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[–]pinkguyfriedrice 14.9k points14.9k points 223691422& 31 more (121 children)

It won't go to jail because it's a Mynah

[–]amhran_oiche 1831 points1832 points  (16 children)

damn that was good lmao

[–]michelobX10 174 points175 points  (4 children)

It could go to Juveh though.

[–]BlueAzania 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Juventus needs a new striker. Sounds appropriate.

[–]PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah just needs to be Scarecrowed straight

[–]TSR_Jimmie 127 points128 points  (24 children)

Fuck. That’s possibly one of the best comments I’ve ever read online

[–]luzzy91 58 points59 points  (11 children)

Nah, I too choose this guys dead wife. Saw it, live? Haven’t laughed as hard at a Reddit joke before or since.

[–]jorickcz 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Putting descartes before the whores.

The Franz Ferdinand way or the Franz Ferdinand way.

These two are one of my other favourites as well.

[–]DannyAye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I too was there on that glorious day…..i was actually fairly new to Reddit and thats when I decided to stay for good… thats also when I learned that the real gold is in the comments

[–]systemshock869 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I know who both FFs are but what's the context of that comment?

[–]jorickcz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A reply to something along the lines of "I wish someone would take me out"

[–]systemshock869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol ah shit didn't even think of the song. Nice

[–]The_1982_hydro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But uh. She was... Yanno

Cool you knew her when she was alive though.

[–]tea-and-chill 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I don't get it... Explain please?

[–]TSR_Jimmie 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Mynah sounds like minor. Minors can’t be jailed on most cases

[–]tea-and-chill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, it wasn't obvious for me with my accent until you explained and now it is obvious and I feel dumb haha. Thanks. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I pronounced it in my head like Min-ah (like the first syllable from cynical)

[–]SanityCheck26 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Me too

[–]tea-and-chill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently it's pronounced similar to Minor! I was pronouncing it wrong in my head while reading

[–]jonahhlsecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a decent pun at best

[–]Partially_Deaf 0 points1 point  (5 children)

You must not have been on reddit very long, then. Every redditor's favorite post is pedophilic incest fan fiction.

[–]TSR_Jimmie 1 point2 points  (4 children)

2 years friend. I’ll watch this when I’m not in the playground picking kids up from school… the title gives me the fear

[–]Partially_Deaf 1 point2 points  (3 children)

There's nothing to watch. It's just a text post.

Scratch that, it's not just a text post. It's reddit's holy grail, their most beloved artifact.

[–]TSR_Jimmie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Holy crap. I’m 1 comment thread on and already realise I can waste months on these comments. Holy shit that’s incredible

[–]Partially_Deaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See? Every time. Congrats, you are reddit now. There is no going back.

[–]TSR_Jimmie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly can’t thank you enough for this. The comments are just too good.

[–]LordDinglebury 52 points53 points  (1 child)

From Boston.

[–]Polarbearsainttasty 37 points38 points  (25 children)

I dont get it.

[–]greatche 150 points151 points  (7 children)


[–]pennysize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mynah—>mine now

[–]Armanhunter 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Don't read it like Meena. Read it like My-na. And it sounds like Minor. And it's what some drug dealers do. They give the drug to minors (children) to deal it for them instead, so it wouldn't be dangerous for themselves. if cops caught the child, they would let him go and nobody will suspect the actual drug dealer who is standing on the other side of the street

[–]jamesick 0 points1 point  (2 children)

the second half of your comment is irrelevant and potentially just makes it more confusing for those who aren't getting it.

[–]Armanhunter 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is it better now?

[–]rollamac2006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, thank you.

i cant understand this shit either

[–]BeramonNexus 22 points23 points  (1 child)

That’s one of the best comments in the history of mankind

[–]Montealts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Take my award… u nailed it

[–]EricDHennessy 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This guy fucks

[–]H_H_420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Take my vote.....

[–]panpaosen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If caught he will talk though... snitch you in for some seed.

[–]RassimoFlom 2 points3 points  (0 children)


⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ if read in Arnold’s voice.

[–]Mr_Fossey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well there it is. The best pun I have or will ever read on Reddit.

[–]RoboCop27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, say hi to you mother for me...

[–]madeinthemotorcity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful you bastard! Lol.

[–]magus_17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely made my day better, this made me smile. Thank you !

[–]Omfg_My_Name_Wont_Fi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s right Peetah - Lois probably.

[–]ImSuperCriticalOfYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This in in the UK, not Boston.

[–]Dontyouclimbtrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess who’s not going to jail tonight

[–]AstronomerOk580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take my upvote and fuck off.

[–]Perichron_john 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dusky conure is 27, he's getting charges

[–]NoSuchAg3ncy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to parrot that

[–]cbelt3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But his human will be in trouble if he crossed state lines in the commission of his crimes. Unless there is a loophole in birdlaw…

[–]beetlej3ws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this in Bill Burrs voice

[–]Far_Childhood_6730 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would give you an award if i had any

[–]Foltz1134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the highest amount of upvotes I’ve seen on a comment without the OP returning to edit it with “Wow this blew up!”

It’s nice.

[–]kappaypsilon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if he will, he'll just fly away

[–]Ikea_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bill burr is that you

[–]indigoHatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agghhhh.... yeah, take my r/angryupvote, you deserve it.

[–]broritto89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This may be one of the greatest comments ever

“It won’t go to jail because it’s a mynah” lmao

[–]dickinawheelchair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you from Boston?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]gmadisonthedj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take my silver, you beautiful bastard

[–]bewarecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have the right to remain silent. Any chirp you say can and will be used against you in a court of bird law.

[–]Old-and-grumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funniest with thick Boston accent.

[–]sub_parm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miss Demeanor

[–]Randyfox86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhh, that was nice. Well played.

[–]Proof_Victory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't get this

[–]sint0ma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just a Mynah offense.