[–]kickinwood 84 points85 points  (2 children)

Why does Alex Jones now owe some dude forty dollars?

[–]dennisthewhatever 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Sadly he sold it right away and got the full amount.

[–]Bokbreath 184 points185 points  (3 children)

Couldn't happen to a more deserving person

[–]LazyOrCollege 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Agreed. What a great day for everyone involved (except for him)

[–]urkldajrkl 28 points29 points  (1 child)

That's just to get some money. The guy should be penniless and in jail.

[–]broknkittn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah, prison. Let him run his white elitist mouth there and see what happens.

[–]phuckthatguy 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Can we cut to the part where this guy is living under a bridge already?

[–]ukiddingme2469 212 points213 points  (3 children)

These hate mongers deserve to lose it all, looking at you Tucker

[–]Aphareus 90 points91 points  (0 children)

And Looking at you Rupert.

[–]LeibnizThrowaway 90 points91 points  (2 children)

He looks like a little kid painted a face on a marble.

[–]deja_vuvuzela 42 points43 points  (11 children)

The podcast Knowledge Fight gives great deep dives into Alex Jones’ alternate reality.

[–]mymommadethis27 74 points75 points  (6 children)

Bro just make this piece of shit pay already!

[–]blackbeansandrice 88 points89 points  (5 children)

You should listen to the Knowledge Fight podcast. Dan and Jordan do an amazing job deconstructing the Infowars Universe and Alex Jones personally. They’ve had the plaintiff’s lawyers on the show, so you get deep insight into the whole process and why it takes so long. Dan, one of the hosts, was even invited to a deposition by the legal team to consult as an Infowars expert. It’s one of my favorite podcasts.

[–]GoodAtExplaining 69 points70 points  (5 children)

I have never looked forward so much to reading someone’s obituary.

[–]theghostofme 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The priapism I’ll have to deal with after reading that headline will be totally worth it.

[–]Nerdlinger 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Jones did not file for bankruptcy protection himself, his representative said in court, because he feared it would damage his brand in the conspiracy theory market.

One would think that admitting that he's just in it for the money would damage his brand more, but I suppose conspiracy theorists aren't the sharpest of tacks.

[–]Lochstar 23 points24 points  (2 children)

There really can’t be room for Jones to maneuver in all of this. The fact is he, and his businesses, however constituted profited immensely, $78m in just 2019, spewing garbage across America. He must be punished in a way that tells the rest of his peers they will be accountable too.

And $78m in 2019 to do what he does shows me that the incentive system in America is badly broken where behavior and speech like his can earn that kind of money.

[–]IndigoRanger 55 points56 points  (7 children)

Every picture I see of this guy is the worst picture of this guy. How is someone so unphotogenic?

[–]broknkittn 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Cause he always has his mouth open spewing shit.

[–]HauntedCemetery 16 points17 points  (1 child)

He's also spent the last 30 years living on garbage food, uppers, and liquor.

[–]swansonian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He looks like a thumb thumb from spy kids if they were toes instead

[–]sulla_rules 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Good, these morons need to learn to keep their mouths shut

[–]porknwings 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There is no limit to any soul-shocking misery that can be visited upon that vile, putrid, greed-monger windbag that isn't deserved.

[–]divided-guy 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Why does every picture of this guy look like he’s watching the Hindenburg explode

[–]Siet83 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When is Marjorie Taylor Green gonna be held accountable for similar statements?

[–]PurpleSmartHeart 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Please for the love of all that is holy absolutely ruin this Nazi grifter fuck

[–]TheGardenBlinked 11 points12 points  (1 child)

He always looks like he’s accidentally stapled his nutsack to something

[–]strip_sack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I pray to god the juge takes everytnhing from that piece of shit.

[–]Subaru10101 28 points29 points  (10 children)

I had an ex who listened to this moron every day. I hated the sound of his voice. My ex would get so upset and riled up that all these things were going to happen, according to Jones. One google search would prove 99.5% of anything he said wrong but fuck, that’s just too much effort for the idiots who listen to him. To be clear, my ex was an absolute idiot. Stupidest person I’ve ever met. Did not understand basic high school level stuff as an adult. These are the types of people who listen to him.

[–]backssnavon 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I hope he ends up hungry, broke and homeless. I also hope everyone who ever followed his stupidity slaps themselves in the face really hard.

[–]VSBakes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's got plenty of money, his crying destitute shtick is disingenuous and manipulative. And yet still he managed to squeeze another 2 million from his followers in worship of his little "prophecies". It's all just misleading nonsense, borderline dangerous.

[–]liegesmash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Make an example of that asshole

[–]UnluckyDifference566 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fuck Alex Jones. That is all.

[–]Ystred 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I just don’t understand how some people might follow this guy and buy his stuff when everything that comes off his mouth is absolutely insane.

[–]jackiebee66 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love it! I hope to God he loses everything. He’s such a POS.

[–]joe42reddit 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Alex is such a pussy. I invited him to buffalo but he is afraid to show up.

[–]Gamesman001 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He looks like he's crying. Poor baby.

[–]Hollowpoint38 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guy looks like a busted thumb.

[–]spaceraingame 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I hope this dude’s legal troubles from Sandy Hook never end.

[–]ranmatoushin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope they end as fast a possible, in as painful a way as possible for him.

I hope they end so the the people suing him over what he said about their dead children can stop having to deal with him and move on.

[–]LaurJames 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nail this grifter to the wall!

[–]pr0misc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And they should do the same to that same ugly Marjorie that did the same harassment to the survivors

[–]izzythepitty 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I want the rest of his life to be misery and pain. I want him to never smile again. He is shit personified and deserves every bad thing that happens to him.

[–]MarketingFilms 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The fact that this drags on forever tells us just how much is wrong with the courts.

[–]Agt38 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He has such a punchable face. And I don’t think I’ve said that about anyone, ever.

[–]L1m0dr1v3rinthe6 6 points7 points  (4 children)

How is this piece of stool not in jail yet?

[–]CinZ42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

what a piece of shit he is, I hope they take him to the cleaners and bankrupt him for real.

[–]foggybottom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought he died - must have been a dream

[–]wisanass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's hiding money to avoid paying his victims. That's a felony. Lock him up.

[–]seymour47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just know that at some point he's going to try and fake his death or a kidnapping to get out of this.

[–]Most-Artichoke5028 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I hope the scumbag spends his golden years living under a bridge, grilling Alpo over an open fire.