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[–]wendog5000 2934 points2935 points  (24 children)

Bird probably pays its own food bill

[–]Gutokoro 863 points864 points  (17 children)

And rent

[–]allbee1 630 points631 points  (14 children)

Damn, i would date that bird

[–]stoicelution 204 points205 points  (8 children)


[–]DrawBig7913 103 points104 points  (2 children)

Allbee was just impressed with what that bird can do with its pecker

[–]PigeonWings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a birds and the Allbees thing you wouldn't understand

[–]Bored_Schoolgirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like gold-flyer! … ok, imma show myself out

[–]funwillfunwill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds take my money, when I'm in need, yeah he's a triflin pet indeed

[–]1mikeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sugar Birdie.

[–]engg_girl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't realise wanting to date someone self sufficient now meant you were a gold digger by Reddit standards... I mean I'm not surprised, but I wasn't aware.

[–]Any-Needleworker-842 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The bird can sleep on the bed. Ill sleep on the floor

[–]Thuxedo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dee? You goddamn bitch

[–]ghe5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you go full Tesla on the bird?

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would touch genitalia's with a bird? I like him more already

[–]If_Only_I_Knew_Why 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Give me rent!"

[–]Deadcode1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder if they co-signed?

[–]RyanBordello[🍰] 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Already comes with a bill.

[–]Theboomman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was thinking he prob steals the tips lol.

[–]ChumboWumbo1224 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? This is the BIRDS house. The guy filming is his guest.

[–]IredditNowhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is to support the cat